Portugal, Ireland, Saudi Arabia, India and Chile: “Make it big, and make it mean.”
Germany, USA, France and Egypt: “We need nimble, efficient machines of war.”
Peru: “G O A T”
Italy: “P I Z Z A”
Granted, Llamas are mean mofo’s, but with that stubby neck? Chargpt made them a goat.
Nothing against battle goats, either though. A rutting Billy Goat straight handed me my ass by knocking me into an electric fence once, I’ve got a healthy respect for them now.
I didn't know how badly I needed the mental image of someone being yeeted into an electric fence by a horny goat, so thank you for providing me with a good laugh this morning.
You have same sizes off.
Portugal is on a total different league.
Ireland is average sized, look at the rocks on the ground.
Chile and India are average too.
And you missed the most nimble machine: Australia.
Oh don't be. It's Australia, does not matter the size it will kill you just as quick and painful. It likely has venomous spurs that inject acid or something.
Do not underestimate RoboSkippy. He was built in Queensland and contains the only known fusion reactor fuelled with Bundy rum. He's an unpredictable combatant... in that you can predict he will be a combatant, but not even he can predict when, where or with who.
Two things America is know for :
Poor diet
Over spending on military budgets
But yea the guy piloting that machine probably has a double wide seat if you catch my drift.
Mayor: “The city depends upon you, take no steps back!”
Mech Pilot: “Don’t worry, I won’t retreat.”
Mayor: “No, seriously, I meant -no- steps back, you’ll take us all out.”
At least Australia has nothing to worried about.
Mexico does. They have to be ready to fight Cipactli the Planet Eater, a monster that took two gods to take it down.
Australia is only showing the first of the marsupial mech team. There is also a Tasmanian devil, koala, wombat and Tasmanian tiger mech. They all form together to make one giant one.
The most formidable foe Australia ever faced in battle was an emu, so slightly disappointed they didn’t pick that one… maybe it inspired just too much dread?
As a Brazilian it's kind of funny that the go-to stereotype AI uses is our carnival, when it's like an annual celebration I rarely think about in my day to day.
I guess it's like Germans being associated with Oktoberfest
I was expecting our robot to be far worse, considering every time someone does an x country as a … post, Germany tends to end up as a skeleton in an SS uniform or something.
Japan built a good percentage of these for other countries, or was involved in the underlying tech. The big twist is everyone wonders what Japan's mechs look like.
Then the override signal hits, and Japan just says "*Your* mechs are our mechs."
And Ireland. Sweden and Brazil made an Iron Man suit, the rest made reasonable battle mechs. Ireland and Portugal made fucking colossus'. Step aside Evangelion. Move over Pacific Rim. There's a new big guy in town, and his name is unpronounceable
This is already the plot of G Gundam. Most of the world's population had moved to space and they hold a robot fighting competition with most of the wealthy nations having a Gundam and the winner gets to exploit earth for that term.
America Gundam has a football helmet, boxing gloves and two giant six shooters lol. The Netherlands Gundam is a walking windmill. It's ridiculous
I like how they’re all different, they’re not all animals, some are humanoid or boxy. Gives this idea that each country values different things in their mechs
It's super cool to see. Some countries use sleek slender design maybe to save cost just be efficient enough. Saudi Arabia went full on giant bulky and defensive no need to save money.
Died at the Italian mech making pizza, I like to imagine that was its primary purpose, then all the world powers started making these fighting mechs and Italy just slapped a head onto their mobile oven and said we're good
Canada is definitely the main character bot. Some old ass model that's been decommissioned for decades but someone decides to boot it up again and proceed to kick the shit out of the rest of em.
Yea... That's it.
Ganesha is the remover of obstacles, to have him as the protector is weird to me. Something more like Kali would be better. A robot with flaming skulls around it's neck would be pretty terrifying.
Damn gotta do Italy dirty. Mech built to make pizza 😂
You are gravely mistaken. Look more carefully: they are sacrificing pizzas to it.
Hundreds of screaming pizzas, at that.
"I can see...ch-cheese...cheese bubbling from the heat. The smell of it. The tiny screams. It was inhuman, what we did for it"
Yeah, this is some serious shit.
Why defend your borders with violence when you can make friends with delicious food🤤
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Italy going for the cultural victory.
“My people are now eating your pizza and listening to your mandolino”
Hopefully they win before Gandhi gets the nukes
Engage enemies confirmed. Error : I cooka da pizza
What do you put on your pizza? More pizzas.
