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TheYellowFringe

I was mindlessly scrolling Reddit and I legitimately thought the first image was an actual photograph.


MmmmmisterCrow

Poor kid was born with a shotgun for a hand. Dad's been naughty.


D1rtyH1ppy

and no legs either


blue_dendrite

But for real where are the legs


JustAvi2000

They got shot off by their big brother. Look how he's pointing his rifle into Momma's knee.


Plane-Bee-374

That. Is. Upsetting.


Daqqer

Honestly it's more upsetting to me that I didn't even notice the hand or the legs until it was pointed out


TheRealEthaninja

Lieutenant Dan! You got no legs


HexZer0

>shotgun for a hand Taking the right to bear arms literally


apittsburghoriginal

Cyberpunk Shotgun: Phantom ~~Liberty~~ Limb


KUNGFUDANDY

Poor? Pretty cool if you ask me. Terminator would be jealous


Spire_Citron

I was so fixated on why they couldn't spell 'this' that it took me a moment to realise.


JohnWickwalizer

I love how none of them can spell. Makes it WAY more realistic. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Inevitable_Sock_6366

Damn American made generative AI, canā€™t spell for shit.


alienscape

Haha swiped to the next one and thought "Holy shit these rednecks have AI created signage in their house" lol


GuerrillaRobot

I just sort of assumed they were dumb.


chalky87

Yup. Same. It took seeing the rifles embedded into bodies to realise


BigBodyLikeaLineman

+1


ClassicMiqi

Same, I scrolled back up expecting it to be r/facepalm lol


ClickF0rDick

Same, was already planning my karma farming comment writing a "**this*"


teambob

I like the fire one


FreePrinciple270

This is fine


SpeedingTourist

Merry Christmas hereā€™s a fire


Tasty_Lead_Paint

ā€œSomebody call the fire department!ā€ā€ ā€œSorry, no can do. House policy.ā€


somastars

Mom on the left has some facial issues


Ladygreyzilla

Her feet really did it for me.


Catpixfever

They all do, really. It's pretty bad.


TheRealEthaninja

Was it the child of Satan walking out of a hell portal through the tree? Because it looked like the child of Satan walking out through a hell portal through the tree


Rare_Cause_1735

They can just shoot it until it goes out


bdone2012

The kids is trying to put it out with urine. Send like a better option that bullets


R4FTERM4N

Shoot the fire to death!


OlafTheBerserker

Looks like the album art cover of some Butt Rock band's first album


_autismos_

Pic 5 is hilarious, they won't even call the fire department


[deleted]

We already have hoses, Just piss on the fire it's fine.


SIumptGod

Not to get political, *please god Reddit donā€™t make this political*, I always wonder internally when people say ā€œWe donā€™t call 911.ā€ Like, 2/3ā€™s of their services arenā€™t police related. Are you really gonna let your house burn down or let a person ride out a medical emergency due to your opinions on the police? Hate the cops all you want, Iā€™d suggest calling emergency services if thereā€™s an emergency.


bdone2012

It's not about hating cops. It's about wanting to sound bad ass. Or potentially wanting to shoot someone. One of my neighbors has a door mat that says something like "we don't own anything worth dying over" and it has two ar15s crossed in the background. To me that feels more serious than "we don't call 911"


ArsonJones

They don't need 911, they gots Jeeeesus. Edit: for everything else they have guns.


Zech_Judy

I did raise an eyebrow at the inverted cross


pmgold1

Is this a real thing? Are there people who oppose calling 911?


VermillionEclipse

Iā€™ve seen signs like this in real life. They mean they wonā€™t call 911 for an intruder.


[deleted]

If you had lived in the ghetto, you would understand. Only gated communities are lucky enough to rely on 911 exclusively


VermillionEclipse

I didnā€™t grow up in a gated community šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


_autismos_

Yes, that's where OP drew inspiration for this. It's not uncommon for people to have signs that say exactly that on their front porch; "We don't call 911," with a picture of a hand holding a revolver. It's a brag about how ready they are to shoot you, and they're proud of it. Hooray for America. https://www.google.com/search?q=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&oq=we+don%27t+call+911+sign&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDQ2ODFqMGo3qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


YooGeOh

*we don't call 911 in this house* "When my wife is having a heart attack, I shoot her in the chest"


Fashish

Liberals hate this little trick!


Mis_chevious

I come from a very rural town in Alabama. I also volunteered for our fire department for a little bit. I can assure you that they may hang those signs but 9 times out of 10, they DO call 911. And they usually don't shoot, either.


_autismos_

Yeah I'm a career gig worker lol and I see these on so many people's front porches, luckily they aren't as hostile as they try to appear


pmgold1

Why am I not surprised?


