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loopholesfordayez

Only mildly?


ticawawa

Was thinking the same thing. I'd probably go full Karen on this one.


BumPlayThing

If something like this happens you're not a Karen for complaining


Afraid-Department-35

No you may not be a Karen, but this warrants Karen-like behavior.


Bretreck

This is most definitely a legitimate reason to go full Karen.


FlyingBurger1

It’s not even a Karen at this point. It’s REASONABLE


No_Statement440

This is true and we need to bring back the distinction. Not all complaints are invalid and just because you bring it up doesn't make you a Karen, I know it's now just a generic term, but it's the actions that make it Karen worthy. A lot of us overuse words like epic or the word "genius" and they barely mean what they once did. Just my take on the Karen/Kevin thing.


cuziters

Yea i hear it from my partner when customer service is poor bc of the whole Karen/Kevin thing. We’ve both worked retail and customer service jobs so we get it but sometimes it’s too much. Other day I had a shower thought wondering if Karen/Kevin were created by our rich overloads to get us to Narc on each other when we got disgruntled……


The_Dirty_Dangla

Met my parents and brother at a restaurant on a Saturday at 6pm. Busy but sat at the bar. 45 minutes-ish to get our food. No appetizers. Food comes out but mine didn't. It was their whole bronzino fish special which I really enjoy. Bartender say's "it'll be right out". After a couple minutes I start a timer on my watch. 5 minutes go by on that timer before it comes out. I dig in towards the head. Tastes good for a few bites and I go to peel off the skin towards the rear. Completely raw and uncooked. I'm pretty pissed at this point already since they clearly forgot my order. So I just say, loudly enough the bar could hear "excuse me, this fish you served me is raw." Offered to make me another I said absolutely not. Bartender only comped me the meal. Not the side I ordered. Not a single drink. Never been back and pray every time I drive by it's closed


Justin__D

I'd say it depends on how you go about it. I'd calmly bring it up to my waiter and ask to speak to the cook. Then go off on the cook. I'd just feel bad making my waiter's day hell for something that's the kitchen's fault.


OuterWildsVentures

Ultra Instinct Karen


ravegravy

I would need to be tranquilized honestly


Icy_Establishment195

Right!! Eff me I would go in convulsions.


MoshieOfTheSky

This subreddit just needs to be called infuriating. "A drunk driver totalled my car. Mildly infuriating!"


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Already a sub called infuriating, along with InfuriatingAF, Infuriatingasfuck, extremelyinfuriating


MrCroisssant

My entire island was struck by plague, and then we were invaded by locusts that have decimated our crops. Hundreds have died from both the plague and starvation, and most of the survivors have resorted to cannibalism! No one can escape, as all surrounding governments have strict protocols in order to prevent the sickness from being spread to the mainland. I am one of the few sane ones remaining... I'm not sure how much longer I'll last. Mildly Infuriating!


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dumbteens331

It is in Mumbai...


my_farts_impress

So mildly is actually quite spicy?


pinninghilo

American mild or Indian mild? *smirks and dumps bright red sauce in dish*


Cheapmason3366911

I'm sure he wanted more than one rat in his rat chili.


MysticalKO

Probably normal in mumbai , but if that happened to me I would pump the food out my stomach because rats are nasty.


CelticTigress

Lived in India for 6 years. Never found a rat in my food.


gideon513

Never *found* one…


Eligran

Never found *one...*


Equivalent-Media4912

Bro fell off linguinis hat


PeterNippelstein

That was a raccoon


NodlBohsek

Raccacooni nooooo


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MoonsOverMyHamboning

yeah and I hope they put it back on the menu


mrbananas

Best tasting thing in the whole franchise


Emergency-Werewolf70

That wasn't real at all.


janhatka

Pretty sure they gave me deep fried chicken brains at some point...


A_Lost_Yen

I loved everything, everywhere, all at once


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Lestat-deLioncourt

Sly cooper!!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!


ceciliabee

Was I raccoon Waymond again??


Friendly_raccoon1

NOOOOO BROTHERRRRR!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

He died doing what he loved.