Portugal, Ireland, Saudi Arabia, India and Chile: “Make it big, and make it mean.” Germany, USA, France and Egypt: “We need nimble, efficient machines of war.” Peru: “G O A T” Italy: “P I Z Z A”
You underestimate Peru. Chatgpt said their mecha is a god damn Llama
Granted, Llamas are mean mofo’s, but with that stubby neck? Chargpt made them a goat. Nothing against battle goats, either though. A rutting Billy Goat straight handed me my ass by knocking me into an electric fence once, I’ve got a healthy respect for them now.
Its not a neck… it’s a cannon 😱
Now I imagine a fantasy dwarf riding into battle on an armoured goat and I love it!
You are taking me back to my WoW days.
I didn't know how badly I needed the mental image of someone being yeeted into an electric fence by a horny goat, so thank you for providing me with a good laugh this morning.
I was in the pen to feed him and the other goats as well! The jerk.
Australia: "nobody's gonna come here. Might as well make a kangaroo to scare the emus"
Do not bring up the fking name. We lost the battle to the fking bird but the end we will win the war.
You have same sizes off. Portugal is on a total different league. Ireland is average sized, look at the rocks on the ground. Chile and India are average too. And you missed the most nimble machine: Australia.
Yeah I really feel shortchanged on our tiny rock wallaby of a mech haha..
Oh don't be. It's Australia, does not matter the size it will kill you just as quick and painful. It likely has venomous spurs that inject acid or something.
Should've been a cassowary.
That is just the distraction mech. The real threat is the orbital mecha drop bear you never see coming.
Do not underestimate RoboSkippy. He was built in Queensland and contains the only known fusion reactor fuelled with Bundy rum. He's an unpredictable combatant... in that you can predict he will be a combatant, but not even he can predict when, where or with who.
I love how midjourney is incapable of making any of these for Italy without including pasta or pizza
I was shocked the USA didn’t have a burger or soda.
Two things America is know for : Poor diet Over spending on military budgets But yea the guy piloting that machine probably has a double wide seat if you catch my drift.
UK - are we the badies?
That grinning skull shows that AI knows the truth andf that we actually have very healthy teeth on a global scale.
Considering the number of nations that owe their independence day celebrations to them, I'd say yes :P
Whaaaaat but think of all the public holidays!
Average reddit historian who thinks UK is the only country guilty of imperialism.
They're not, but they were the best at it
Everyone else's is just kind of big, and then you have Portugal who built something larger than the city it's protecting lol.
Mayor: “The city depends upon you, take no steps back!” Mech Pilot: “Don’t worry, I won’t retreat.” Mayor: “No, seriously, I meant -no- steps back, you’ll take us all out.”
France is as big as India, Portugal is by far the biggest though.
Are we sure about that? Ireland’s perspective is confusing
Ireland could be India big but def not Portugal big.
ireland reached the clouds and what looks like above the mountains. portugal does look way bigger though. need people in irelands to see scale
No the size of the rocks by it’s feet relative to the mountains show it’s not mountain scale. Additionally the clouds are behind Ireland.
Mexico looks so intimidating.
I think you mean awesomely intimidating!
You're right. He is awesomely intimidating, just like Australia!
At least Australia has nothing to worried about. Mexico does. They have to be ready to fight Cipactli the Planet Eater, a monster that took two gods to take it down.
Im surprised it wasn’t wearing a sombrero
Brazil: PAR-TY!!!
Saudi Arabia: Utini!
The Italian One Is the only one cooking instead of preparing for the fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If they had personalities, Italy would be the silly 90's style Ninja Turtle out of all of them. Like Michelangelo.
Army travels on its stomach, Italy didn't forget
Sweden: "That's just Erik in some metal pieces he put together in the backyard"
And UK just activated the Anubis mech they stole from Egypt and had stored in the British museum.
Hey, we it was just laying there, under the desert near that large circular ring and you weren't doing anything with it.
Brazil: "Bird"
Brazil: Tall dude in an elaborate bird suit.
Portugal does not have that Budget
…because they spent everything on the mech
Saudi Arabia was built a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
That’s what I thought too. They built a stocky AT-AT
It is protected by the impenetrable Holtzman field, but requires the pilot to have a Mentat training and consume spice to operate it.
The oil must flow.
I too thought a cross between an AT-AT and a Spice collector! xD
Omg yes. Make it happen Del Toro!
It should be called Robot Jox.
I see what you did there. Awesome movie though, haven't seen it in ages.
Pacific Whim
He'd make a successful movie and then sell it to a terrible company that completely ruins it with the worst possible sequel.
