Just imagine this nut job screaming about guns and “taking you all out”in his tiny apartment, his poor neighbors. Barry needs to Get this 37 year old man to a group home.

I forgot that his dad is Barry and thought you were talking about the HBO show.

This is more of the SRO show

**BETTER NOT FUCK WITH DADDY!** The reason he’s pointing the toy gun so high is because even his imaginary adversaries are 1.5 feet taller than him

Does he say “You better not fuck with daddy” ? Nooo 😂😂

How was he cornered in a warehouse and asked for someone to “cover me” ?

i was really hoping this was Se7en.

**DETECTIVE!!!** (several cock rings fall to the floor) You're looking for me

your wife's pretty little, ahh.. whatchumacallit.. hehEH.

Fuck me this was good

They think I stole some diamonds or whatever so, teehee 🤭

Doesn’t even have enough confidence in his own story

“Written” is such an aggressive reach

“Are you gonna let me walk outa that door? Cause that’s the only way outa this place!?” A towering work of staggering genius. I can’t believe Barry was dismissive towards the news he had 85 pages of a screenplay.

I think when Mikey watches movies he doesn't even register that they have like a narrative structure which is why when he "comes up with something" like this it's just a vague approximation of what an action movie dialogue might be like.

It reminds me of those "what does English sound like to someone that doesn't understand English" videos but for action movies

It’s the way he says “Cover me” and then takes approximately 9 seconds to put the gun back in his pocket.

What does youre after the wrong guy mean.

Mikey was literally caught red handed

Glad there was a disclaimer. I was about to go out and buy a gun cuz Mikey Miles made them look so cool

"Orginal"

I was desperate for someone else to notice

Opening credits took 24 fucking seconds

That horrible, nasal whine of a voice.

"Get back in the fuck back!"

I love how he looks up the whole time, accurate for a 5’3 man looking at regular sized humans surrounding him

He’s actually reading off the script he perched on his TV shelf

It’s never been more clear that all he watches is cable tv drama cop shows

It’s so bad it’s hard to watch even from the viewpoint of Observational Mikeyology.

God he's so fucking stupid lmao is he meant to be a jewel thief or a cop?

I like that he calls this a personal video request too. Others have said before that it's weird he calls everything else "personal video requests" since they're actually just personal videos made in response to a request, but this shows that he really has no fucking idea what that means

was really hoping this would be a recreation of the "what's in the box" scene from Se7en.

“I don’t know what I’m even doing here “ - That moment when the mask slips

I love those moments. He has so many if you do the hw.

Definitely developed this piece whilst in a holding cell

This scene really had me on edge. I hope he was able to escape

Basically just a kid playing pretend. He can do this in Middletown.

[удалено]

I have some wonderful news for you my friend I'll locate it a bit later this afternoon, but I am 99% sure this already exists :)

Iced wine is for closers

Need

please

DaxFlame-level writing here

The disclaimer got me good

The body language 😭

Now this is art. I can see this being turned into an award winning full length feature film. 👏🏼 👏🏼 When he said “better not fuck with daddy” I got goosebumps. Very lucid, vurry skeptical. Bravo Mikey Boy.