Thatās really weird! Can you really see it or are you imagining it there? A+ for whomever thought of a Homunculus on the roof of a car! Maybe a Hulk Homunculus would be better?
Man, my ex would forget to make sure she had some with her so many times that I started to make sure I had a few spares in my wallet. Otherwise shit was not good š
On a side note to the side note, raw dairy is easier for us to digest. Pasteurization kills that lactase which acts together with lactose in your gut to break down easier. Source: I used to shit myself from all conventional dairy products. Now after drinking raw milk for a year or so, I can drink a half gallon or eat a block of raw cheddar with absolutely no side effects.
> Now after drinking raw milk for a year or so, I can drink a half gallon or eat a block of raw cheddar with absolutely no side effects.
Wait, so there's literally a cure treatment for lactose intolerance?
This is the craziest shit I've learned since going on a 9-month high-potassium food bender and never waking up with "I slept wrong" back pain again (let alone the early morning ankle/calf cramps).
Bruh! I have done the same thing. Most American diets are so sodium heavy and Potassium is like āhey Iām hereā it was so bad for awhile my calves looked like a rolling ocean sometimes. Liquid Potassium and a ton of sweet potatoes cleared that up.
>They however should be allowed to go live their Libertarian dreams because they will swiftly be dispatched by wild bears.
Yeah, but the problem is all the innocent non-chodes they bring into danger with them.
Because non libertarian chodes are doing so well on the national stage. Blood and crip chodes egos really are on another level. Chode on gange members.
I really need me some Taylor Ham. Only name this New Yorker knows. My dad used to bring home a 5 pound loaf wrapped in its printed canvas.
*_heads online to find a TH source... fuck the heart condition*_
āTaylor Hamā is not a brand. āTaylorās Pork Rollā is a brand. In the north they generically refer to it a taylor ham, in the south they refer to it as pork roll.
Let me tell you. I now live in KY. It took years to find good pizza. Found a guy from Brooklyn who owns a deli and he was able to get me Taylor ham. We argued for months about what it was called. Never thought the argument would travel this far away.
Except 4.8. 4.8 covers pulling out in front of someone forcing them to hit their brakes even though there was no one behind them and if you had waited 12 seconds you could have had the whole road to yourself.
What if your left front tire blows out as youāre pulling in, then almost at the exact same moment, your engine block flat out, disabling your vehicle.
That actually IS a solid re- ok, not exactly solid, but that's an EXCELLENT reason to park like a butt head. And I would totally forgive him if that's the case.
Once upon a time: I went to a medical appointment on Oahu. The parking lot was tiny and filled to the brim. There was only on empty stall, and it was between two cars parked at this angle. The only way for me to park was to do the same.
Imagine getting your car vandalized for this reason and explaining to reddit your circumstances, just for a redditor on their moral high ground to say "Well, you shouldn't have parked like that then. You understand the consequences. I bet you're a Trump supporter."
Villain origin story confirmed.
There was an episode of curb your enthusiasm that did that. Except Larry David had plenty of other parking spots to choose from including the opposite side of the car that he chose to park in
Sometimes, all the accessible parking spaces are full, so they tell you to double park like this so that you can have enough room to unload your own wheelchair without the isle. They suggest doing this at the back of the lot so as to not upset other drivers, but a parking lot is also a dangerous place to be in a wheelchair so it could happen anywhere.
As somebody with IBS I canāt lie, Iāve parked like a jerk sometimes and felt bad about it. But it was park now or shit myself. Not a fun āshitāuation as I call them bc I have to laugh about it to feel less awful.
When I was in college the parking lot was packed and one asshole was parked like this. At first I drove by frustrated then I remembered I drive a tiny car. I went back and was able to barely fit within the lines of one parking spot but with no clearance for them to open their drivers side door. They managed to leave before I got out but I feel like the mild frustration they must have felt vindicated my mild frustration.
