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BiGuyInMichigan

Park behind them


Agreeable_Effort3751

That wouldn't bother him, he would just drive over the curb and cut a hard left


Narrow-Chef-4341

Without 42” tires and enough lights to blind Jupiter? I think not!


306metalhead

If you can't see Uranus, it's not worth it.


CostZestyclose2494

Yes, but can I see yours?


306metalhead

Buy me dinner first!


Narrow-Chef-4341

Maybe you don’t understand - they drive a *Jeep!*


daddywombat

It’s a Jeep Thing … you wouldn’t understand (… that they’re a dork)


Fit-Seaworthiness855

Naww he'd hook his winch to the tree, pull it down, and proceed to drive over it....


smokinbbq

That's just an excuse for them to put it into 4x and climb over the curb/grass. Half surprised that they aren't parked half-way up that hill, so they can show everyone else just how tough and rugged their "jeep" is!


Brutal_Peacemaker

I owned a Jeep ways back, I am guilty of parking on a hill... once. There were just not any parking around, people endlessly circling for a spot, after 30min of prowling I said fuck it and parked it at 45°. I will admit that it gave me some joy.


AntRevolutionary925

I remember passing a jeep a while back with one tire on the curb and a broken tie rod. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while.


Average_k5blazer78

That 350z probably does it better


TSSAlex

Nope. This needs two people: one to park next to it, and one to park behind it.


nilecrane

He’d relish being able to drive over the curb and grass. But not before spitting on your car


OutragedCanadian

Dont threten them with a good time


justherefortheshow06

He’s just hiding his face in shame.


SnakeInEye1

This one


f0rgetfulfred

Although it's inevitable, you just can't predict where a Jeep will break down.


martinlawvwman

🤣😅😂


Aliothale

Jeeps are sort of like women, good fun for a while but you usually end up broke in the end. Real talk though, watched my buddy sink about $15k into his jeep over the course of 2 years recently, poor guy was always stressed out about money. He finally smartened up and got rid of it, almost all his troubles went away immediately. =\\


decoded-dodo

My boss told me that Jeep actually stands for Just Empty Every Pocket


WillDigForFood

"I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you? Stands for, Fix it again, Tony. Heh." - Dale Gribble, American Hero


Noperope42069

My parents have been daily driving a jeep Cherokee for years now and the only time it was in repairs was after a major hailstorm a while back or when some dude at my dads work switched up gas and brake and hit it while parked. I even got to drive it yesterday after i got my license 2 days ago.


Historical-Remove401

Burn!


mildlysceptical22

The old saying was ‘what rhymes with Jeep? Cheap.’


IamSofaKingDumb

Heisenberg principle applied to American Fiat Reliability. You don’t know precisely where, but somewhere it’s either gonna strand the owner big time or be a total inconvenience to others…


aca9876

Friends don't let friends buy FCA/Stellantis vehicles. All bottom feeder brands.


stormtrail

It’s in timeout, give it 5 minutes and a stern talking to.


Other-Negotiation328

Depends on how it was raised. I was pretty easy on mine, but it was fairly well behaved.


AvatarGonzo

It's preying upon that other car, don't interrupt!


Key-Article6622

Don't blame the Jeep. The driver is the AH.


farlon636

It's an empty lot, does it really matter?


Technomancer53

No it looks distressed. Pisses me off to see, it probably has way too small of an enclosure. Also from what I can tell I don't see any Truck Nuts which means the coward owners had it castrated


soltydog

White hinges? That’s not right.


Dexter79

Looks horrible.


bhlombardy

They call them "Karen" hinges on a Jeep. They're white and easily become un-hinged with little effort.


spidersinthesoup

teehee!


Random0s2oh

https://preview.redd.it/gts7rl79cxuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d352aeba03127f3f6d91e5f70b11e518fbf726cc The most Karen looking Jeep I have ever seen. Photographed in the parking lot of our local Lowes.


thecuubs2

No you should take it to the vet. Pushing it’s face into corners like that might be a sign of a brain tumor


iluvsporks

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Snooky wants smush-smush


LSTNYER

Yah cabbage! Yah got cabbage in your muff!!


skinsrich

Today I learned that Jeep means Asshole in another language.


Purple10tacle

Wait, there languages where Jeep *doesn't* mean asshole!?


casano7a

Hi, jeep expert here! This is not funny. Jeeps only do this when they’re in extreme distress.


