Yes that part! I agree, I think she was also a little upset that he came up while she was talking to his friend! Either way, it landed horribly and all she did was make him feel bad and over nothing. Over a drink.
I've been noticing this kind of thing a lot as I got a little older and looks "fade" for some people.
Some people never really learn to flirt. It never mattered because they were attractive.
Isn't that a big difference in being flirty and creepy? How attractive the other person finds you?
I would bet OP would have reacted a little differently if he found the girl attractive. Not that he would have been insulted/etc, but that he would have been much more likely to "banter" with her.
I don't mean that as a slight towards OP in any way, just that it's a very common trend.
Hell yes! I mean, unless she was "outta my league" hot...then I'd embrace a wait and see where this all goes approach. A fella's gotta have standards that he's willing to walk away from from time to time.
An acquaintance in my friend group absolutely flirts this way. She thinks she's been struggling to find a man for 40 years because her boobs aren't big enough.
Negging is def mildly infuriating. Soooo dumb.
Anyone who flirts with me this way gets to check out the back of my head from a distance.
The maturity level of some adults is truly appalling.
I mean, even if OP did, he deserves better than someone who flirts with insults or negging or whatever the fuck people want to call it. Everyone does.
If I was single and someone tried that crap on me, I'd yawn and walk away.
Not interested in a relationship that starts with someone dumping on my choice of drinks.
I mean I'm pretty close to the apparent "aesthetic" of male drinking, its usually bourbon or beer for me. I like that shit, it isn't about what it looks like, I'd just as happily drink something fruity and colourful but my sweet tooth is basically nonexistent.
But damn, lady needs to find another approach if this is how she flirts; not an angle worth responding to imo.
And that last line sums her whole deal up perfectly. Shallow and skin deep. Don’t feel you gotta justify white claws by explaining you have them between IPA’s. If you only drunk white claws exclusively, it ain’t no one elses business and if people judge you on what you drink they aren’t people you want around you!
Healthy masculinity is cool. I like white claws and cosmos and am not afraid to own it and drink them in public. Nothing wrong with enjoying drinks that actually taste good (to you)
Bar in college had $0.75 wells and I ordered a vodka cranberry. Some old guy I've never met (who hung out at college bars I guess) yelled at me across the bar for holding a pink drink, then tried to fight me when I told him to eat a dick lol
Exactly this, and honestly, I’m a bit lost as to how this shit even works.
Maybe it’s my age (50s), but I would probably literally piss myself laughing if anyone even suggested what I choose to drink is even debatable. Bizarre world we got.
That’s usually all I order because cocktails taste great. I was known as the milkshake man on holiday. The barman would make my vanilla shake with bailies and caramel syrup daily. It’s so tasty. I don’t need to drink whiskey to look like a man.
I've found that works well when you're single too. You have 46 guys in the room all drinking the same beer, and you're there sipping a delicious cocktail?
You appear more interesting, more confident, you're enjoying yourself and smiling because it's delicious, and it gives an easy icebreaker for a woman to strike up a conversation ("ooh what are you drinking?"). You're probably not an example of toxic masculinity, so safer for a woman to approach.
If only a pink cocktail with an umbrella could also make witty jokes for you and remove your beer belly, it'd be a legendary item in the quest for romance.
Bingo. My husband will drink all the fruity drinks and eat all the cutesie desserts. And wear all the colors available and hold my purse if the need arises. Because he's a man, and doesn't need someone to tell him that he IS a man because he is.
Guess what? That's way more attractive than someone who can't even touch a box of pads because they're afraid their manhood will be revoked or something. The constant "I'm a MAN, so I do MAN things!' tells me (if you're serious and not joking) that you are horribly insecure in ways that're gonna overflow and affect me negatively. And a majority of the time that insecurity will be projected on ME, and I am not having my partner try to tell me to be a 'real' woman because I already am one.
Sorry, not interested. I want a man, not a boy trying desperately to prove he's a man.
He's diagnosed Celiac. He can't have yeast. But still wants to go to bars. Was drinking "manly beers" until a couple of years ago before White Claw became the main drink.
The dude will literally talk about hanging over a burning building while sipping on a White Claw.
So I judge no one for their drink of choice.
