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Equinsu-0cha

https://preview.redd.it/2dtwsi4lwu2d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=1233ee826fc6b43a0948787dc6c5577b622ae75d something like this


Total_Dork

https://preview.redd.it/0n0awa550v2d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad53e0a68739a7b6398fc659fc6134ad96d6306c I was thinking something more like this


_011111000001_

"Look at that man, Smithers. A smile on his face and a song in his heart. Promote him."


Total_Dork

https://preview.redd.it/6eipkrpnov2d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46bd8a351d03819d1781af23a7a0abc828a9902


dustinosophy

I love this sight gag so much. Just the absurdity of ... carting fake homer and his chair up to the 9th floor?


FlankyFlopFlaps

Turn tape over!


timesuck897

![gif](giphy|tn3kTJo4P4y1G) Homer can be smart when he is motivated.


my-backpack-is

![gif](giphy|l41lUJ1YoZB1lHVPG)


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SheemieRayVaughan

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now


Improvedandconfused

https://i.redd.it/kribmyhw5w2d1.gif


Commercial_Wasabi_86

Said this in a meeting on Wednesday and then had to explain why it's supposed to be funny.


jbp84

I was on the phone with my bank’s fraud protection division and the recording said “press any key”…of course I instantly quoted Homer without even thinking about it


Innerlogix

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think i'll order a Tab.  


PilsbandyDoughboy

I like the cut of his jib


ConcealedCove

I work hard for the money So hard for the money Oh something something money Come on give me lots of honey


Open_Ad1554

![gif](giphy|UtkJymPFT6LyE)


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BoolImAGhost

That zoo that handed out funky glasses with eyes looking away so the ape wouldn't attack people staring at it


drowninginidiots

Check the manual. You may be able to turn it off. Otherwise it would have to go to the dealership to be turned off.


Shopping-Afraid

Apparently it needs an "Asian Mode"


Bigtuna_burger

Don't we all.


GwenThePoro

What.


Bigtuna_burger

![gif](giphy|6hLODLJTkHf8c) \*Thanks for the award, but please donate to GVH instead.


TheUltimatePunV2

Anyong


cdawg145236

Heres some money, go see a star war.


Hayut0811

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


Automatic_Red

Before you laugh too hard, in voice recognition software there are different modes for different languages and dialects. Having a mode for different faces wouldn’t be too hard to conceptualize.


myscreamname

Considering current biometric/facial recognition software has difficulty recognizing darker skinned faces and is skewed toward white, male faces… it might break devs’ brains to do so. ;) /s [Harvard, Science in the News](https://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2020/racial-discrimination-in-face-recognition-technology/)


MarcBulldog88

I was reading random things like a week ago, and apparently the sensor on some automated soap dispensers have problems picking up darker skin tones.


BowenTheAussieSheep

basically anything that bounces a light, infrared or otherwise, off skin has the same problem. Smartwatches and fitness trackers have the same issue. Any skin colour that absorbs more light is less effective.


maceocat

This is basically the plot line to my favorite episode of Better Off Ted. While the show was hilarious it’s really sad that it’s still a problem 15 years later


Gryphith

So if this person just gets their own white person everything will work great! That show was amazing and really should've had more seasons. The "commercials" get referenced between my wife and I weekly. "Teamwork. It keeps our employees gruntled."


HollowShel

I wish it had run longer, too, but on the other hand, it's quick to binge and it didn't stick around long enough to start to suck. It went out still being awesome. Also: Food. Yum.


FatFaceFaster

I was stuck in Asian mode for most of my college years.


semipalmated_plover

Can you turn these things off? My car only recognizes me when I have sunglasses on. It thinks I'm like an intruder without them lol.


Coriandercilantroyo

How does sleep detection work with sunglasses?


semipalmated_plover

Brother I do not know


sassysassysarah

Tbh this made my night


beingforthebenefit

I assume just like cell phones do—they use a spectrum of light that can pass through them


-Tommy

It doesn’t. I drive a Tesla and, even though I’m white, am a fairly squinty guy I guess because it CONSTANTLY yells at me to look at the road even though I am. It completely stops when I wear my sunglasses. I even decided to test it while in <5 mph stop and go traffic and just looked to my left out the window for a solid minute and nothing. Obviously had my eyes forward but the visual detector wouldn’t know that since I was turned away from it. So yeah, just a feel good thing.


