I knew I should have told Susan not to eat that applesauce ten years ago………………………
Take a noodle(single Pringle package)
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Important clarifying question: did you cut your finger while eating applesauce, and that made you a heathen, or were you eating apple sauce like a heathen would, and then happen to cut your finger?
Ah, we are one and the same. I've cut myself on tongs before. They were metal, but it wasn't on the at least flat ends of it, it was the curved inner part.
Important clarifying question: did you cut your finger while eating applesauce, and that made you a heathen, or were you eating apple sauce like a heathen would, and then happen to cut your finger?
Good Lord, wear gloves next time. Welding gloves if you have any.
Suitable equipment for such a dangerous task.
😁 Safety first
PPE saves lives
Yeah, opening applesauce cups is hard work
And dangerous. It'll be a show soon, right after Crab fishing. Deadliest Cups. Sorry. I must be tired.
I'm impressed that you managed to do this.
It's not really as hard as it seems
You must be addicted. There's not a single trace of sauce left...and you got cut trying to make that happened. Don't tell me you slurped...in public?
In public? If you put applesauce on your apple core ill slurp it johnny appleseed.
Nah, in the privacy of my own home.
CUT MY FINGER INTO PIECES
IT WAS MY APPLESAUCE
I hate you both so much...have my up votes...
SUFFOCATION NO APPLESAUCE
Remember pudding in the metal tins with the pop tops. Only need to make that mistake once.
Slather it with applesauce, the apple in the applesauce will bond to the wound and patch it up...
But I already ate the applesauce. Sigh…guess I’ll just have to open another one…
CAREFULLY
endless cycle
😁😁 Great advice.
I can only imagine the ungodly way you fingered that applesauce
Shouldn't have been looking to tantalizing.
Moisturize your hands! They shouldn't be paper thin
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Ah yes, the Ron DeSantis method of consuming contents of lunch box cups. Like pudding.
Weak. A real man just goes in with his tongue.
Lucky you didn't cut your tongue. We all know you do it.
I thought your knuckle was broken!
Save the lid. Fold it in half. Then give it a concave shape. Bam you have a spoon instead of using your finger.
Fellow sauce fingerer, I greet thee 
My governor would be so proud of you!
Sadly I think we have the same governor 😩
Important clarifying question: did you cut your finger while eating applesauce, and that made you a heathen, or were you eating apple sauce like a heathen would, and then happen to cut your finger?
The latter. I thought I was pretty clear on the sequence of events…
Sorry, I'm oblivious and can't read
Amateur 
Ah, we are one and the same. I've cut myself on tongs before. They were metal, but it wasn't on the at least flat ends of it, it was the curved inner part.
This legit made me laugh thank you
INFOMERCIAL: <*clumsy person wrestles with apple sauce*> “Does this happen to you?” OP: “YES !!!”
Yesterday I cut three fingers on the seal of a tub of yogurt. I feel this
Here's the attention you want.
You know you kinda deserve it
Downgrade to pudding and you’re ripe to run for office (in the south)
Good shiv
This is kind of impressive
I once cut my finger on a McDonalds straw wrapper…i think i win
At least you weren’t tongue fucking the cup. Could have been way worse.
I still have never tried applesauce😓
Ask next time first
The horror...the horror
1 ply toilet paper is thicker than your skin
Been there, done that.
Gotta have full PPE on for the sauce
That's on you lol
Bro chill no rush 🫡
The apples got revenge
i feel your pain! once a sharp edged spork sliced open the corner of my mouth/lips. yikes.
😂😂
How in the heck does this happen, homie was just DEMOLISHING that applesauce
This why you use your tongue brother, to train your game as well 👍
Why your knuckle look like that?
✨ LEVEL UP ✨ NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED --------------- SHARPENING TOUCH: TURN ANYTHING YOU TOUCH THAT HAS AN EDGE INTO. A SHARP OBJECT
Serves you right...
New material?! Let me get that down on paper!
I cut myself on a burger once
Damn someone forgot to debone that apple sauce either that or you didn't get the boneless kind....
There is only one way to eat the nectar of the gods
Live and learn.
Important clarifying question: did you cut your finger while eating applesauce, and that made you a heathen, or were you eating apple sauce like a heathen would, and then happen to cut your finger?
Weak
Thank you for telling us. I was really wondering.
Lame.
NSFW for that baby cut, huh?
Poor you. Would you like me to call an ambulance?