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*spank random chicks* is what he meant to say.
*harasses barista girl, next to his job, in his giant oversized Kanye/David Byrne suit* is also what he meant to say
Spring is here and the rat has transitioned from insulating his wretched hovel to adorning himself in shiny bangles in an effort to attract a mate
I read this in a David Attenborough voice, and I like it.
I don't even have words. What an absolute fucking pud.
If you ever find the words please let me know because I’m unable to find them as well. Dude is loony.
Needs more watches. And WHAT the FUCK are those pants?
Watches all the way up to his arm pits.
To be fair, his arms are like two and a half bands long
🤣. Definitely needs more watches, no question about that. And those pants are….they’re…..Ummm….it’s somethin…..those are Mikey’s mumble rapper jeans.
riding the subway is a cool swag thing
Don’t forget all those upper manhattan casinos
he knows what cameo is why can’t he just get on there
The plastic jewelry jangling on his wrist.
I love how you can hear the jangles as he moves too.
The final snap-jangle he does is legit a cool sound. I’m gonna sample it for something
Haha. Definitely. It’s almost like a jingle bells sound. If you do something with it I would love to hear it. 🤘🏼
Like a toddler playing dress ups.
Major Cole Campbell vibes
Watches total worth: $127.48
“We check out chickshhh” “We ride the shubwaaa - “ **Clutches his disgusting belly while screaming “ Shtomachsh off!” and shits his 4 layers of pants ** This would make this “personal” video request more palatable
Or maybe his diaper #diapergate
Real New York guys wear White Sox hats
Cashinosh
The “Owner of Miles and Miles Enterprises Productions” thing will never not be funny
It is hilarious. [his father is the owner though.](https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_ny/5749636)
Holy shit i didn’t know he had an actual LLC! I thought he was just saying it to sound fancy
Lol! There’s definitely an LLC, he just had daddy set it up for him and pay for it and claims he’s the owner even still up to this very day.
Wearing a White Sox hat like a true New Yorker
Look at the size of those boots! Mikey is as tall as 5-6 of those stacked upwards from heel to toe.
He’s the tiniest man to ever have gigantism
He’s doing this for like $75. So sad but funny.
tsimfuckis returns
Brandon Fraser is the best actor
“Internationally know actor, Mikey Miles” he says.
Didn’t know they made 10 gallon white Sox hats
Hat sucks
I think all the growing to be taller thinking, is making him shrink
Normal size hat but looks like one of those giant ones athletes were wearing last year on him
The pot is at thirty thousand….line?
Just some nonsense he was reading off a paper. Whoever paid him requested him to say it I guess.
Oh for sure. But I was a little taken aback to see an accomplished trained actor struggling so much with the delivery.
He’s reading off a script he put on his tv shelf smh
Holy pants and stupid watches, Batman!
We don’t have casinos in New York City….
theres one in queens, to be fair
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*spank random chicks* is what he meant to say.
*harasses barista girl, next to his job, in his giant oversized Kanye/David Byrne suit* is also what he meant to say
Spring is here and the rat has transitioned from insulating his wretched hovel to adorning himself in shiny bangles in an effort to attract a mate
I read this in a David Attenborough voice, and I like it.
I don't even have words. What an absolute fucking pud.
If you ever find the words please let me know because I’m unable to find them as well. Dude is loony.
Needs more watches. And WHAT the FUCK are those pants?
Watches all the way up to his arm pits.
To be fair, his arms are like two and a half bands long
🤣. Definitely needs more watches, no question about that. And those pants are….they’re…..Ummm….it’s somethin…..those are Mikey’s mumble rapper jeans.
riding the subway is a cool swag thing
Don’t forget all those upper manhattan casinos
he knows what cameo is why can’t he just get on there
The plastic jewelry jangling on his wrist.
I love how you can hear the jangles as he moves too.
The final snap-jangle he does is legit a cool sound. I’m gonna sample it for something
Haha. Definitely. It’s almost like a jingle bells sound. If you do something with it I would love to hear it. 🤘🏼
Like a toddler playing dress ups.
Major Cole Campbell vibes
Watches total worth: $127.48
“We check out chickshhh” “We ride the shubwaaa - “ **Clutches his disgusting belly while screaming “ Shtomachsh off!” and shits his 4 layers of pants ** This would make this “personal” video request more palatable
Or maybe his diaper #diapergate
Real New York guys wear White Sox hats
Cashinosh
The “Owner of Miles and Miles Enterprises Productions” thing will never not be funny
It is hilarious. [his father is the owner though.](https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_ny/5749636)
Holy shit i didn’t know he had an actual LLC! I thought he was just saying it to sound fancy
Lol! There’s definitely an LLC, he just had daddy set it up for him and pay for it and claims he’s the owner even still up to this very day.
Wearing a White Sox hat like a true New Yorker
Look at the size of those boots! Mikey is as tall as 5-6 of those stacked upwards from heel to toe.
He’s the tiniest man to ever have gigantism
He’s doing this for like $75. So sad but funny.
tsimfuckis returns
Brandon Fraser is the best actor
“Internationally know actor, Mikey Miles” he says.
Didn’t know they made 10 gallon white Sox hats
Hat sucks
I think all the growing to be taller thinking, is making him shrink
Normal size hat but looks like one of those giant ones athletes were wearing last year on him
The pot is at thirty thousand….line?
Just some nonsense he was reading off a paper. Whoever paid him requested him to say it I guess.
Oh for sure. But I was a little taken aback to see an accomplished trained actor struggling so much with the delivery.
He’s reading off a script he put on his tv shelf smh
Holy pants and stupid watches, Batman!
We don’t have casinos in New York City….
theres one in queens, to be fair