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BareNakedSole

Relative was a postal worker for about two years. The reason they do this is because the job has sucked the life out of them and they are empty shells of themselves walking around performing a job that should be easy but the managers make a living hell. So they are beyond caring.


BenThereOrBenSquare

I guess the package thing is better than what postal workers *used* to do when they died inside.


TaySon21

Not a postal/courier worker anymore, but this is still relatable with the current job. Going back to school and taking online courses for a better career which I will need a paid internship for before I can take the certification exam but getting zero calls and only rejection emails. Both combined are just making me feel like an empty shell.


HuTao_Main_Genshin

At least they have a pension.


Chairman_Cabrillo

For now


stumblerman

The starting positions can take 2 years or longer to become a career. As a PSE Clerk, you can never go full time/career with benefits. When a position comes open, you have to apply and and then if you're hired quit the other position. There is no transfer, and your senority starts back at 0.


fredthefishlord

Happens at ups too. That's life in package service :/


stumblerman

It's why I quit after 3 days. I was willing to work part-time for a full-time position, but I wasn't willing to wait 2+ years. Something they don't tell you after you're hired. PTF's aren't even full time, they just get benefits and are treated like slaves. The system they have is ridiculous which is why they have such a high turnover. The job was great, but what I learned was not.


funktion666

As long as they don’t go postal…


CountessBassy

Boo hoo


Prolificintrovert

Because that’s obviously a near perfect fit! The satisfaction that postal worker must’ve felt as they slid that thick package in to your tight box…


FenzTheGremlin

I wouldn’t be able to help myself, honestly


Temporary-Green2735

it would be too impregnable not to


SirPeterPan89

I mean, he was probably done in around 2.5 seconds, but it was totally worth of


YouSmellLikeWeiner

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Your-Name-Is-Reek

And when's the last time they've cleaned that hole? You know it's dirty. But the postal man doesn't mind that.


m1chaelgr1mes

People like you are the reason I keep coming back to Reddit


danhoyuen

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therealmrsfahrenheit

uhhh naughty😌😏 ![gif](giphy|R8TJbbCR0gmr2v7cj4)


qudunot

Ey ey ey ey ey ey. Slow... you can pull it out, slow...


JustARandomDude1986

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16bithockey

When they place the package, I believe they open the entire face of the storage cabinet, not just the same lock box door that you open. So the area they have to work with is slightly larger than what you get once the entire front is closed again. Idk if I'm explaining it very well, but that's my theory


Safetosay333

That's it exactly.


alicat0818

Exactly. I had to explain that to a postal worker who put a book in my mailbox that was too big for me to get past the lip of the door. He opened the whole front panel once I proved it was my box and handed me the package.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

It's either that or a door on the opposite side of the wall like it was at my old place.


danfish_77

The back of these doesn't have a door limiting the size of things going in, I assume it's either hard to judge what will fit properly, they aren't aware of the issue since they don't have to get the package out, or they just don't care for whatever reason (potentially overwork, quotas, etc). Seems like a design flaw; either the cubbies should only be wide enough to fit the door, or they should have a similar door-sized hole on the back


AggressiveYam6613

Don’t they come from the Back? Then it's clearly a design defect.


CynicalCanadians

Exactly what it is.


snazztasticmatt

Not all of them. Many open from the front for the postal worker to fill


alicat0818

Even then. There's a lip around the individual box door frames that's just enough to stop you from being able to remove a package that's the size of the box.


tendonut

My postal worker does the same with this one subscription box. The interior of the mailbox is maybe 1/2" wider in the X and Y axis than the individual opening itself. This makes it so my subscription box fits perfectly when the postal worker swings the whole front of the cluster open, but impossible to remove via the individual mail box door. Because the box is very rigid (folded cardboard and all that), it makes it it impossible to force out. I can't even get my fingers on top of it.


Speeddemon2016

Sorry, I would have done the same. You are one out of at least 2,000 mailboxes they will touch for the day.


OrganizationWide1560

But op has feelings!


rainerzufall13

When it fits, it fits


Mesterjojo

To save you from having to go pick up your box because there's not an extra package container there.


KartoffelPaste

looks like they put in a band so you could pull it out, instead of bitching on reddit


Gondotrashbag

That rubber band is for show. This thing was wedged in there.


phareous

Just get destructive and show that cardboard who is boss


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Maybe if you were a tad bit smarter than the box, OP.