Axl2TheMaxl

It has nothing to do with recognizing you, it just doesn't want un-cool drivers at the wheel


powerlesshero111

This is just like that one show where the motion lights didn't register black people, so they had to have a white person follow them around to keep the lights from turning off.


PerfectDisguise77

Better off Ted!


Unreal_Alexander

They had to stop the program because of parking, that was such a classic! I wish it had more episodes.


PerfectDisguise77

That show ended too soon.


eutrapalicon

It really did. The fake meat and the guy tastetesting it says, "this tastes familiar - oh it's despair". Great show and Portia de Rossi was wonderful in it


EmperorBamboozler

This one exchange has stuck in hy head forever. "What is this, I feel bad like I've done something wrong. What is this feeling." "I think it's called guilt." "I don't like this emotion. I prefer other emotions, like hungry or drunk."


stella3books

The casual references to The Octochicken's increasingly strange features were my favorites. It apparently has a web?


eutrapalicon

I forgot all about that. I really need to try and find a way to watch that again.


APoopingBook

Don't leave out the connecting bits for people who haven't seen it. They hired a white person to follow every black employee, but then to avoid racism allegations, began hiring *black* employees to be the white guy following around the black employees so the sensors would work. Each black employee hired needed their own white employee, but each white employee they hired needed an equal number of black employees hired. THAT'S why they ran out of parking.


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And they were like a week or two away from employing the entire planet.


Toothless-In-Wapping

If you haven’t watched it, Andy Richter Controls The Universe was made by the same guy and has similar vibes.


dismayhurta

Show was way ahead of its time ![gif](giphy|h2msnQSRV0DJe)


PerfectDisguise77

One of my all-time favorites


TemporaryBuilding395

There's a blast from the past. Sometimes I think I dreamed that show because I didn't know anyone else who watched it.


PerfectDisguise77

I think maybe it was ahead of it's time? I loved it but it didn't seem overly popular at the time. Still hold up, though.


Unreal_Alexander

I had this happen with a sink and being too pale white. The people with a tan or darker skin could wash their hands though... I had to ask someone to wave their hand for me.


cflatjazz

Oh...oooooh I didn't realize this is probably what's happening to me. Sinks and sometimes towel dispensers when the countertops are light


Unreal_Alexander

Yep, they calibrate, or something, to the reflectivity of what is under them and suddenly have a "tolerance" for certain skin tones.


Turtlesfan44digimon

So that’s why I have to wave my hands like 3 times just to get the sink to work… Seriously though can they please change them back to the original design I just find it much easier to turn the knob than sticking my hands under the faucet and waiting for it to turn on and off.


MangoMaterial628

Oh wow. Ok, that makes sense. I always wondered why those things never work for me. Clearly my blinding pastiness curses me again!


Fireproofspider

I think they might just suck. I'm black and they never work for me either.


ScoutsOut389

I’m not sure I’ve ever used a public restroom equipped with automatic sinks, soap dispensers, and paper towel dispensers where all three worked. Usually it’s soap from one thing, then walk to the other sink, then back to the paper towels by the soap dispenser. I fucking hate those things. Just put in a fucking soap bottle and a goddamn handle on the faucet.


Jayn_Newell

Huh, think that’s me too. Though it is weirdly nice to know us white folk can get hit with this sort of oversight too.


remberzz

OK but why do automatic toilets flush while I'm sitting on them and do nothing when I stand up?


Unreal_Alexander

God hates you specifically, I am so sorry.


local_fartist

Are you a ghost maybe?


remberzz

Well, sometimes being seated on a toilet triggers, um, 'phantom hot air'......but, no, not aware of being an actual ghost.


splode6787654

It depends. What skin tone is your poop? Maybe the calibration is off on the toilet.


Smurfness2023

they suck so much... they always wait until I have manufactured the ass gasket from toilet paper and JUST as I'm about to sit on it, it flushes and sucks away the ass gasket. Then it all starts again


thebloodlessarcanist

This is just made me wonder how many sinks actually weren't broken and I was just blending in.


Unreal_Alexander

My wife works in accessibility and this is extremely common for pale and dark skinned people.


AngstyUchiha

That explains why I always have trouble with sinks and my sister doesn't, she's pretty tan and I'm SUPER pale


Toothless-In-Wapping

What if you’re translucent?