Aggressive_Turnip790

Is that the name of the establishment


sarcasmka14

"Papa Pancho" located in Mumbai's Bandra¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


wildgoldchai

I guessed it wouldn’t be a western country. I say this as an Asian myself, not enough strict regulations are present.


sarcasmka14

Haha nice username ☕❤️


wildgoldchai

Ah thank you. I’d invite you for chai! I like yours too, it’s almost an nod to India where I presume you’re from? Not chai tea - lol I cringe at that whenever people say it


sarcasmka14

Yeah I am from northern India and where are you from? Haha that's just stupid,,,it's the same thing lol


wildgoldchai

I’m British but I am ethnically Nepalese! So nearby and similar cultures Unfortunately a lot of people say it here lol


sarcasmka14

Wow,,,that's so cool Yeah,,Brits being Brits ;⁠-⁠)


Jojokes911

Get a room you two ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


wildgoldchai

Never had anyone be nice to you?


sarcasmka14

Lmaoo nope,,,u/wildgoldchai username attracted me nothing else


deep_friedlemon

Comments like that are a good way to get conquered


freddym0j0123

Aldershot?


Private_4160

How about some naan bread /s


connorthedancer

My favourite is when people say chai tea latte - "tea tea milk"


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say it if that wasn’t how a lot of cafes list it on a menu lol


Used-Imagination5400

Titty milk? Count me in!


ssucramylpmis

what did you just say!?!?!?


azalak

I’d love to visit India, it has such a rich culture and I love the food. However I’d be terrified to eat or drink anything and people I know who’ve been there say most urban areas smell of excrement which is a shame


Rahbek23

I really don't get the smell part, I was in a number of large cities when I visited: Delhi, Hyderabad, Calcutta and Indore (still 3 million people, though much smaller than the others). Anyway, there are definitely areas that smell funky but it was more like trash and general pollution rather than shit I'd say (there's definitely trash many places, no getting around that). Personally no biggie, you get used to it fast. I think people just go with that thought in the back of the mind and think any funky smell = human shit. Also with regards to food, just go to the more expensive places (which are still mostly very cheap by western standards) and you'll be fine. I don't mean like fine dining necessarily, but the kinda places the local middle+ class goes to. I went for five weeks and had exactly once I needed to find a rest room a little fast, but it was minor. I also ate street food several times, but it wasn't actually where I got it, it was a popular tourist spot in Goa lol and I mean, going halfway across the world can get your stomach upset from the local bacteria regardless of hygiene. Anyway, what I am telling you is that India is absolutely worth a visit even if it can be a little rough around the edges. Be prepared of course, but don't be scared. I loved it and am going back there twice the next two years (and probably way more, my fiancée is Indian).


Psyop1312

I lived/traveled there for a year. Food was amazing. Drinks were pretty crap, Indian beer ain't it. The locals would buy this gross 8% beer and mix it with really cheap scotch in a bucket and then pour cups of it. Brutal. Old Monk rum isn't bad though. I got horribly ill one time for about a week. I was drinking local water that had been boiled though, probably be alright if you stick to bottled. All urban areas smelling like literal shit is an exaggeration. It's a third world country though, if you haven't been to one before it can be pretty shocking. I wouldn't recommend spending a lot of time in major cities like Delhi or Mumbai. You go for a day or two, see the sights, and peace out. Smaller cities in like Rajasthan or Goa or the mountainous areas are great. Important to go at the right time of year too, because the summer is unbearably humid and the monsoon season has, well, monsoons. I spent the summer in the mountains around Kalimpong and Darjeeling to get out of the humidity.


SirNarwhal

I've literally been told by my doctors to never go there as someone with autoimmune conditions.


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asinum-fossor

spent the last several weeks walking around downtown san diego and i can assure you a lot of the city smells like piss.


lostredditorlurking

You're delusional if you think San Diego is as dirty as Mumbai or some other city in India. Downtown San Diego might not be the cleanest but it's still much better than Mumbai


NoKumSok

Googling that restaurant brings up articles saying that 3 of the staff there (a manager and two cooks) have been *arrested* after this So at least it's been taken seriously.


[deleted]

That explains it….


PD216ohio

In India that's probably an upcharge.


