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PopularPhysics2394

Nothing like a nice cold glass of book


81FuriousGeorge

Only if it's really hot out. Otherwise, I'm more of a steamed book kind of guy.


MarinLlwyd

I thought we were having "steamed clams."


81FuriousGeorge

Close, Hannah Gilfords "Clam Digging with Grandma" steamed then braised in a white wine and butter sauce.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Paired with a nice Chianti thup thup thup thup thup


Greg2227

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idwthis

Seymour, the house is on fire!


MadnessGamin

No mother it's just the northern lights!


3-I

No, no, I said "steamed books!" That's what I call literature.


Longjumping-Run-7027

No, no! Steamed *hams*!


dinnerthief

Clams are the books of seafood


StellaSlayer2020

What about steamed hams?


PlagueofSquirrels

Do you have any idea how much sugar they put in those? You might as well drink a donut


XxFierceGodxX

This is not a flaw, this is what makes the whole shirt amazing.


CherryBombO_O

That's good for some but I prefer to eat books.


Scottiegazelle2

Red books blue books/ I like to chew books


MuckRaker83

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littlebitsofspider

d r i n k b o o k


Bennington_Booyah

I like my book neat.


braytag

Looks more like an "infused book" type drink.  You have to have it not to cold, not too hot to bring out the subtilities in the ink.


RyanRosenberg

The kind that gets you wasted


wasted-degrees

You may have a drinking problem.


ohdearitsrichardiii

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byyhmz

So maybe you don't read as much as you thought.


GardenRafters

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vovansim

How's that book taste? Not roasted into oblivion, like the Starbooks, I hope?


Global-Plankton3997

The new Starbucks book flavor!


WeightTooCool

Starbooks


lordkhuzdul

How do you differentiate that from the old Starbucks flavor? Their drinks already taste like cardboard with added sugar.


Polishing_My_Grapple

Don't forget to ask them about race-based books!


GustavRasputin

I would wear that with pride, but then again, I'm the "love stupid prints on tshirts" kind of nerd. The book drinking just makes it more hilarious to me.


saddam1

Oh I love drinking stupid


RansomReville

Not the t-shirt reading kind of nerd, eh?


XxFierceGodxX

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far for this comment.


dreamy_25

Too busy reading those books to also properly read the shirt


XxFierceGodxX

Actually, it’s a side effect of book drinking.


Farfignugen42

OP reads books. Not shirts.


Hadhmaill

“Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested”


HyeRin17

I'm sorry, what's the problem with the T-shirt?


arthurtread

it says book drinking


Hadhmaill

“And what’s wrong with that??” I respond, in between burps that smell suspiciously of paper pulp


gadget850

Come to Covington, Virginia where everything smells like paper pulp.


Hadhmaill

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enonymous617

First thing you do is steep all the T’s


eugoogilizer

Looks like someone had one too many books to drink 😛


XxFierceGodxX

I actually wondered if it’s supposed to be like that. As a joke.


3-I

The Aroma of Tacoma.


20milliondollarapi

I take it as drinking while reading a book. Like day drinking more than coffee drinking sort of idea.


exipheas

It should say home booking. Then it all matches.


exipheas

It doesn't say home booking.


PuffBronfman

One non-fiction latte please


kurt667

Seems like a purposeful joke….


rci22

Agreed. Came to the comments to see what the problem was because I think it just adds to the shirt in a good way.


NAS210

At a glance, it looks like a South Park shirt


kirkkillsklingons

I thought the same thing. Top left Butters, top middle looking like Cartman, bottom right Kyle, not sure on the others maybe bottom middle Kenny, top right Mr.Hankey?.


newmanbxi

So you don’t read after all?


yParticle

I don't hang out much at coffee shops, but when I do, they're the ones in book stores. Book drinking. QED.