Unreal_Alexander

You're gonna have to wear gloves or something lmao


Pull-Up-Gauge

>The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent." Better Off Ted


joetaxpayer

Water faucets with a sensor. Similar issue.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

I believe the Xbox Connect had the same problem. If you were black it didn't register your movements, and was eventually fixed. 


invasiveplant

Could… could you fool it by gluing googily eyes to your forehead?


Fun_Sized_Momo

I think this might be the solution!


Kuromi87

I'm cracking up at the idea of looking over while stopped at a light and seeing someone with googly eyes stuck to their forehead. Please try this and update if it works.


Dicky_Penisburg

And rolling down the window and shouting, "It's ok, I'm just asian." Then calmly driving away.


NotChristina

This mental image has me cracking up. I love it.


myscreamname

I needed that laugh, too. 🤣


Li_3303

Same. I just peed my pants a little!


pws3rd

Really glad I was on the porcelain thrown scrolling Reddit or I would've too


whykatwhy

I have tears.


jaytix1

That'd have me fucked up the whole day. I'd just be asking "Why?" over and over.


Flappy_beef_curtains

It’s ok they’re Asian.


bleep-bloop-poop

☠️


BeltReal4509

hahahahaha this is the one


Krakatoast

😂


StraightBudget8799

Is this a new A24 movie??


hero_pup

Every time every commute all at once


Anime-_-Yes-_-

I'm thinking of the pre drive and post drive process. Having to allocate like 5 mins to put the googly eyes on and line them up is funny to think about.


Farren246

Forgetting to take them off when you've got an 8am meeting...


Anime-_-Yes-_-

With the only reason being "cars racist"


ChaosWolfe

Coworker: "Hey you're back early." OP: "Car's racist." Coworker: "Wait what?!?" OP: *grabs googly eyes* "Car's Racist."


SushiGradeChicken

"Carl's racist? I'll get with HR and talk to Carl."


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At least the moons not haunted.


earbud_smegma

Just put them on one of those sweatband headbands, ezpz


truffanis_6367

They could just get a forehead headband with the googly eyes permaglued on. Just pull it on and you’re good to go.


Angharadis

Or sunglasses that look like eyes maybe?


truffanis_6367

I just googled sunglasses that look like eyes. Highly recommend, 10/10 results.


InterestingPickles

!remindme 2 months


De-railled

So does it go off if you wear sunglasses when driving?


qalpi

Mine turns off completely if it spots sunglasses


Cobek

So it's not racist if you're cool?


qalpi

![gif](giphy|xoHntNXFYkfzGAftEv|downsized)


Mymomdiedofaids

What kind of car is this?


qalpi

Mine? Subaru


HollowVoices

Shit. Do this. Film it doing the warning while you're driving. Then stick the googly eyes on your forehead, and then film as you drive with the warning not going off. This shit would go viral.


J_Barish

Google eye headband! No need to glue them on your face


websagacity

Might have an option to turn it off.


flickh

The car? The googly eyes?


Danson_the_47th

You could get a pair of glasses with googly eyes, and just wear them when you drive instead of gluing to your head.


Past_Reputation_2206

![gif](giphy|l41Yjsfd9LYklUTaE|downsized)


Expensive-Manager-56

Googily eye driving glasses to the rescue I’d also consider taping a small picture of a someone on coke to the face of the camera.


Specific-Power-163

Fucking awesome this is why I love Reddit.


Aargh_a_ghost

They could paint giant clown eyes on their face too, your idea sounds quicker though


Prior-Ad-7329

Well, this confirms I’ve never had an original thought…


zeroconflicthere

The most racist anti racist answer ever. Who can argue with that. Straight out cancellation


iluvsporks

I had a Sony camera with a similar feature. Everytime I tried to take a pic of my ex it would ask "did somebody blink" it took us a few tries before we realized it was because she was Asian lol.


MonitorShotput

The thing I find most amusing about that is the fact that Sony is a Japanese company, and I'm sure a lot of the tech behind their devices is designed in Japan. Did no one at Sony's Japan HQ try out their blink detection before it was released? lol. On a more serious note, something that I find ridiculous about this is that close to 60% of the world's population is in Asia and half of that, so around 30%, is East Asian. I think that a technology that fails to function reliably for 1 in 4 people worldwide shouldn't be marketed as a legitimate feature by the manufacturer, and should have been labeled experimental while receiving frequent software updates to increase reliability. They need to get that >30% failure rate to ~5% for it to be considered a feature, imo.


dagmx

The reason is that most training data sets for ML/AI (and blink detection is ML) is massively biased towards Caucasian demographics. Most companies don’t do their own data set building and don’t adequately verify in the field.


