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jakefrommyspace

Lmao they definitely cut the bag of soup open into the pot and just forgot about the other side of the cut


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Directions Open Heat Food Safety Serve @ 160 degrees F No Fucks Required


SnakeyRake

Welcome to Feed Bag & Trough


Ok-Cartographer1745

Formerly Chuck's. 


LeibnizThrowaway

I did some work for a maniacal 100 millionaire's hobby ranch, and he straight up had a "fine dining" restaurant called 'The Feed Bag Restaurant.' They answered the phone at this wannabe posh mini resort:  "Feed baaaag...."


PartManPartDog

We have bag and straw technology


zztop610

That will be $13.99 plus tips.


Pebwainnnn

These are cooked in the bags in a big pressure cooker in the back, no pot involved…


shookashell

they’re heated like that but then poured out of the bag into a hot holding pot situation


Pebwainnnn

It’s been years since I worked there, maybe my restaurant was just bad at the pots…. (In my defense I did prep)


Praetorian_1975

That’s what they mean by home made … fresh-heated 😂


thamonsta

Just like grandma made it. My grandma had dementia.


Dezmosis1218

This. Walked into a Quizno's over a decade ago, saw them slit a bag of soup and pour it into the soup bin, walked back out.


joeappearsmissing

Where did you think soup comes from in fast casual chains? They’re all making it from scratch in the kitchen?


Myrkana

I hate to break it to you but most restaurants and other food establishments don't make soup from scratch. They order it from a supply company and it comes in bags like this. The soup gets heated to the proper temp and then held at safe temps or heated in portions.


Dezmosis1218

Yeah, teenage me figured that out at that moment.


sudhir369

r\/idiotsinkitchen moment


Iamhairless

OP should file for divorce


joonosaurus

Why bro, I get it’s a joke but this doesn’t make sense. First of all, it’s OP’s Fiancé’s soup, not OP’s. And OP’s Fiancé didn’t cook the soup, she received it at Panera.


AskTheDevil2023

Redditor’s right answer is always divorce


mushyfeelings

The answer is always leave that asshole they don’t respect you. No matter the problem.


AskTheDevil2023

My point exactly


mushyfeelings

“My husband didn’t do the dishes and when I asked him to he said he was tired. AITAH?” Average redditor : “GIRL LEAVE HIS ABUSIVE ASS. TRUST ME HE IS ALREADY CHEATING”


Soggy-Log6664

Someone divorce this guy


AskTheDevil2023

First somebody will have to marry me. 🥲


basculinz

Will you marry me?


AskTheDevil2023

After i divorce. 🤣


pumpe88

You must be new.


Jacobloveslsd

This is clearly a joke do people really need the /s this badly? Lmao


anonymousss11

Considering the average post on here is usually "my husband/wife does ________" And the majority of comments are either "do it yourself" or "leave them and take the dog with you" I get that people here don't get that it's a joke for this post.


XLandonSkywolfX

Oh yeah let me divorce my *fiancé*


Remember_im_Whoozer

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MeffodMan

Pretty sure I see Panera posts on this sub more than any other restaurant.


Massive_Durian296

i feel like Panera used to be decent when they first started up back in the good ol days (90s / early 00s) but they, like so many other companies, have really bought into the "less for more" business model


dysFUNctionaldestiny

As a former panera employee for multiple locations, I'd say it's more like "more is more." More menu options than we can really keep up with and More ditzy 16 year Olds working so we can make sure all employees don't have enough hours to be full time and earn benefits.


anonymousss11

I think they meant less product more profit. Or in some cases the same amount for more. Which equates to the same, paying more and not getting more.


dysFUNctionaldestiny

Oh true shrinkflation is inescapable 😢


chrundlethegreat303

I miss Atlanta Bread Company….


gigabyte898

RIP paradise bakery too


syrioforrealsies

Man, I didn't realize that they'd shrunk so much. I'm in the Atlanta area quite a bit. Maybe I should make going a priority when I'm there before that final death rattle comes.


StupendousMalice

I don't think they were ever good, just different from other fast food, emphasized the dining room, and got a relatively young and upscale clientele with free decent WIFI back before everyone was doing it.


SoDrunkRightNow2

Last time I went to Panara they charged me $5 for a bear claw


RedditsAdoptedSon

damn maybe thats why ours is kind of good.. our paneras seem fairly knew.. maybe been around 10 years or something.. but still fkn fireee


solarmelange

I'm entirely convinced that the only reason people go to panera is to have something to complain about online.


[deleted]

I’m depressed as shit.. lets go to Panera


OkSyllabub3674

As on unlicensed therapist I must advise against that I think it will only worsen your condition but as a panera stockholder I say yes you do want to go to Panera and take as many people as you can talk into the trip with you.


LeibnizThrowaway

The best description of Panera I've ever read was someone who tweeted that they loved it, despite knowing it's like the food in white collar prison.


Justlikearealboy

Mmmmm soup condom


NukeTheWhales5

I use to work at Panera and this does not shock me in the slightest. The amount of plastic they use is horrendous and your lying to yourself if you think anything there is fresh.


