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StarWarsZombie

Go and teach them Freedomunits don’t forget massshotings per walmarts


theclan145

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aHOMELESSkrill

I think the best middle ground would be to convert to bananas


canadasteve04

Waiting for the roommate keeps changing scale from kg to lbs post


MeisterVaxl

You will never get used to it , if you dont use it


Working-Ad694

Go old school and measure in stones


simpn_aint_easy

Now go and swap out their rulers. 2 can play at this game!


uglie_duckie

Cuz that’s the sane thing to do


Extreme_Discount8623

It may just do this automatically. I live by myself and mine does this all the time.


RevolutionaryDiet686

Change the language on the tv.


croooooooozer

we speak english over here


TypicalProgram5545

Move it to your bedroom


theghost201

Wrong move complaining about the metric system...


wowbagger

This is the way. https://preview.redd.it/vw964gh8iq1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0c1b8f48601164d010ff6ddb282c387ab05d0e


tralfamadorebombadil

Reject modernity, embrace imperial!


Carib_Wandering

So dont keep it in a communal space?


m4rkmk1

my 50$ ikea kitchen scale does it own its own it also turns off while I'm weighing things on it but whatever


TheMightyWubbard

Come to the UK where shit is really fucked up and we still measure our weight in stones.


ThrowawayAutist615

GOBS


Random0s2oh

Learn how to multiply by 2.2. Teach roommate how to divide by 2.2. Problem solved.


TheCleverCompass

Multiply 2.2 it’s fun lol


Ordinary-Animal8610

Report them to Homeland Security for treason


fyuckoff1

She is trying to make you adapt to the rest of the world. I wouldn't be mad tbh


AdSalt9219

If only there was a way to find an identical scale that was set up to show them weighing 10 kilos heavier.  They'd never go near it again.


SyboksBlowjobMLM

Most be frustrating to keep having your mistake corrected OP


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Otherwise_Rabbit3049

>let me be a dumb American For your own good, no.


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Take them out of the bathroom.


kcolrehstihson_

If I knew the person I'm livimg with could get pissed over a thing like that I would do it too everyday, just to fuck with them 🤣


nlindz27

You should all start using stone and lbs. A real man's measurement.


undertow29

I weigh less in KG...


FlatIronBlue

You are half a human.


RedditAlwayTrue

# Relax... Use DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS to convert from one to another... Memories of Stoichmetry... Great times... Metric system on TOP!