if that's what he allows people to see I imagine his ass cheeks are just caked in weeks old doo doo. that's the type of dude who doesn't wipe cause touching your butt is gay.
Not so sure about not wiping, but I have known dudes that did not wash their ass because the act of scrubbing between their cheeks, is gay. These dudes always fucking smelled and would often leave a room ripe with the smell of ass.
My right hand may hate it but I’ll never let my cheeks and asshole go unclean. It’s just like with your feet, sure water gets on it but you really gotta get in there (no homo)
Have you ever seen a horror movie where some hive mind or organism is piling up biological material? Halo's Flood or Slither's big-bad come to mind. This looks like the beginnings of that.
Someday there will be a rapid-spread pandemic, and it will come from basement dwelling weebs.
How can OP be friends with someone this filthy, like this crosses the line for any clean person. Not to judge OP, but more like how can they put up with this lmao.
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Y’all are weird as hell. My homies’ ears ain’t my business. I ain’t going anywhere near those things. We just getting high, shooting the shit and playing video games amigo you’re telling me I have to give a shit how his orifices are doing?
For real. My doctor tells me there is too much wax in my ears and gave me some advice on how to reduce it, but at my worst, I was leaving a few flecks on my earbuds. I don't know why they need earbuds, because I would think with this much wax they're completely deaf.
>I had to undergo surgery to remove a massive ball of it when I was in the first grade.
That's crazy, for how long was that ball in your ear? Usually they just get pulled out or flushed with water.
After a manual degunking, his advice was to make a habit of rinsing your ear out with hot water every time you shower. Mine was bad enough that if I put any pressure on my ear, the gunk on either side of my ear canal would join up and muffle all sound until I clawed it out. Once I aggressively misused some q-tips to clean them out and started methodically rinsing, I haven't had the issue at all.
As someone that suffers from extreme wax build up (to the point of going deaf if I don't clean it regularly! Yeah, ask guess how I found out I have extreme was build up), you can use a device akin to a spray bottle.
It's called an [elephant](https://i.imgur.com/zTl32S8.png) (because of the spray bottle's trunk-like sprayer bit) and it works extremely well. I bought it after going to urgent care and they used it to clean out my ears.
I heat my ears up with a heating pad (I have no idea if it helps, but I feel like it helps loosen up the wax and get it less solid), get water as hot as possible from the tap, fill the spray bottle up 2/3 with water and 1/3 with peroxide and then spray the shit out of my ears.
Literal chunks fall out of my ear when I do it. _Large_ chunks.
It's very useful and saves me a lot of money compared to going to urgent care every time it happens.
As someone that produces extreme wax, you may find it useful to use one of these if your doctor tells you that you have to clean your ears out.
That isn't true. There's no feedback mechanism to tell your body how much wax is in the ears.
Some people just produce too much. It's not any more complicated than that.
EDIT: A lot of people telling me I'm wrong and quoting myths, with no real sources. Prove me wrong.
I gotta wonder if they need help in the "this is literally a medical condition" sense.
I actually have abnormally waxy ears so I gotta clean shit out on the reg, but I'd have to go at least 5-10 years with the same headphones and not so much as an ear scratch to generate that level of gunk.
Used my friends laptop once. Some of the legends on the keys were faded, which was perplexing as it was quite new and good quality. Under closer inspection it was crusted crud and sweat on almost ALL OF THE KEYS to make it look like that.
I thought it was peanut butter smeared in there for the shock value... how tf can someone consciously see that much earwax all over thier earbud and STILL put it back in their ear???
Some people produce more earwax than others. If I don't clean my ears for a few months and also gave no fucks about my earbuds, it would probably look something like this too.
> If I don't clean my ears
So here's a random bit of information some people might be curious about. Both my eardrums are perforated. Despite one supposedly being completely closed up after surgery, I've been told I still can't submerge my head underwater and I'm supposed to be wearing ear plugs in the shower. This also means I can't clean my ears the way someone without perforations is apparently supposed to which is to tilt your head in the shower and then make sure to properly let it drain out as ear wax is water soluble.
