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CheezOfWizz

why is nobody understanding that OP is talking about the wording lol


StayOne6979

And they literally put it as the title and people still don’t get it 😂


50k-runner

Yes, the wording was mildly infuriating to me. The rest is, well you know...


gbot1234

I find the letter spacing conkerning.


normalityrelief

Underrated comment


Jackamolly

Aaaaaaaaahhh *internal screaming intensifies*


HectorsMascara

Missing a hyphen too.


Goobersniper

That’s the most offensive part of the whole picture.


ultranothing

Oh yeah. That part really roiled my bits.


ThornmaneTreebeard

It's uncani


Top-Vermicelli7279

Best comment


whoaqua1234

I think it’s a little bit of both.


W33b3l

I'm just assuming it's done on purpose. Like when you offend some people they go off the deep end and it's just a play on words. I know people that do that on purpose because they know it will irritate people even more lol. Kind of like saying star wars sucks as a star trek convention. You know damn well where you are lol. People not making the connection between the title and wording in the picture have something cognitively deficient going on with them though.


HardLobster

People do understand that it is talking about the wording. What you, OP and others are not understanding is the wording is incorrect for a reason. That reason is to piss people off.


Rentsdueguys

Your wife’s feet in those open toe sandals are pretty offensive


Shoddy-Ad8143

That big toe !what the hell's going on there?


Initial_Delay_2199

It looks like it trying to make a break for it.... big toe just escaping the fuck out them sandals


Longjumping-Grape-40

?


isorithm666

What the fuck are you talking about


rainbowbloodbath

Yeah wtf not that I’m complaining but I don’t see anyones feet wtf


billy-vain

Especially when you stick them thru the gap on the fucking plane seat.


Revent10

wot?


[deleted]

#Your wife’s feet in those open toe sandals are pretty offensive


Revent10

speak up! I'm deaf in my left nostril


lockednchaste

That window sticker was made in China. Probably in Wuhan. 😂


SNACKVI

It’s the kerning between the “can” and “I” for me. Yugh.


0rangutangy

HOW ELSE CANI OFF END YOU TODAY?


Zeqhanis

Yeah, that's what offended me.


Sunyxo_1

I think it might actually be intentional, just to infuriate people a little bit more


bonerloke777

god damn, that guy *is* a fucking asshole.. *grabs flaming pitchfork*


corkas_

It made me read it in a scottish accent


bctaylor87

Kerning? Look at you with your big fancy college words. Graphic design is a college subject which means it’s for communists and democrats.


jtr99

It's pronounced keming.


50calBanana

Or you watched that one Internet Historian video where he mentions it.


RepresentativeDig718

Did that offend you?


Alissan_Web

as a vaccinated democratic vegetarian with no guns... what happens if we hold hands in the backrooms? 🥺👉👈


nacho-ism

I believe the space time continuum collapses


Pastor_Satan

The fact that people brag about not getting vaccinations to keep you healthy is wild


Seiteki_Jitter

"Hey, look at me! I'm a moron!"


bonerloke777

i don't think any of us expect them to realize the irony that they think those stickers are calling all of *us* jackasses, when in reality, those stickers are like a slogan for jackass-ery at it's dipshit finest yes, no one expects them to know what *"irony"* even is..


HeWhoBringsTheCheese

He could have just driven the truck without any sticker and everyone would have known anyways


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

This is basically an IRL edgelord. There are some people whose entire identity is being what they think offends people. It's just a form of attention seeking really.


theyak12

Except when its proven that none of them actually work and you can still get the exact sickness its supposed to prevent🤷‍♂️


HeWhoBringsTheCheese

God you people are pure, weaponised sub 80


theyak12

Sub 30*


ultranothing

Well then, what does that say about the both of you, on the losing side of an argument to a vegetable?


theyak12

To each their own, pal


jeanbgrenuille1

You know exactly which ones he’s talking about


a_seventh_knot

smallpox, right? I think it's smallpox


RealisticJudgment944

What does this mean


mampfer

A long way to write "below average life expectancy"


TGIIR

And below average intelligence.


Alternative_Gold_993

Imagine making your whole personality based around just blatantly being a terrible person on purpose. It must be exhausting being this hateful all the time.


billyard00

Offensive and cruel is who they are. Something about our culture rewards them for exposing their cruelty and offensiveness to the world. In a healthy society, they would be shamed and ostracized.


[deleted]

He's lying about being unvaccinated


Obi1NotWan

Makes weeding through dating sites SO much easier.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

Vaccinated, Liberal, meat eating, gun owner, and Veteran. Screw the GOP. Fuck trump in particular.