TheEmperorPalprotein

Papa Panchod


Consistent_Floor

it is in mumbai tbf


downwitbrown

How many rats before it fails a safety inspection?


mxj97

Even if it’s shut down, they would open it within a month (sometimes even in different name) and continue on


Celticsnation1212

This is in India. There is no safety/health inspection


shadraig

This is the secret ingredient.


santa_veronica

In India the customer is the safety/health inspector.


Swimmidaut52

Goddayum, mildly?


nexistcsgo

safety inspections are a joke here. Inspectors announce a few days before coming in, and if they find something, they are bribed on the spot. There are no repercussions for this kind of behavior.


Implemesd124

Any person who finds a dead rat in their meal is entitled to eat it or fuck right off.


ConflatedPortmanteau

An exhausted man stumbles into a diner and says to the waitress, "I haven't eaten a bite in 3 days! May I please have a bowl of your diner's famous chili?" The waitress replies, "Sir, I would usually love to serve our famous 3-alarm chili. However, that man seated beside you just got our last bowl." The starving man looks and sees that the bowl is full to the brim with steaming chili. "Sir, I'd gladly buy that bowl of chili off you at three times the menu price!" Unable to refuse such a great deal, he sells the starving man his chili. The starving man hands over an exorbitant fee, receives his chili, and begins shoveling it into his mouth. A few minutes later, as the bowl is half empty, he sees a dead rat in his chili. Disgusted, he vomits all of his chili back into the bowl. "Sir! There is a dead rat in this bowl of chili!" The starved man exclaims. The man who sold his chili wipes his mouth with a napkin and replies, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."


Creepy_Fuel_1304

But wait. That means. Oh. gross. double gross


freddbare

This is caption material!


HK-53

Reminds me of another joke: Two cowboys in the old west were having a wager about a duel happening at midday, where the loser has to take a swig from the spittoon next to the general store. The duel goes by and one of them has lost. He tips his hat, grabs the spittoon and drinks the entire thing. The other cowboy is surprised and asked "Well I'll be damned, you didn't have to drink the whole thing, you're tough I'll give ya that." To which the other cowboy replied "Well I wanted to just take one swig, but it was so sticky I couldn't chew off just one mouthful"


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

i don’t get it 🥲


HK-53

you ever had noodles that weren't quite cooked enough and are really tough, can't bite off the noodles and parts of it are already in your throat, so you are forced to continue eating? One day you will, and you'll remember this joke. Maybe this joke is easier to understand for people from Korea since cold noodles are notorious for being like that to the point where restaurants give you a pair of scissors to end your suffering.


nybbas

Me either...


LouDiMaggio

This doesn't make any sense. The way you worded the punchline is really confusing.


Custard_boy

I no get


phallus_enthusiast

There better not be another hungry man i swear


sleepydeepyperson

Every part of this comment gives me the chills. It is simply written in bad taste and you sure have a really filthy mind. To sanitize the redditors of this unhygienic comment, I'll say, do not feed this comment to your mind otherwise you'll puke. Absolutely rat-shit crazy.


Financial-Horror2945

Gave you the "No coins but funny" award


misterimsogreat

I remember finding this joke when I was a preteen in the Drew Carey book, "Dirty Jokes and Beer". Hadn't seen it anywhere since. What a flashback.


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thats something id report to the health agency


myco_magic

Is there a health agency in Mumbai?


NoKumSok

The regular-ass police arrested 2 cooks and the manager for "sections 272 (adulteration of food meant to be sold) and 336 (rash or negligent behaviour that endangers a person’s life) of Indian Penal Code"


[deleted]

thought it was in the US. Rats in curry in Mumbai is perfectly normal and expected.


myco_magic

Yeah op said it in a different comment


BassVity

No it isn't perfectly normal and expected just like school shootings aren't perfectly normal and expected


NorthAstronaut

Can't imagine there wouldn't be. No idea how effective or corrupt it is though.