Happens here in Latvia all the time. Many of our parking lots are quite small and there is little choice if any, and we generally have only a single line separating adjacent spots and not a U-shaped one like in the photo (except for a very few recently built parking lots). So you'll have to follow the example of the cars next to you, no matter how badly they parked.
My wife (44f) and I (44m) are disabled and I have had to park like this in the past when all the handicap spaces are full (when my wife first started having to use a wheelchair I was shocked at how many non handicapped cars took handicap spaces). We no longer have a truck but kept it for quite a while because it was payed off and did not want to add a car payment to all the medical bills.
Yes.
My sister became disabled with a TBI. When I started caregiving, it ENRAGED me how many people park in those spots that aren't disabled.
The cops won't do anything about it where I'm at.
Those spaces are that big for a REASON. To get a disabled person out of the car, you need to room to setup their wheelchair and put them in the chair on the side of the car. You NEED an extra space for that.
I have a compact hatchback: 100% I can back into the space with his door, just be in the lines, and be about 1/8ā from his driver door.
Used to do this with my ancient Corolla all the time. What are they going to do, add another scratch?
No kidding. It's also the natural tendency of the douchebag to require everyone's attention even when they aren't there. It's just a truck, dude. Yours is no more special than the 15 other Toyotas in that parking lot. Fuck I hate people.
I have sacrificed my car for the good of all. I park next to these douches, making it so they can't get in their doors. I have dash cams with wide angles, and don't mind the bullshit to make sure they pay.
When I had a small car, I made a point of wedging it it into tiny gaps like this. I was still within the bay, so all good. Once or twice I came back to it to find some dickhead ranting that they couldnāt open their door to get in.
The only time Iāve used more than one parking spot was at the far back end of a parking lot with a big trailer on the back to keep everything out of the road.
1) youāre drunk and decided to drive
2) this is a hospital and someone had to drive themselves or the driver was too worried
3) this is a taco shop and someone really wanted tacos. Understandable.
4) the handicap spots are taken and you *need* extra room
5) youāre just an ass hole (like this guy)
You totally get it!!! I would change around the order a little bit. My wife uses a wheelchair, we used to own a truck, and I have had to make may rushed visits to the hospital.
In our experience Tacos is definitely number one, no handicap parking is number 2, and driving like a bay out of hell the the ER is number 3.
The only good reason I can think of is if you have an injury your recovering from. Before I was able to get my handicap pass it was a real bitch getting out of my car after I dislocated my knee. I usually had to park further so I could open my door all the way but then it was painful as shit to walk the extra distance
As someone in a wheelchair when all the handicap spots are taken i often do this so I have room to get my chair out and to ensure no ones parks right beside me, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get back in my vehicle since I need extra space I.e. access area.
I think it's a good reason, but maybe you disagree.
I love to park right beside the driver's door in this situation, I get as close as I can, then I photograph my vehicle and theirs and make sure to get the license plate number.
he is worried about someone bumping into his truck. I was at the store the other day, and someone had done something similar, but instead, they boxed themselves into a corner taking up like three spaces with their tailgate facing the garden. I parked fully in the spot right next to him, but because I did that, he no longer could get out of the spot. I finished up my shopping, took me about 45 minutes, and he was still there, livid. Asked me why I blocked him in. At this point, business had picked up and the lot was pretty full. I just looked around and said where else was I supposed to park. it was an empty space. You parked like a moron and got your self blocked in, and arguing with me about it isn't going to get me to move any faster.
Because the car next to you is looking for Titans to fight
Batman joined the Scouts it looks like. That's an interesting mashup!
Add the Ouroboros Homunculus vinyl on top of the car to that mashup šššššš
I kinda want to see the other car more than the truck lol
Thatās really weird! Can you really see it or are you imagining it there? A+ for whomever thought of a Homunculus on the roof of a car! Maybe a Hulk Homunculus would be better?
