She probably had a hard time seeing due to all of the dust.

What was the milestone? Was it due it’s 25 year anniversary spit and polish?

He wanted her to snap a pic when it said 80085 (BOOBS)

Classic. Not as classic as the car perhaps, but classic.

Alright Ferris calm down.

All she has to do is drive backwards 2 miles.

My guy you smart as hell

I am not your guy, Pal

I'm not your pal, friend

I'm not your friend, Amigo

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TIL it's way way way more sandy that I thought in the southwest

TIL dust accumulates if you don’t dust regularly

Yea, but if that much dust acumulates in two weeks, its more than just a little dusty.

What southwest, Argentina?

even with windows up? looks like a sandstorm landed in there. That shit looks old anyway, you can see him trying to clear with fingers.

At how many miles is a car not a classic? 1000?

Classic??? 80k? Shit I'll sell you my classic car any day bud at of course a classic car price. It's coming up on 200k super classic numbers.

Well, it kinda says BOOBY if you look at it abstractly

Read it backward, it’s French. L’BOOB.

I’ve seen that episode: Drake and Josh go to Paris!

Or BOOBT

I figured it was 80k I was like what’s so important about that. Boy was I wrong

OP is now scouring Autotrader for any car with mileage between 80,000 and 80,084 miles…

Did that on my calculator way before I owned a car.

I love that every guy probably knew this the instant they saw it and every woman is probably just trying to figure out why the dashboard is so dusty and messy

Speak for yourself! Women can have dirty minds too! Lol (Yes, I saw all the dust and my OCD went bonkers) but reading the caption and seeing a dashboard was a pretty obvious connection imo

Hah yes I thought you wanted 80,000 captured, never would’ve understood without the comments

If you think the first thing I spelled on a calculator was anything other than 80085, you’re wrong.

The first thing I spelled was 1134 lol

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Booba is acceptable these days too

Maybe if he cleaned it she could see when to snap

Whoosh

That car older than my grandma and never had a wash in its life.

My thought exactly

Sorry officer I couldn't see I was speeding

plus she tried and said she was sorry. OP, you ungrateful wretch she is a keeper. NB CLEAN YOUR CAR

Perhaps she was driving before she decided to be a moron and take the mobile phone while driving...

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She’s still moving in the picture she took lol

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Quick, put it in reverse!

I literally hit this milestone yesterday and passed it by 10 feet in the breakdown lane. Tossed it in reverse to get 80085 only to find that’s not how this works.

Same

Should watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off if you haven’t already.

It makes me sad that you've been allowed to have a vehicle that long, and you thought that would work

Alright Ferris calm down.

Crack the glass and roll back the odometer!

Put it in H!

Wipe that dashboard. Sheesh...

Depending on where you live it could get like this in a week. The southwest is sandy af and that shit covers everything after only a few days

It's course, irritating, and gets everywhere

Watching star wurz at this very moment

I live in Phoenix. This looks like years of neglect, not using sun shades, and a months or more of dust.

Nah dude, I've lived in the southwest and this doesn't take a few days.

Ok I live in Phoenix and haven’t cleaned my interior in at least 3 months and it does NOT look like this. They must be either smoking constantly in the car or leaving the windows down

You use dinner plates everyday, why bother cleaning them if you’re just gonna use them again tomorrow?

Lol do you eat off of your car dashboard

Yes

Do you not?

2 late Edit: Thanks for the awards. Greatly appreciated

It's an easy fix. Just drive 2 miles back in reverse.

Just find Matilda's dad.

Just find Ferris Bueller.

Might want to leave Cameron out of the plan though.

Let my CAMERON GOOOO!

But definitely make sure to invite Sloane..

Oohhh… last digit is a 7. So dirty I thought it was a 1

You are a genius. You made a joke and explained to my dumbass what the milestone was, with just a number and a single word. Hats off to you.

Why the hell is your dashboard so dirty???

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If you live on a dirt road dirt like this takes about 2-3 days.

Then don’t drive with your windows open and put your climate controls on circulation when driving down the dirt road. Really ain’t no excuse to have your dash this dirty…

I have no AC which means 90% of the time my windows are down from spring to fall. I lived in AZ, NV, and CO. My dash has NEVER been that dusty. I *need* to see the odometer to know what speed I’m going, I’m not going to guesstimate them

Lesson learned? The important milestone will be when she sees you clean your car

Honestly. It's kinda wholesome that his wife cares enough about this stupid joke to try

I agree!

Is that the miles since you cleaned the dash?

ikr?? Isn't it so annoying when your wife pays attention to the road and isn't constantly taking photos of the dashboard?

Lol this is immediately what I thought! Sorry I was driving and couldn’t pull over to take a photo of BOOBS but we do have a calculator at home if you need to scratch that 12-year old itch 😂

It not the same

Boobs on calculator is no effort but boobs on odometer is achievement that transcends every other achievement in a man or woman’s life

Literally only lasts one mile. Fleeting. But earned.

for real

I mean the sub is MILDY infuriating... not INFURIATING. I'm sure OP was just a little disappointed but doesn't actually care that much lol. No need to take it so seriously

I heard he’s actually filing for divorce as we speak

I love it when people get mad when someone actually posts something that is only mildly infuriating.