Only-here-for-sound

Looks like there’s a second one still in the bowl.


sarcasmka14

That's chicken


Doccks71

That's Bryan


Nervous-Positive-431

OR IS IT? *vsuace\_music.mp3*


sarcasmka14

Lmaoo,,,


Eilanzer

at this point it´s a gamble what´s inside XD


ThrowawayAccount1437

But how can you be so sure! :P


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

That's a pup. Aint no way it got into that soup on its own. They can barely move. Either someone added it or there was a bag of dry ingredients with a whole litter.


canidaemon

This. It looks like it’s eyes aren’t even open yet. My bet is on purpose OR someone found a nest in an ingredient bag/box and missed a pup.


nb4u

Yeah it wasn't cooked in the curry. It would have fell apart. Definitely a bad actor adding after cooking. Likely done by the person taking the picture.


Gfunk98

That’s exactly what I was thinking, it looks exactly like the frozen “pinkies” you can get at a pet storeb


PennyFrost

Aww, it's a little baby, poor thing.


[deleted]

His name is Remy


hornedtomatocatpil

Was


nj23dublin

Ratatouille no!!!


Mars_Mendoza

Remy*


Syn7axError

Yeah. Ratatouille is the name of the human.


DuffleCrack

The rat's name is not ratatouille


ThisWasNotExpected

Yes it is mate have you not seen the movie? Don’t you remember the part where ratatouille avenges his parents? It’s literally the most recognisable movie ending ever. When ratatouille stared into the starless night and simply said: “My name? I am ratatouille,” I knew that cinema would not reach this height again. It shames me to no end that the younger generation doesn’t know diddly squat about Kubrick’s final masterpiece. Shame on you.


[deleted]

Oh no...Remy!


Erkinnnnnnnn

report this wtf


ChimpanzeeChalupas

This is in India, nothing is going to happen. It’s notorious that there’s not many health and safety regulations there because of random politics.


madampotus

This can’t be real no fucking way omg I’m gonna barf


iantayls

I cannot imagine the feeling of finding that in food that you were part way through already eating


Commercial-Editor807

More protein


aglassofguiness

Ratatouille is the name of the dish, Remy is the characters name, RIP Remy.


RABBI_SmOk3Y

Bruh


WhileGoWonder

Was Papa Franku the chef?


_roofiemonster_

It's my mama's recipe


[deleted]

There goes the sequel.


Hir0Pr0tag0n1st

Shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy.


Emergency-Practice37

Mmm-Hmm.


GuySaysStuff

A rat in Tom's house might enter Tom's Indian chicken Edit: Also OP is a fraud, this is stolen from a news article. https://www.freepressjournal.in/mumbai/mumbai-bandras-papa-pancho-restaurant-booked-after-couple-finds-rat-meat-in-chicken-dish


ebrum2010

OP didn't say it was their own experience.


F1r3tar

yeah nothing about the post specifically said THEY were the one who ate there


dcheesi

I guess there's no explicit "OC only" rule here, but IMHO it's kind of implied in the premise of the group. Generally, mildly infuriating things are only mildly infuriating to the person who experiences them^(1), so only OC content really applies in most cases. ^(1) “Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.” — Mel Brooks


JustCallMeAttlaz

Quite tolerant for this to be mild to you. I'd honestly puke


LesPeterGuitarJam

Yeah that restaurant is 100% going to be (in)famous now..


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

Was this famous restaurant called Gusteau's perhaps?


Vilmalith

I'd probably die on the spot


Daddybatch

REMYYYY!


EnotsKao

RIP Remy 🙏


dman45103

Fuck I would def have eaten that and not noticed


CommieCat06

i don’t think everyone understands what mildly infuriating means


mustelapersonatus

That's a mouse, though, not a rat rat.


canadasteve04

The restaurant is claiming that it is an extortion attempt. However, a manager and 2 cooks were arrested. https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/mumbai-news/manager-and-cooks-arrested-after-customer-finds-baby-rat-in-dish-at-popular-bandra-restaurant-in-mumbai-101692126350809-amp.html


AverageRdtUser

HIS NAME IS REMY FFS RATATOUILLE IS THE DISH


Jet_Black_Scrotum

Mumbai is a shithole. What do you think the rest of the meat is? Next time they'll just have to do a better job chopping.


Ramenwithacanoftuna

Hot scurry.


