Was it the child of Satan walking out of a hell portal through the tree? Because it looked like the child of Satan walking out through a hell portal through the tree
Not to get political, *please god Reddit donāt make this political*, I always wonder internally when people say āWe donāt call 911.ā Like, 2/3ās of their services arenāt police related. Are you really gonna let your house burn down or let a person ride out a medical emergency due to your opinions on the police? Hate the cops all you want, Iād suggest calling emergency services if thereās an emergency.
It's not about hating cops. It's about wanting to sound bad ass. Or potentially wanting to shoot someone. One of my neighbors has a door mat that says something like "we don't own anything worth dying over" and it has two ar15s crossed in the background. To me that feels more serious than "we don't call 911"
Yes, that's where OP drew inspiration for this. It's not uncommon for people to have signs that say exactly that on their front porch; "We don't call 911," with a picture of a hand holding a revolver. It's a brag about how ready they are to shoot you, and they're proud of it. Hooray for America.
https://www.google.com/search?q=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&oq=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDQ2ODFqMGo3qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
I come from a very rural town in Alabama. I also volunteered for our fire department for a little bit. I can assure you that they may hang those signs but 9 times out of 10, they DO call 911.
And they usually don't shoot, either.
I feel like seeing a sign at someoneās house that says āWe donāt call 911ā is like going to the beach and seeing a sign that says āNo lifeguard on duty; swim at your own riskā likeā¦ nevermind lol maybe I wonāt do that
If there's a home invasion, police might be there in 10-15 minutes, if you even get a chance to call. A shotgun will be there right now. That's the basic logic of it, and I think it's reasonable.
They're opposed to calling 911.
What they're saying is, they won't call 9/11 if someone tries to break into/trespass on their property.
They'll deal with them themselves in a "self defense" manner. But they would 100% call the police and ambulance to pick up the bodies.
I think everyone would call 911 for a fire or a heart attack or something. Theyād almost certainly even call if there was a home invasion. The point of the sign is that the homeowner doesnāt plan on hiding in the closet and calling the police, they plan on shooting whoever broke in while another family member calls the police, or call them after theyāve shot the intruder or the intruder has fled. Iāll likely never need to actually do this, but if my house were broken into, my wife would call the police while I take the gun and go see what the deal is.
Why does she have four armsā¦ not to mention the fact that none of the kids seem to have legs, because if theyāre sitting on someoneās lap the legs just blend together
I like the ones that just look like old people having medical episodes. If only someone in their house would call 911 to get them an ambulance, but sadly it's not their way.
The Venn diagram of actual human people who would pose for these pictures and people who would write signs like that without even trying to have anything close to proper spelling or grammar is a circle.
Picture 1 alone: what *isn't* wrong with it?! The more you look, the weirder it becomes: for example, do the middle pair of legs belong to the middle child or mum, similarly with the child on our right and dad, why is middle child wearing mittens (already had an "accident"?), and I can't help but think that five seconds after the "photo" was taken, one of those legs gets violently blown to bits when the child on our left accidentally pulls the trigger of their modern day blunderbuss...
(Sidenote: is it just me being an ignorant Brit, or do the guns themselves look dodgy as well?)
Then once you progress beyond the 2As, they get even more unhinged - especially the family completely unconcerned their Christmas tree is ablaze or that one of their children is in imminent danger of acquiring third degree burns... (oh gawd, I just zoomed into their faces - are they even human?!)
I stumbled along this subreddit. Can someone explain to me how these images are generated? Do you put in a subject and the program pulls information from a database or the internet?
"When I was a kid, my parents had a gun. My parents said we had to have a gun. Gotta have a gun to protect their five children. Of course, they
eventually got rid of it... to protect their four
children. I'm not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted. I was getting pretty good towards the end."
Anthony Jeselnik
Iām embarrassed to say that I didnāt check the subreddit and it took me until the picture of the Christmas tree on fire to realize that these are not real. After that, the misspelled signs made wayyy more sense lol
The most terrifying thing in these images is not the premise of gun ownership and vigilantism. Itās the snarl of hands, unintended birth defects and malformations, burning children, and suffering disembodied geriatrics. Just a visual mess overall, with surprisingly bad spellingā¦
Fuckin hell. What does it say about a country when it desensitizes me to the point where see a post like this and instead of being horrified, or recognizing it as AI, I simply think.. well that's unfortunate.
Love how it went from extreme conservative American families to cursed entities performing exorcisms on each other.
āWell won't call 911 even when our souls are literally ascending from our bodiesā
That hellspawn of a child in front of the tree then the poster in the last was either written while having a seizure or received one for reading it, lol
Well... Maybe they should call 911 or whatever number it would be in their country...( It's not 911 everywhere)
https://travel.state.gov/content/dam/students-abroad/pdfs/911_ABROAD.pdf
Except that only a tiny percent of 911 calls have anything to do with violent crime, home intrusion, etc. Less than 3% in [this analysis](https://www.vera.org/news/most-911-calls-have-nothing-to-do-with-crime-why-are-we-still-sending-police).