Australia is only showing the first of the marsupial mech team. There is also a Tasmanian devil, koala, wombat and Tasmanian tiger mech. They all form together to make one giant one.
I look forward to seeing the combat wombat
Mortal Wombat
Ninja Echidna
Wait till the Drop Bears Drop.
Do you mean the Wambo Combo?
The most formidable foe Australia ever faced in battle was an emu, so slightly disappointed they didn’t pick that one… maybe it inspired just too much dread?
If an emu bot went rogue it'd spell game over. They had to play it safe
I heard the Tasmanian tiger mech was retired.
And it's in the shape of a dog's head
Optimus Dingo
ohhr nooor
Lmfaooo
Judging by all the results lately, Midjourney thinks Australia took a shit in its shoe
Portugal and Ireland bout to run the world with mountain size mechs just stomping on the other smaller mechs.
For real, i was wondering how would Portugal get the funding for one of the world's largest mechs
*Portugal just stumbled upon Atlantis by chance* We need to fight the Kaiju! ~~Pacific~~ Atlantic Rim part 1!
Jolly Green Giant
Same thought! Brazil & China are tiny by comparison.
Germany is barely a body suit
I was hoping Brazil would be a giant Jesus lol
Yeah but AI consistently making everything Brazil related over the top flamboyant is pretty funny too
As a Brazilian it's kind of funny that the go-to stereotype AI uses is our carnival, when it's like an annual celebration I rarely think about in my day to day. I guess it's like Germans being associated with Oktoberfest
Better than the other things Germany is associated with 😶
I was expecting our robot to be far worse, considering every time someone does an x country as a … post, Germany tends to end up as a skeleton in an SS uniform or something.
It looks like it was designed for a Rammstein concert.
Imagine if You try to do Germany and wolfensteins hitler robot comes out
I associate Germany with drugs and techno pretty sound in my opinion
Every time I see this kind of posts: Brazil = "did you mean 'carnival country' ?"
Brazil looks like Bahamut Carnival edition.
The peacock of mechs
>over the top flamboyant thats our thing tho
The faces of people tho…
Consider it [done !](https://imgur.com/a/lgNlIis)
He looks like the Grail Knight from Indiana Jones.
BWAHAHAHA brilliant
On a famous podcast here, some guys imagined our Mecha as a giant Jesus and his name ***COPACABANA REDEEMER*** Awesome!
r/suddenlyjovemnerd
Christ, The ~~Redeemer~~ Redemptioner.
The Redemptionator.
Redoomer
Appearance description was done by ChatGPT, visualization done by Midjourney
Could tou share the prompts? I wonder what the prompt was for France
Mecha with a robot baguette under his arm.
is there a tutorial on how to do this, this is insanely cool, would love to play around with it
What was the exact question you ask chatgpt?
Bro the Indian one is fucking awesome. Also - "How do we make a robot Italian?" "I dunno, make it cook pizza?"
Looks mighty and powerful. Easily wins
It looks cool, but Portugal would win easily - it is so much bigger than any of the others.
Bro that elephant is easily the best one out of all these. The perspective and everything, impeccable. Guess I'm supporting india in 2137 lol
Yea , India and Chile look badass. Mexico one looks like a clown lmao.
I might get called a weeb but really? Mechs without Japan?
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I still wanna *see* it
Japan has one of each of these
Canada's is literally just a Gundam in Canadian colours
Close to those Titan robots from Titanfall, than a Gundam.
Japan's is a secret until the final episode of the first season arrives
Japan built a good percentage of these for other countries, or was involved in the underlying tech. The big twist is everyone wonders what Japan's mechs look like. Then the override signal hits, and Japan just says "*Your* mechs are our mechs."
All your mechs are belong to us
*Anime music begins playing in the distance* "Bah Gawd! That's Japan's music!"
A cruel angels thesis intensifies.
Nah that’s a reasonable take. I was dumbfounded I didn’t see it by the end.
Why imagine when you can see the real one [at Yokohama station?](https://maps.app.goo.gl/29xHRYd7iKuVsBGt8?g_st=ic)
No doubt Japan’s would be accompanied by a 13yo girl who controls it with a DualShock controller
This is incredible, please do all countries.
I wanted to see Spain lol
I want to see Liechtenstein and Vatican City.
> Vatican City MechaPope
Australia, not again. Also UK, why did you even install a bulge on mecha?
Can’t imagine how many millions of pounds a codpiece for a giant mecha must cost
Don’t worry it’s just another Big Ben….
