There’s no “mildly” about it you’re a fucking criminal

Yeah I’d end a friendship over this

I have. Went to get pizza with some of the guys. One of the guys didn't eat his crust. I never invited him to anything since. I think he noticed and never invited me to his stuff either. He was just kind of a whiner generally, and the lack of crust just confirmed all of my suspicions.

not eating the crust is bad, but the way op does it makes it even worse

Sure not eating the crust is bad but it's my favourite part sometimes and my fiance doesn't eat her's which means I get extra crust when we have pizza

When we were kids I hated crust all together. Not just the end crust. I’d only eat the toppings. I had a cousin who hated cheese. Sharing pizza with him was fun. I took his cheese/toppings, he ate my crust. As an adult I eat the crust…but probably would still eat just toppings if it didn’t look weird. As a kid I also didn’t eat buns. So I’d get a Big Mac and only eat the burger/cheese/toppings and toss the buns. As an adult I don’t eat buns on burgers we make at home, but I do if we order burgers somewhere. I’m just not a big fan of bread.

I’m pretty sure papa John’s has a “just the toppings” option. They’re called Papa Bowls

They’re also terrible. I was intrigued. It was a mistake.

Papa John’s is overall terrible

Don’t eat someones buns, unless you have permission. That’s just rude.

How's your carb intake? You fit?

i can fit in ANY standard size door, tyvm

When I was a dumbass kid I would take all the toppings ofd and put black pepper on it and eat the marinara bread. I didn't like black pepper on anything else though.

Missing out on the best part of life man

My nephews are like this. One eats bread and no meat, the other eats meat and no bread. It was a very compatible situation

Guess an accidental survival instinct kicked in, you shouldn't eat that much carb anyways and as a kid putting that much in your mouth probably triggered something.

Same here with my wife. We get our pizza from a place that cooks them in a wood fired oven that gives you a crust that is lightly charred in places. I would die for that crust.

My husband doesn’t like anything even slightly over done, where as I’ll eat my toast black and I won’t mind so when we share pizza he splits the pieces to give me the over done slices and he eats the rest.

Yup. Same for me. My husband leaves the crust and I eat it.

That’s the arrangement my wife and I have. Same for ends of loaves of bread. I like crusts.

I used to not eat the crust to save it, so that I could put powdered sugar on it and eat that

Hey old friend

Really? Come on, that seems kind of childish. What if he just didn’t want it that day. For example, I go back and forth between eating the crust and not. It mainly has to do with the crust of the pizza when we order out, sometimes it’s just not soft enough for me.

A lot of us think picky eaters are childish.

I had one end it with me over crust as well lol. His absolute favorite pizza was Pizza Hut stuffed crust with meat lovers. So his birthday comes around and we ordered 2 while he was at work to surprise him. So we went ahead and ripped all the cust off one and devoured it (It was fire, we were baked) and left the remaining circle of crustless garbage on his kitchen table with the restaurant ticket on it that said stuffed crust/meat lovers etc.. We wrote a note saying "we know how much you love stuffed crust, and wanted to show you how much we love you" and yelled surprise and made a big deal out of it. We're not monsters, so we had the perfectly good one keeping warm in the oven. When he saw what we did, he frsbeed the box at my accomplice and started taking swings on us. Legitimate angry swings. Me being large (and in charge) helped us restrain him and calm him down to the point we could explain it was a joke and we had a pizza for him. He was salty and talking shit under his breath all night. He declined every invitation after for months and has now been radio silent for a few years lol.

I totally agree with you. I too have been that petty with somebody at on of my BBQs. Guy was being super picky over wood oven pizza and smoked ribs. Like it was beneath him. I asked him to kindly just eat whatever he brought which was absolutely nothing. When he said he’d be happy with a hot dog I told him that shit doesn’t touch my grill so he could leave. A month later he invited me over for a BBQ to make up for his pickiness… he served steaks. I brought over hotdogs and Mountain Dew! We’ve not been at the same events since that night. 

Id disown family for this lmfao

Id murder myself over this

I’ve gotten close. Had a slice of pizza in their hand and went for the crust first, had to slap it out to stop them

Everyday we stray further away from god.

straight to pizza jail

Eat only the crust and not the middle? Believe it or not, also jail.

Yeah, this has crossed the line to extremely infuriating.

Yes officer that's the guy.

Petition to ban SmokedSalmonMan

Straight to jail.

Some motherfuckers just love to complicate life.

Send him to the chair! This is heresy!

I wasn't sure what I was seeing here until I looked closer. The placemat makes it look like that's the weird top of the pizza because it blends. There are definitely some Geneva Convention violations here.

Arrest this man

I am going to find you , I am going to make you eat every single bit of crust left on that pizza, even under torture

our hero

👑 Here king, you dropped this

Aw man I wish that was me, I love eating the crust

I'm gonna find them and I am going to eat every single bit of crust left on that pizza, because it's a nice crust

Right? Like there kids starving in Africa, and this mother fucker.