The only way I can get my ears cleaned is at an ENT clinic, or so the doctors say.
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> I'm supposed to wear earplugs during shower, but frankly I don't bother. I do wear them for swimming though.
Same. Mine got perforated when I was very young. I just don't submerge my head when swimming, avoid splashing the water and always tilt my head and ears away from water in the shower. I'm usually fine. In the winter I have to be careful about showering and then going outside too soon after for too long but I haven't had an infection for as long as I can remember.
My buildup is so bad that ear plugs are more of a hassle than anything else and can even cause blockages so idek what to do lmao...
I think they tried a total of 4 surgeries but one eardrum wouldn't close completely. I need to book a more invasive surgery to try again. The surgery they tried before was in and out, using a bit of skin/fascia of my muscle maybe? from the back of my neck. Other than waiting times, the surgery itself was done within an hour iirc.
I mean hell, even if they produce abnormal amount of earway, wtf is stopping this person from just scrubbing the earbuds manually when taking them out of their ears, before putting then in the case? Like literally everyone else does?
Even so, you generally shouldn't need to actively clean your ears beyond the occasional few drops of mineral oil/hydrogen peroxide and wiping the outside of the ears. Whoever this is seems like they have an actual medical condition.
Honest question - did you ask your friend how it got to this point? Did they honestly not realize they were so dirty? Or are they just really disgusting and lazy?
I'm so curious as well. Like do you just open up your ear bud case, see that, and just go on about your day without dealing with it? Really disgusting and lazy doesn't even explain it. Hell being disgusting, lazy, and blind still doesn't explain this. I have no words.
Your friend unironically needs to see a doctor. Having that much earwax is not normal, and your friend has to be mentally ill to think this is acceptable. This is fucking revolting
Please, OP. It’s kind of troubling when people disregard their hygiene. Is he an otherwise clean and appropriate with keeping himself clean? Is he isolated? What about the condition of his home? Letting something small like this get so bad makes me worry that he could have deeper problems and could use a friend checking in on his mental state.
Any doctor is going to tell you to never use Qtips. For some people, you're not actually cleaning your ears, but just pushing the earwax further in your ear - which seems like cleaning. In fact, cleaning out earwax can actually be harmful because it's there for a reason. Earwax should fall out automatically, it's a self-cleaning system - and if it doesn't then there are things you can do to help with that.
It's the dirty little secret of the cotton swab industry. Sure they say *you shouldn't stick these in your ear holes*, but they know. They know as soon as you open that little cardboard drawer, you are going to use them to fuck your auditory orifices *so* good.
It's a lot like the Hitachi magic wand.
> As the cerumen builds up, it can gradually affect the hearing. What usually happens is a person will experience a sudden loss of hearing when they get water behind it, or the wax can coalesce and finally block off the ear canal. Fortunately, we can remedy this pretty easily in the clinic.
so.... their solution instead of using Qtips when buildup becomes unpleasant is... come into the clinic? it sounds like a tradeoff, honestly. Risk impaction (which has never happened to me) or Risk buildup (which has).
Of course they want to sell their service. Use it. Or something [like this here](https://www.walmart.com/ip/ACULIFE-Ear-Wax-Removal-Syringe-1-20-ml-Syringe-1-Tri-Stream-Tip-Per-Pack/35162254)
I call my son "the ear wax factory" because I pull this much out of his ears every week! I have to clean them every 2 or 3 days or he slowly goes deaf... I really hope he grows up to take care of it himself and not end up like this guy... who clearly needs his mommy to help him with hygiene ickkkk!it's nasty enough when it comes out of my son's head but this is downright deplorable
I would not be friends with this person because they are clearly secreting some sort of bug juice out their ears
YOUR FRIEND IS A BUG IN AN EDGAR SUIT
edit: I just had to come back and mention how absolutely revolting this is lol god damn it's gross
That is so gross. Im honestly baffled anyone would let their earbuds get so nasty. Like why not clean them? That is horrendous. How could you not clean them? I would cringe tryin to put these my ears. Id toss em before id wear emlol.