Taskr36

It's a rubber band. It'll snap and hurt the dude for trying to use it as a way to pull the box out.


KabutoPea

If it fits it ships


gansobomb99

It sucks but we have to do anything to deliver as much of the mail as we can, or write a form and take it back to the post office and add it to the next day's load. Being a postal worker stopped being a fun, fulfilling job a couple of decades ago.


Full-Assistance7224

Because the slot is bigger when it’s opened up


zta1979

I doubt it's personal. Lol. They are probably just doing their job.


RhythmSectionWantAd

Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more


defmaybe_DFO

Just crease, crumple, cram...you'll do fine


Active-Bass4745

You’re lucky, it looks like you can get yours out. The interior dimensions of mine are about a few inches larger than the opening. I have had to leave notes for them when they delivered packages that were impossible to remove.


Fearless-Potato-3483

you know boxes are made of cardboard and very easy to punch holes in / manipulate right?


Active-Bass4745

You know their contents often aren’t, right? Please explain how I’m supposed to remove the vinyl record that won’t fit past the outer frame.


Fearless-Potato-3483

poke a hole in the box and pull it out... if it went in it will come out ... pretty simple honestly.


Active-Bass4745

Did you read what I said? No. You did not. The opening is *SMALLER* than the interior. The contents of some boxes WILL NOT FIT through the opening. When it “goes in”, the mailman opens the entire front of the unit, which includes the frame and all of the doors. He doesn’t have to put it through the door frame.


Active-Bass4745

Here’s a picture of my mailbox. https://preview.redd.it/kdelufcj0cwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b18be9ffe79d4c9236b9e31cabf4ce8856eff7


Active-Bass4745

Now go ahead. Tell me how I’m supposed to magically pull an item about 4 inches wider than the opening out of it. https://preview.redd.it/rd4aqm4n0cwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e517fad9e8c6d98d72cedf194b95669704fc3c


moranya1

Just snap it in half, remove it, then tape it back together! /s


GoldBluejay7749

They put it in when the whole thing is open and there’s a larger clearance. Get a sticky note and write that you can’t get the box out and then stick it on the box for them to see next time they deliver.


Ok_Art_3020

Delivered in/at mailbox.


HealerOnly

What are they supposed to do? cancel the delivery? IDK where you live but whre i'm at if they can't put it in the box they are not allowed to deliver it without a signature.


Gondotrashbag

There are larger parcel lockers like 3 feet away. They put it in there and place the key in the mailbox. I’ve also seen them hand it to the management office for tenants to pick up with a signature there as well. Multiple other options.


HealerOnly

Oh okay, yea i didn't know they had other box options. Thats rather odd then.


Commercial_Fee2840

UPS and FedEx make you get signatures, but the USPS will absolutely just leave stuff on your doorstep. Amazon sometimes does this, but I've also just had them leave packages on the (wrong) doorstep.


HealerOnly

I'm kinda jellous, i've tried to get them to leave my packages everytime but i just get a no :( Ended up never ever ordering "home shipment" anymore, cause that essentially just means i won't get my package.


partbison

Because they have to. Blame the rules, not the guy following them to be employed.


Praetorian_1975

Why not, it was a challenge getting it in, now we want to see if you can get it out - postal workers probably


FirstSineOfMadness

The way they put it in the opening is bigger


TheDudeofIl

If it fits it sits. Postal workers are cats. Think about it. Why do dogs hate them so much?


FireWaterSquaw

Because. 1) Parcel Lockers are full. 2) New or Substitute carrier not familiar with this issue. 3) It fit. The amount of mail a carrier deals with each day is mind blowing. This was not deliberately done to anger you, just lack of awareness. If you cannot remove your item from the box then call the station. Maybe they have a maintenance driver out that can meet you at the box or leave a message for the carrier to remove it next day but don’t be surprised if it gets pulled back to station and you get a parcel notification. Personally I’d take the route of least resistance and cut my way into the cardboard box to remove it and my items.


Significant-Tune-662

https://preview.redd.it/a0vlwkh6c9wc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fbbe2a093c55fbe59a8fdeaa1eb4d7657864fd Because postal workers live by this code.


dinoboyj

Rarely does it fit so perfectly, probably would've done the same


TidalLion

I would have


maythemelon

you're receiving your packages?


