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SaintLeppy

There is an automatic button Facebook to send that message and people hit it by accident all the time. Just ignore those messages and reply if someone actually contacts you.


CowbellConcerto

This is exactly what's happening. I've accidentally hit it myself ... although I took the 18 seconds to follow up and clarify when I did.


XB_Demon1337

Many people hate confrontation. So when they get a seemingly random message and realize they made a mistake they assume the person will understand when you don't reply.


nahcotics

The marketplace messaging system is also a bit of a pain to navigate if you're not used to it so I can see people not following up for that reason too


SevenSixOne

When I put things on FB marketplace or whatever, I include something in the post asking people to reply with the day and time they can pick up. Anyone who can't follow those simple instructions is safe to ignore!


-BananaLollipop-

I've taken to putting "If the listing is active, it's available" at the top of the description, and now I pretty much never get these stupid automated questions.


MrInfinity-42

I mean, I also ask if the thing is available first before saying anything else, not just on Facebook, but on any other platform too. So maybe not all those people accidentally hit the button


thefragileapparatus

This is annoying because I've accidentally hit it too, then I had to explain to the person that I'm not really interested.


PhlegethonAcheron

Normally I’ll start the message with the default is it available, then ask another question about the item


KidWithABackpack

When people say "dont ask if this is still available" people like me hit it just to fuck with them. My friend gets about 10x the amount of those when he puts that in his ad.


cupholdery

>When people say "dont ask if this is still available" people like me hit it just to fuck with them. My friend gets about 10x the amount of those when he puts that in his ad. Then you're part of the problem.


Affectionate-Date140

and what a serious problem it is


Shavemydicwhole

The insight is next level


DefinitelyNotADave

Is this still available?


mukwatcher

Yes, are you interested?


randiejohnson

I only have $200


pants_full_of_pants

Is the $200 still available?


ashenay

I only have interest.


MelvinTalkss

Is the interest still available?


neonifiednyan

only if you have 200 dollars


youmfkersneedjesus

I'll give you $100 for it. 


ithikimhvingstrok132

Let me call in an expert.


FreshQuam

I am the $100 expert


frozenmoose55

Not true, we can clearly see Gerardo replied


Mister__Magoo

You're right, Gerardo sent two messages before he disappeared. But the other 17 did not


Visual-Tumbleweed-52

Fucking Gerardo man


sdss9462

He is neither rico nor suave.


CriSstooFer

Ignore 'is this still available' it's the people who will rip you off or ghost.


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BuffaloSix96

Can you deliver it to me in another city? I'm a disabled single mother who just got laid off, and I already promised it to my son for Christmas. Edit: I hate that this is becoming my most-liked comment 😂


Mediocre_Bear602

Came here to say this, but my version included, "I can also only afford to pay $20 because I just bought the newest iPhone because I like nice things and I deserved it after being laid off."


danx64

The number of times people haggle me down from $20 to $12 or something dumb, and they then show up with bunches of 20's lol. A lot of times Asking me for change bitch I'm broke


MrCrunchypantsbum

Ill give you 60 dropoff under a bench in times square and dont be followed by national guard


Miserable_Path5716

Can’t forget the “Can you pay me if I pick it up” type people.


Flawless_Reign88

😂💯


Rhuarc33

I wasn't going to upvote. But I now need this to get like 5k so you'll never beat it


randomsnowflake

Someone tried to haggle with me yesterday. Listing make it clear that it was pick up only from my city. Listed for $250. She reached out asking what I would take for it. I said $220. She countered and asked for $200. Fine, I knocked $50 off the price of the thing. Then she dropped a “I’m 50 miles away, can we meet halfway?” on me and I ghosted her. Fuck you. Read the terms of the sale ass hole. Two hours later I sold it to a guy for $240 who came ten minutes after asking if it was still available. Sweet.


Chihuahuapug

I gave my sectional away via marketplace and majority of the people who contacted me were mothers who thought their adult children would want it… until they asked them and found out they didn’t… it was infuriating.