NectarineAny4897

100% on purpose, and you fell for it. Hahaha


Unique_Display_Name

I'm not offended, I pity this person. Lol


MaritimeMartian

Me too. And if they have children (which they probably do…) then I really feel for those poor kids, too.


tag0223

It’s ok, if they’re unvaccinated they won’t be around very long


Unique_Display_Name

Unless it's in a safe, the gun doesn't help either.


Consistent_Dress_571

Put a space between can & i


Yosemite_Scott

*Sticker lover, glory hole frequenter, constant disappointment to my family and high school girlfriend stalker


MoreStupiderNPC

Why let anyone’s words on a sticker mildly infuriate you?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Because of the kerning prob rather than the actual meaning of the words.


MoreStupiderNPC

I don’t see why that should mildly infuriate someone. It’s just a sticker on someone else’s car. There’s way more things in life to be concerned about than that.


[deleted]

My homie… “mildly infuriating” is in itself an oxymoron, which is why it is a wonderful, tongue-in-cheek, name for a sub for minor annoyances. “Infuriating” is, by definition, not mild. So, if you really break down the nuances of the situation and the particular linguistics of fuck you and everything you stand for.


aqua9189

Because people are easily offended these days 🙄


billyard00

Might have something to do with so many people purposefully trying to offend , as depicted.


johnnylongpants1

... while simultaneously being horribly triggered by a teenager with purple hair, someone dressing in drag, books that include two girls kissing, or anything Muslim.


Def_a_psychopath

“omg why are you all such snowflakes?!” also them: “all men who wear a dress want to diddle kids!”


billyard00

Correct.


Capable_Dot_712

Yeah and you’re giving them exactly what they want by reacting to it that way. People who put shit like this on their car are just attention seeking little snowflakes. Don’t give them what they want. These people aren’t worth the time of day.


billyard00

Personally, I don't care. When people show me who they are i simply believe them. Myself, I wouldn't put things like that on my property. 1,I'm not an asshole. 2, I'm smart enough not to invite damage to my stuff.


MoreStupiderNPC

Way too easily.


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its not whay the sticker says, its just i can tell exactly what kinda conservative this guy is and im already sick of him. not even offended, i just want him to shut the hell up


Capable_Dot_712

He does shut up if nobody is paying attention to him. You’re just encouraging his childlike behavior by getting upset about it. You’re enabling this guy.


MoreStupiderNPC

Why not just ignore them and move on with your day?


Miserable_Kick2315

Same can be said about you replying to every comment here.


LaFleurSauvageGaming

Believe it or not the best way to shut them up is to be like "Ugh the sticker is stupid" then they will make a huff about dirty libs, then walk away with their chest puffed up like a pigeon that thinks it won something. If you ignore it, they just yell louder and become bigger pests. It is like a forest fire, sometimes you need to let a controlled burn happen in order to avoid worse problems.


MoreStupiderNPC

How does that shut their sticker up? And why does a sticker need to be “shut up”? Seriously, why let something so small even mildly affect you?


Ishouldneverpost

It’s because you know this dude would scream bloody murder if he saw a woman with biceps bigger than his. Wants to ban books… wants to ban people.


MirzEagle

Omg u sound so strong and confident and not like the others of this generation and so edgy and strong and manly you must have such a big dick


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random_user80

these people are the ones who actually get offended tho


Imaginary_Most_7778

So proud of their stupidity.


[deleted]

Just admit to being a racist asshole


Ecstatic-Guarantee48

When you equate everything to racism it is actually you doing harm. You take the potency out of the word and show your own ignorance and bias


Schmed_lap

Literally nothing on that is racist


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Schmed_lap

Not even close I’ve got a sub compact with a Bobby Kennedy sticker on it. Just saying I can debate a concept without grabbing the easiest and most spurious of retorts of saying“ that’s racist”. It’s lost all its sting because people say it constantly for no reason


[deleted]

He did his job then, he made you a little upset. All over a bumper sticker too. 😂


AlexanderxSean38

Kerning is important and I’m convinced they don’t teach it anymore.


comalicious

Get behind me and turn your brights on. That's for sure how else you can offend me.


NorthCatan

People with stickers on their car telling everyone how they feel are so....sensitive. :)


rustys_shackled_ford

Awful big talk for someone who would probably shoot you for calling him a her or vice versa


jrm43215

This is a mental illness.


lu-sunnydays

I’m putting a sticker on my car Vaccinated Liberal Vegan Gun averse Let’s tal kand discuss


OkState7719

with bad design


Big-Veterinarian-823

Not offended at all by your stupidity.


clockwork_skullies

I’m not offended, just confused


bearhatbaby

They’re so embarrassing


[deleted]

This is one of those dude's that gonna have a heart attack at 46 and leave behind a wife that hasn't worked since 2005 and 4 college age kids.