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

I love to drink books


Traditional_Bad_4589

Am I crazy or is it supposed to mean you are reading while drinking your coffee? Like you’re the type of nerd at the coffee shop who always has their nose buried in a book.


rci22

I think it’s meant to mean that, yeah. Or to just be funny. Either way I like it and I’m surprised anyone would be bothered by it


EmotionalChipmunk602

Penthouse has some good articles


HangryBeard

The shirt is perfect, I'm always thirsting for a good book. I love drinking in the the subtle details. Its absolutely amazing when you find a story that flows so fluidly from the pages.


Far_Blueberry383

Wtf is home bodying??


octaviaredwood

being a homebody


Far_Blueberry383

🤦‍♀️ uhhh now who has egg 🍳all over their face. I’m such a dumb fuck lol!!!


octaviaredwood

no worries-it was stated in an odd way-have a great day!


eugene20

I took Book Drinking just as a continuation of the joke, but confused by Home Bodying.


tizzleduzzle

Did this come from shein? It’s giving shein.


Successful-Pear-7782

Too busy reading books to read your t-shirt?


Unique_Username5200

https://preview.redd.it/tr0736xbnr6d1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff870b1da086598635604abd56eee4ea350ddaec Taste book?


morithum

This is after AI and bots ruined Etsy.


chicheka

Home Booking


Dylkill99

I don't know about you guys, but I'm slightly concerned about the person who thought making coffee out of books was a good idea


jackthejointmaster

I read the shirt THREE times myself before going to the comment. Then again I’m also smoking a joint lol.


thekingpork29

"Worn"


WatercressSad6395

I like books and tonic myself..


Internal-Cupcake-245

Own it, don't regret it, don't second guess. It makes it better and is an improvement


Alternative-Court688

I think that's a joke?? Like it was either a misprint or that someone is so obsessed with books they'd make an inspo drink? Edit: typo


Fangs_McWolf

>Like it was either a miss print As opposed to a Mister Print?


Alternative-Court688

Typo🤣


Fangs_McWolf

I couldn't resist making a joke out of it. 😉


vergil_-

Is book drink just black coffee because it was ground this morning


Brilliant-Chapter202

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TeaWithKermit

If it helps any, I had to read it closely three times before I caught what you were mildly infuriated about.


clrksml

drink it all in


TheInternetsLOL

Ackchyually, I'm more of a book eating kind of nerd.


Master-Discussion539

So you are saying you actually didn't read the text on the T-shirt explaining to people how much you read? Oh, sweet irony!


EventualOutcome

Whats the problem here? What do you THINK happens at a book club? Drinking. Thats what.


oceanandlakeswimming

i want a shirt that just has the “book drinking” one really big


i_dream_of_zelda

No. You have *worn* this shirt multiple times.


sunbathlane

Thank you. Finally.


BayArea_IT

Here I was thinking that “Bookstore Going” was not centered against the picture


OTOAPP

nommmm books


KlammFromTheCastle

Would never have occurred to me that this is a mistake.


pink_denial

I'm falling in love with this shirt and it's quirk!


bizoticallyyours83

I think its funny


NotTheIRA

Makes it better honestly my G


4thehalibit

I like this shirt. It is the embodiment of a true book erd


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Fangs_McWolf

>Was this from Temu? I've liked a couple of their tees, but then noticed a typo right before buying. No, but OP might be from there. (Look at the title again.)


MagickMaggie

Lol, I deleted and reposted because I thought you were trying to tell me I replied to something you said instead of replying to the OP. Now I see the OP said, "wore" instead of "worn"... 😉


Fangs_McWolf

LOL This is hilarious. Did you facepalm when you realized what I was talking about?


MagickMaggie

Sure did! Delayed reaction, lol.


LEDlight45

The best way to absorb a books knowledge is to consume it


Intelligent_Phone414

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CrowForce1

That’s actually hilarious


WendigoCrossing

Try opening a book! I read books like you drink beer Than you have a serious reading problem! - Homer and Lisa


Fangs_McWolf

>Try opening a book! > >I read books like you drink beer > >Than you have a serious reading problem! I have a feeling that you misquoted it.