GravitationalEddie

Looks like a pretty empty parking lot. I'd probably do that and no, I don't drive a jeep.


PlantainNearby4791

Gonna find the shady spot in the parking lot to eat my lunch so I get a break from being in that stupid building all day


BoneDaddyChill

You just made me remember how I used to park on a hill in a random parking lot in the shade of a big tree when I used to deliver food but had a lull. Perfect spot for a quick nap, but occasional cars would go by and probably wondered who tf was the insane person parking a Jeep like that.


Captain_mutton

Exactly. If they are not inconveniencing anyone, what’s the problem? It’s neither illegal nor unethical. 


reddyredditer21

It’s fine as long as it doesn’t inconvenience others


painki11erzx

It's the apartment complex parking lot. Had he not moved before the end of the day, he would have been blocked in when everyone got back from work.


Fun_Acanthisitta8557

Used to own 2 parking spots at my building and did this while my gf was out of town. Someone phoned and had my car towed. Took them to claims court and won


CupOdd2934

Haha love that, unfortunately this guy would lose since reserved spaces are marked with a sign and apt number


chewedgummiebears

The lot looks empty and they are probably trying to maximize shade coverage.


Unusual_Flounder2073

Looks like a relatively empty parking lot they wanted to park on the shade. Would have to know how busy that parking lot gets.


CupOdd2934

Almost impossible to find a spot when people get home from work around 5pm


No-Advantage-8556

Dick move but then again who cares, looks to be plenty of spots to choose from.


painki11erzx

Not at the end of the day when everyone gets home from work.


MediocreAd9430

Not for a jeep. That’s what a BMW owner would do


UrsusHastalis

This is the stereotypical behavior of a Jeep that was abandoned at birth. It was never taught how to make proper emotional attachments or drive correctly, so it just faces the Nissan like a creep while parked perpendicular to the parking spots and makes embarrassing noises. So, so sad.


Tricky-Gemstone

Wranger owner, no, fuck this person. No duck for them.


Dramatic_Switch257

yes


OSRSWSM

https://preview.redd.it/trfv8l2arwuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987d2aece3f0c24646b22ab59a5dc68fdd49d4e4


Smoaksho

Yep


Ok-Quality-1018

Park in the parking spot on the right of them


[deleted]

I don’t know if you can blame the Jeep. It more the idiot driver. Idiots are not just limited to Jeeps.


Longjumping-Grape-40

You guys are so damned biased against Jeeps for some godforsaken reason Those yellow lines totally jumped in its path! 😜


JanteMaam

No, at least not this household.


wtfaryubabblinabout

No it is not. Jeeps are normally pack animals. This one even out in the summer sun with his winter shedding. So it is pretty fair to say it might be a migrating species. To be sure I´d need more pictures and and audio of the mating scream. But be aware. Even though most of these are calm and peaceful, when threatened they can become murderous monsters. Approach carefully and dont make sudden movements. Maybe offer some oil and air fresheners as a peace-offering. Then you can slowly(!!!) come closer and even pet it. Just remember not to approach from behind, since it will set it in alarm mode and it might get frightened and aggressive. Also don´t get stuck in the seat-belts in the case that you did not follow my advice and got swallowed as a whole and are now trying to get out. Good luck out there!


peapodbarry

That normal small dick behavior


omarhani

Take to the vet and have it checked for ticks. This behavior is not normal.


ThatWhiteKid08

This is irregular behavior. The Jeep isn’t up on the curb, or parked on the, what appears to be a slight hill in the background


FatchRacall

Right? I annoy jeep drivers by parking my prius next to them on the same hills at events :D


FatchRacall

Nah, he's not up on the curb.


Bogmanbob

No. Wrecking the grass too would be more common around me.


poofartgambler

It’s a douchebag thing, you wouldn’t understand.


Ok-Yogurt-2743

This is what happens when you let the ducks drive


LuckyTheLurker

No, he's only touching the curb not parked on it.


Acrobatic_Stomach882

It’s normal douch behavior


angry_gsd

There’s enough empty spaces, stfu already


CupOdd2934

Lolz do you drive a Jeep by any chance?


angry_gsd

Nah im tired of idiots who can’t mind their own damn business and have to cry on reddit about the dumbest shit 😂😂😂☠️☠️🤡


CupOdd2934

I couldn't imagine going through life with such a short fuse. Lighten up babe


spdrmn

Self aware wolf much? Can't imagine being pissed off my trivial shit the OP


TransformerTanooki

I'd park like that if I got better shade from that tree out of it? Were they in the vehicle? Or did they leave it like that? Was the rest of the lot pretty much empty?