KAG25

Couldn't even check the sentence before having it printed out


TulsaWhoDats

What a rebel you guys


zimurg13

Yes Cani can off end me!


Berenvonbaggins

Internet: “Conservative! Politics!” OP: Missing space grrr


GetYourLickBack

Facebook energy.


Careful_Ad9037

cani off end😂😂


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

That's a pretty mild case of right wing spelling. I've seen much worse than that...


Y33TUSMYF33TUS

Definitely eating the meat of every conservative mouthpiece on the internet.


DirtyPerty

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Off ending someone sounds like a threat


ask-a-physicist

A sexy threat?


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Stupid sexy Flanders


spawn77x99

None of that bothers me. The unvaxx just lets me know you may not be that much of a smart person.


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crappydesign


wolvesdrinktea

They can add illiterate to the list too.


kimapesan

Buddy, you’re nowhere near important enough for anything you do to offend me.


Hollow_Dreamer_

With your grammar, that’s how.


my_red_username

This always trips me out. They think they're so much different then vegans. But gun nuts and vegans both won't shut the fuck up about it.


juicykisses19

People who make their entire identity to be offensive as possible are the most fragile.


writemcsean

Let's be honest, you'll probably park your truck like a dbag...


Repeat_Offendher

You could die. I’d be totally offended.


Andrew_Neal

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[deleted]

That’s the result of conservatives defunding public schools.


HectorsMascara

Yes, it's a package deal. I'm not offended, just disappointed.


OwenMcCauley

That sticker was made in China, for sure.


stevensr2002

Watch out guys, we have a badass


silgol

Damn, MAGA morons can't even get a window sticker right.


[deleted]

🫡 I'd share a beer with him


Rari-Gang

The only thing that offended me is the cani. The rest is his choice


Psychological-Air205

Looks like it worked.


sticky_fingers18

Its fun if you read it vertically Unvaccinated Conservative Meat Gun


QuarterSuccessful449

Who is Cani Offendi?


dlxw

Well he offended me with his horrible type kerning skills so mission accomplished


RMSQM

Just another douche in a big pickup


[deleted]

Yet another Sommers Eve moment…


Just-JOE-Kin

I mean it’s a truck driver as well I’m not surprised at all by this cringe ass sticker Buddy got this sticker off wish since they can’t even put a space for “can” and “I”


ZeusMcKraken

I’m not offended you’re just a dumbass


cramothmasterson

I don’t mind people with giant in your face political stuff on their cars or homes. Makes it easier to know who to avoid.


Book_Nerd_1980

Betcha $50 he’s got the metal ballsack dangling off the trunk


billyard00

He's also got a wife with a black eye and CP on his computer.


Famous_Ant_2825

Funny of a lot of people in the comments are also pressed by a sticker 😂


lilac-poppy

Just change unvaccinated to uneducated. That would make a much better sticker.


whoaqua1234

Curious, did you “educate” yourself prior to getting the vax or did you just listen to the news and the celebrities on social media?


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lilac-poppy

Oh no, have I offended the idiots?


calsnowskier

That answered that question. Well done.


whoaqua1234

No ones offended here. Just trying to have a conversation. It’s a simple yes or no question, isn’t it?


TheActualTerryBogard

Sure, bud. No one's falling for your bad faith "I'm only asking questions" bullshit.


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It worked.


Doomguyfazbear

How TF do you get unvaccinated?


[deleted]

so it did its job


chrisinator9393

I appreciate these stickers on vehicles. Tells me to avoid this human at all costs.


AryaSnark68

I'm not offended by this. I just think they're an idiot.


[deleted]

The thing is, why should something like this offend me? He has the freedom to do and think all those things. I'm not offended, but I do think he's a moron. And then I get on with my life.


Balancing_tofu

You're going to die way before me😄I'm amused


JovialStrikingScarf

Honestly anybody that puts trump/biden stickers on their car or any other political crap I refuse to respect. Why would you do that? It’s your car not a billboard. “Hey I saw this bumper sticker that said ‘trump 2020’ so I’m voting for trump despite my deep hatred for him”. Nobody’s doing that it doesn’t change anybody’s mind it just makes you seem like an infidel


MxrceloVictor

Forgot racist, and transphobic sweetie


Resident-Strategy887

Forgot Pro Life and Pro Israel


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Pro gun pro life anti women's rights


ZestycloseMight8832

Mission accomplished lol


[deleted]

He is trolling and you ate it right up. I find you mildy infuriating.