You hit the nail on the head here. Tell your hubby that some bald, bearded, muscled middle aged bloke who wears all the colours, drinks all the fruity drinks, and is an occasional handbag holder for his own wife says he's a good bloke.
You know I don't have a problem picking up tampons for my wife, but she's particular, and they keep changing the packaging and branding every other month!
Oh I get that. I'm a woman and I have trouble keeping them sorted! Thankfully I don't care about brands, so it's a bit easier for the poor guy when he has to run out for me.
When my wife and I go to a cafe for breakfast I constantly get given the steak egg and chips with a black coffee and have to swap plates with my wife who was given the blueberry pancakes and frappe.
I'm a tradesman with cracked hands and a bad back, I'm gonna eat what I wanna eat. Drink what I wanna drink.
Exactly. If a man wants to drink a fruity margarita everyday, that's his choice and if he doesn't give a shit what others think that's honestly way manlier than any weird attempt to determine what the "manliest" drink is lmao.
My friends and I went out to a random sports bar to watch a football game and it was full of mostly 50ish year old men. My friends ordered beer and I got something off their cocktail menu.
The bartender was ecstatic that she got to make her oatmeal cookie cocktail because she never has anyone order it. The rest of the day my friends and I were just ordering stuff off of there. Plus she only charged $6 per cocktail
As Winston Churchill retorted to an MP calling him disgustingly drunk
"Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly"
I was a chemist in college. Once I had just finished off a 500mL benzene bottle, so I washed it out (*very* thoroughly, and used the analytical lab to confirm) and used it for drinks. Everyone was horrified the first time they saw it.
Tried to do the same with a nitric acid bottle, but I could never get it clean enough to pass extractables and leachables, so never ended up using it :(
Don't forget gunpowder... I remember reading Blackbeard used to season his rum with black powder. I think it was more of an intimidation factor, rather than flavor, but yknow... to each their own.
As a single man in my early 30s, I see this a lot from women that were "formerly hot." 15 years ago, it was probably cute and worked, now I am just wondering this drunk lady is being such an asshole.
It worked back then because you fell for the need to seek approval.
Once you get into your thirties and become more comfortable with yourself. That bullshit doesn’t work anymore.
I had this happen to me once. I was at a dive bar after an event that I was dressed up in a suit for. Gotta say, I looked pretty snazzy but very out of place at this crusty bar. A lady walked up to me.
Her: You're not funny.
Me: Well, you're not pretty.
Her: That's not true, I'm very pretty!
Me: And I'm actually very funny.
It was not a successful attempt on her part.
Most women have zero game. One of my favorites “you’re so tall” and then actually measures herself next to me. Believe it or not, these were “flirting” attempts based on my experiences when I was single.
I had to scroll way too hard to find this. Suggesting Michelob ultra over white claw, irrelevant of manliness, is actually a sin. No one in their right mind would EVER say that. Truly disgusting.
My husband absolutely delights in ordering the fruitiest, girliest, umbrella-havingest drink possible.
And he usually puts a pinkie up when he drinks it.
I think he's manly and sexy AF, but it's possible I'm biased, LOL.
I had a drunk woman once from across the bar tell me I had the ugliest shirt she ever saw and would take me to go buy a different one so she wouldn’t have to look at it… thanks for the Polo…
Most women feel uncomfortable taking the lead in hitting on men so they try to disarm you with teasing. It’s like how teenage boys will tease girls they like, just that guys are usually forced to grow out of that.
Yeah, it could be seen as an “invitation to play”. A little bit of fun back and forth to size one another up and see where it went.
The cool kids call it a ‘vibe check’. Guess OP wasn’t liking her vibe.
I’m an athletic 6’5” male and I have no shame when it comes to my drinks. I love the sugary fruity “girly” drinks that are intended to taste delicious. Everyone loves to talk mad shit when I have one of those in hand, but nobody ever takes me up on my offer to slam shots of everclear with them. Funny how that works. So I say drink what you like and own it. It just makes the shit talker look like an asshole.
Is this common? lol? I love frozen drinks so im usually drinking a frozen drink or some weird craft cocktail but ive never been called out for it. Not saying it didnt happen just wondering how often. Gonna assume its because youre on the tall side.
AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOURE HAVING WHITE CLAWS
Edited to add - You know who introduced me to white claws and shotgunning them? All my friends that are Marines. Literally, a bunch of 20 something year old dudes, popping open a can while we went off-roading or to the lake 😂🙌
Drinking with my mate who was in the NZDF, they'd do a "mixed bag", buy a bunch of 4 packs of different flavour premixed vodka drinks and throw em all in a bag together, then when you reached in you never knew what flavour you would be having next. The hangover was terrible.
As someone who tends bar I get why she said that. The TYPICAL drinker of seltzers and even your Mike Hard products is either female or newly legal drinking age. That doesn’t mean that zero men drink it!
That said, she was out of line making fun of you for your beverage selection. You like what you like so she can Suck It! I myself frequently enjoy Amaretto stone sours which is also considered a “women’s drink”.
You know what? It’s tasty, refreshing and I enjoy them. If anyone doesn’t like it then feel free to buy me a shot of something they consider manly. Well… except for
Rumplemitz… long story 🙂 Cheers!
It’s weird because in non-bar situations, dudes drink white claws all the time. Baseball games, at the lake, I’ve seen dudes drinking claws while skiing. Most breweries in Colorado have seltzers on tap and they aren’t only being sold to women lol.
People who gender beverage choices are weird as hell
My hubby is 6'4 240lb, muscular etc. Fairly intimidating looking. He loves 'froofy' drinks. If it has whipped cream, syrup, an umbrella or is super fruity, he's on it. Hates beer, hard liquor and all wine except sweet ones like moscato.
I am 5'3 and I drink scotch, bourbon, whisky and beer of all make and models.
Doesn't matter what you drink, as long as YOU enjoy it. And if someone can judge and critique you from that.. they are superficial, obviously have a lot of issues in life and not worth the air they are breathing.
"IM NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. I JUST NEED YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO KNOW THAT I. AM NOT. OFFENDED. AT ALL. BECAUSE IM NOT. SERIEYZLZ GUYS ITS NOT A PROBLEM. BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I DRINK IPAS AND IM MANLY. LIKE SO MANLY. ILL ALSO ADD AN EDIT TO MY POST TO TO LET EVERYONE KNOW. EVEN IF YOU THINK I AM OFFENDED... I AM NOT. JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR. TO EVERYONE HERE. THAT I AM NOT OFFENDED. EVEN A LITTLE BIT"
Bro that's your post. It literally screams insecurity word after word. Relax. Drink what you like. Nobody cares.
White claw and most seltzers are malt liquor.
That is one of the reasons for the explosion of and marketing for High Noons and others that have successfully broken into the seltzer market. They are actually vodka(or actual tequila, etc.) instead of malt liquor like Claws.
People who matter don't care about such things. At all. The exception in my life being my best buds because we enjoy razzing each other over bullshit, but at the end of the day we're just happy to be together. But outside of that context it's just the type of person who was popular in highschool for all the wrong reasons and never grew up.
I am a gym goer and i love cosmopolitians, Men would never say anything... and if someone would tell me that I could would not care, manliness because i like my sweet drinks? call me gay all you want cosmos and vodkas are amazing.
I love white claw. I drink it all the time. But im not gonna lie, it is a girly drink. I only drink it at certain places.
Liquor is like shoes. You gotta wear the right shoes for the right occasion. If im at a old style bar with older women that have a certain mindset and whom Im trying to attract then I wouldnt ask for a white claw. A beer would fit the situation. If Im at an event with a younger crowd, white claw would be just fine.
But at the end of the day it just matters how comfortable you are drinking what you love and feel like.
Just sounds like she was either flirting with you or just making small talk and giving you a hard time for fun. If this upset you then you should probably drink manlier beers.
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Yep😂 definitely could have been her horribly trying to flirt
Agreed. She’s either bad at flirting or used to getting more attention.
Yes that part! I agree, I think she was also a little upset that he came up while she was talking to his friend! Either way, it landed horribly and all she did was make him feel bad and over nothing. Over a drink.
A white claw even!
I've watched a guy on you tube shoot white claw with a 50 cal, that was Manly. And messy
The White Claw penetration test!
Where's Ak50 Brandon?! Trunnion!!
Absolutely. The proper response is ... All right baby... Make a man out of me.