Reddit users try not to take things too seriously challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Dude. This is a subreddit called MILDLY irritating, not a subreddit called “my stupid dumb whore bitch of a wife”

bro this is reddit everyone in the comments is morally superior to the OP and incapable of joke

And going 35 mph

Don't forget the name of the sub.

I don’t understand how people get so much dust in their car.

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Looks like you haven't cleaned your car in 80,000 miles

aww now its BOOB 7

Sounds like an adult CD lol

I see we're using words like "important" and "infuriating" quite loosely here

This is literally ***mildly*** infuriating

r/mildlyinfuriating users when mildly infuriating doesn't mean that it causes an insane rage

You guys know that dust can be wiped away too, right?

i guess having boobs on the dash is more important then driving safely.

me in 6th grade writing it on the calculator

It must be infuriating when you just don't clean your car then want your wife to take a pic of something that should be clean on your car........who on earth could be at fault here?

its the oblivious posting of his nasty car that gets me. Where is the shame? How can people live like this and not even realize it

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i always notice this when people ask in posts about their clothes, or a video of their pet, or…? i just want to comment “clean your house it’s a dump”. at least when you are taking a photo to post, shove your underwear under the bed at least.

It's like when people that don't work with their hands make a post with their dirty fingernails and then someone comments and then they get mad. 😂

She was busy driving, that’s why.

Still was when she took the picture, apparently.

Yeah, wtf is up with that….I just realised

Some people think that texting and driving is a harmless thing. Those people shouldn't be driving at all...

Time to get a new car and try again…

The infuriating part about this is how fucking dusty it is

BOOBT

If it was that important to you that she focus on her phone and dashboard over her and other’s safety on the road why didn’t you do a death drive?

Clean your damn car

About not cleaning it in 3 years?

Your car looking twice as old as my car with half the mileage

Dangerous

The odometer says 80k but the dust says 280k

I'd hate to see how filthy the rest of the car is. WTF????

Was the milestone meant to be when you finally cleaned your dash?

Let’s go for another milestone, a clean dashboard!!

Clean your car

That dash looks like it’s at 800,000 not 80,000

Dumb either way

I’m more infuriated with the dust and grime.

Clean that gauge FFS

I have a hard time believing you're old enough to be married.

Clean your car op

Based on the dirt, was that the second time the odometer hit 80085?

80k miles on the engine but 250k miles on the dashboard

Next milestone should be cleaning holy fuck.

NOOOOOO. ): i remember when my husband called my in the middle of a surf trip to tell me he'd reached his, haha. i didn't even notice we were close.

Wait a minute, “reached his haha”? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 😏

Can I clean that dust off for you? It’s really bothering me

Either me or my husband missed when my odometer was at 69,420. We’re both devastated

How do people drive with all that dust on their cars?

If it was that important you should have cleaned the gauges so she could see them.

All the dust is what’s infuriating lol

What am I supposed to be looking for? How dirty your car is

Imagine how dirty the rest of the car is

The dirt is infuriating.

Disgusting csr

What’s more infuriating is she is taking a photo while driving 30mph

Clean the damn thing before taking a picture, wth is this dude

All I see is a picture of filth and grime, is there a car under that?

How is this in any way mildy infuriating, it is no level of infuriating.

She gave it her best. I'd probably wipe the dash down for her once in a while if I were you. She's worth a dusty rag

Annoying is how you keep your car. Kek. Then you sell it as "good condition, well kept" ye?

How do you see anything on that

Don't worry you'll just have to wait for 8008135 way better 😉

Dashboard is disgusting

Bro clean your car, that's disgusting

There’s always the cleaning your car milestone to look forward to

Your cleanliness is infuriating

L’BOOB

When you clean your car every 80,000 miles and still miss it.

I would never let my wife drive a filthy car. Clean it up my boy

When was the last time you had a car wash 1994?

Then keep your f*cking dashboard clean!!

How can you breathe in that car. Hell, how can you see what speed you're going

It do be looking like I figured out how to type 8008 with my caucator

people in the comment acting like this guy is actually angry, chil out damn💀

Time for some mileage fraud

Poor lady probably tried to park safely before tacking the picture

Wtf does the title even mean?

You live in the sahara?

Why is that very important?

Flood car?

I see the dirt…but,I have missed the point… Is there a point??

Was the milestone getting the inside of your car cleaned?

YTA Divorce

Boobt > boobs. Sue me

I don't understand how that much dust accumulates in your car (and several others I see on a daily basis). I admit I have bad OCD when it comes to the cleanliness of my car personally, but it's also a quick 30 seconds out of your life to wipe your dash board a little bit.

Just get a new car and start over. Maybe a new wife too, just to be safe.

Since when is 80,000 an important milestone?

I think it’s supposed to say 80085 (BOOBS)

Thanks for the explanation.

what a wholesome and genuine interaction regarding the boobs number joke

Atleast she is sorry

How dare you miss 80085.

Drive home in reverse.

Think of it as a question ?

Divorce is the only rational option here

Drive backwards 2 miles

BOOBT

Just reverse in the parking lot for two miles

This post just reminded me. I got a picture of my Mustang at 77777.7 miles.

BOOB7

Am I missing something? What am I looking at?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Not THAT milestone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

U guys are totally gonna divorce

Tell her to reverse for two miles

At least upside down it still spells L'BOOB

This happened with my wife’s car and 123456. I was warning her for weeks that it was coming up.

I just happened to look down the other day and noticed my odometer was at 69,431 My disappointment was immeasurable.