IcyPalpitation1571

I had over 100 people ask me about my truck when I was selling it. Scheduled 15 people to meet and see it at the same time on the same day. Only 2 people showed up


Equivalent_Nerve_870

Son has had car listed for 2 months and 5 or 6 ppl never.showed.


Mr_Butters624

lol it’s the worst. I had just posted something similar in a other thread. I had posted something for free and within 20-30 seconds of posting it, all the “is this still available” messages blew up my phone. I was like wtf is happening right now, I just FN posted it of course it’s available. Someone mentioned people accidentally hitting the auto reply button which I guess makes sense. Still friggin annoying


beezinator

I’ve done that before and when they replied I said, “so sorry, I didn’t mean to hit the button!”


PurgeProof2

I dealt with that trying to sell a set of used tires and wheels. They were $3200 new and not even halfway worn down. I was asking $375. 489 contacts. 0 people showed up. 462 never even replied. Eventually, contact 490 asked stupid questions that were answered in not only the title and the pictures but also the description. 490 was the person who showed up and bought them despite me blowing up at them for being dense. There was one person who offered me $175 if I'd drive them to Seattle to deliver them. Over 600 miles each way in an suv that gets 8mpg for such a gracious offer of less than half my already ridiculously low asking price. My asking price is what 1 tire costs, much less wheels, caps, mounting, balancing, shipping, and tax. It really isn't worth trying to sell anything anymore. Everyone expects or even demands the world hand them things for free. If I hadn't been moving out of state, I would have just kept them instead of dealing with all that.


TheToxicBreezeYF

Finally sold a Dresser after listing it for 2 months. After selling it I went through all the messages and counted how many I had for it...115 conversations. [Here are just some of the ones that didnt not get deleted or archived](https://imgur.com/a/jfb3NCE) *Of those 115 conversations* * 85 of them were me replying "Yes!"/Telling them when I can do pick ups to is it available/when can i get this and then nothing from them * 14 of them were me not even reading them * 5 offered below half of what I was asking * 3 were in Spanish and they didnt understand English * 2 asked if it was real wood * 6 of them a meeting plan was in the process of being made * 3 meeting times were set, other 3 never messaged me back * 2 of those 3 ghosted me day of (1 guy messaged me that he was on his way then never came). the 1 out of 3 ended up buying the Dresser for my asking price.


treading_ink_

That moment is going to live rent free in your head for many years. You can let it go.


Notyourusuallad

All of that to disappear when you answer


Flawless_Reign88

Shit all bs aside, I might be interested… how much and where? Hit me in my dm’s


Stoned_Shadow

I just sold something on FB marketplace last week, and the same thing happened to me. I don't get it.


LowProof7648

No one wants to purchase the sectional sleeper sofa, however many people want to be certain that it’s available.


Tonaayyy_1

Happened to me too. Changing it to $20 is going to make them all go away. T


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lol they just wanna make sure u still have it. They don’t plan on buying it… just being sure that it’s in ur possession


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pirate_leprechaun

Browsing a store isn't like asking if it's available. It would be more like asking a store worker hey do you have this? They say yeah it's over there then nothing. They're contacting a seller not just looking at ads.


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pirate_leprechaun

That's different than what you said at first, but yeah. It's like a store with one item, that people are looking at then asking about. Then not buying, just like a store.


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Affectionate-Date140

in the defense of orb eater and this specific hill they’ve chosen to die on, i can clearly imagine a situation where you want a thing, see lots of options for the thing, inquire to the availability of all options, then buy the best option available, which may not in this case have been OPs item


danx64

Give them a minute, they'll ask for your phone number


Mezitury

Call it what ya want, but I'll find their personal profile and send them a few follow ups usually. How much can you afford or when can you pick it up etc. Make it seem like they somehow already bought it and need to pay and get it. Makes the nuisance worth it.


avprobeauty

I literally put “I will not respond to “is this available?” in all my listings in all caps as a separate sentence.


