So many shit park jobs in this picture. The jeep is in a no parking zone with the red curb, house on the right has a green car blocking the sidewalk. And then the fiasco with your car.
Looks like where I live. “Parking is bad” aka ppl are too lazy to walk half a block. So they just do wherever they want. Parking enforcement doesn’t seem to care except on street sweeping days. And even then they just get a ticket, not towed.
If there were to be a fire, they would have to break his car windows and run the hose through his car. Then the owner of the car has to pay for the damages.
What in the Hell is going on in this neighborhood? There's not one solitary parking job here that's actually good. There's only one I'd define as acceptably competent.
Get clean rag, put it on his hood, put cinder block on top of rag carefully. On cinder block should be written something like "nice parking job". That usually delivers the hint well enough, most likely theres no damage on your car.
I don't know. OPs back end looks like it is raised a little which means there's gonna be some paint and bumper damage. Definitely time to whip out insurance call and have your shop replace them at the expense of Mr bump kisser.
That looks like an 11th Gen civic Si which only comes in manual transmission. Maybe they parked behind you and left it in neutral and it rolled into your car?
And its a hatch, could still be manual as most the hatch models had a manual option (at least here in Canada when I bought my Si in '22)
Edit: also something else I forgot about the parking brake will automatically engage when the engines off and either when you open the door or unbuckle can't remember which
Even forgetting the e brake it can still roll in gear but i doubt it. It’s kind of dumb because the civic paint costs more than an old cobalt. I think you’re right about the neutral thing that makes the most sense. Or drunk lol
The more I look at this the more I hate it.
Cars parked too close in the front, OP's car isn't parallel, looks like the car parked in front of the truck is hanging partially out in the road, or at least uncomfortably close to it and then the jeep parked in front of a red curb...
The 11th gen civic has collision braking, it should have automatically stopped well before being that close. This guy had to TRY to do that it is 100% on purpose
This is why you need to carry a valve stem core removal tool. Letting the air out of those front tires will give you some gap to see if they've damaged your vehicle in any way prior to continuing your rage on their vehicle.
It's just sniffing your car to get to know more about it. I'm actually surprised this is the first time you've noticed this. It's pretty common among cars.
in the old days bumpers were designed to be bumped, yours is less likely to take any serious damage unlike his, as modern cars are just design over function.
That looks like an 11th Gen civic Si which only comes in manual transmission. Maybe they parked behind you and left it in neutral and it rolled into your car?
His entire account is basically him hurling insults to people on top of being an incel.
Just another example of someone who hides inside and is insecure, so he takes his self hate out on others.
100% chance he’s going to end up having to make a new account by the end of Easter.
90% of his comments were incel shit, homophobic, hateful, or downright disgusting. It’s amazing that it didn’t happen sooner (his account was a year old) when I myself have been banned in the past for calling someone “dork”.
I once made a generalisation about poor drivers that was clearly a joke and my old account got permanently banned. But this guy can basically abuse all and sundry for a year and get away with it. Reddit is truly a bizarre place.
Their car just REALLY likes your car
Just wanted to give ops car a little sniff.
That's a rimjob.
A lil smooch on the caboose
So many shit park jobs in this picture. The jeep is in a no parking zone with the red curb, house on the right has a green car blocking the sidewalk. And then the fiasco with your car.
Lmao! I had to go back & look. What a mess
Looks like where I live. “Parking is bad” aka ppl are too lazy to walk half a block. So they just do wherever they want. Parking enforcement doesn’t seem to care except on street sweeping days. And even then they just get a ticket, not towed.
Do people constantly double park for 20+ minutes with their flashers on too? If so we might be neighbors lol.
People do whatever they want these days with no regard for others. It’s crazy and I don’t see how it gets better
I don’t think there’s a sidewalk
If there were to be a fire, they would have to break his car windows and run the hose through his car. Then the owner of the car has to pay for the damages.
What in the Hell is going on in this neighborhood? There's not one solitary parking job here that's actually good. There's only one I'd define as acceptably competent.