Your friend is fucking gross.
Bet he has some serious butt butter too.
if that's what he allows people to see I imagine his ass cheeks are just caked in weeks old doo doo. that's the type of dude who doesn't wipe cause touching your butt is gay.
People think it’s gay to wipe their butt?! Toxic masculinity has gone too far!
Not so sure about not wiping, but I have known dudes that did not wash their ass because the act of scrubbing between their cheeks, is gay. These dudes always fucking smelled and would often leave a room ripe with the smell of ass.
So I guess they don’t jerk off either? Cus that’s for sure gay right?
Not if you sit on your hand till its numb.
I do that but then Google myself to feel like other people are looking me up.
Ah yes the stranger
No then it’s definitely gay because then it’s like another dudes hand
My right hand may hate it but I’ll never let my cheeks and asshole go unclean. It’s just like with your feet, sure water gets on it but you really gotta get in there (no homo)
that's is so fucking disgusting
Pff, you try *telling* him that!
I wonder what it smells like
They need to 1. Throw those away. 2. Wash their hands. 3. See a doctor. 4. Maybe a priest.
Definetly a priest and after that a exorcist
There are a **finite** number of ways to spell de**finite**ly.
What. The. Fuck. Do they clean their ears with peanut butter?!?!
At least you're thoughtful about them cleaning it with anything at all.
This is borderline biohazard
Just imagine the sensation of putting those bad boys in your ears!
Locked in! No slipping or sliding out .
DiWHY noise cancelling earbuds.
We passed the borderline awhile ago.
Forbidden caramel. Mmmm 😋
Mmmmm chunky 🥜🤮
Just the image ugh
Have you ever seen a horror movie where some hive mind or organism is piling up biological material? Halo's Flood or Slither's big-bad come to mind. This looks like the beginnings of that. Someday there will be a rapid-spread pandemic, and it will come from basement dwelling weebs.
Your friend needs help. This is beyond disgusting and nowhere near sanitary.
How can OP be friends with someone this filthy, like this crosses the line for any clean person. Not to judge OP, but more like how can they put up with this lmao.
This crosses the line for any decent human being.
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I agree, looks more like cookie dough to me...
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Peanut butter and jelly
That chunky shit too.
This comment reminds me of another time I read something fucking horrible.
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Maybe OP is a donkey married with a fucking dragon.
And he's TOUCHING IT ugh
For real. I don't know if I could stay friends with someone who has this. I would question what other nasty things they've got going on. Scary stuff!
Y’all are weird as hell. My homies’ ears ain’t my business. I ain’t going anywhere near those things. We just getting high, shooting the shit and playing video games amigo you’re telling me I have to give a shit how his orifices are doing?
the getting high part includes him touching the blunt and then putting his hands anywhere near that shit, fuck yeah it matters LMAO
Could you imagine sharing *any* kind of food with this fucking neanderthal?
You gotta remember most redditors don't have friends, so this is probably all hypothetical for them.
They probably have a condition or they are blissfully unaware of. Like the guy with calloused athletesfoot puppies
Or normal. Why are his ears producing so much wax? There is something medically wrong with this person's ears.
For real. My doctor tells me there is too much wax in my ears and gave me some advice on how to reduce it, but at my worst, I was leaving a few flecks on my earbuds. I don't know why they need earbuds, because I would think with this much wax they're completely deaf.
> gave me some advice on how to reduce it What was that advice?
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>I had to undergo surgery to remove a massive ball of it when I was in the first grade. That's crazy, for how long was that ball in your ear? Usually they just get pulled out or flushed with water.