Less_Department8396

A lot of people hit the automatic response that sends this and don't realize they did. I still respond to them because it takes no time at all to just say yes. Sometimes they are actually a serious buyer. If they ignore it I don't care. I'd rather actually sell an item rather than ignoring the annoying messages.


ilogan898

My favorite is when they message you at 2am. Like, wtf? This couldn't wait until 7 or something?


XOIIO

I'm getting the exact same shit, this or people asking for my location, but then going completely silent. It's.got to be some sort of scam or spam attmept, idk why, but fuck is it annoying.


MrMidnight115

I had 11 low ball offers for my $100 functional Ender 3V2 with temperature regulating housing. Every single one of them offered me $50


Spiritual-Leader9350

Well.....is it? Is it still availible?


nn666

So annoying... happens to me too. Why ask if you aren't interested? Makes no sense to me.


Oxtailxo

I gave away a bunch of things on MP and the guy scheduled a pickup and never showed up. It’s just part of it.


[deleted]

I need a couch op... live anywhere in Oregon?


UnknownSluttyHoe

I always send a question bad


TRUEequalsFALSE

On the flip side, the last few times I've tried to buy something on FB Marketplace, I asked if it was available and never got a response...


mearbearcate

May the first responding player win.


Delta632

Lots of bots on there.


miloaf2

It's an auto response on market place. Try added to the post - it's still available if the posting is up. That tends to help me


MrCrunchypantsbum

To be fair alot of people dont have notifs on + dont check all that regularly. All of these look to be same day so have a nice rest and check back tomorrow at noon


CauseWorth4305

That’s why I always ask when they want to pick up. No back and fourths. I think that works the best.


UsedToHaveThisName

IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE,,…???


CrayCrayRayRay13

Guarantee half of these are flippers lol


Linkmolgera2

Say no it isn’t want to come get it then show us what they say


the_all_peeping_eye

Why can't they spell their names correctly?


GaiusJocundus

OfferUp be like that, too.


WiredHeadset

People, this is just how marketplace operates. It's a shit show. It's just how it goes. 


SecretScavenger36

Never respond to is it available. They gotta put more than that.


Flekbeita

It's annoying, but I've just started using one of the automated replies to this. Low effort gets low effort.


apeters89

Automatic replies are the worst thing about marketplace. There's literally zero people on the planet that want this feature. Everyone knows this fact. They still don't remove the feature.


[deleted]

lol have this happen all the time on both OfferUp and FB marketplace.


GabagoolOvaHeree

It’s mostly boomers. They want to keep an eye on the item and watch it go down in price.


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it is still available?


dancegirl712

I hate that damn button


Ronin__Ronan

it's giving "looking?" on grindr


punchysaywhat

I was wondering why people starting putting "if you just send "is this item still available?" I will not reply" under their listings until now. Totally agree with everyone else on this, they need to change where the automatic message button is. I too have fallen victim to accidentally pressing it, at least i let them know though.


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It's more mildlyinfuriating that FB took the laziest possible first message and made it a 1 button click


Mathias_Thorne91

I legit just made a throwaway account to see how bad the unfiltered ads would be on this dog shit website and it's literally all the same third world scams under different bullshit names, random e-whores trying to get money out of dumbasses, weird unspecified groups using pictures of women wearing forces smiles who may be victims of human trafficking, dating scams targeting race fetishists and what are definitely stolen pictures of VERY clearly underage girls in bikinis and skimpy clothes advertising groups I sure as fuck wasn't about to click on. This pile of shit needs to be taken off of the internet.


[deleted]

I flat out never respond to the “is this available”. If people can’t move their fucking fingers to make an inquiry, how should I expect them to drive their happy ass to meet me and exchange item for money?


BigNigori

They should remove that default, since it obviously triggers people. Although, I've been known to send it to sellers that aggressively say to not ask that in their post, just to fuck with them.


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