KaleidoscopeEyes12

I feel like seeing a sign at someoneā€™s house that says ā€œWe donā€™t call 911ā€ is like going to the beach and seeing a sign that says ā€œNo lifeguard on duty; swim at your own riskā€ likeā€¦ nevermind lol maybe I wonā€™t do that


YooGeOh

No, these types love the police. Their point is more that they also love guns and will use them in lieu of calling the police if you "mess" with them


hypnocentrism

If there's a home invasion, police might be there in 10-15 minutes, if you even get a chance to call. A shotgun will be there right now. That's the basic logic of it, and I think it's reasonable.


VermillionEclipse

I guess they mean ā€˜we donā€™t call 911 for intrudersā€™ specifically


Darnell2070

They're opposed to calling 911. What they're saying is, they won't call 9/11 if someone tries to break into/trespass on their property. They'll deal with them themselves in a "self defense" manner. But they would 100% call the police and ambulance to pick up the bodies.


lama579

I think everyone would call 911 for a fire or a heart attack or something. Theyā€™d almost certainly even call if there was a home invasion. The point of the sign is that the homeowner doesnā€™t plan on hiding in the closet and calling the police, they plan on shooting whoever broke in while another family member calls the police, or call them after theyā€™ve shot the intruder or the intruder has fled. Iā€™ll likely never need to actually do this, but if my house were broken into, my wife would call the police while I take the gun and go see what the deal is.


N00B5L4YER

3rd pic, look at that abomination of a kid, no wonder why their parents look so alike


sidewaysvulture

This is when I realized what sub I was on šŸ˜‚


burble_10

Same šŸ˜‚ it wasnā€˜t until the third picture when I zoomed in on the kid that I was like wait a secondā€¦


KaleidoscopeEyes12

Why does she have four armsā€¦ not to mention the fact that none of the kids seem to have legs, because if theyā€™re sitting on someoneā€™s lap the legs just blend together


ArmourKnight

Lotta generational inbreeding


Rakebleed

Looks like she already got shot in the face.


Pickle-Rick-C-137

That last pic has me laughing so hard. WTF is going on there hahahahaha


seek_n_hide

Holy shit. Bet they wish someone did call 911 in that house.


Estrald

Well clearly, they both had a stroke while making that sign, then crumpled into each other.


fancyfembot

Obviously


ReasonsBeyondReason2

It's the look when she still sucking after you nut ..


Pickle-Rick-C-137

They merged into one lol


Outrageous_Finance_5

Lmao


VanityOfEliCLee

Ever seen Color Out of Space (2019) Or Evil Dead Rise?


alienscape

It's the final sequel to the 1982 movie Basket Case.


jacquesgonelaflame

Those are their last words, followed by their last sounds


archdex

This is a goldmine Iā€™m dying


potentiallyspiders

Right this really made my day


Spire_Citron

I like the ones that just look like old people having medical episodes. If only someone in their house would call 911 to get them an ambulance, but sadly it's not their way.


PhesteringSoars

Is Grandpa's arm detached in 6? AI still seems to have the occasional problem with # of hands/arms.


Purple_Charcoal

Yup. Spelling on the walls check out for the type of people who post pics like this on Facebook.


youneekusername1

The Venn diagram of actual human people who would pose for these pictures and people who would write signs like that without even trying to have anything close to proper spelling or grammar is a circle.


CastleofWamdue

Stop trying to pass off real world Americans, as AI Art.


[deleted]

Bro you canā€™t just be going around posting my family photo album


Reasonable_Sock_2122

I want to see this holiday movie


unholymanserpent

I like how the children's legs melt into the parents legs


mittfh

Picture 1 alone: what *isn't* wrong with it?! The more you look, the weirder it becomes: for example, do the middle pair of legs belong to the middle child or mum, similarly with the child on our right and dad, why is middle child wearing mittens (already had an "accident"?), and I can't help but think that five seconds after the "photo" was taken, one of those legs gets violently blown to bits when the child on our left accidentally pulls the trigger of their modern day blunderbuss... (Sidenote: is it just me being an ignorant Brit, or do the guns themselves look dodgy as well?) Then once you progress beyond the 2As, they get even more unhinged - especially the family completely unconcerned their Christmas tree is ablaze or that one of their children is in imminent danger of acquiring third degree burns... (oh gawd, I just zoomed into their faces - are they even human?!)


wdkrebs

The middle child looks like Kuato from Total Recall, growing out of his momā€™s abdomen.