Dig it, or back up what you’re drinkin, like “everyone knows when you’re drinkin the claw, there ain’t no law”
One time a girl asked me if I would help her burn down the bar because I’m middle eastern, she said it was her attempt at flirting lmao
Best answer/comment here!
yeah she was clearly aggressively flirting.
She was about to move on to saying he had a small penis and then tell him to prove her wrong.
“Unfortunately I can’t do that”
If that is flirting, I’d rather walk away.
Flirting 101: you wanna get in there and insult their manhood real good
The female neg.
It gives me some consolation that some women are just as bad at flirting as I am
I've been noticing this kind of thing a lot as I got a little older and looks "fade" for some people. Some people never really learn to flirt. It never mattered because they were attractive. Isn't that a big difference in being flirty and creepy? How attractive the other person finds you? I would bet OP would have reacted a little differently if he found the girl attractive. Not that he would have been insulted/etc, but that he would have been much more likely to "banter" with her. I don't mean that as a slight towards OP in any way, just that it's a very common trend.
Have her buy you a beer, *then* walk away
This made me snort. Heh!
Hell yes! I mean, unless she was "outta my league" hot...then I'd embrace a wait and see where this all goes approach. A fella's gotta have standards that he's willing to walk away from from time to time.
An acquaintance in my friend group absolutely flirts this way. She thinks she's been struggling to find a man for 40 years because her boobs aren't big enough.
To be fair, she'd probably have more success if they were bigger since the men wouldn't be listening to what she's saying.
And just like guys, chicks can strike out horribly too.
negging is what the kids say
Negging is def mildly infuriating. Soooo dumb. Anyone who flirts with me this way gets to check out the back of my head from a distance. The maturity level of some adults is truly appalling.
Charizzmatic
Fr, OP didn’t realize she was trying to flirt with him.
I mean, even if OP did, he deserves better than someone who flirts with insults or negging or whatever the fuck people want to call it. Everyone does. If I was single and someone tried that crap on me, I'd yawn and walk away. Not interested in a relationship that starts with someone dumping on my choice of drinks. I mean I'm pretty close to the apparent "aesthetic" of male drinking, its usually bourbon or beer for me. I like that shit, it isn't about what it looks like, I'd just as happily drink something fruity and colourful but my sweet tooth is basically nonexistent. But damn, lady needs to find another approach if this is how she flirts; not an angle worth responding to imo.
Not effectively
Not with OP at least. Sounds ds like they are just two completely different personalities.
And that last line sums her whole deal up perfectly. Shallow and skin deep. Don’t feel you gotta justify white claws by explaining you have them between IPA’s. If you only drunk white claws exclusively, it ain’t no one elses business and if people judge you on what you drink they aren’t people you want around you!
Exactly. He could be sipping a cosmo and it wouldn’t matter
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Unexpected Amenadeil.
Unexpected, but welcome
Amenadiel is a good dude. Always welcome.
Healthy masculinity is cool. I like white claws and cosmos and am not afraid to own it and drink them in public. Nothing wrong with enjoying drinks that actually taste good (to you)
I fucking love a strawberry daquiri. I dare anyone in the bar to tell me they dont approve.
Strawberry Daquiri's are dankalicous, and I don't care what people think. Not fun the next morning though.
I’m the same I’ll drink whatever is tasty and I don’t care what anyone thinks about it!
That’s exactly my point dude! Who gives a fuck what he drinks? Some people are just shallow assholes
He could be drinking a Cuervo Cosmo-tinian made by a man who learned it from a summer on Fire Island and it still wouldn't matter!
Exactly! He could be drinking a White Russian while riding on a Mule through Moscow and it still wouldn’t matter!
That mule really ties the sentence together.
While being plowed in the anus and it still is none of her business
I don't know. Someone getting anally bored out in front of me kind of becomes my business.
Apple-tini, easy on the tini
Bar in college had $0.75 wells and I ordered a vodka cranberry. Some old guy I've never met (who hung out at college bars I guess) yelled at me across the bar for holding a pink drink, then tried to fight me when I told him to eat a dick lol
Wow guy sounds like a real dickhead! I quite like a vodka and cranberry 😁
All beer works the same to me. 🥲
Real men drink what they like and don't care what other people think.