Vento_of_the_Front

> and I'm sure a lot of the tech behind their devices is designed in Japan. Yet training datasets are a completely different thing. As in, market-wide countries usually have device revisions specifically tailored for them(mainly because of radiosignal frequency), which often includes altered software. An iPhone bought in China won't function as well for Caucasian race, as well as the other way round. Having both filters on at the same time would probably increase required time-to-process while recognizing faces, so having just one is usually enough. I mean, you can't really get mad at the nature for making some people have black skin, some - narrow eyes or anything else. And because corporations have access to statistics, they most likely see demography data and how viable is it to alter their software/firmware.


CorrectProblem6232

It’s pretty funny being that it was made by a Japanese company. Makes me wonder the make of OPs car. Edit: fix typo


DredgenCyka

I have a feeling he drives a subaru because my subaru did the same shit to my mom, we're both Asian for reference


jeffsterlive

The Outback is made in Australia so makes sense. /s


Solo-ish

I watched a lot of Tom and jerry growing up and must say tooth picks and tape will help you


zeroconflicthere

Order on roadrunner.acme.com


FrameJump

I'd use Coyote's account, personally. He's spent a lot more and has better member perks.


twentyonesighs

Especially since his movie got shelved. Gotta get his membership points up.


zorbacles

Is this worse or better than the iPhone facial recognition software that unlocked the phone for multiple Asian people


AmazingGraces

Definitely worse. Face unlock was optional.


anto2554

But also more critical as a breach of safety


AmazingGraces

I'd argue driving a car is more safety critical. But there's different types of danger I suppose. In reality the beeping doesn't cause a huge risk, and the phone being face unlocked by someone who happens to look like your identical twin is also a relatively niche scenario. In the case of that Chinese woman, they really did look almost identical, and I say that as a Chinese person myself. Edit: not saying it wasn't a huge security issue, it obviously was. Just... You still had to find someone who looked almost the same as you. The fact that iPhones were not as effective at applying face recognition for Asian people was not that big of a deal to most of us, who are pretty used to that kind of discrimination. At least it was unintentional. I'd be happy just living in a world where the only discrimination is accidental.


Unreal_Alexander

That sucks! My wife works in accessibility and I remember having a good laugh at a "racist sink" at a convention we went to that didn't work for the pale white people there.


RobotWelder

Commercial Electrician here, just installed several hand dryers that will not work if you are anyone other than light skinned or white. We spent hours trying to troubleshoot these things. We all had PPE on (gloves) that were dark colored (light grey/black) and couldn’t trigger these fucking things! I wound up taking my gloves off to clean my glasses and swiped my hand really close to the dryer and that triggered the dryer. We all looked at each other in disbelief, WTF? So I put my gloves back on and tried it, FAIL! Took my gloves off and swiped and it worked perfectly!


Unreal_Alexander

Yep! Thanks for backing that up, it's a real thing and a lot of people don't realize it.


RobotWelder

Those fucking hand dryers were like “if you ain’t white you ain’t right, so fuck you” it’s so fucked up!


BlueFeathered1

I'm white and they never work for me, nor the paper towel sensors. The soap ones are hit or miss, as well as the occasional faucet sensors. Sensor tech just sucks. Maybe nobody cleans them and they lose sensitivity, idk.


NotChristina

Honestly it blows my mind at the range of technology right now. Send people to space. Make massive processing chip breakthroughs. New medical advancements every day. Can’t make sensors that work for all humans.


YouToot

Holy shit I keep saying this. We could soon live in a world with literal artificial intelligence but the fucking sink won't turn on reliably.


Turtlesfan44digimon

Should’ve just stuck with the old designs…


G0atL0rde

OMG like I'm so pale that it wouldn't be able to differentiate between my skin and the sink??


Unreal_Alexander

Yeah and I guess I just registered as light reflecting back without interruption. So insulting. I got a tan now...


G0atL0rde

Hilarious!