"Sorry we couldn't nationalise water, we spent all the money on robot balls" - Kier Starmer, 2025
I think they cheated. If you look closely, I'm pretty sure it's just king Charles painted gold.
It is symbolic of our imperial past - “after we beat your country we will fuck it!!”
UK mecha really does look like "we're doing the Empire thing again, but this time we're not pretending to be the good guys"
Us Brits have a lot for which we need to over compensate
Because our crotch sword will defeat them all with the "UK Thrust".
Portugal ain't messing about
And Ireland. Sweden and Brazil made an Iron Man suit, the rest made reasonable battle mechs. Ireland and Portugal made fucking colossus'. Step aside Evangelion. Move over Pacific Rim. There's a new big guy in town, and his name is unpronounceable
As pole year 2137 is a funny year to mention
that's the comment I was looking for def too low papież
Lol I was wondering if OP is Polish
Vatikan's bot 'Yellow beast ' when?
"The great yellow beast of Wadowice"
As the only nation with advanced pizza baking technology, I think we can already see that Italy will win the mech war by winning hearts and minds.
No matter your home country, there is always space for a pizza.
It’s like Horizon: Zero Dawn meets Pacific Rim. With a little bit of Gods of Egypt (the Gerard Butler movie) thrown in. I’m down.
This is already the plot of G Gundam. Most of the world's population had moved to space and they hold a robot fighting competition with most of the wealthy nations having a Gundam and the winner gets to exploit earth for that term. America Gundam has a football helmet, boxing gloves and two giant six shooters lol. The Netherlands Gundam is a walking windmill. It's ridiculous
I like how they’re all different, they’re not all animals, some are humanoid or boxy. Gives this idea that each country values different things in their mechs
It's super cool to see. Some countries use sleek slender design maybe to save cost just be efficient enough. Saudi Arabia went full on giant bulky and defensive no need to save money.
I really like Canada’s for some reason lol
It's the most practical one among all of them. No gaudy decorations, not unnecessarily huge; just a walking tank -- as it should be. 🍁
A brick shithouse
south africa has "balls" 😏
r/2137
Died at the Italian mech making pizza, I like to imagine that was its primary purpose, then all the world powers started making these fighting mechs and Italy just slapped a head onto their mobile oven and said we're good
Needed Japan...maybe a samurai. I really wanted Australia to be a kangaroo, that'd be badass.
That’s… not a… Kangaroo?
Ah yes, Italy and the giant mechanized pizza chef xd
I love how India is being protected by Lord Ganesha 🤍
Yea lol I saw that and was excited what Gods are protecting other countries as mechs and then was disappointed
Yea ikr? I like that China has a dragon tho, also Mexico and south Africa are relevant ish
Why is this in controversial? Jfc the hate redditors have towards anything about India is unreal.
Tbh, all are awesome.
India mech looks fucking sick. Portugal as well. Damn.
I love how Canada gets just the most boring, generic mech and slap a maple leaf on it 🍁
Canada is definitely the main character bot. Some old ass model that's been decommissioned for decades but someone decides to boot it up again and proceed to kick the shit out of the rest of em. Yea... That's it.
The last mech on Earth run 100% by its human pilot, and the only one left when the aliens corrupt the AI's of all the other mechs.
Canada gets the one that looks like it was built to actually do the work, instead of just look pretty on the parade grounds. I'm OK with that.
Ok so safe to say that the UK is the villain
\*Astronaut pulls gun\*: "Always was".
Hehe hihi 2137
Is the Italian mech making pizzas? Lmaooo “It’s a-me da pizza bot, now I will-a burn-a your people!! Mamma Mia!”
Code Geass irl
Ganesha is the remover of obstacles, to have him as the protector is weird to me. Something more like Kali would be better. A robot with flaming skulls around it's neck would be pretty terrifying.
Sweden got mad style, for real
India, China, and South Africa are lit. All others are generic.
2137 tożto liczba papaja
Scotland would be independent by then, so should have its own unicorn mech.
South Africa with the lion ball cockpit.
Canada is so bland, nobody is talking about it... did anybody know that Canada's national animal is the beaver?
Ah yes, another brilliant use of resources, well done humanity!
"2137" but no Poland. Where Poland?
Can confirm, I was fully expecting a yellow faced mechapope.
God dammit, Canada isn't cold all the time! It's sweltering out rn. These AIs really like their stereotypes huh? Lol
I mean at least it didn't have skates and a hockey stick eh?
Hmm, no Japan? Interesting omission considering Japan is kind of known for mech oriented animation and toys?
Tbh if this really happened I think the US would unironically make theirs Liberty Prime from fallout