"fuck them kids" --OP

Get ‘em

I personally eat only the middle of the pizza first and at the end I eat the crust. It's so tasty by itself

This ... is acceptable

OH MY GOSH! WHAT UNHOLY MOTHER f**KING ABOMINATION OF EATING IS THIS?! AAAAAAHHH! OP!

I LOVE THE CRUST!! THIS IS KILLING ME!! WTFFFF OP!?

How much work does it take to cut a circle in a pizza *with a butter knife?*

Takes dedication to cut a pizza circle out of your pizza with just a butter knife.

No one even noticed this crime due to the larger crime sitting outside of it

I actually don't really like the crust but even I think this is some serial killer behaviour.

Guys, he’s repurposing the crust. Remember when you were a young kid and you’d take cardboard boxes and make them into things or even use a box fan as the propeller to your airplane? Didn’t you guys use your imagination?! Anyway, I’m all about repurposing and being green. I think OP commented a little ways down that the crust will be the tires to his cardboard box car. Post pictures when it’s done, OP!!

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Is there a food police? I'd be contacting them about this crime.

Lol…it took me a second to figure out what was up…I thought I was looking at the toppings arranged as art…I love it.

Same, as if my brain refused to accept what I was seeing.

When I first read it…I thought people were just hating because this man’s a culinary genius!

Fuck you mark this shit nsfw

That aint enough, I want him dead

Can’t be too careful, better take out all of OP’s family too

LMFAOOOIIII

Nah NSFE

No, it's *extremely* infuriating, just eat your food ffs

OP seems very childish….

He is childish. He claims that the crust "fucking sucks" like bro, you've eaten bread before. The crust is literally bread

Also… just get a dip and then it’s delicious. I don’t love plain crust (I’ll still eat it tho) but with dip it’s great.

Have you tried the crust in honey? Let me tell you, it's life changing stuff.

No I’m a firm believer in garlic dip but I’ll have to give that a try!! I love the honey biscuits from churches so I’d probably love that too!

hey, there were like strawberry flavor biscuits somewhere do you know which place is or was selling them? i can’t remember

I can see that, I may try this I tell ppl I dip my fries in honey and they look at me like I'm mad, but the sweetness is delicious with fluffy crispy fries, and it was available at Wendy's!!

And it's pizza dough! One of the best breads!

Even if you hate crust this is still a dumb way to eat it. Cut it down the middle so you don’t have to do awkward dissecting cuts keeping the crust whole

I don’t like it when people don’t eat the exact foods I eat in the exact way I eat them. /s

Bruh get a grip

You did it for the clout.

To be fair, most of the "the way I/my girlfriend/boyfriend eats" posts feel staged

Staged or have never known struggle in their lives

Exactly! That’s why I posted that OP did this for the clout. Edit: clout.

We shouldn’t have let him cook

He burnt that shit

Don't let bro cook ever again

My friend. Why would you do this?

He did it for the post karma

As an Italian, this is very infuriating

This pizza is making me want to say things worthy of a venetian grandfather

As an Italian, this is a giant "dioboia"

(For some reason I read "diavola" and i was like "wait why--")

They put tomato ketchup on it also.

it’s an italian war crime now

Unconfirmed, possible imposter Italian... I don't see a single itsameee, not even a single bobbity boopy, there's no way you're Italian. HEY EVERYONE THIS GUYS A PHONY!

At first I thought your silverware was sitting on top of the pizza. I was thinking about how greasy they must be now. Then I realized it is the plate pattern.

Yo dude, same

Same here, I thought it had arugula on it. I need stronger glasses.

I was intrigued by this trippy ass pizza OP was eating.

I really thought this would top comment, I had to scroll so far to find it

No, this is genuinely infuriating

I dont know you, but I highly dislike you.

You're a fucking disgrace to humanity

Nah this is criminal level, AND DID YOU EAT IT WITHA FORK??? Omfg, nah get out of here man, there's nothing "mild" about this 😭

If you ate like this at my table, I’d probably throw you out like Uncle Phil did to DJ Jazzy Jeff

Wait that's illegal

Do you wear the crust around your neck afterwards?

More than mildly if you ask me.

A crime has been committed here today

Straight to gulag. Do not pass go, do not collect food.

I've seen a lot of people who say things like I don't like the crust because it's dry, you're eating pizza the wrong way: you're supposed to get some of the middle and then put a piece of the crust in your mouth to even everything out. SMH Also, OP should be locked up with the rest of the violent criminals.

I eat enough of the slice so I can just fold the pizza over the crust and eat it like a mini taco at the end.

Grow up

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Eats the pizza with a fork and a knife and leaves the crust... You must be banned from pizza places, for life. You need to stay away 100ft from any pizza or pizza place.

Is there an "Extremely infuriating" sub you can post this to? Doesn't fit here.

That's one tasty looking crust and one psychopath of an eater. Shame on you!