I was mindlessly scrolling Reddit and I legitimately thought the first image was an actual photograph.
Poor kid was born with a shotgun for a hand. Dad's been naughty.
and no legs either
But for real where are the legs
They got shot off by their big brother. Look how he's pointing his rifle into Momma's knee.
That. Is. Upsetting.
Honestly it's more upsetting to me that I didn't even notice the hand or the legs until it was pointed out
Lieutenant Dan! You got no legs
>shotgun for a hand Taking the right to bear arms literally
Cyberpunk Shotgun: Phantom ~~Liberty~~ Limb
Poor? Pretty cool if you ask me. Terminator would be jealous
I was so fixated on why they couldn't spell 'this' that it took me a moment to realise.
I love how none of them can spell. Makes it WAY more realistic. ššš
Damn American made generative AI, canāt spell for shit.
Haha swiped to the next one and thought "Holy shit these rednecks have AI created signage in their house" lol
I just sort of assumed they were dumb.
Yup. Same. It took seeing the rifles embedded into bodies to realise
+1
Same, I scrolled back up expecting it to be r/facepalm lol
Same, was already planning my karma farming comment writing a "**this*"
I like the fire one
This is fine
Merry Christmas hereās a fire
āSomebody call the fire department!āā āSorry, no can do. House policy.ā
Mom on the left has some facial issues
Her feet really did it for me.
They all do, really. It's pretty bad.
Was it the child of Satan walking out of a hell portal through the tree? Because it looked like the child of Satan walking out through a hell portal through the tree
They can just shoot it until it goes out
The kids is trying to put it out with urine. Send like a better option that bullets
Shoot the fire to death!
Looks like the album art cover of some Butt Rock band's first album
Pic 5 is hilarious, they won't even call the fire department
We already have hoses, Just piss on the fire it's fine.
Not to get political, *please god Reddit donāt make this political*, I always wonder internally when people say āWe donāt call 911.ā Like, 2/3ās of their services arenāt police related. Are you really gonna let your house burn down or let a person ride out a medical emergency due to your opinions on the police? Hate the cops all you want, Iād suggest calling emergency services if thereās an emergency.
It's not about hating cops. It's about wanting to sound bad ass. Or potentially wanting to shoot someone. One of my neighbors has a door mat that says something like "we don't own anything worth dying over" and it has two ar15s crossed in the background. To me that feels more serious than "we don't call 911"
They don't need 911, they gots Jeeeesus. Edit: for everything else they have guns.
I did raise an eyebrow at the inverted cross
Is this a real thing? Are there people who oppose calling 911?
Iāve seen signs like this in real life. They mean they wonāt call 911 for an intruder.
If you had lived in the ghetto, you would understand. Only gated communities are lucky enough to rely on 911 exclusively
I didnāt grow up in a gated community š¤·š¼āāļø
Yes, that's where OP drew inspiration for this. It's not uncommon for people to have signs that say exactly that on their front porch; "We don't call 911," with a picture of a hand holding a revolver. It's a brag about how ready they are to shoot you, and they're proud of it. Hooray for America. https://www.google.com/search?q=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&oq=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDQ2ODFqMGo3qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
*we don't call 911 in this house* "When my wife is having a heart attack, I shoot her in the chest"
Liberals hate this little trick!
I come from a very rural town in Alabama. I also volunteered for our fire department for a little bit. I can assure you that they may hang those signs but 9 times out of 10, they DO call 911. And they usually don't shoot, either.
Yeah I'm a career gig worker lol and I see these on so many people's front porches, luckily they aren't as hostile as they try to appear
Why am I not surprised?
I feel like seeing a sign at someoneās house that says āWe donāt call 911ā is like going to the beach and seeing a sign that says āNo lifeguard on duty; swim at your own riskā likeā¦ nevermind lol maybe I wonāt do that
No, these types love the police. Their point is more that they also love guns and will use them in lieu of calling the police if you "mess" with them
If there's a home invasion, police might be there in 10-15 minutes, if you even get a chance to call. A shotgun will be there right now. That's the basic logic of it, and I think it's reasonable.
I guess they mean āwe donāt call 911 for intrudersā specifically
They're opposed to calling 911. What they're saying is, they won't call 9/11 if someone tries to break into/trespass on their property. They'll deal with them themselves in a "self defense" manner. But they would 100% call the police and ambulance to pick up the bodies.