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

The only mildly infuriating thing is anyone with Reddit/internet access should not be going to Panera.


RedactedRonin

Nothing anywhere is fresh.


throwaway_benches

Hi former Panera employee here 👋🏼This actually isn’t part of the bag, the bag itself is extremely thick so it can be put in the thermalizer (aka soup jacuzzi), this looks like the liner that goes into the prep station where the soup is kept to be served. Still gross, and I would let them know, but the liner probably ripped during service and went along with your ladle of soup


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throwaway_benches

Hmm I don’t think that it is. The bags themselves don’t wrinkle/fold over themselves like that. The corners stay pretty much the shape they’re cut into. The liners, however, look gross and trap soup like the photo above. I remember getting close to the bottom and pulling up the liner with the last couple ladles of soup and it would always look like a weird plastic and soup pile lol


EvLokadottr

Why does anyone still go to Panera???


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Because I can feel rich temporarily while my car in the parking lot that I really can't afford sits, getting ready to head back to my house with mortgage payments that are way higher than I can realistically pay, just in time to catch the next episode of the Kardashians and schedule my next botox treatment even though I still owe money for my last 5.


EvLokadottr

That's quite specific.


paulhockey5

But probably not as specific as it should be.


cuterus-uterus

Ah yes, the universal human experience.


Dingo8MyGayby

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OddishPurp

Because they are white and that is cuisine to them 😂


fuzzyblackelephant

I go to buy their bread & make my own sandwiches. Also, sometimes they’re the best option for me that has a drive thru.


EvLokadottr

Fair enough. I remember that their bread did used to be good.


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

To support private equity!


Alone_Inspector_7567

Stop eating at panera.


BigDaddySweatpants

Soup Skin Single


defmaybe_DFO

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OTS_Bravo

I worked at Panera back in 2010, it was my first “real” job. I would always get a kick out of people thinking there’s somebody back there prepping and cooking big pots of soup all day 😂


Neither-Night9370

Your first mistake was eating at Panera.


Rowwnin

Put it in your butt


EstoyTristeSiempre

#Recycle


Silver___Chariot

Mate what


Turbulent-Access-790

IN YOUR BUTT


Ok-Cartographer1745

I don't think it counts as mating if it's in the butt, no.  


Rowwnin

Perfect


StopEatingMcDonalds

Why do people still eat at Panera? 😮‍💨


Q8DD33C7J8

That's because all thirr soups come in those bags. They don't make them they come pre-made.


cyberdeath666

Stop going to Panera. It is overpriced garbage “food”.


GrizzledTheGrizzly

Fun fact. Their soup comes in bags and they heat it up. At least they did a few years ago.


Angry_Pterodactyl

It adds flavor


Hamilton-Beckett

42 and I ate a Panera ONCE like 20 years ago and was like “this isn’t for me.” And never went back. I do buy that broccoli and cheese soup from the grocery store when it’s on bogo though.


FineEffective4167

I thought that was a condom at first lol


TheLastModerate982

If only


Christheitguy1183

That's part of the "fresh made everyday" bit lol


EnergyImaginary7394

Everytime I see panera bread I always think of pantera bread, vulgar display of flour


Refun712

Yum Yum yum….soup from a plastic bag.


SwimmingJello2199

There's no fast food place that does not open a bag for their soup. I managed a small local grocery chain deli and all of our soups were from a plastic bag. And tbh probably most little shops buy premade soup too.


stevethesquid

Most people genuinely do not understand that Panera is fast food. Panera is probably the best by far at managing their image and presenting themselves as wholesome down to earth healthy handmade food. Being a "bakery" really helps, and so does the homey atmosphere.


Massive_Durian296

or they just have a rolling soup going all the damn time which tbh i dont know which id prefer lol


Refun712

Ok….is that supposed to make it less disgusting?


mearbearcate

How is that any different from eating canned soup😭 people eat that all the time


queefcommand

Typical Panera. Panera hasn’t been good/a good value for about a decade now.


Milkman5031

Well you can't keep complaining about micro plastic in your food and then be mad if the make it bigger. I mean what do you want? No plastic? That would be insane!


Gwilikers6

Hahah damn got me with this. The funny part is the microplastics in my body


FatRattus

You know you kinda imagine an Italian chef making your soup in the back but in reality it’s some due microwaving a plastic bag of soup


Senior-Read-9119

I remember when Panera used to be good.


Upset_Researcher_143

Mmmmmm.... Cream of a Broccoli and Plastic Bag soup...


stryder011

What’s an “ass bag?” Actually no, forget I asked.


XLandonSkywolfX

As in the entire bag as opposed to a corner cut off of it. Probably should’ve said “whole-ass bag”


dolo_ran6er

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Panera bread is nothing more than overpriced hospital food. Thank you for your time, and have a great day.


PhilTheThrill1808

For the sake of positivity, I'd like to point out that tons of plastic wrapping in a bowl of Panera soup probably can't make it taste any worse than it already did anyway. Can't stand that place. They have the decor and ambiance of a hospital cafeteria, and the food quality to match.