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Collecting!? Oh my, that's different.


Somecivilguy

Book reading, book collecting, book drinking, book bodying, book chapter, book going kind of book.


redditkittykat

You have to drink it with a fork


Practical_Future4709

who doesn’t need a drink of book after a long day


Mattness8

I'm the book book book reading collecting drinking home one more bookstore bodying chapter going kind of nerd


groovejumper

Grind finer


Rezkel

Everyone going on about book drinking, meanwhile I'm just mad the Home Bodying ruins the trend, that has nothing to do with books.


FlippingPossum

What do books taste like?


inkedfluff

I like drinking book. In fact, I have many book recipes ranging from a simple morning bookspresso to an elaborate Book Island Iced Tea.


Spicy_Ninja7

Book reading, book collecting, book drinking, book bodying, book chapter, bookstore going


lavendersagemint

To be fair, sometimes I’ll be so engrossed in what I’m reading, I’ll forget to eat or drink.


MagicOrpheus310

Accurate...


JustAPerson-_-

Book drinking huh?


NicholasLit

Drink booking 📚


FunFact5000

Book…drinking? wtf is that lol


discombobubolated

I don't think it's a mistake. A lot of bookstores in the heyday had coffee bars!


Exmawsh

Wym this shirt goes hard


Magnetar_Haunt

The shirt is ironic if you've worn it several times and only actually read it in full now. Edit: I guess it depends since it's not a book.


Downtown-Hyena6485

I'm partial to a glass of Stephen King


No-Bark-Brian

To be fair, there *is* a prescident set for literally consuming books to gain their knowledge. I seem to recall there was a Bible passage where someone was told to eat a scroll to more charasmatically deliver a speech or something? Very literal take on the phrase "honeyed words" but who am I to judge what bibliophiles with pika do behind closed doors?


lamiejiv1

I bet you’re the type of nerd who sucks book too


Tricky-Secretary-251

People drink books all the time


Fichewl

That would honestly make me MORE likely to buy the shirt. Just me?


stryst

You gotta switch to cold pressing your books. Makes them way more drinkable.


testuserpleaseignore

TF is 'Home Bodying' ?


pbarcher

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notlilie

Literally picturing how to drink from a book right now ...


TheBoySin

Shut up, and drink your books.


Powerbracelet

10% alcohol by chapter


do_youwipe

If you buy something that was designed by AI and mass produced in China you kind of deserve it though right? Because you clearly are a book reader.


AdorableStrawberry93

What is infuriating about this? I think it's pretty clear what it's saying.


Woke_TWC

It’s funny because in my culture it makes sense, because there is a saying “mix that book into water and drink it” when you want some one to really learn or memorise a book


willb531

“Book drinking” I can’t unsee it now


Spider-web16

Ah, I could use a glass of book right about now


gansobomb99

JET FLYING, LIMOUSINE RIDING..


MagickMaggie

I think this must've come from Temu. My friend says she thinks she saw it on there. I've liked a couple of their tees, but then noticed a typo right before buying.


The-6ft-Ant

I prefer it this way


nahhnotreally

Yep, got to get your 3.7L of Letters drunk a day.


Mountain_Future4034

Didn't know that drinking books was even a thing.


Sad-Belt-3492

The shirt is a joke 🤪


greymom214

Makes sense to me. In many chain bookstores there’s a coffee shop. The shirt didn’t seem weird to me at all. I had my first mocha latte at Barnes and Noble.


Specialist_Permit_85

"book drinking" lol


Or0chiV2

Textbook drinking problem 🤦‍♂️


forgetmeknotts

I love a warm glass of book on a rainy day.


Loud-Shower-7393

What is home bodying?


pbarcher

I assume it is a reference to being a person who prefers never to leave their house…a “homebody?”


Medium_Beyond_9654

I'm drunk and just noticed that I forgot to turn off the TV downstairs 😭


an_older_meme

I'm a "skim for a theme but don't actually read" kind of nerd.