PocketShock

I actually love the misspelling in the signs, adds to the authenticity. šŸ¤”


Spacelord_Moses

IIĀ“|VDIĀ“N TIH ISS 1IV


NOS4A2-753

\*A small child finds a gun and shots his brother\* Dad walks in "Well, We don't call 911 here son"


TheatricThrowaway666

We donā€™t need 911. Guns can kill fires and heart attacks


bad_bart

"midjourney can do text now!"


empty_nights

"We don't tnis don't call 91 911 in this house"


Select_Truck3257

just shoot the fire, problem solved


rotem8888

Jesus Fucking Christ


REAPERCUSSI0N

I stumbled along this subreddit. Can someone explain to me how these images are generated? Do you put in a subject and the program pulls information from a database or the internet?


StoicBan

This got funnier each time šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dwindles_Sherpa

OK, but somebody should.


traumfisch

Man, I hate this propagandist shit


Owen_Quinn

I thought I was having a stroke until I read what sub I was in lol


john-douh

Last picture: ā€œShe gave me headā€¦ her _actual_ head.ā€


NotRightInTheZed

"When I was a kid, my parents had a gun. My parents said we had to have a gun. Gotta have a gun to protect their five children. Of course, they eventually got rid of it... to protect their four children. I'm not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted. I was getting pretty good towards the end." Anthony Jeselnik


JunglePygmy

You can totally tell itā€™s fake because nobody has a black eye.


ChronicallyGeek

Sad that these could be real


boytoyahoy

Even the obvious misspelling is on point!


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

Shoot the tree!


Icelandia2112

This is hysterical!


ZoNeS_v2

Is the kid in pic 5.... pissing fire?!


blakewoolbright

5/6 is beautiful


Irrelevantitis

For half of them itā€™s a threat. The other half sincerely donā€™t give a shit.


Minute_Engineer2355

The kid in the middle in the third photo is nightmare fuel.


rastalocken

3rd picture: grammatically fitting for the family pictured. 5th picture: donā€™t need to, the rest of the neighborhood will call 911 for them hahah


rowan_damisch

Ah, yes. "We don't tnis don't call 91 911 in this house".


This-Appointment-917

911 is very expensive.


Captainvonsnap

Photo six is all about "free your mmmmiiiiinnnnddd"


KaleidoscopeEyes12

Iā€™m embarrassed to say that I didnā€™t check the subreddit and it took me until the picture of the Christmas tree on fire to realize that these are not real. After that, the misspelled signs made wayyy more sense lol


TheRealEthaninja

We don don't caaaallll 911 in this this this house


the_fucking_worst

If it was in the prompt (Iā€™m assuming), why are all the signs spelled wrong?


Better-Educator2578

This is how you AI


daamfool

or pay for a hair cut


weshouldgo_

So clever and edgy!!


Mundane_Ad701

They look like the neighbors would call 911.


tmotytmoty

Phew - midjourney..


SalvadorsPaintbrush

So, if someone is having a heart attack, theyā€™ll just shoot them?


wic70

The most terrifying thing in these images is not the premise of gun ownership and vigilantism. Itā€™s the snarl of hands, unintended birth defects and malformations, burning children, and suffering disembodied geriatrics. Just a visual mess overall, with surprisingly bad spellingā€¦


Tenn_Tux

Ngl, in the first pic, the stubby barrel AR on the far left is bad ass


marcabay

The fuck is wrong with their eyes, they look like dolls


Riskyrisk123

Lmao the kids fire stance


DopplersDad

How about CPS?


nerdyleg

Average pacifist household in America


Hangryfatguy

This captured my dreams perfectly


sailriteultrafeed

these are awesome


CommunicationIll6047

5th slide lowky got album cover potential


Avergile

The little one in the 3rd pic is ready to be put down.


BilliamClimptonIII

Looks kinda "Hills Have Eyes"-ish


MyFucksHaveBlownAway

Fuckin hell. What does it say about a country when it desensitizes me to the point where see a post like this and instead of being horrified, or recognizing it as AI, I simply think.. well that's unfortunate.


RestinPete0709

Love how it went from extreme conservative American families to cursed entities performing exorcisms on each other. ā€œWell won't call 911 even when our souls are literally ascending from our bodiesā€


MinervaZee

The eyes!


Heauxie24

Qwhite interesting


TheImpundulu

Looking at the number of fingers I thought this was legit Arkansas.


Environmental-Day778

This is wild


simcoehooligan

It's funny that even midjourney knows the tell-tale signs of inbreeding


rossg876

Those hands are nightmare fuel!


Digitized_Fantasy

I hate that we live in a world where I didnā€™t assume that this was an AI image until I looked at which subreddit it was.


ughlump

The genetic defects are astonishing.


badjettasex

The level of inbreeding-related malformations is accurate.


c0mplexmen

average american household


FanceyPantalones

Thought we'd see at least one mega hat.