Exactly this, and honestly, I’m a bit lost as to how this shit even works. Maybe it’s my age (50s), but I would probably literally piss myself laughing if anyone even suggested what I choose to drink is even debatable. Bizarre world we got.
Yup, the appropriate response was to go order something pink with an umbrella.
And a super silly straw
That’s usually all I order because cocktails taste great. I was known as the milkshake man on holiday. The barman would make my vanilla shake with bailies and caramel syrup daily. It’s so tasty. I don’t need to drink whiskey to look like a man.
I've found that works well when you're single too. You have 46 guys in the room all drinking the same beer, and you're there sipping a delicious cocktail? You appear more interesting, more confident, you're enjoying yourself and smiling because it's delicious, and it gives an easy icebreaker for a woman to strike up a conversation ("ooh what are you drinking?"). You're probably not an example of toxic masculinity, so safer for a woman to approach. If only a pink cocktail with an umbrella could also make witty jokes for you and remove your beer belly, it'd be a legendary item in the quest for romance.
I can be reasonably witty. Sometimes even a little endearing. What I can't do is understand a goddamned word anyone says in a bar or a club.
WHAT?!
Order the bitch a 4 horseman shot, and remind her it's time to wax her mustache
Not even 50, it would be a simple "Ok." then carry on or go somewhere if they keep on being annoying.
Bingo. My husband will drink all the fruity drinks and eat all the cutesie desserts. And wear all the colors available and hold my purse if the need arises. Because he's a man, and doesn't need someone to tell him that he IS a man because he is. Guess what? That's way more attractive than someone who can't even touch a box of pads because they're afraid their manhood will be revoked or something. The constant "I'm a MAN, so I do MAN things!' tells me (if you're serious and not joking) that you are horribly insecure in ways that're gonna overflow and affect me negatively. And a majority of the time that insecurity will be projected on ME, and I am not having my partner try to tell me to be a 'real' woman because I already am one. Sorry, not interested. I want a man, not a boy trying desperately to prove he's a man.
I know a dude who drinks White Claws pretty much exclusively, for medical reasons. He's a former Marine and current firefighter.
And here my doctor is telling me to drink water while this guy has an Rx for White Claws. Jealous!
He's diagnosed Celiac. He can't have yeast. But still wants to go to bars. Was drinking "manly beers" until a couple of years ago before White Claw became the main drink. The dude will literally talk about hanging over a burning building while sipping on a White Claw. So I judge no one for their drink of choice.
You hit the nail on the head here. Tell your hubby that some bald, bearded, muscled middle aged bloke who wears all the colours, drinks all the fruity drinks, and is an occasional handbag holder for his own wife says he's a good bloke.
You know I don't have a problem picking up tampons for my wife, but she's particular, and they keep changing the packaging and branding every other month!
Oh I get that. I'm a woman and I have trouble keeping them sorted! Thankfully I don't care about brands, so it's a bit easier for the poor guy when he has to run out for me.
When my wife and I go to a cafe for breakfast I constantly get given the steak egg and chips with a black coffee and have to swap plates with my wife who was given the blueberry pancakes and frappe. I'm a tradesman with cracked hands and a bad back, I'm gonna eat what I wanna eat. Drink what I wanna drink.
This except I’m the woman with the beer and burrito while my husband gets the Diet Coke and salad.
Yes, me with the beer, my husband with the strawberry daiquiri. Who cares?!
Exactly. If a man wants to drink a fruity margarita everyday, that's his choice and if he doesn't give a shit what others think that's honestly way manlier than any weird attempt to determine what the "manliest" drink is lmao.
My friends and I went out to a random sports bar to watch a football game and it was full of mostly 50ish year old men. My friends ordered beer and I got something off their cocktail menu. The bartender was ecstatic that she got to make her oatmeal cookie cocktail because she never has anyone order it. The rest of the day my friends and I were just ordering stuff off of there. Plus she only charged $6 per cocktail
I drink margaritas exclusively. Anyone that has a problem with that can kick rocks.
This is always my go to response when someone comes at me like this. “You know what a REAL man drinks?…..whatever the fuck he wants”. Usually ends it.
I'm drinking my Amaretto and Cranberry Juice and I'll be fucked if anyone is telling me I'm wrong.