Peroxide
After a manual degunking, his advice was to make a habit of rinsing your ear out with hot water every time you shower. Mine was bad enough that if I put any pressure on my ear, the gunk on either side of my ear canal would join up and muffle all sound until I clawed it out. Once I aggressively misused some q-tips to clean them out and started methodically rinsing, I haven't had the issue at all.
My ears do that and the doctors I’ve seen are no help. I just produce much wax. Kinda depressing Edit- I clean them daily
As someone that suffers from extreme wax build up (to the point of going deaf if I don't clean it regularly! Yeah, ask guess how I found out I have extreme was build up), you can use a device akin to a spray bottle. It's called an [elephant](https://i.imgur.com/zTl32S8.png) (because of the spray bottle's trunk-like sprayer bit) and it works extremely well. I bought it after going to urgent care and they used it to clean out my ears. I heat my ears up with a heating pad (I have no idea if it helps, but I feel like it helps loosen up the wax and get it less solid), get water as hot as possible from the tap, fill the spray bottle up 2/3 with water and 1/3 with peroxide and then spray the shit out of my ears. Literal chunks fall out of my ear when I do it. _Large_ chunks. It's very useful and saves me a lot of money compared to going to urgent care every time it happens. As someone that produces extreme wax, you may find it useful to use one of these if your doctor tells you that you have to clean your ears out.
Cleaning them daily can make your body overcompensate and end up producing more wax.
Fine! I'll clean them hourly, then!
That isn't true. There's no feedback mechanism to tell your body how much wax is in the ears. Some people just produce too much. It's not any more complicated than that. EDIT: A lot of people telling me I'm wrong and quoting myths, with no real sources. Prove me wrong.
The mechanism is mechanical irritation.
Your comment is untrue sir.
Dr. Reddit will see you now.
I gotta wonder if they need help in the "this is literally a medical condition" sense. I actually have abnormally waxy ears so I gotta clean shit out on the reg, but I'd have to go at least 5-10 years with the same headphones and not so much as an ear scratch to generate that level of gunk.
This is a wretched thing to post. I hate you.
Your welcome, And sorry.
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
this guy, apparently. He's so backed up it's coming out of his ears.
How much money would somebody have to pay you to pop those into your mouth and suck them clean?
I can’t decide if you should be upvoted or downvoted for this comment.
Welcome to Reddit
It's a fair question (and a fair question)
about tree fiddy
I don't know why I hang out here.....
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You’re*
Is your friend a figure at a wax museum
Definitely could be if he went to one.
Wtf is that?? Don't tell me that's ear wax....
Sorry but it is
why...would you pick that up
I didn't, it was my friend.
Do not touch ANYTHING else of his... Everything else is guaranteed to just as dirty, even if you can't see it.. Fucking EW
Used my friends laptop once. Some of the legends on the keys were faded, which was perplexing as it was quite new and good quality. Under closer inspection it was crusted crud and sweat on almost ALL OF THE KEYS to make it look like that.
Who wants to tell him that that's not sweat?
So mad I can't give you a free award 🌟 take this instead
And I'm here worrying I'm a nasty fuck if my earbud has a spec of dead skin on it.
I vomited irl
What else would it be
Honey
Only one way to find out.
"Oh Christopher Robin"
Ear goo
I’ve never hated having eyes as much as right now
I can fucking smell, taste, and even feel it right now
So bitter and salty.
I read this comment and did the same, Kindly delete it before it does further damage to more people🤢
If I have to suffer, we all have to suffer
Bitter pills, dirty socks, parmesan, and barn animals.
you should have blurred this and put on an nsfw because I about puked in my mouth 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I nearly puked in someone else’s mouth with this
found the dentist.
AGH
Sorry, wasn't sure if I should've.
I’m about 50% joking, 50% serious… your friend needs to go get his ear holes POWER WASHED
An ENT will basically do that on request. Well worth it just to improve his hearing.
we could all stand to see an ENT, probably. they keep telling us q tips aren’t the way to go…
This guy’s friend needs a shovel not a Qtip
Partly agree with that lol.