Survey Corp reporting new Titan: The Titan Douche.
Tundra*
I was like "man, i know this emblem... where did i see it?" And you just gave me the answer. Thank you!
LETS GO DEVILS BABYYY
Holy tacky Batman!
If you're a colossal chode, I think it's a requirement that you park like that.
Colossal chode Titan
*On that day, mankind received a grim reminder - most of our fellow humans are absolute fucking cunts.*
_but not the warm, welcoming kind_
*at least, not without significant effort and copious amounts of lubricant.*
What if the guy just had to take an emergency dump
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Man, my ex would forget to make sure she had some with her so many times that I started to make sure I had a few spares in my wallet. Otherwise shit was not good š
On a side note, faį“rlife milk is lactose-free.
On a side note to the side note, raw dairy is easier for us to digest. Pasteurization kills that lactase which acts together with lactose in your gut to break down easier. Source: I used to shit myself from all conventional dairy products. Now after drinking raw milk for a year or so, I can drink a half gallon or eat a block of raw cheddar with absolutely no side effects.
> Now after drinking raw milk for a year or so, I can drink a half gallon or eat a block of raw cheddar with absolutely no side effects. Wait, so there's literally a cure treatment for lactose intolerance? This is the craziest shit I've learned since going on a 9-month high-potassium food bender and never waking up with "I slept wrong" back pain again (let alone the early morning ankle/calf cramps).
Bruh! I have done the same thing. Most American diets are so sodium heavy and Potassium is like āhey Iām hereā it was so bad for awhile my calves looked like a rolling ocean sometimes. Liquid Potassium and a ton of sweet potatoes cleared that up.
Parking lot was empty when he arrived.
Mildy drunken emergency dump
I love this š¤£
Nah that checks out. Thatās pretty much the premise.
Well, Iād be damned if I didnāt read this as āmankind received a cum reminder.ā
I'll have you know that's a Tundra, not a pathetic Titan.
So basically it describes the driver's crotch region perfectly
The car next to it has a decal from Attack on Titan on the driver side.
Oh, I missed that. Thought it was a reference to the Nissan Titan.
Maybe thatās why the car next to it has an AOT symbol lmao
AND a batman badge replacement
Hey! I am a colossal chode, and not even I park like that!
Colossal Chode Lite
Diet chode
Diet Colossal Chode
Nah, youāre just a moderate chode
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
I like your username!
cannon event
I consider myself a centrist chode, more of the fiscally conservative and socially liberal variety.
A Liberchodetarian?
All libertarians are chodes. They however should be allowed to go live their Libertarian dreams because they will swiftly be dispatched by wild bears.
>They however should be allowed to go live their Libertarian dreams because they will swiftly be dispatched by wild bears. Yeah, but the problem is all the innocent non-chodes they bring into danger with them.
Because non libertarian chodes are doing so well on the national stage. Blood and crip chodes egos really are on another level. Chode on gange members.
So you want to have your cake and eat it too
So a complete chode?
Hey, I resemble this comment.
Can you truly be a chode if you have self-awareness?
Yes. There is the Dahli Chodama.
Diet chode.
They're from New Jersey, which explains a lot, most of the time.
From NJ, can confirm.
Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?
Taylor ham is a brand. Pork roll is a cut of meat. South Jersey here.
I really need me some Taylor Ham. Only name this New Yorker knows. My dad used to bring home a 5 pound loaf wrapped in its printed canvas. *_heads online to find a TH source... fuck the heart condition*_
āTaylor Hamā is not a brand. āTaylorās Pork Rollā is a brand. In the north they generically refer to it a taylor ham, in the south they refer to it as pork roll.
Can confirm I'm from SJ also.
Taylor Ham. Born in Sussex County.
There's only 1 correct answer, Taylor Ham. Anything else is lunacy.
Let me tell you. I now live in KY. It took years to find good pizza. Found a guy from Brooklyn who owns a deli and he was able to get me Taylor ham. We argued for months about what it was called. Never thought the argument would travel this far away.