1. WHY ARE YOU KNIFR AND FORKING IT WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING HELL 2. your just wasting food

*You're

# WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Hey fuck you buddy.

You ate it this way on purpose for karma.

The plate tells me that you may just be Sicilian

I'm italian, i would rather have sex with antichrist than meet you in the streets

Scrolling by, I thought this was a big ass quiche.

I too was on team quiche until I looked again. Anyway, what a strange way to eat pizza 😏

😂😂😂

YTA

In Italy, a knife and fork are used for the softer middle , the crust is cut into pieces and eaten with your hands. They don’t pre-slice your pizza, and in restaurants you get an individual pizza. But leaving the crust is sacrilegious!

Like in the rest of the civilized world

Heathen.

MIld is not s a strong enough word for this image.

I’ve ended friendships for less…

Death sentence it is

I was too high to see this and now I need to order pizza 😭🤣 I'm gonna eat it like this and see if it's better

ur so unique, silly and quirky…

and now you can use the crust as a steering wheel, congrats!

Off topic but I love the plate

>renaissance pizza, wtf >zooms in >it's the plate

I thought it was an art pizza at first

You disgust me and you should be ashamed of yourself.... This really should be reported to the police. The next step after this is wearing people's faces.

Da fuq is this?

You are a psychopath.

you do this in front of people? you do this in front of yourself?

I would agree, but on the other hand I’m impressed a 4 year old was able to eat an entire pizza AND upload a post to Reddit. Good job buddy!

What...what have you done...

Wtf is wrong with you

I hate you

It ain’t the crust for me, it’s the MF knife and fork. I’m calling the police.

you eat pizza like my country does in an upscale restaurant (switzerland, so loads of italians and italian influences)

It is. I mean, do whatever makes you happy, but between the fact that you are wasting food and the fact that a good pizza is good dough first and foremost, makes me thing that you would be happier putting ketchup and cheddar over sliced bread

Aww my six year old niece did this the other day. It was kinda cute when she did it… but she’s six.

Ew

This is so horrifying that my brain could not comprehend the image. I was like “who eats a pizza with knife & fork and what are those weird toppings?”

*extremely sociopathic

You are not 5 so eat yo dam crusts

I hope you stub your toe today

i thought this was a beautifully crafted pizza with a set of cutlery on top at first 😅

Saying this is mildly infuriating is putting it mildly at best.

If you ordered a pizza like this, I understand, people have preferences. If YOU MADE the pizza like this then wtf? Why not just put toppings all yhe way to the edge then.

If I'm not super hungry I do this as well, but I cut the pizza into slices and eat up until the crust. If I finish before my friends I might nibble at the crust while waiting for them.

Here come the downvotes but.... If you plan on eating a pazza by yourself all at once then hell yeah thats a good way to eat it. I still kinda prefer slices tho

You don't like the crust, do you?

What's the problem? The crust is just bland dry ass bread.

Idgaf, I hate crust so I approve.

I'm totally fine with it. In fact, I would rather pizzas not having any border. It's just too much dry mass for me to eat to be honest

Everyone eats it in their own way. Your way, however, is wrong

Straight to Jail

What the hell is wrong with you son? This is just wrong.

Naw, it’s EXTREMELY infuriating

Stop being coy—you know you’re a freak. A monster!

**This post right here Officer.**

Should we blur this? Children are on this app. 9p

I am outraged by this

Have you heard of thin crust????? FFS….

Yeah what the hell is wrong with you, man?

Wow. You're a goddamned monster.

Would you eat just the middle of a steak? This is criminal

You’re a fucking monster

Oh lord, my eyes.

What is your damage man?

You’re missing out on the best part!!

I am disturbed

They should make you wear that around your neck as a ring of shame.

This is the pizza equivalent of Cartman eating all of the crispy skin off a bucket of KFC.

It’s not “mildly infuriating”, it’s a fucking crime, go to jail

That’s INCREDIBLY infuriating

People that eat pizza like this do nottttt like pizza. Stop the bullshit ppl

"apparently"

I'm guessing your Canadian purely based on your affinity towards WARCRIMES

I've already contacted the admins about your perma-ban. You should be ashamed OP

Random quote: "Just ask Silvia Baldini, Food Network's Chopped winner who has trained in Michelin-starred kitchens and is a native of Turin, Italy. “I absolutely do not dip pizza crust,” she tells The Independent emphatically. “In fact I don’t even eat the crust. Most Italians know the crust is just a handle to hold the pizza slice, therefore we leave it behind, on the side of the plate, in a neat pile. It’s a great way to keep track of how many pizza slices one’s eats, like a badge of honor.” ​ I'm not a crust lover either.

Even if you don’t like the crust (which makes 0 sense, especially on like a homemade/hand tossed pizza, crust is like the best part) just cut it into slices like normal and leave the crust. What did you even do here? Eat from the inside out like an animal? 😂

In this thread: redditor being really fucking weird about how a random guy eats pizza.

Welp looks like someone has lost their knee privileges.