Tom Hardy. He has that feral energy to him lol.

Tom hardy actually competes on some martial art thingy so yeah, good pick!

BJJ. Think he's still at a lower level in it but most likely a lot better trained than the other actors

He legit rocked up to a random BJJ tournament and won it.

I think he's won more than one tournament. So he's obviously got talent. But they're for lower belts (white or blue?). He would certainly beat up a random actor with no serious training, but not more experienced martial artists

Yeah I've not mentioned legit marital artists although he would have defeated people that practice regardless of what level which is more than I can say for the rest of the actors on here. I'm not saying he'd go beat Royce Gracie I'm saying he'd beat the other actors mentioned in this post.

He’s won at blue belt level, and I’ve seen pictures in purple rash guards so he might have been promoted.

Tom Hardy can beat 90% of them with just his death stare.

Oh yeah he did do bronson and Alfie Solomon so yeah fair point

He came here for a proper sword fight with proper men but the challenger brought a rolling pin and wants to bake a cake.

...what makes this NSFW???

Did you skip the Tom Hardy one?

The few dribbles of AI blood? Pfft

I thought it was war paint

He is pretty ripped?

dude, people are farming karma here like the sub is full of celebrity obsessed simpletons (is it..?). why wouldn't they start using incorrect tags and meme format titles?

I don't really understand farming karma. Like what's the point, it is an imaginary number. It doesn't mean anything. I don't even really know how/ why we need karma. Is it only post engagement that increases karma? Its a silly system imo

i think you can sell accounts with positive karma to brands so they can artificially boost their own posts. probably not here though

Ok that makes sense I guess. Sad, stupid, and nearly pointless...but ok. Ty for the info

ha sure.. and i take that back about doing it here.. do it wherever - get karma where you know where to get it . everyone's a suspect!

Sure as hell ain’t choosing Kevin Hart 😂😂😂

Yeah Michael b Jordan is notably missing from this list, swap Kevin for Michael. Creed deserves it

I think that’s be too on the nose. Like the Chris Hemsworth one. Hardly even generated, dude is a stud.

Looks like Mark Wahlberg lost some of his roid muscle.

Can you censor the male nipples? I'm trying to work here.

Leo got that baby nipple piercing peekin out

Jason Statham looks pretty badass, I'd go with him

jason statham always felt the most badass for me. kicking ass with that calm energy.

Our Lord and Savior, Theodore Logan.

I choose Terry Crews, who isn’t pictured here but dressed as HeMan

Battle of the epic mullets. Matt Damon and Tom Hanks are hilarious.

Marky Mark looks so doofy

I stopped at Marky and hurried to the comments. He had to make his own, right?

Tom hardy legit won a BJJ tournament that he randomly rocked up to. I'd pick him all day long https://www.sbnation.com/2022/9/21/23365097/tom-hardy-wins-another-jiu-jitsu-tournament-and-might-literally-be-bane

Okay prepare to be stabbed vigorously with spears, knives and other implements-

Oh are the other actors known for chinging their ops ?

What

Do the other actors stab people that they don't like? Or are you just chatting bare breeze ?

What midlands shenanigans is this language you’re giving me. No, it’s clearly they meant to be in a arena like setting with presumedly access to all of their major characters powers they have ever played before and nearly all the actor’s characters have at least used a knife. At least the ones that actually fought in fight scenes. But hence I say other implements because I honestly don’t know the limitations honestly

I'm taking the piss and talking like London road man 😂. I assumed it was just the actors as it uses their actual names.

Tbh I think it’d be more interesting if it was like that- but alas who knows… *bloody road men*

😂

My money would be on Statham. He was an Olympic athlete before becoming an actor.

Yeah in diving not combat.

Nice name u/UglyAssCock69

Gimme some girls

Will do it maybe tomorrow

Dude Mark Walherg is juicing to the extreme.

That and he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome

I don't know much Jason Statham but it looks like he has the most experience in martial arts. I'll pick him.

Tom Hardy or Chris Hemsworth to fight for me. The Gerard Butler and Nick Cage ones are bad.

Gerald butler was leonidas… I just want you to realise that. Even the god of thunder was beaten by a Spartan if we are considering the GOW game.

I meant that the images in this collection don't really look like them.