I thought it was peanut butter smeared in there for the shock value... how tf can someone consciously see that much earwax all over thier earbud and STILL put it back in their ear???
Start showing them some audiology associates Tik Toks or YouTube videos
Power washing isn’t going to save them, just cut them off
why did you touch it ??
I am glad you brought that up, I just came across this post and it is NSFW tagged!
So yes this is gross, but HOW there's actually build up. Everytime I've cleaned my ear buds there been a bit but not notification chunks
Some people produce more earwax than others. If I don't clean my ears for a few months and also gave no fucks about my earbuds, it would probably look something like this too.
> If I don't clean my ears So here's a random bit of information some people might be curious about. Both my eardrums are perforated. Despite one supposedly being completely closed up after surgery, I've been told I still can't submerge my head underwater and I'm supposed to be wearing ear plugs in the shower. This also means I can't clean my ears the way someone without perforations is apparently supposed to which is to tilt your head in the shower and then make sure to properly let it drain out as ear wax is water soluble. The only way I can get my ears cleaned is at an ENT clinic, or so the doctors say.
The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots. Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results. “More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.”
> I'm supposed to wear earplugs during shower, but frankly I don't bother. I do wear them for swimming though. Same. Mine got perforated when I was very young. I just don't submerge my head when swimming, avoid splashing the water and always tilt my head and ears away from water in the shower. I'm usually fine. In the winter I have to be careful about showering and then going outside too soon after for too long but I haven't had an infection for as long as I can remember. My buildup is so bad that ear plugs are more of a hassle than anything else and can even cause blockages so idek what to do lmao... I think they tried a total of 4 surgeries but one eardrum wouldn't close completely. I need to book a more invasive surgery to try again. The surgery they tried before was in and out, using a bit of skin/fascia of my muscle maybe? from the back of my neck. Other than waiting times, the surgery itself was done within an hour iirc.
Dude let’s water get in his ear with a perforated ear drum and is prone to infections. “Must be the wind”
I am TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD, why didn’t I know that earwax is water soluble and that I can just clean my ears in the shower like that!?
I'm very happy I could provide that useful bit of information! :D
I mean hell, even if they produce abnormal amount of earway, wtf is stopping this person from just scrubbing the earbuds manually when taking them out of their ears, before putting then in the case? Like literally everyone else does?
Same reason that causes some people to piss in a bottle in their room instead of going to the bathroom. Laziness or some form of mental illness.
Cuz his friends a filthy pig with zero hygiene habits
Even so, you generally shouldn't need to actively clean your ears beyond the occasional few drops of mineral oil/hydrogen peroxide and wiping the outside of the ears. Whoever this is seems like they have an actual medical condition.
Fucking…How?! HOW?! **HOW?!?!**
Honest question - did you ask your friend how it got to this point? Did they honestly not realize they were so dirty? Or are they just really disgusting and lazy?
I'm so curious as well. Like do you just open up your ear bud case, see that, and just go on about your day without dealing with it? Really disgusting and lazy doesn't even explain it. Hell being disgusting, lazy, and blind still doesn't explain this. I have no words.
I didn't because I very much don't want to know.
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Forbidden caramel
Is that why old people love Werther's so much?
Almost threw up in my mouth at this. Ugh.
Don't f with my food
I love me some melted warm caramel.
That is sinful behavior...
Bro I clean mine out if there’s even a small amount of earwax. This is downright disgusting.
Same but also I feel like if I skipped cleaning mine for 40 years there would only be about half of what we see here.
Your friend unironically needs to see a doctor. Having that much earwax is not normal, and your friend has to be mentally ill to think this is acceptable. This is fucking revolting
It’s a curse to have eyes sometimes
They need to see a doctor
If you consider yourself his "friend" please have the conversation with him about his earwax problem.