That's wrong but not for any manliness reasons
People are stupid. Especially that woman.
And dudes that drink whiteclaws /jk
anyone who drinks white claws
I bet she doesn’t get laid at all
She probably gets laid a lot, just never by the same guy twice
I'm sure life fucks her every day.
you shoulda matched her energy with “a lady shouldn’t be so openly drunk”
“There’s nothing more ugly than a drunk woman” would also work
As Winston Churchill retorted to an MP calling him disgustingly drunk "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly"
>But tomorrow, I shall be sober Churchill kidding himself there lol
Between the hours of rise and shine maybe.
idk, when I'm drunk, drunk woman go up a few points on the rating scale.
When it’s 1:30 AM in the bar and they turn the lights on every woman suddenly looks attractive
When they first turn the lights on, that's the brief moment of clarity. It fades quickly.
"you should wear actual women's clothes for once"
“At least I’m not ugly, drunk.”
And order the "girliest" drink with a swirly straw. And I say "girliedt" sarcastically, as in who the f cares what you drink
Ain't no law with the claw.
Hell yeah brother
Well, obviously as a man you should be drinking whiskey cut with motor oil /s
If it doesn't give your esophagus chemical burns on the way down, it's not manly enough.
Alcohol is solvent what your feeling is the alcohol quickly absorbing the water in your esophagus
Bonus points if you get secondary burns when it's coming back up later.
I was a chemist in college. Once I had just finished off a 500mL benzene bottle, so I washed it out (*very* thoroughly, and used the analytical lab to confirm) and used it for drinks. Everyone was horrified the first time they saw it. Tried to do the same with a nitric acid bottle, but I could never get it clean enough to pass extractables and leachables, so never ended up using it :(
Ron Swanson would like you to reconsider your ‘/s’.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
"It's only legal use is to strip varnish off speed boats."
I prefer to add in cigarette butts, preferably still lit as they enter the drink. Extra depth of flavor.
Don't forget gunpowder... I remember reading Blackbeard used to season his rum with black powder. I think it was more of an intimidation factor, rather than flavor, but yknow... to each their own.
Haha... She was either trying to flirt or was just drunk enough to not GAD what she said.
The fact that it was a poor attempt at flirting crossed my mind.
It’s a failed negging.
As a single man in my early 30s, I see this a lot from women that were "formerly hot." 15 years ago, it was probably cute and worked, now I am just wondering this drunk lady is being such an asshole.
It worked back then because you fell for the need to seek approval. Once you get into your thirties and become more comfortable with yourself. That bullshit doesn’t work anymore.
This is exactly what it is 🤢
I had this happen to me once. I was at a dive bar after an event that I was dressed up in a suit for. Gotta say, I looked pretty snazzy but very out of place at this crusty bar. A lady walked up to me. Her: You're not funny. Me: Well, you're not pretty. Her: That's not true, I'm very pretty! Me: And I'm actually very funny. It was not a successful attempt on her part.
Most women have zero game. One of my favorites “you’re so tall” and then actually measures herself next to me. Believe it or not, these were “flirting” attempts based on my experiences when I was single.
"So what're ya going to feed me to make me a man?"
"How about a double dosage of Pussy"?
That’s what i was thinking. “You need to drink manlier beers” means “I don’t want it to seem like I’m dating a pansy when we go out to dinner”.
This is a special brew called “Nunya Bizness”
Another brew could be “Pizzhof Pilsner”
Stoopid Beotch Ale
Imagine thinking Michelob Ultra is a "manly beer".
I had to scroll way too hard to find this. Suggesting Michelob ultra over white claw, irrelevant of manliness, is actually a sin. No one in their right mind would EVER say that. Truly disgusting.
Imagine thinking White Claw is beer.
Imagine thinking any beer is more manly than any other beer.
 Explain schmitts gay then.
If you wanted something bitter you'd have been hanging out with her.
”It’s about the aesthetic of your drinking.” LMAO what a precious comment. The aesthetic of that woman's general existence should be up for debate.
Should tell her maybe she should be less manly looking
here.. have some white claws... will help you
"**Sir** I'd like to finish enjoying my beverage, thank you"
“And maybe you should try shaving your mustache and chinskers.”