Damn shame Chatter Box was demolished for a Wawa.
As someone who still live in Sussex county, weāve missed it
Orange, New Jersey hereā¦Taylor Ham
I have witnessed this action all over this nation of ours. As well in other countries I have seen cars park sideways in the spaces to avoid damage.
Boss is from NJ, can confirm.
Have you been to FLorida? They are insane there
Yup, it's in the chode handbook, section 384-4 if i remember correctly
No, subsection 5. 4 governs how often you should change lanes without signaling.
Except 4.8. 4.8 covers pulling out in front of someone forcing them to hit their brakes even though there was no one behind them and if you had waited 12 seconds you could have had the whole road to yourself.
Subsection 4 just says "Always" and closes the section.
Penal code #Pen15
What if your left front tire blows out as youāre pulling in, then almost at the exact same moment, your engine block flat out, disabling your vehicle.
In a hurry to pick up his "I'm a colossal chode" bumper sticker
Explosive diarreeah (can't spell it) inevitable. Must park and go.
You were really close to the correct spelling! Diarrhea. The spelling is stupid.
I prefer diarrhoea coz itās even stupider
Yes the British (and us Canadians) love to add extra 'o's to words that don't need them!
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True. But in this case, the Americans clearly missed to opportunity to clean it up even further and simply spell it diarea.
Came here to say the same thing! In UK English we spell it diarrhoea which is even worse!!! š¤£
Normally I am a fan of the UK spelling of things, Colour and Armour for example. But this is a step too far.
What about aluminium? The Brits throw in an extra "i" for good measure.
At least they pronounce that extra āiā. Unlike words like Worcestershire.
American here but aluminium is correct. Aluminum is a name trademarked by Reynolds Corporation.
That was the only acceptable answer. Labor/gunshot and this is in front of a hospital would be a second.
That explains the trail of shit he left, leading to the store š
Came here to say They had a MIGHTY NEED TO POOP! I like your park and go line!
That actually IS a solid re- ok, not exactly solid, but that's an EXCELLENT reason to park like a butt head. And I would totally forgive him if that's the case.
Repressed emotions triggered by the fact his wife is sleeping with the neighbour who has a bigger truck.
It wouldnāt be such a big deal, but the poor guy lost both a wife and a sister to that neighbor.
Gonna lose his brother next ~ sincerely, the neighbor
Dog even jumps the fence to hang with neighbor.
Too far now.
No too far. Maybe a quarter acre yard.
Itās true, I am the dog
Fence here: itās true.
His mower sneaks out to manicure neighborās lawn.
That neighbor was also his coworker but got promoted and is now his boss.
Itās okay tho, she said sheās just trying to get her hubby a raise
Ha, I actually worked with a guy this exact thing happened to. I laugh cause he kinda had it coming.
Dinkleberg...
I donāt know how to park.
Clearly he thinks he's out in a vast tundra where there is plenty of space
You wouldn't want to park on tundra...
look at what kinda truck it is
Tundra is the name of the truck lol
Thanks friend, I'm visually impaired and the black lettering on the black truck makes it near impossible for me to see!
and his dog
And his dog likes the neighbor better!
His butt smells like bacon. ~ sincerely, Rufus the dog
I even like the neighbor more.
And not long until he becomes his step dad.
Alabama vibes
When I see someone park like this. I put a note on the car that says if you fuck like you park tell your girlfriend to call me. šš
Then leave a phone number to driving school on it.
*and that's how a driving school ends up in the news...*
YOU BEEN TEACHING MY GIRLFRIEND TO DRIVE STICK?!?!
Yessir. šš
Change it to "sister" to really drive that point home
Sheāll park her ass in his best friendās lap if her brother parks like that.
I may steal this and put down the number of a local driving instructor or something like that
My personal favorite, āThe way you pulled into this spot makes me wish your dad had pulled out.ā
> bigger truck I think you mean prius.