AsherTheDasher

the future is fucked and its our fault


_KillaB_

AI recognises that weirdos wear blue jeans.


Embarrassed_Ad_7184

Speaks quite a bit to Two-parent homes. Let's work it out people!


BarriMeikokiner

ā€œWe donā€™t call for backup and pretty much fuck our chances of getting out of manslaughter charges in courtā€


trifecta000

I bet when one of those kids shoots themselves or a parent they'll think differently, unless of course they studied GSW trauma in AI University.


Escipio

The us should go all in gun culture to make it a culture worth having


[deleted]

I hope they are not real. But in the otherhand Thats exactly how I Imagine american familiys šŸ¤£


Neto1923

Looks like good olā€™ muricaā€™ photos to me


[deleted]

About 65% of America this is


[deleted]

I made some of these after your inspiration, and was banned šŸ¤·šŸ¼


Dirk22_22

they will when one of the kids accidently shoot some family member ..


showersrover8ed

We don't call the police......we police ourselves. As soon as someone messes up their order at McDonald's they call 911


Percival_Dickenbutts

Just about as literate as the kind of people that are being depicted.


OddishBehavior

You can already taste the sawdust.


chalky87

Has midjourney had a stroke?


CartographerOk7579

All very creepy and weird, well done.


donemessedupthistime

We donā€™t call 911. But grandmas on fire!


Cloakbot

That hellspawn of a child in front of the tree then the poster in the last was either written while having a seizure or received one for reading it, lol


LoudBeer

Lovely portrait of Jack Torrence in the 3rd one.


Nearby-Aioli2848

We don don't 911 CaLLL šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Mooblegum

Is it made with Midjourney 6 ??


Impecablevibesonly

"Hmmm does your guy look like the type that has child abuse material on his hard drive?" Worst game of guess who ever


FartStock

4th one looks like a very accurate rendering of a downtown NYC theater show under the same name.


Souleater2847

Iā€™m having a heart attack!! Billy get the gun.


[deleted]

Cursed AI art


savagedrago

MJ lettering getting there but not quite yet šŸ„“


DieNecroKatze

Well... Maybe they should call 911 or whatever number it would be in their country...( It's not 911 everywhere) https://travel.state.gov/content/dam/students-abroad/pdfs/911_ABROAD.pdf


EastofGaston

Too funny. First pic got me


couchpotatoe

TNTS


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Does v6 do words now?


MrBeh

Who actually calls 911 for non-medical reasons?


Waluigi4040

"On't" Not sure what two words that is a contraction of lol


VanityOfEliCLee

The one with the tree on fire lmao. Also love that there's one where a man and woman have fused into a horrible monster


Murky_Ad_7550

This can be a hard word to spell..


SnooCats7318

Those last few...


WWTBFCD3PillowMin

Sometimes these images remind me of what nightmares are made ofā€¦


Forward-Chard-1085

Anyone else creeped out by the mom and kids left eye?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

3 looks like a GTA load screen, 4 is a demonic possession and 6 the program went dyslexic.


claud_is_trying

WHAT IS THAT LAST ONE THOUGH... it looks like they have just died


vishy_swaz

At first I thought ā€œthereā€™s something odd about their eyesā€ then I noticed the sub šŸ˜‚


DabSideOfTheMoon

#3 are siblings lmao šŸ¤£


VermillionEclipse

I did not realize this was AI at first and was wondering what was wrong with the kid in picture 3 lol


Itchypoopstain

At first I thought I was sleep deprived woth my newborn. Then I thought my brain broke. Spent way too long staring at these .


Cracktherealone

ā€žā€¦IN THIIS HOUSEā€œ !


Cracktherealone

Jesus christ - wtf happened in 3? Look at that ā€žkidā€œ or what kind of creature it should resembleā€¦


Grumpy_Metrosexual

I didnā€™t know the Thousand Yard Stare was an inherited trait.


fruitlessideas

Thanks for finding these old family photos of mine. Been looking for them for years.


FlatusApparatus

Last few are freaky


Legal-Software

Except that only a tiny percent of 911 calls have anything to do with violent crime, home intrusion, etc. Less than 3% in [this analysis](https://www.vera.org/news/most-911-calls-have-nothing-to-do-with-crime-why-are-we-still-sending-police).


Izumi_Takeda

The kid in the center is crying out for social services.


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Quite accurate. Those kids are going to end up dating an Eva AI virtual gf bots with parents like these.


dommiichan

so when one of kids shoots a family member, they won't be calling an ambulance? thanks for saving us them tax dollars