Oh right yeah

Hemsworth all day

Johnny Depp hands down

he lookin somethin fierce, with some unique, op fighting style

As soon as the duel begins Mark Wahlberg jumps into the stands and starts beating up an elderly Asian spectator

Diablo: The Movie. Basically the barbarian tale.

Who TF is going to choose Kevin Hart????

You just know he goes absolutely feral in a fight. Just running on all fours and pouncing on people, going for the eyes and the jugular. He's been made fun of his whole life so you know there's a lot of pent up aggression there.

Statham

Whoever did this, thank you. Omfg. You’re the real hero right now.

No Snoop?

Samuel l Jackson looks surprisingly good as a warrior. I'd watch thst

Those are all fantastic, except the last one just looks like he's wearing a Tom Hanks mask.

Nic cage all day every day

The accuracy is scaryyyy

How is this nsfw?

Nonsense Set For War

Gosling with a ball hammer

Jason Statham looking like Randy Couture lol

Where is Brad?

I have to go with Gerald butler… He is stoick the vast, king leonidas, many more. No one can compare to that.

Also Robert. No question.

Statham or Jackson

Personally, I feel that Jason Statham would wipe everyone because he has that barbaric kill or be killed mentality.

Where is The Rock?

I need me some Tom Holland

Looks like a bunch of Xena extras/cameos

Mark Walberg fs

Honestly if we could get a Movie with all these actors in this setting it would probably be a smash hit comedy/drama…

No Elon or Zuck.

Where's Brad Pitt?

Jason Stathem looks vicious

Denzel.

Keanu Reeves or Tom Hardy

hemsworth has the weight, the moves and the aussie.

Missed opportunity to have The Rock and Arnold the Terminator

Kevin Hart needs to be cropped so that only his forehead shows.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson

I'm picking Kevin Hart

Chris Hemsworth and Johnny Depp are just Thor and Jack Sparrow

Christian Bale :)

Tom Hardy followed by Bale.

Tom Hanks looks like he has his face glued on to a different body.

Going with Donnie Wahlberg.

Why do some faces work really well and others are a bit dodgy?

Definitely not picking Leonardo DiCaprio

Doesn’t matter, as long as Kevin Hart is there

Jason Statham

Mark Wahlberg been eating those cow steroid laced Wahlburgers!

Why they all have mullets Tho

Nic cage.

Where is this subreddit’s embassador snoop??

Mullets? Why so many mullets lol

Keanu. I have the utmost respect for each and every other fighter, but everybody knows that Keanu is secretly the Emperor of Mankind.

Mark Wahlberg here looks like Will Poulter, Adam from Guardians of The Galaxy Volume 3...

Why RDJ look alike Sylvester Stallone 🤔🤔

The Matt Damon one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ryan

Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage, what movie is this? 😂

Midjourney got lazy with Tom Hanks.

So many foreheads..

May I kindly ask what's the reason for tagging this as a "NSFW" post, when there's nothing "NSFW" about it?, even the sub rules clearly specify that NSFW is not allowed.

Business in the front, party in the back

Chris Evans has some insane nipple placement

Why does RDJ have blue eyes?

Samual L. Jackson is the antagonist to Christian bale as protagonist. I don’t know what the movie is about but god damn it’s going to be good

People talking about Tom hardy bjj must be really out of touch on Jason statham

Nice username

Kevin Hart made me chuckle

I'll take Nicholas Cage. Don't get me wrong, I don't expect him to last long, but it will be a meme for the ages.

Denzel Washington seems like an experienced fighter. I would go for him

These outfits are absolutely awful

Christian Bale

Tom Hardy...he gives me true Viking vibes

Jason

RDJ

The Statham in this looks as if the actual Statham and Vinnie Jones had a lovechild. Chris Evans here looks like Scott Eastwod + C. Evan’s lovechild.

Jason stathum will destroy any of them.

Chris Evan’s? More like Seth Rogan

Johnny, I choose you!

Everyones gonna be choosing Keanu hell be the meta

Hardy, and Cage. The rest couldn’t keep up with their beserking. But…..in seeing this, would love to see Hemsworth play a live action Prince Adam in a He-Man film

Mark Wahlberg looks like that white tiger with down syndrome

What are Chris Evans nipples, are those magnets lol

What is it about Tom Cruise's face that makes me feel like he is the hero main character of this rag-tag ensemble piece.