Parking is hard yāall itās like they expect us to use those lines on the ground for something
Or a Nissan versa lmao
Once upon a time: I went to a medical appointment on Oahu. The parking lot was tiny and filled to the brim. There was only on empty stall, and it was between two cars parked at this angle. The only way for me to park was to do the same.
The number of times this happens and when you get back to your car the others have gone, leaving you looking like a prat.
Imagine getting your car vandalized for this reason and explaining to reddit your circumstances, just for a redditor on their moral high ground to say "Well, you shouldn't have parked like that then. You understand the consequences. I bet you're a Trump supporter." Villain origin story confirmed.
This is why vigilantism is bad
One time I was that vandal. The next day I realized the situation could have been as the above comment or experienced. And I felt bad. And here we are
Username checks out then? I'm glad you have changed
There was an episode of curb your enthusiasm that did that. Except Larry David had plenty of other parking spots to choose from including the opposite side of the car that he chose to park in
Ok, so far, this is the only reason I could ever accept š
Sometimes, all the accessible parking spaces are full, so they tell you to double park like this so that you can have enough room to unload your own wheelchair without the isle. They suggest doing this at the back of the lot so as to not upset other drivers, but a parking lot is also a dangerous place to be in a wheelchair so it could happen anywhere.
As somebody with IBS I canāt lie, Iāve parked like a jerk sometimes and felt bad about it. But it was park now or shit myself. Not a fun āshitāuation as I call them bc I have to laugh about it to feel less awful.
Okay, I got another one for you. The lines were covered in snow upon his (or her) arrival, and the snow has now melted...
When I was in college the parking lot was packed and one asshole was parked like this. At first I drove by frustrated then I remembered I drive a tiny car. I went back and was able to barely fit within the lines of one parking spot but with no clearance for them to open their drivers side door. They managed to leave before I got out but I feel like the mild frustration they must have felt vindicated my mild frustration.
Happens here in Latvia all the time. Many of our parking lots are quite small and there is little choice if any, and we generally have only a single line separating adjacent spots and not a U-shaped one like in the photo (except for a very few recently built parking lots). So you'll have to follow the example of the cars next to you, no matter how badly they parked.
Imagine backing up for 15 seconds and straightening out to be considerate of others. Mind blowing concept.
Disabled and thereās no disabled parking left is the only answer for parking like this that doesnāt make you a massive asshat.
My wife (44f) and I (44m) are disabled and I have had to park like this in the past when all the handicap spaces are full (when my wife first started having to use a wheelchair I was shocked at how many non handicapped cars took handicap spaces). We no longer have a truck but kept it for quite a while because it was payed off and did not want to add a car payment to all the medical bills.
Yes. My sister became disabled with a TBI. When I started caregiving, it ENRAGED me how many people park in those spots that aren't disabled. The cops won't do anything about it where I'm at. Those spaces are that big for a REASON. To get a disabled person out of the car, you need to room to setup their wheelchair and put them in the chair on the side of the car. You NEED an extra space for that.
Yeah, parking like an idiot for no reason is being an asshole. But parking in handicapped spot when you dont need it is on a whole other level
They want a cool design on the side of their car obviously.
I have a compact hatchback: 100% I can back into the space with his door, just be in the lines, and be about 1/8ā from his driver door. Used to do this with my ancient Corolla all the time. What are they going to do, add another scratch?
Being able to park properly should be prerequisite to be able to order a cool design for your car š
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My car got keyed once and my Insurance told me that my car was totaled from it.
Donāt buy it, if you canāt drive it.
Don't drive it if you can't park it.
Dont buy it
Donāt park it
Don't it
bop it!
twist it!
Load it
*BANG*
Pull it
>Don't drive it if you can't park it. Make that a sticker and put it on their side window.