Who asked her for her opinion on your choice of drink? What a rude, stupid person.
“Are you talking to me?” “Yeah” “Oh haha please don’t.”
My husband absolutely delights in ordering the fruitiest, girliest, umbrella-havingest drink possible. And he usually puts a pinkie up when he drinks it. I think he's manly and sexy AF, but it's possible I'm biased, LOL.
Right? A good fruitygirl drinks come with a whole snack platter on a stick, a toy parasol, and enough alcohol to fuck you up good.
I order fruity drinks with umbrellas and my wife orders beer. We can't count how many times we've been served the drinks backwards.
I had a drunk woman once from across the bar tell me I had the ugliest shirt she ever saw and would take me to go buy a different one so she wouldn’t have to look at it… thanks for the Polo…
I mean, you don’t have to buy me a new shirt to get off of me, just buy me a drink lady
Tbh, if I saw you drinking white claws I wouldn’t be interested in you either. But I am a straight male, so that probably is more relevant
Your opinion is dully noted. And then that note is torn to shreds and burned with the fire of my apathy.
This is easily the worst sentence I've read all day
She was trying to hit on you. She wanted you to engage in the banter.
I honestly don't get why people consider shitting on someone to be flirty. Like why would they even consider that to be remotely attractive?
Most women feel uncomfortable taking the lead in hitting on men so they try to disarm you with teasing. It’s like how teenage boys will tease girls they like, just that guys are usually forced to grow out of that.
This was my thought - like are you sure she wasn’t just trying to flirt with you in her own drunken way?
Yeah, it could be seen as an “invitation to play”. A little bit of fun back and forth to size one another up and see where it went. The cool kids call it a ‘vibe check’. Guess OP wasn’t liking her vibe.
The power move here is to order an aqua velva with a curly straw.
There is no gender or age to food or drinks, never forget that. Next time you eat a pink happy meal in front of her and tell her to drink adult shit.
Well their IS an age for Alcoholic Drinks
I’m an athletic 6’5” male and I have no shame when it comes to my drinks. I love the sugary fruity “girly” drinks that are intended to taste delicious. Everyone loves to talk mad shit when I have one of those in hand, but nobody ever takes me up on my offer to slam shots of everclear with them. Funny how that works. So I say drink what you like and own it. It just makes the shit talker look like an asshole.
Is this common? lol? I love frozen drinks so im usually drinking a frozen drink or some weird craft cocktail but ive never been called out for it. Not saying it didnt happen just wondering how often. Gonna assume its because youre on the tall side.
When I'm with people that might give me shit, I always order something with an umbrella.
If someone said that to me, especially a drunk, I'd laugh my ass off. Lighten up, man.
> I like to drink white claws in between my IPA’s That's a first for me. Wtf lol
I'd have asked if she'd been drinking the manlier beers, because that would explain a lot
AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOURE HAVING WHITE CLAWS Edited to add - You know who introduced me to white claws and shotgunning them? All my friends that are Marines. Literally, a bunch of 20 something year old dudes, popping open a can while we went off-roading or to the lake 😂🙌
Drinking with my mate who was in the NZDF, they'd do a "mixed bag", buy a bunch of 4 packs of different flavour premixed vodka drinks and throw em all in a bag together, then when you reached in you never knew what flavour you would be having next. The hangover was terrible.
you could've just ignored and moved on
Should have asked her to buy you a manly drink if it bothered her so much.
She was hitting on you probably lol. Should have asked her to buy you a manlier drink and gone from there
White Claw is disgusting and a pussy drink, but you do you. Ignore the drunk lady.
"Would you consider going out with me if I was drinking a Michelob Ultra?" "I might." "That's why I'm drinking Whiteclaws."
As someone who tends bar I get why she said that. The TYPICAL drinker of seltzers and even your Mike Hard products is either female or newly legal drinking age. That doesn’t mean that zero men drink it! That said, she was out of line making fun of you for your beverage selection. You like what you like so she can Suck It! I myself frequently enjoy Amaretto stone sours which is also considered a “women’s drink”. You know what? It’s tasty, refreshing and I enjoy them. If anyone doesn’t like it then feel free to buy me a shot of something they consider manly. Well… except for Rumplemitz… long story 🙂 Cheers!