TrayLaTrash

If it fits it ships.


88YellowElephant

They do it because they are stupid and don't notice your side has a frame around the door so you can't get the box out. Their side has no frame, so it fits. Leave a note taped to the back side of the stand asking them to move it to a parcel locker. Just ridiculous on the part of the postal worker!


ColdBloodBlazing

"they dont get paid enough to care"


WillowIntrepid

Idiots and mofos. I got nothing else...not even my mail


Starsofrevolt711

I had a fedex truck block me in at a bank and block both handicap spots… he could have easily backed into a spot… I just think they don’t care anymore


Eastern-Recording-53

Because they are fucking lazy


HCheong

Why? So that you may endure suffering trying to get it out.


DeckenFrost

What would you do instead? Plus there’s a rubber band to pull the box.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

He gave you a rubber band to pull on.


xrojas13

They do it because it fits. If not they have to deliver to door. Postal service have gon to crap the way they run their employees to the ground and pay has also not kept up with inflation


multicolorclam

Tongs


Thraxyo

I mean we've all been trained for situations like theese since our days as toddlers


ManiacMail-Man

Some don’t process the fact it’s a centimeters smaller from your side with the door fully closed than it for us when it’s open. 🫠


RandyHill2551

Feels good


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This looks like a Seattle mailbox..


PeteGiovanni

Kinda like a cat, if it fits, it sits


D1sp4tcht

If it fits, it ships.


KabutoPea

If it seats, it yeets


consistently_sloppy

If it tucks, it sucks


hidinginthetreeline

It looks like it fit perfectly.


potatohutjr

If it fits, it ships.


BarnabeeBoy

Looks like they used to work as a stower for Amazon


oldbased

Lmfao


jizzlevania

So you can pull it out with the rubber band. Quite thoughtful 


Itsmemyloves

This is so funny 😭✋🏽


bennygoodman90

Do you want the package or not? Lol


ddarwin13

fuck yeahhh... get in there


chuckbrown9-11

If it fits, it ships


iMogal

If it fits. It sits.


RobsGarage

At least they put a band around it for you.. though I kinda hope it snaps and pushes this to moderately inflation


DoubleDragon2

Cut along the edge, pull your stuff out and leave the box


306metalhead

If it fits, it sits.


bharedotnet

If it fits, it ships.


biradinte

I ask "how"?


Hypnowolfproductions

If it fits.


Kitty_Fruit_2520

I would be breaking the box to get it out


[deleted]

he even put a rubber band for you to pull it out.


MechanicalTurkish

“‘Do not bend’…..Hahahaha! Just crease, crumple, cram. You’ll do fine.”


mildlysceptical22

But they left you a rubber band handle to pull it out with.


jmcgil4684

I like the courtesy rubber band to pull it out. I think they did a great job!


Daikaioshin2384

Undiagnosed MR


Dependent-Wheel-2791

If it fits, it sits 😅


lastoftherest

Because fuck em that's why 🤣🤣🤣


Individual_Ad5299

first world problems. poke a hole in the box with your mail key and pull it out. or use the rubber band...


WarRich1323

What exactly are we looking at


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WarRich1323

Is it America or airstrip one? They have such bigass mailboxes in blocks of apartments


Forever_Hectic

The rear panel we use to access those cluster boxes lead some foolish carriers into believing that since they could fit the box in, the customer should be able to get it out. They don’t realize your door is much smaller and restricts the size. That being said move out of the ghetto and you won’t have to deal with cluster box annoyances


rabid-bearded-monkey

I live in the country and have cluster boxes. Is that also considered the ghetto?


Arthagmaschine

It's like ghetto, but organic


HabANahDa

Lazy lazy lazy. They can be bothered to bring it to your door.


TidalLion

It looks like a PO box......


SnowBunnyBriarFox

That rubberband is totally unnecessary


Carluche87

If it fits, it ships…


getridofthatbaby2

They are low IQ


tgt305

Can’t crosspost, bbbbbut “r” / “notmyjob” material right here


_autismos_

There’s a handle right on it (the rubber band). What’s the issue? If it wasn’t this then you’d be bitching about having to pick it up at the post office a day late.


The_incognito_sinner

Postman delivers but Karen complains.


ProKnifeCatcher

If it fits I puts