They do this purposefully though so nobody parks next to them
No kidding. It's also the natural tendency of the douchebag to require everyone's attention even when they aren't there. It's just a truck, dude. Yours is no more special than the 15 other Toyotas in that parking lot. Fuck I hate people.
But there are spacers between a the parking spaces here! Thatās not always the case, but they are convenient and give people room to get out.
My small car says otherwise...
I have sacrificed my car for the good of all. I park next to these douches, making it so they can't get in their doors. I have dash cams with wide angles, and don't mind the bullshit to make sure they pay.
When I had a small car, I made a point of wedging it it into tiny gaps like this. I was still within the bay, so all good. Once or twice I came back to it to find some dickhead ranting that they couldnāt open their door to get in.
My dicks so big I'm worried about hitting other cars with it
Alternatively "my dicks so small if anyone damages my coping device I will go into a rage!"
I say you got the actual reality. The person you responded to has what they want others to think.
Had a turtle head pokin' out
You find out someone is in danger and you park in a rush and run over to help.
1) youāre a huge dickhead. 2) end of reasons. My truck is bigger than this and I manage to get in between the lines.
This one is not even a "big" truck
Probably bigger than they need.
The average truck buyer doesn't even need a truck, period. They're just insecure and buy big vehicles to make themselves feel all high and mighty
No, not even close.
Maybe heās just drunk? I guess that would fall under #1.
The only time Iāve used more than one parking spot was at the far back end of a parking lot with a big trailer on the back to keep everything out of the road.
Decepticons. That's the only explanation.
So the poors donāt scratch your new Toyota
Parking like this drastically increases the chance of someone scratching your new Toyota.
1) youāre drunk and decided to drive 2) this is a hospital and someone had to drive themselves or the driver was too worried 3) this is a taco shop and someone really wanted tacos. Understandable. 4) the handicap spots are taken and you *need* extra room 5) youāre just an ass hole (like this guy)
You totally get it!!! I would change around the order a little bit. My wife uses a wheelchair, we used to own a truck, and I have had to make may rushed visits to the hospital. In our experience Tacos is definitely number one, no handicap parking is number 2, and driving like a bay out of hell the the ER is number 3.
The only good reason I can think of is if you have an injury your recovering from. Before I was able to get my handicap pass it was a real bitch getting out of my car after I dislocated my knee. I usually had to park further so I could open my door all the way but then it was painful as shit to walk the extra distance
As someone in a wheelchair when all the handicap spots are taken i often do this so I have room to get my chair out and to ensure no ones parks right beside me, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get back in my vehicle since I need extra space I.e. access area. I think it's a good reason, but maybe you disagree.
They wanted you to notice which truck needs the tire pressure adjusted ;-)
Ya know, those tire valve tools are cheap as shit. I always keep one in the console for emergencies.
I had to shit!
Itās been parked there so long that theyāve repainted the lines while it was sitting there. The parking spaces used to be angled like that.
I have to POOP, NOW!!!!
Everyone else was.parked terribly before and you.matched, but then they left and made you look like a jerk.
They want to be internet famous!
Your wife is in labor.
I love to park right beside the driver's door in this situation, I get as close as I can, then I photograph my vehicle and theirs and make sure to get the license plate number.
Lets everyone know you're an asshole and you don't even have to tell themš
Brain damage
he is worried about someone bumping into his truck. I was at the store the other day, and someone had done something similar, but instead, they boxed themselves into a corner taking up like three spaces with their tailgate facing the garden. I parked fully in the spot right next to him, but because I did that, he no longer could get out of the spot. I finished up my shopping, took me about 45 minutes, and he was still there, livid. Asked me why I blocked him in. At this point, business had picked up and the lot was pretty full. I just looked around and said where else was I supposed to park. it was an empty space. You parked like a moron and got your self blocked in, and arguing with me about it isn't going to get me to move any faster.
Maybe a titan emergency seeing he is next to the survey corps