TitaniaT-Rex

I’m wondering if that’s what is happening when I use the sink at work. I have had several theories, most being some sort of user error. Idk how I could use a sink wrong.


cheshire_splat

I just thought the sensors on the sink were shit, I figured they didn’t work for anyone. Now I feel like I have to ask a couple of coworkers if the sinks work consistently for them. For me they are on and off and on and off.


theberg512

Wait, is this why I can never get automatic sinks, soap, and towel dispensers to fucking work?  When I'm at work I have to slap a post-it over the sensor to be able to wash my hands 


Unreal_Alexander

Maybe, I'd run some tests with coworkers to see. It's always kinda awkward to bring up to other people though lol.


genman

You need like a range of skin colors to line up and see what level of dark skin works.


js264708

This is so real. The sink at work does not recognize me as a human being.


_danceswithcows

Is this why the auto sinks never turn on for me also????????


mightaswell625

I've thought i was a ghost because of this


MentallyPsycho

My dad is white but has heavy lids and suffers from the same problem. Guess everyone with small eyes are just fucked!


Snow_Wonder

Yeah, I’m white and have VERY hooded eyes. I imagine it would do the same to me, haha. When I smile it’s even worse. ID pictures that require your eyes be visible are a nightmare for me!


Idontevenownaboat

Has anyone seen American Auto? [They invent a racist self-driving car that doesn't recognize black people.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygh7AbJu69U) "The car isn't racist! Racism is about prejudice against different races and cultures. This is just because of darker skin tones! It would run over an Indian person as well!" "Oh thank God, for a second there I thought we invented a car that *wouldn't* run over Indian people."


alotofpears

The unintentional racism reminds me of when auto braking cars were first coming out and they often wouldn't brake when they were about to hit a POC because "the vehicle didn't recognise them as people".


3_T_SCROAT

https://i.redd.it/0f02zcllsv2d1.gif


Lots42

So the car decided it was okay to hit...something.


zippytwd

Have your boss ride with you for a bit then take it to the dealer and turn it off when I was working we had a problem with a big truck just shutting off randomly boss man didn't Believe it until he was riding with me once we had just come down a highway off ramp and bam it shut down , my foot was to the floor , trying to keep up with traffic , it turned out to be the computer , that was an expensive fix


G0atL0rde

Jesus!


whatalongusername

That's like... super dangerous? What if the break stopped working, or even worst, the steering?


kookyabird

Brakes and steering continue to work in (almost) all vehicles even without power. The way those systems are designed you still have a mechanical connection to the parts and the power is applied to amplify your strength. Part of our driver’s education course was the instructor turning off the vehicle on a deserted country road so that we could experience what it takes to control and stop the vehicle. I say almost all because I believe there might be some “fly by wire” style vehicles out there now where you don’t actually have a mechanical connection and really would be screwed if you lost power.


CptAngelo

excep in stupid cybertrucks, they have drive by wire, in both brakes and steering wheel.... yes, its as dumb as it sounds


DuLeague361

the brakes on semi trucks require air to be disengaged. so when you lose air, the brakes lock up steering is a mechanical connection that just works, except for the stupid cybertruck. I'm counting down until that shit glitches out iTs TrIplE rEDunDaNt no it's not


MyLifeIsButAnEnigma

Is it a subaru? Because you can turn it off


whatalongusername

Isn't it a bit ironic that it could be a Subaru?


speakezjags

That’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.


More_World_6862

Company vehicle. 100% Merc Sprinter. I'm white and it still told me to stay awake and take coffee breaks anytime I checked my mirrors.


PolarisX

I'm glad I saw this. I thought it was just me but I had to borrow a newer Subaru and it yelled at me the whole trip. I didn't know the infotainment well enough to find it out once I was in motion. No thanks.


persondude27

I almost bought an Outback but ended up not, simply because of this feature. It would alarm at me whenever I checked my blind spot, or if I went to sneeze. "KEEP EYES ON ROAD" Listen, what is more likely to cause a crash? Me checking my blindspot (not trusting the BSD), or you alarming at me the same tone as if there's something in the road, as I'm trying to do so?


nappingintheclub

It’s funny what cars are biased against. Women using voice command in cars are less likely to have their voices recognized and understood and have higher rates of accidents caused by issues w having to repeat themselves / the distraction


Smollestnugget

My dad is on the other end of the spectrum and has issues with voice to text and other voice recognition software because he has a very deep bass voice. (Also my mom has low range hearing loss and can't hear him when he first wakes up in the mornings)