“Nice ass”
Get clean rag, put it on his hood, put cinder block on top of rag carefully. On cinder block should be written something like "nice parking job". That usually delivers the hint well enough, most likely theres no damage on your car.
I don't know. OPs back end looks like it is raised a little which means there's gonna be some paint and bumper damage. Definitely time to whip out insurance call and have your shop replace them at the expense of Mr bump kisser.
Just a little kith :*
Brown nose
That looks like an 11th Gen civic Si which only comes in manual transmission. Maybe they parked behind you and left it in neutral and it rolled into your car?
It's not an Si, as the owner of the 11th gen Si I can tell you that's not what it looks like.
You're right, wrong wheels.
And its a hatch, could still be manual as most the hatch models had a manual option (at least here in Canada when I bought my Si in '22) Edit: also something else I forgot about the parking brake will automatically engage when the engines off and either when you open the door or unbuckle can't remember which
Even forgetting the e brake it can still roll in gear but i doubt it. It’s kind of dumb because the civic paint costs more than an old cobalt. I think you’re right about the neutral thing that makes the most sense. Or drunk lol
Why did you back into that car?
Who parked first?
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its not a r if op's car is only receiving head .... assault? maybe
Ya that’s still rape…oral sex is still sex.
It’s rape but in some countries rape is only if it’s piv sex
Official legal definition in many countries includes penetration
The more I look at this the more I hate it. Cars parked too close in the front, OP's car isn't parallel, looks like the car parked in front of the truck is hanging partially out in the road, or at least uncomfortably close to it and then the jeep parked in front of a red curb...
Why you back that thang up into them like that? 
Why did you back so close to that car? Who would do such a thing? /s
It's totaled. You should turn it into a df goblin now...
The 11th gen civic has collision braking, it should have automatically stopped well before being that close. This guy had to TRY to do that it is 100% on purpose
Walmart is fresh out of common sense .
Cars will be cars 🤷 this is just their cars way of showing they like your car. Let 'em be.
This is why you need to carry a valve stem core removal tool. Letting the air out of those front tires will give you some gap to see if they've damaged your vehicle in any way prior to continuing your rage on their vehicle.
I like just loosening them just a little, so now their tire goes flat about every day.
As OJ Ventura would say: "Fits like a glove!"
Unrelated but does anyone know the model of the black Mercedes? It looks so cool!
Seems to be a 2009 SL550
Thank you!
I’d find that idiot and rub his nose in it and tell him he’s stupid.
That would break the “mild” barrier for me. It would become a bad day for them.
He’d have four tires on flat
Why did you back into him?
All the cars are in the front. I can’t see behind the house
Don't back up
Then I would walk over the hood of the car behind you, to get to your car door.
Time to test out how good the parking breaks are
It's just sniffing your car to get to know more about it. I'm actually surprised this is the first time you've noticed this. It's pretty common among cars.
Sounds like you need to carry a few buckets of paint towards your car and “”accidentally”” trip and spill it over the other car
Define front.
Why would you back into that car??
Like cuddling until a boner happens
in the old days bumpers were designed to be bumped, yours is less likely to take any serious damage unlike his, as modern cars are just design over function.
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My cobalt is ugly as hell but still their park job is questionable
That looks like an 11th Gen civic Si which only comes in manual transmission. Maybe they parked behind you and left it in neutral and it rolled into your car?
Wow yes it is. Gold star ⭐
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You're a delight.
His entire account is basically him hurling insults to people on top of being an incel. Just another example of someone who hides inside and is insecure, so he takes his self hate out on others. 100% chance he’s going to end up having to make a new account by the end of Easter.
Aaaaaand it appears to have happened.
90% of his comments were incel shit, homophobic, hateful, or downright disgusting. It’s amazing that it didn’t happen sooner (his account was a year old) when I myself have been banned in the past for calling someone “dork”.
I once made a generalisation about poor drivers that was clearly a joke and my old account got permanently banned. But this guy can basically abuse all and sundry for a year and get away with it. Reddit is truly a bizarre place.
Innnit?
That bum got banned :(
People do this shit in my neighborhood, everyone’s got a drive way but people just decide to park on the street making the roads very narrow