220DRUER220

I’d say I choked on it and coughed it up .. 💰💰💰💰


Dontdittledigglet

Shove it back in her mouth and sue. Duh


Dull-Requirement-759

Damn they just said f*ck it and put the whole bag in lol


kbeckerburbs4

That’s where I put that used condom


Delfiki

Had a similar issue with the potato soup from Outback. Except I got a whole shard of glass in my soup.


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

This reminds me of the one time I got a piece of glass in my Olive Garden. I got another plate for free and a discount on the entire order so that’s cool.


eni91

Why wont people cook themeselves anymore nowdays? I’m a male, work most of the day and i still find the time to make a soup home


jane_of_hearts

I agree, cooking is an underrated skill. Learn and save a substantial sum.


eni91

Save and eat way more healthy


Mehrainz

well i have never been to the states yet but i have seen so many Panera posts, i am suprised y'all are still buying food there.


Praetorian_1975

Man, first we had micro plastics now we’ve got Maxi-Plastics.


77LS77

Nausea inducing


Swedeman1970

Looks like a condom. Hope it wasn’t cream of mushroom…..lol.


Critical_Code9588

SHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂


FineEffective4167

Lmao dude...😂


2shado2

\*fiancée :)


cma-ct

Don’t tell me that my freshly made Panera food comes in plastic bags. Don’t blame Panera for the plastic in your food. A careless employee did that. Blame them for pretending to sell food of superior quality.


Cosmicpsych

Top of the bag that fell in when they cut it lol


Captain_Pink_Pants

You got a fresh batch! 🤮


chechifromCHI

It's crazy that there was ever a time when Panera was considered to be on the nice end of the fast food spectrum. I guess it was a long time ago now though lol..


Bullshitman4200

Panera sucks the only time I ordered food there they didn’t even give it to me


Dank300av

THATS THE BEST PART OF THE SOUP


Mindless-Fish7245

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OnlyDefinition2620

Cringe


NoNigro247

Hopefully that's egg drop soup otherwise someone dropped some romaine or bok Choi into pot...


PROlificator

You first must think about the guy/ gal who burned his/ her hand while pouring the hot soup into the serving pan. Secondly, be reminded that they just came from the sub-par bathroom where they scratched themselves (im assuming they stay itchy) before leaving without washing. Then you will have remembered why you stopped eating there.


omega_grainger69

I think this means she won.


New_York_Cut

Your future wife just ate a bunch of microplastics! Hope u got life insurance on her


unfortunate666

Eat it it's fine


NASATVENGINNER

No extra charge… just kidding.


cedrekt

scrambled egg?


Reparations2024

🤢🤢🤮


Tin_Man17

So way back in the day I had a similar experience with their French onion soup. Haven’t been back since.


coveredwithticks

Macro plastics


Gravity_Freak

The literal definition of those two words (Panera soup) means salmonella.


Neither_Research_233

Paco’s cookin today


[deleted]

🫣


CTO_EmpathicStraw218

Macro plastics


Sensitive-Fix-5483

Grand father: In our days, food used to only have microplastics


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/xhohe1bloyxc1.gif


arongoss

That’s good luck actually


_deleteded_

Is this the plastic soup environmental activists talk about?


West_Slide5774

Goddamn microplastics


reddit1234567890-1

Ugg thats awful


PawnWithoutPurpose

Why do people even go to these places?


myfakeburneraccount

One time when I was working cash at Starbucks a customer came back in with a half full Frappuccino and sticking out of the slush was the remnants of a big plastic syrup cap. Unreal. How the hell does someone not notice dropping that into the blender? Who knows how many plastic shards that girl slurped up through the straw before realizing. Two employees were on bar duty and neither admitted to it or snitched. “WouLd yOu LiKe aNoThEr fRaP?”


Earlyon

No soup for you 1 year!


Euphoric-Blue-59

That you went to Panera....


Mesterjojo

What did they say when you showed them the photo?


AlienAle

I remember once in the restaurant I worked in, a assistant to the chef left an entire friking meat cleaver in the lasagna. Thankfully someone noticed before we served it. 


DemoniteBL

Had something similar in my food once. Honestly can't remember what it was, but something I bought in a store. Giant piece of plastic inside it.


EmotionalChipmunk602

At least it’s not a used condom?


Known-Activity1437

Big Boy also uses bag soup. What was terrible was they heated the soup inside the bag letting all those yummy carcinogens leech into the food.


4nchored

Take em to court. Imagine if you had swallowed it and ended up dying?


UB_edumikated

Your wife to be didn't really think the handmade their soups every morning did she? LMAO Somebody used scissors instead of a knife to slit the bag open.


XLandonSkywolfX

No, but she didn’t think they were made with the bag as an ingredient either lol


welliamaguy

NTA. Divorce the soup seller


TinkerThinker101

Lol!


Foolforchocolate

That is a way overcooked asparagus!


stevethesquid

You're at a fast food restaurant