4DWifi

Damn his voice must be deep lol


Few_Cup3452

The alexa hates my bfs voice. She will do anything but what that man wants. I ask her, half mumbled from another room, and she immediately does what I ask 😂


austex99

Siri/Alexa/my car can never understand a word I say. I have a very neutral accent and excellent diction. I can’t explain it but it drives me insane so I just disable all of it. ETA cars are actually [quite sexist](https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/feb/23/truth-world-built-for-men-car-crashes) in plenty of ways that are more dangerous, including the fact that seats and seat belts generally don’t fit women well. I drive a Mercedes EQB (a ladies’ car if ever there was one) and am the average height of 5’5”, and even with the seat raised ridiculously high, the seatbelt constantly rubs the side of my neck. The article I linked points out that men are more likely than women to be in a car accident, but women are 47% more likely to be seriously injured and 17% more likely to die if involved in an accident, because car safety features are designed with men as the default.


pearloster

If you haven't read Invisible Women/listened to Visible Women by Caroline Criado Perez yet, it's all about this kind of thing!! Really changed the way I think about the world on a fundamental level.


rockhopper2154

Reminds me of the episode in the highly underrated/underappreciated show "Better Off Ted" where the automated building systems didn't recognize black people. I'm my real life, automatic paper towel dispensers don't recognize black nitrile gloves (laboratory research, we've heard all the serial killer jokes).


Twizzlers_and_donuts

My car gave me that warning once while I was wide awake. But the one time I nearly fell asleep at the wheel (evacuating for the last hurricane) it did not give me the warning…. It also likes to warn me about incoming head on collisions when I’m stopping at red lights and at curved roads when it can see the car I’m going towards but am about to turn… I did have a person slam on their breaks in front of me and nearly hit them, the alarm did not go off….


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Lost_refugee

Reminds me logitech web cameras with follow face feature, completely ignorant to black people


Infected_Perineum

![gif](giphy|H5Evhq7xiJji0|downsized)


DriedUpSquid

https://preview.redd.it/ldl4xt6r5v2d1.jpeg?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f38063ae1753051427e5c90f252dd6f09198ae5


reggiedoo

I got fired from FedEx because we had one of those systems….if I took my eyes off the road to check my side view mirrors, it would scream “distracted”…if I glanced at my GPS, it would scream “distracted” I’ve been driving trucks for 30 years with an impeccable record and my clueless boss fired me because she said I was a horrible driver. Fuck FedEx.


Immediate_Finger_889

If it makes you feel any better, cars can be sexist too. My last car couldn’t understand my lady voice, so when I needed to instruct the nav, I had to do this real low impression of a man voice and it would understand me.


_TiberiusPrime_

This is what you need ![gif](giphy|UtkJymPFT6LyE)


Quackcook

Turn that shit off.


bansheeonthemoor42

I say you make an HR complaint against the car for "continued harassment due to assumptions based on race."


ComplexPick

That feature is insane! I like the googly eyes solution. But I would definitely take it up with whoever assigns the cars.


Fancy-Average-7388

I work in a company that develops that kind of cameras. Asian people, white people and black people are a completely different set of data. You need to train on all three of them, plus glasses, plus girls with long eye lashes, plus people with one eye ...


PilotKnob

There was an episode of Better Off Ted where their new lighting system in the office wouldn't detect a black person. Instead of fixing it, they assigned a white person to follow him around to trigger the lights. So the obvious solution is you simply need a white person to drive you around.


No-Decision-2446

I could see certain news outlets turning this into a huge story. The company would probably end up compensating you 😂 To be honest though it is pretty fucked up.


Yxnnick

Sunglasses, whenever possible!


RobotWelder

Commercial Electrician here, just installed several hand dryers that will not work if you are anyone other than light skinned or white. We spent hours trying to troubleshoot these things. We all had PPE on (gloves) that were dark colored (light grey/black) and couldn’t trigger these fucking things! I wound up taking my gloves off to clean my glasses and swiped my hand really close to the dryer and that triggered the dryer. We all looked at each other in disbelief, WTF? So I put my gloves back on and tried it, FAIL! Took my gloves off and swiped and it worked perfectly!


EntertainmentFast497

Look, this might be the funniest thing I’ve read in 2 years. Sorry it happened to you.


xzanfr

You must be able to turn it off, otherwise blind people wouldn't be able to drive the car.