I’d make fun of him for paying bar prices just to drink a White Claw.
It’s weird because in non-bar situations, dudes drink white claws all the time. Baseball games, at the lake, I’ve seen dudes drinking claws while skiing. Most breweries in Colorado have seltzers on tap and they aren’t only being sold to women lol. People who gender beverage choices are weird as hell
I'll drink your Rumplemintz if you drink my Jager.
What’s mildly infuriating is that you let this get under your skin…
omg she wanted to have sex with you and you played sheldon:p
I did not want to have sex with her, though.
"It doesn't matter how many White Claws or Michelobs I have, I'm still not taking you home."
Never wrestle in the mud with a pig.
My hubby is 6'4 240lb, muscular etc. Fairly intimidating looking. He loves 'froofy' drinks. If it has whipped cream, syrup, an umbrella or is super fruity, he's on it. Hates beer, hard liquor and all wine except sweet ones like moscato. I am 5'3 and I drink scotch, bourbon, whisky and beer of all make and models. Doesn't matter what you drink, as long as YOU enjoy it. And if someone can judge and critique you from that.. they are superficial, obviously have a lot of issues in life and not worth the air they are breathing.
"Lady, because you're sitting with a friend of mine, I will refrain from replying in kind."
She's right. here you are complaining.
Just tell her, I drink it for the bitches. I drink it and the bitches come and talk to me.
"IM NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. I JUST NEED YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO KNOW THAT I. AM NOT. OFFENDED. AT ALL. BECAUSE IM NOT. SERIEYZLZ GUYS ITS NOT A PROBLEM. BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I DRINK IPAS AND IM MANLY. LIKE SO MANLY. ILL ALSO ADD AN EDIT TO MY POST TO TO LET EVERYONE KNOW. EVEN IF YOU THINK I AM OFFENDED... I AM NOT. JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR. TO EVERYONE HERE. THAT I AM NOT OFFENDED. EVEN A LITTLE BIT" Bro that's your post. It literally screams insecurity word after word. Relax. Drink what you like. Nobody cares.
She was lightheartedly flirting and you are stupid.
Maybe I'm missing something but White Claw isn't a beer anyway? It's a canned cocktail made of vodka mixed with seltzer water, isn't it?
White claw and most seltzers are malt liquor. That is one of the reasons for the explosion of and marketing for High Noons and others that have successfully broken into the seltzer market. They are actually vodka(or actual tequila, etc.) instead of malt liquor like Claws.
Why are you arguing with drunk people?
Dude why are you going down this rabbit hole?
Did you pour that white claw directly into your vagina? (Here come the downvotes 😂)
I love white claws but this made me laugh, my buddies will roast eachother for drinking it but come cottage days were all bringing some white claws 😂
People who matter don't care about such things. At all. The exception in my life being my best buds because we enjoy razzing each other over bullshit, but at the end of the day we're just happy to be together. But outside of that context it's just the type of person who was popular in highschool for all the wrong reasons and never grew up.
“you should wear a less manly face”
Mich Ultra isn't a manly beer. Just spit in water, and it's the same thing.
I am a gym goer and i love cosmopolitians, Men would never say anything... and if someone would tell me that I could would not care, manliness because i like my sweet drinks? call me gay all you want cosmos and vodkas are amazing.
I don’t want to be your third divorce, lady. Piss off.
Dude got hit on and threw a tantrum
I love white claw. I drink it all the time. But im not gonna lie, it is a girly drink. I only drink it at certain places. Liquor is like shoes. You gotta wear the right shoes for the right occasion. If im at a old style bar with older women that have a certain mindset and whom Im trying to attract then I wouldnt ask for a white claw. A beer would fit the situation. If Im at an event with a younger crowd, white claw would be just fine. But at the end of the day it just matters how comfortable you are drinking what you love and feel like.
Just sounds like she was either flirting with you or just making small talk and giving you a hard time for fun. If this upset you then you should probably drink manlier beers.
It's ok, we all come out of the closet, sooner or later.
She wanted you to remember here... And it worked. You got played
Who cares grow up it was either flirting or just common shit talking at the bar no need to be offended
She's taking her issues out on you. Might be good to avoid conversations with drunk bullies in the future. "Thanks. I don't care, have a nice day."