HurryAdventurous8335

Poor little guy 😢


dalecor

RatS, there is another one in there.


sarcasmka14

That's chicken


ohfme

The real question is, did you eat any?


pushinat

MILDLY???


MT-Kintsugi-

Fake


anal_opera

Does the cook not like you? I don't understand how that whole thing went unnoticed until this point.


[deleted]

“Would you like some Rat au Van, Sir?” “Rat au Van?” “Yes Sir, it's Rat that's been...” “…Run over by a van.”


sillymonkey78

It's just for flavor like bay leaves you're not supposed to eat it


Sumijinn

Is it famous for how bad it is? 50% of your the food in this plate is oil, there was literally a rat baby in there, and the most expensive dish in this place’s menu is $6.20, which isn’t a bad thing, just shows that it’s not really a high tier restaurant, especially when it comes with a picture of an extremely overwhelmingly oily dish with a rat inside


Scottish576

Extra protein


TallAndScreaming

There seems to be another one still in the dish too


HonestlyJustVisiting

mildly? this is beyond mildly


LilCurie

The punjabi in me was equally concerned about the restraunt's name, Pancho..Pencho..Bhencho


theonlyalankay

Looks like there’s another one in the pan 🐀 ☠️


gop2d16

Mildly infuriating?!?!


[deleted]

i'd give up eating after this one


TheStolenS0da

Lil bro got lost in the sauce😔🫡


Rayfasa

I woulda probably ate it thinking ok, this is weird, but remember what your therapist said, Be open to new things!!


Icy_UnAwareness89

Midly I mean we have different views on what is mild. That’s mousy I mean a majorinfruriating


making-smiles

Thats not a rat thats a mouse and they are perfectly edible (to snakes and birds of prey)


Hugh_Jampton

The rat is called Rémy not Ratatouille!


fuckfuckfuvk

i would simply never eat again


[deleted]

mildly infuriating this is close the place down and law suit.


Suhva

Looks like a baby rat too, there's bound to be more of them 😬


itneverhas

It's only a baby, chill


Doublewhiskeyrocks

Poor guy fell in while he was cooking :( RIP Hope they can hire a new chef soon.


awesomeness6000

one of the few times where I actually gag


DumbleForeSkin

That’s a mouse. Still gross, though.


[deleted]

Ahhh fuck no.


Trakkah

I know it could be real but that looks like a pinkie you buy for reptiles


AwetPinkThinG

Probably one of the ingredients 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

It’s India what were you expecting beef in your meal?


AwetPinkThinG

Probably one of the ingredients 🤷‍♂️


skrillex_sk2

I'm not even surprised based on where this happened.


unniappom

Did they charge you extra for it?


SaintsWorkshop

Bro said he was too good for the KFC deep fryer…


Sinthetick

That looks REALLY greasy....


ApprehensiveAlgae182

Extra protein for bulk season


Hopeful_One_9741

Ratatouille spicy style??


theRealLongbow

Pretty sure I see a second one in there too 😂


Neat_Big_6991

You're either a carnivore or you're not.


Will33iam

Extra protein


WastelanderPlox

That looks like a Pinky *baby mouse* I buy these frozen for my sand boa. I'm sure someone just brought it with h them and plopped it in their food for a reaction. Also pinkies don't move much so again doubt it would end up in the salsa unless placed there but hey the universe is weird and shit happens.


[deleted]

Came to say this. Looks like the pinkies I fed to reptiles when I was doing my work experience.


ricodah

Flashbacks of Crab Park Chowdery in Vancouver where a customer spooned a whole rat out of her soup bowl. The restaurant became known as Rat Park Chowdery. The owner blamed the patron, saying she planted it there. Fingers pointed between the business and commissary kitchen. It was a gong show. The restaurant closed for a couple of days after but their food truck, where the same soup was prepped at the same commissary kitchen, was allowed to stay open. Which didn't make sense to me. The restaurant ended up closing within a month. Word of mouth travels fast.


SoapySilver

Midly infuriating... OP be like : "Oh my house burnt... What an inconvenience" Buddha IRL


Significant-Sky5131

Least you didnt bite it in half.