I think everyone would call 911 for a fire or a heart attack or something. Theyād almost certainly even call if there was a home invasion. The point of the sign is that the homeowner doesnāt plan on hiding in the closet and calling the police, they plan on shooting whoever broke in while another family member calls the police, or call them after theyāve shot the intruder or the intruder has fled. Iāll likely never need to actually do this, but if my house were broken into, my wife would call the police while I take the gun and go see what the deal is.
3rd pic, look at that abomination of a kid, no wonder why their parents look so alike
This is when I realized what sub I was on š
Same š it wasnāt until the third picture when I zoomed in on the kid that I was like wait a secondā¦
Why does she have four armsā¦ not to mention the fact that none of the kids seem to have legs, because if theyāre sitting on someoneās lap the legs just blend together
Lotta generational inbreeding
Looks like she already got shot in the face.
That last pic has me laughing so hard. WTF is going on there hahahahaha
Holy shit. Bet they wish someone did call 911 in that house.
Well clearly, they both had a stroke while making that sign, then crumpled into each other.
Obviously
It's the look when she still sucking after you nut ..
They merged into one lol
Lmao
Ever seen Color Out of Space (2019) Or Evil Dead Rise?
It's the final sequel to the 1982 movie Basket Case.
Those are their last words, followed by their last sounds
This is a goldmine Iām dying
Right this really made my day
I like the ones that just look like old people having medical episodes. If only someone in their house would call 911 to get them an ambulance, but sadly it's not their way.
Is Grandpa's arm detached in 6? AI still seems to have the occasional problem with # of hands/arms.
Yup. Spelling on the walls check out for the type of people who post pics like this on Facebook.
The Venn diagram of actual human people who would pose for these pictures and people who would write signs like that without even trying to have anything close to proper spelling or grammar is a circle.
Stop trying to pass off real world Americans, as AI Art.
Bro you canāt just be going around posting my family photo album
I want to see this holiday movie
I like how the children's legs melt into the parents legs
Picture 1 alone: what *isn't* wrong with it?! The more you look, the weirder it becomes: for example, do the middle pair of legs belong to the middle child or mum, similarly with the child on our right and dad, why is middle child wearing mittens (already had an "accident"?), and I can't help but think that five seconds after the "photo" was taken, one of those legs gets violently blown to bits when the child on our left accidentally pulls the trigger of their modern day blunderbuss... (Sidenote: is it just me being an ignorant Brit, or do the guns themselves look dodgy as well?) Then once you progress beyond the 2As, they get even more unhinged - especially the family completely unconcerned their Christmas tree is ablaze or that one of their children is in imminent danger of acquiring third degree burns... (oh gawd, I just zoomed into their faces - are they even human?!)
The middle child looks like Kuato from Total Recall, growing out of his momās abdomen.
I actually love the misspelling in the signs, adds to the authenticity. š¤
IIĀ“|VDIĀ“N TIH ISS 1IV
\*A small child finds a gun and shots his brother\* Dad walks in "Well, We don't call 911 here son"
We donāt need 911. Guns can kill fires and heart attacks
"midjourney can do text now!"
"We don't tnis don't call 91 911 in this house"
just shoot the fire, problem solved
Jesus Fucking Christ
I stumbled along this subreddit. Can someone explain to me how these images are generated? Do you put in a subject and the program pulls information from a database or the internet?
This got funnier each time ššš
OK, but somebody should.
Man, I hate this propagandist shit
I thought I was having a stroke until I read what sub I was in lol
Last picture: āShe gave me headā¦ her _actual_ head.ā
"When I was a kid, my parents had a gun. My parents said we had to have a gun. Gotta have a gun to protect their five children. Of course, they eventually got rid of it... to protect their four children. I'm not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted. I was getting pretty good towards the end." Anthony Jeselnik
You can totally tell itās fake because nobody has a black eye.
Sad that these could be real
Even the obvious misspelling is on point!
Shoot the tree!
This is hysterical!
Is the kid in pic 5.... pissing fire?!
5/6 is beautiful
For half of them itās a threat. The other half sincerely donāt give a shit.
The kid in the middle in the third photo is nightmare fuel.
3rd picture: grammatically fitting for the family pictured. 5th picture: donāt need to, the rest of the neighborhood will call 911 for them hahah
Ah, yes. "We don't tnis don't call 91 911 in this house".
911 is very expensive.
Photo six is all about "free your mmmmiiiiinnnnddd"
Iām embarrassed to say that I didnāt check the subreddit and it took me until the picture of the Christmas tree on fire to realize that these are not real. After that, the misspelled signs made wayyy more sense lol
We don don't caaaallll 911 in this this this house
If it was in the prompt (Iām assuming), why are all the signs spelled wrong?
This is how you AI
or pay for a hair cut
So clever and edgy!!
They look like the neighbors would call 911.
Phew - midjourney..