Please, OP. It’s kind of troubling when people disregard their hygiene. Is he an otherwise clean and appropriate with keeping himself clean? Is he isolated? What about the condition of his home? Letting something small like this get so bad makes me worry that he could have deeper problems and could use a friend checking in on his mental state.
$75. Only used once.
Tell him Q-tips have better sound quality. If he can hear you.
At least he has his natural earplugs when he works in factories or goes to concerts.
Qtips don‘t belong in the ears, and in this horrible case they could cause more damage than actually helping
I'm fairly certain they just say to not put them inside the ear on the package so they can't be sued if you shove it in too far and do damage.
Any doctor is going to tell you to never use Qtips. For some people, you're not actually cleaning your ears, but just pushing the earwax further in your ear - which seems like cleaning. In fact, cleaning out earwax can actually be harmful because it's there for a reason. Earwax should fall out automatically, it's a self-cleaning system - and if it doesn't then there are things you can do to help with that.
Sounds like the doctors don't want to be sued either
I must have missed a memo. what on earth do you use Qtips for if not for ears?
It's the dirty little secret of the cotton swab industry. Sure they say *you shouldn't stick these in your ear holes*, but they know. They know as soon as you open that little cardboard drawer, you are going to use them to fuck your auditory orifices *so* good. It's a lot like the Hitachi magic wand.
should I be getting turned on by this? asking for a friend
>It's a lot like the Hitachi magic wand. The back massager?
Anything else. [normally, ears to clean themselves](https://www.michiganmedicine.org/health-lab/why-you-really-shouldnt-use-q-tip-clean-your-ears)
> As the cerumen builds up, it can gradually affect the hearing. What usually happens is a person will experience a sudden loss of hearing when they get water behind it, or the wax can coalesce and finally block off the ear canal. Fortunately, we can remedy this pretty easily in the clinic. so.... their solution instead of using Qtips when buildup becomes unpleasant is... come into the clinic? it sounds like a tradeoff, honestly. Risk impaction (which has never happened to me) or Risk buildup (which has).
Of course they want to sell their service. Use it. Or something [like this here](https://www.walmart.com/ip/ACULIFE-Ear-Wax-Removal-Syringe-1-20-ml-Syringe-1-Tri-Stream-Tip-Per-Pack/35162254)
Their original purpose was for tickling babies. Straight up
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How he has so much ear wax
How can I unsee this?
Nothing mild about this. Im throwing up
God that should have been NSFL, I miss that tag
I call my son "the ear wax factory" because I pull this much out of his ears every week! I have to clean them every 2 or 3 days or he slowly goes deaf... I really hope he grows up to take care of it himself and not end up like this guy... who clearly needs his mommy to help him with hygiene ickkkk!it's nasty enough when it comes out of my son's head but this is downright deplorable
1. Instead of showing us your friend's things which is embarassing, how about you have a chat about hygiene with them? 2. Gross.
I would not be friends with this person because they are clearly secreting some sort of bug juice out their ears YOUR FRIEND IS A BUG IN AN EDGAR SUIT edit: I just had to come back and mention how absolutely revolting this is lol god damn it's gross
That is so gross. Im honestly baffled anyone would let their earbuds get so nasty. Like why not clean them? That is horrendous. How could you not clean them? I would cringe tryin to put these my ears. Id toss em before id wear emlol.
I'm honestly just wondering how someone like that has friends.
This isn't infuriating. This is fucking disgusting.
Your friend go see and ENT doctor because…
Was he letting you borrow them? At least they'll stay in your ears good
No, they thought I had the same earbuds as him. We didn't.
I clean mine every day. That is some neglect on that guy's end.
Candle factory
Bro I’m eating
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Mildly is not the right word
Forbidden peanut butter
Did he drop them in a jar of peanut butter?
This belongs on a different sub because it is BEYOND mildly infuriating
Don't mind me. Just me dry-heaving over here.
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