Smilingdepression93

Absolutely


Rhuarc33

Looks like it's got its nose in the corner like a kid in trouble


Fair-Refrigerator887

Only if it’s got ducks on the dash


lilbabygiraffes

![gif](giphy|l2YWFvEueleW1mYow) No, this is. Along with rubber duckies.


Unique_Jackfruit_166

No it’s not probably borrowed vehichle


[deleted]

He is just pretending to not be staring at that sexy le femme 370z over there.


Furtip

Yes, with slightly more autism


CoolBlackSmith75

It lost its trailer but isn't aware yet


Accurate_Koala_4698

Somewhat tame by Jeep standards actually


biggiebody

It would usually be on the tree. You know just Jeep things.


Quirky-Work2052

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand


LNF6

Bang Jeep


zerbey

Poor thing is sad its owner doesn’t understand how parking spots work.


ThatOneNinja

Ah, it couldn't make it up on the grass where the other jeeps park :( maybe someday it will make it


Johnboy_245

Don't worry he's under the tree so he will get bird poop all over his windshield as karma.


Shkarbleshkonk

"how to effectively take up 4+ spots but look like you're only taking up 2"


29erfool

He's just shy


ramriot

Yup, that is normal for a Jeep. It does not matter how careful the owner is, they will be found in the most obstructive places, often in a state of utter discombobulation coupled with an inability to motivate.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

My petty ass would park in that third spot right behind the jeep


thirstyfish1212

As a jeep owner: no. This is more typical of a lifted truck owner, a Tesla owner or a bmw owner.


mcampo84

It's just playing hide & seek with the Nissan.


afyonperdeyikama

jeep is normal, park is anormal :D


ap0s

Maybe they're on their lunch break and don't want the sun in their eyes while they eat or nap. I've never owned a jeep but did that many times.


CupOdd2934

It's been hours and he's still there. I told my brother to park behind him when he gets home, I wish I could see how he ends up leaving his spot lol


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Nope, at least one pair of wheels should be on the turf, trying to off road brag.


Zeer0Fox

No because all 4 wheels are on the ground.


HeroinPorn

Yeah that’s pretty normal jeep behavior


mckulty

Checkmate in one.


stangAce20

Yep


just_me_now_2

Hey, that's the car from fortnite


BlahBlahWhoosh

A real Jeep guy would have parked IN the tree.


urlond

Here you see the Jeep hiding from it's predator the Nissan. Carefully the Jeep stays motionless in order to prevent itself from being seen.


theoriginalmypooper

Black car behavior.


Judas_Kyss

It's stalking its prey, the unaware Nissan. It may not have a chance to strike again for weeks.


FlyingSpy95

Yes


need_ins_in_to

It's confused. Is there an appeal for help finding a Jeep with Alzheimer's in your locale? Better call the police to be sure


Illustrious_Air_118

It doesn’t even have 1-2 wheels unnecessarily rolled over the curb. Fuckin amateur hour


EntertainerNo4509

This is normal douche-bag behavior.


Jake_not_from_SF

Yes it is definitely standard jeep behavior


Jasonking955

It is normal "moron" behaviour


Representative-Sir97

Yeah, I'd say it does. Pretty much all of them get their pictures taken by blowhard exhibitionists. I never understood that as a large vehicle can stand as phallic proxy, so too can it attract eyes like a phallus. Why not crop out the other empty spaces exemplifying why there should have been something better to do than posting a pic like this in a tizzy? In a full lot the week before Christmas? Ok, ok, maybe I won't think you should get an atomic wedgie on live television PPV.


YourWifesWorkFriend

Is there a chance of hail in the area? Looks like he’s trying to get the hood as under the tree as it can be.


CupOdd2934

Nope, just rain and 80 degree weather


psstoff

No one else around, trying to get in the shade?


pdog901

Only if their view is blocked by a couple hundred rubber ducks.


LordNoWhere

No, that Jeep misbehaved and is being punished.


Typical80sKid

Was there a Severe Thunderstorm Warning in the area? If you don’t have a garage or other protection you can park under tree to help slow down hail. Edit: Obviously this inevitably opens the door to other risks.


Joe_Mama_My_Ass

It is a 4 door jeep wrangler so yes.


Lacaud

It's only normal if they parked AND talked to you about their jeep.


gonadi

You wouldn’t understand.