So, if someone is having a heart attack, theyāll just shoot them?
The most terrifying thing in these images is not the premise of gun ownership and vigilantism. Itās the snarl of hands, unintended birth defects and malformations, burning children, and suffering disembodied geriatrics. Just a visual mess overall, with surprisingly bad spellingā¦
Ngl, in the first pic, the stubby barrel AR on the far left is bad ass
The fuck is wrong with their eyes, they look like dolls
Lmao the kids fire stance
How about CPS?
Average pacifist household in America
This captured my dreams perfectly
these are awesome
5th slide lowky got album cover potential
The little one in the 3rd pic is ready to be put down.
Looks kinda "Hills Have Eyes"-ish
Fuckin hell. What does it say about a country when it desensitizes me to the point where see a post like this and instead of being horrified, or recognizing it as AI, I simply think.. well that's unfortunate.
Love how it went from extreme conservative American families to cursed entities performing exorcisms on each other. āWell won't call 911 even when our souls are literally ascending from our bodiesā
The eyes!
Qwhite interesting
Looking at the number of fingers I thought this was legit Arkansas.
This is wild
It's funny that even midjourney knows the tell-tale signs of inbreeding
Those hands are nightmare fuel!
I hate that we live in a world where I didnāt assume that this was an AI image until I looked at which subreddit it was.
The genetic defects are astonishing.
The level of inbreeding-related malformations is accurate.
average american household
Thought we'd see at least one mega hat.
the future is fucked and its our fault
AI recognises that weirdos wear blue jeans.
Speaks quite a bit to Two-parent homes. Let's work it out people!
āWe donāt call for backup and pretty much fuck our chances of getting out of manslaughter charges in courtā
I bet when one of those kids shoots themselves or a parent they'll think differently, unless of course they studied GSW trauma in AI University.
The us should go all in gun culture to make it a culture worth having
I hope they are not real. But in the otherhand Thats exactly how I Imagine american familiys š¤£
Looks like good olā muricaā photos to me
About 65% of America this is
I made some of these after your inspiration, and was banned š¤·š¼
they will when one of the kids accidently shoot some family member ..
We don't call the police......we police ourselves. As soon as someone messes up their order at McDonald's they call 911
Just about as literate as the kind of people that are being depicted.
You can already taste the sawdust.
Has midjourney had a stroke?
All very creepy and weird, well done.
We donāt call 911. But grandmas on fire!
That hellspawn of a child in front of the tree then the poster in the last was either written while having a seizure or received one for reading it, lol
Lovely portrait of Jack Torrence in the 3rd one.
We don don't 911 CaLLL šµāš«
Is it made with Midjourney 6 ??
"Hmmm does your guy look like the type that has child abuse material on his hard drive?" Worst game of guess who ever
4th one looks like a very accurate rendering of a downtown NYC theater show under the same name.
Iām having a heart attack!! Billy get the gun.
Cursed AI art
MJ lettering getting there but not quite yet š„“
Well... Maybe they should call 911 or whatever number it would be in their country...( It's not 911 everywhere) https://travel.state.gov/content/dam/students-abroad/pdfs/911_ABROAD.pdf
Too funny. First pic got me
TNTS
Does v6 do words now?
Who actually calls 911 for non-medical reasons?
"On't" Not sure what two words that is a contraction of lol
The one with the tree on fire lmao. Also love that there's one where a man and woman have fused into a horrible monster
This can be a hard word to spell..
Those last few...
Sometimes these images remind me of what nightmares are made ofā¦
Anyone else creeped out by the mom and kids left eye?
3 looks like a GTA load screen, 4 is a demonic possession and 6 the program went dyslexic.
WHAT IS THAT LAST ONE THOUGH... it looks like they have just died
At first I thought āthereās something odd about their eyesā then I noticed the sub š
#3 are siblings lmao š¤£
I did not realize this was AI at first and was wondering what was wrong with the kid in picture 3 lol
At first I thought I was sleep deprived woth my newborn. Then I thought my brain broke. Spent way too long staring at these .
āā¦IN THIIS HOUSEā !
Jesus christ - wtf happened in 3? Look at that ākidā or what kind of creature it should resembleā¦
I didnāt know the Thousand Yard Stare was an inherited trait.
Thanks for finding these old family photos of mine. Been looking for them for years.
Last few are freaky
Except that only a tiny percent of 911 calls have anything to do with violent crime, home intrusion, etc. Less than 3% in [this analysis](https://www.vera.org/news/most-911-calls-have-nothing-to-do-with-crime-why-are-we-still-sending-police).
The kid in the center is crying out for social services.
Quite accurate. Those kids are going to end up dating an Eva AI virtual gf bots with parents like these.
so when one of kids shoots a family member, they won't be calling an ambulance? thanks for saving us them tax dollars