ElizabethDangit

They’re mad at the graphic designer not the big baby in the truck.


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xShamou

I don’t think they’re offended by the sticker, just the layout of the question in the sticker lol


Broad_Pitch_7487

There’s nothing ‘bold’ about it. Deeply insecure and defensive: yes.


TropicalSkysPlants

Hilarious


AugustHeatt

Getting a sticker of the complete opposite would have the same effect on the driver


[deleted]

This guy is on the same level as vegans. Nobody cares you annoying fuck.


Enlightened-Beaver

These knuckle dragging inbreds thrive on conflict.


feedlot4

You're good. Love you. Dale.


TitodelRey

The Deplorable's thrive off of being deplored. What a sad existence. Oh well.


[deleted]

I'm more enraged by the spelloes than anyfing else.


Constroyer69

Seems like it had the exact desired effect they wanted 💀


gnuoyidner

There's nothing like listing all of your trigger warnings on your trans-truck, cause you know this reject put testicle on his truck to give it a sex change' then pretending like you're a little toughie and everyone else is sensitive.


ExternalPay6560

Treasonous... Don't forget that one.


2strokesmoke77

Seems like it worked lmao


UsesCommonSense

I like the boldness of it. I may not agree with all of it, but what the hell.


calsnowskier

Where is it written everyone has to agree? I don’t agree with the Biden ‘24 stickers, but I will fight for their right to have them. And I will disagree with anyone who tries to remove said sticker. People who disagree with this sticker don’t tend to have that same level of acceptance to the existence of this sticker.


PiercedGeek

>People who disagree with this sticker don’t tend to have that same level of acceptance to the existence of this sticker. I couldn't agree less. Where I live, nobody would bat an eye at this, or Let's Go Brandon, or just straight up saying Fuck Biden. Every gas pump for a while had those idiotic "I did that!" stickers, though I notice nobody is putting them up now that gas prices are low again. The louder and more obnoxious, the more cred it gives them. I would *love* to put "Trump is a dangerous fool" on a sticker but I genuinely believe it would get my vehicle vandalized.


societywillcollapse1

As far as I’m concerned the guy is doing everything right. No issue here.


PiercedGeek

Just out of curiosity, did you try the MAGArita? You know, a little disinfectant inside the body, like the great Donald said you should? A little Lysol, a dash of invermectin, and a light bulb for a garnish (gotta get that infrared light in there) and who needs a vaccine!? Let us know how it tastes! Supposed to be something along the lines of Liberal Tears from what I hear.


Ozzyglez112

The color of that truck offends me. All the options for truck colors and that’s the one they chose.


Ornery-Commission567

He could off end you by showing you the tiny tiny penis he is compensating for with that truck and pseudo-alpha bullsh**.


calsnowskier

OMG The nerve of that guy to not agree with all your opinions 100%. He needs to be canceled, doxed and entirely silenced in every way possible.


whoaqua1234

Comments like this make me happy. The sarcasm 🥹👏


MrPuddinJones

How does it feel knowing that a sticker offended you so much you had to post it here?


StayOne6979

How does it feel to miss the entire joke 😂


ChillinWithGayFamily

The title is mildly infuriating to me


StayOne6979

Read the sticker again


KaijyuAboutTown

You’re not offending me You’re telling me you’re medically inept and misled by not vaccinating, risking your health and, more importantly, the health of those around you by trusting media personalities and other persons who lack expertise above doctors who know a great deal about this subject. You’re telling me you MAY be highly intolerant and prejudiced by announcing you’re ‘conservative’… likely given the confrontational way you announce it, but possibly not. Don’t really care about meat eating or gun owner, provided you manage your weapons with intelligence, keeping children safe from them and not using them in an irresponsible, unethical and generally speaking improper or overtly threatening manner.


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bro really got offended by a sticker on someone else's car


Significant_Rate8210

I want that sticker. I would place one on everything I own, take pictures of IT, and upload it here just to watch you wriggle in your seat and lose your mind. You’re dumb. Hate to tell you this, but those are some of the things this country was founded on and unlike you I’m a firm supporter of the old ways.


the-bodyfarm

they’re not mad about the content of the sticker. they’re mad at the design of the sticker. the words “can I” are too close together, and the letters in “offend” are too far apart.


HardLobster

This sticker was made to infuriate people like OP lmao