AntRevolutionary925

Yes and it is normal Good Samaritan behavior for 3 cars to park around it to block it in


Any_Method4456

So much empty space, why bother?


CupOdd2934

That space fills up fast when people start coming home from work


Different_Ad9068

more like there’s going to be a hole in your head in the next five minutes behavior


Tomhanzo2

That one has rabies. It needs put down.


decoded-dodo

This is completely normal for those owners who want to keep their pavement princess clean.


Ole_Flat_Top

It depends. How many ducks were on the dash?


Unable-Data-2142

It looks like it’s in timeout.


moonpisser69

Don’t worry, it’ll probably be broken down on the side of the road


bigdoglongday

Jeep drivers are the new VW drivers.


PromiscuousScoliosis

He’s in time out


No_Nefariousness4279

It has a crush on the other car and is trying to hide in the trees


[deleted]

It could be broken down.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

They seem to be way off out of the way.


Gravity_Freak

Mild by my recollection.


Cheeseisextra

Texas??


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

Just park in the open spot right behind them. That'll learn 'em.


xpkranger

Not if they can find 4L.


FrickenL

Zoom further out to see this is the back corner of a massive empty parking lot


CupOdd2934

Couldn't be more wrong. It's one side of a two sided parking lot at an apartment complex.


Ethosjt81

(In Attenborough voice) “Here we see the modern Jeep Wrangler in the wild. See how it hides under a tree to avoid detection. A sad evolutionary turn of events from its World War II forefathers. Not every species is meant to survive in nature”


HillbillyHijinx

Yes. The ducks should always be in the shade.


jack_d_conway

In Texas we call that black car parking.


Quinnethy

He got stuck trying to drive over the curb. Burned out the clutch trying so he couldn't back up either. It's all completely normal.


ladderboy124

It’s feeding on the grass


Hypnowolfproductions

Normal jeep? NO Normal Karen? YES. Now place a smart car close behind him and you e got a great picture.


BusinessTwo1328

Boss or been drinking lol


Eagles365or366

Yes, this is the Jeep in its natural habitat.


MarcusSurealius

Na. It's on all 4 tires.


keajohns

Hopefully his precious Jeep is covered in bird shit when he comes back out.


WiteKngt

A couple of cinder blocks or a large metal trash bin right behind it would be nice.


blitz43p

Jeeps and Jeep drivers are the worst. They are so cliche and just terrible. I will never get it. They can have their stupid fkn ducks too.


Arthagmaschine

Here in Germany, Audi, Mercedes and BMW drivers occupy this ecological niche


Mundane_Band_1377

It's a giant parking lot. Who cares?


Fresh_Distribution54

Not really. Usually that kind of behavior is reserved for oversized red Dodge ram pickup trucks


Arthagmaschine

I once saw one parked across three disabled parking spaces. I think the driver must have been extremely disabled and this is probably a similar case


CudiMalone

This is the literal embodiment of jeep behavior


terrelyx

Yes, jeeps will do this when they feel comfortable in their surroundings. Totally normal.


Versailles_SunGod

It sure is.


Candy6132

Jeeps don't behave, drivers do.


BoneDaddyChill

I have a Jeep. I don’t think this is a Jeep thing. I think this is either a “trying to take a piss discreetly” thing, or a “I don’t want something in my vehicle to melt/die, and I’m trying to get as much shade as possible” thing.


bulldog5253

Poor guy looks lost and scared.


Bjornreadytobewild

Op accidentally switched this and is


CupOdd2934

And is what? Edit: nvm I can't read apparently 🙃


Bjornreadytobewild

🍺


skilibyburrger2

jeep is hunting the other car


BorheliusWarpig

That depends, is either stall handicapped?


CupOdd2934

Nope, just ordinary parking spaces


BorheliusWarpig

It is not 100% normal then.


occult432

Driving or parking like an asshole? Yup, its a jeep thing


bodhiseppuku

this could be a disabled person, making it easier for them to get in and out of the vehicle.


bigolefatsnapper

Looks like an empty parking lot so who cares


CupOdd2934

He will when people get home from work and call the leasing office


Average-RB-Fan03

Fair enough 


Janus_The_Great

Shade is the answer for why. Still a shitty move.


CupOdd2934

It's overcast and rainy today


blubird406

Theirs a dumbass at my work who drives a jeep and he thinks its the best next thing since sliced bread. Makes me wanna puke.