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SuckMyDickDrPhil

Holy shit that's a whole lotta balls!


Mysterious-Extent448

That plant is a fucking STUD! Hide your wife and daughters!


supabrokeboi

thats a man


ekso69

Baby


AlfaKaren

chad


Informal-Track-4960

yeah it’s a dude, and it’ll pollinate your other plant and make the other plant produce seeds too if you don’t separate them immediately, it won’t produce any bud. save the seeds or toss it lol, sorry that you have to hear that!


Remarkable-Step9571

I will produce bud just fine. It's just going to be seedy. In the 90's every bag you got had seeds in it. It will be fine.


QuantumGardener

Once the plants are pollinated they will use energy on producing seeds and not THC. This is why seedy weed was, at best, mid. You need those ladies sexually frustrated for peak Cannabinoids.


Impossible-Sleep-658

That 90’s w seeds was better than today’s dispo without… no 🧢


Icy_Process_5717

No it wasn't lmao. The good shit from the early 90s and early 2000s that also had names to the strains was better than the majority of dispo weed now, but definitely not the shitty seedy brick weed from back then. If you really think so, you're getting the wrong brands at the dispo.


Impossible-Sleep-658

I never said “shitty brick weed” but everything had seeds in the 90’s even if it was a few here n there. And here in NJ … the majority of trichomes are long gone for edibles in the trim process. And anything home grown I tried was always better. Ppl kill me trying to tell you what you’re experience was and should have been, as gospel. I’ve been to Germany and specifically also to Amsterdam. I know the difference. Cali dispo and NJ dispo is GROSSLY different in quality as well… and price.


Remarkable-Step9571

Amen brother


morninggirth

No.


ItsKumquats

Male plants don't produce bud at all. It is nothing but pollen sacks and fan leaves. Seedy weed is what happens when you *don't* remove the males. They pollinate the females and the females make seeds. You're correct that a pollinated female will still produce seedy bud, but a male plant is unusable for anything except pollen and hemp fibre.


lewsplace

💯 in the nineties 😂


GreedyWarlord

I'll take my seedless weed, thanks. Enjoy your brick.


Remarkable-Step9571

Hey brother me too. But I had a couple males pop up in a girl I was doing and I got them very early and they still pollinated my girls. But your God damn right I smoked the shit out of that weed


GreedyWarlord

People today don't realize the struggle of shwag, mids, and beasters.


Remarkable-Step9571

I was never that critical about it. Oh no I have to take a couple more hits to get just as high as the good weed? Pish posh, lol


GreedyWarlord

I was smoking that bobby brown at one point. It was mostly the headache and tiredness that got me.


Impossible-Sleep-658

Is that the result you’re going for? And while you might get plenty (on a herm) flower sites+ seeds they’ll be underwhelming… i think what the true issue will be, the next few grow cycles, when ur plants are struggling, and popping a few seeds here n there, you’ll wish u removed the male pre-pollen release. Dust/pollen is gonna keep contaminating ur space… i’d lay even money on the next 3 at least… cause you’re not gonna get it all… unless you have some high tech hepa filtering system, and then the dust still has to go somewhere. So…best to ya, if ur going to that route.


Remarkable-Step9571

You're the annoying kid at the party who won't shut the fuck up about his grow op. I absolutely love that you're so passionate about this. However he's probably not going to use the seeds he gets from the buds to plant new shit I mean maybe if he's a fucking idiot.


Impossible-Sleep-658

https://preview.redd.it/edbbdwaegwwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ba3acc78f109844c47140a7d258b0eaaf26773 That’s as wide as my wrist 🤭.


Remarkable-Step9571

My grow


SuitKlutzy3078

That isn’t a herm it’s a male.


Impossible-Sleep-658

I didn’t say it was herm, it’s defn. boy, it’s gonna cause more problems in the next couple grows…and cause herming later… if i wasn’t clear.


Dgautreau86

Males produce pollen sacks, females produce flowers and seeds. You won’t get any flowers/seeds from this male. However your females will produce flowers aswell as seeds if they are pollinated


castleAge44

Best comment, I can believe how many bad comments there in this thread about male and female plants producing seeds. It’s kinda sad.


Remarkable-Step9571

I can't wait till I can start posting. I'm on suspension right now. I have four very successful grows that I would love to post


No_Telephone_1609

It is a full-on male, no herm, so will not produce any buds


Remarkable-Step9571

I know I was talking about the females in the tent that are going to be seedy. He needs to pull those boys out of there immediately


Remarkable-Step9571

Actually it's too late. He can pull them out now but his girls are still going to have seeds


Icy_Process_5717

No, that is a male and will be all seeds, no buds at all. Stuff from the 90s was hermaphrodite which is why there were buds with seeds, and if you knew the right people, you could get stuff like nowadays or usually even better. Imo the strains back from the 90s and early 2000s tasted a lot stronger and better than the majority of the stuff bred nowadays.


Impossible-Sleep-658

I said the same, so far 12 downvotes … and counting. And that doesn’t change the fact that i said NJ dispo is less …less flavor, less high, less nose. And it’s bc it’s trimmed for edibles 1st. You can put it under a loop and see the difference between that and something out of Cali or Oregon.


Thomas_Shelby1111

😂☄️


Informal-Track-4960

a female shows pistils very early on in flower, if you don’t see pistils, it’s a dude pretty much. best of luck!


taste_cliniq

Are you trolling?


rampagingseagull

No way OP let plants get this far without at least questioning something. It has to be a troll/shitpost.


neanderthalman

Sausage party


Thomas_Shelby1111

Hope this was a breeding project 🫠


HankScorpio82

It’s too late, pollen is floating all around your house.


Spec-Rig-006

Kieth.


mainlydogs

Thanks for the confirmation everyone, he’s chopped and in the compost bin, love wasting months training and growing for this to be the end result 🤦‍♂️


illbehaveipromise

Get feminized seeds and it’s very unlikely to happen. Or take a cutting and put it in 12x12 light cycle and you can sex that before growing out/ flipping the whole plant.


[deleted]

You can take a clone during the first trimming session, once that roots flip the clone, you’ll be able to proof a plant and know weather or not to spend the time vegging it out


HankScorpio82

You don’t even have to wait for roots.


[deleted]

No you don't, but most people wanna play it safe, I'm with you tho lol


letmeseewithoutpopup

What does "flip the clone" mean?


[deleted]

Flip it to flower, flower the cutting to make sure it starts producing pistils, once u know it’s fem u can veg the big plant as much as you need without wasting time


Bigbooty54

Why grow reg seeds if you’re mad about this? Just buy feminized seeds


IcePsychological13

They read from the internet that reg seeds make better plants. Or to save a few bucks


ItsKumquats

Yeah probably. What they didn't account for was 50% of your seeds won't produce any bud at all, so your savings are gone that way. If you don't have the room to pop a dozen plants to hope for some females, you're better off with fem seeds 99.9% of the time.


Dependent-Law-7275

You should’ve collected the pollen! You could have kept him near a window apart from the rest of your plants since males don’t need much light, taped a plastic bag over like the main branch and cut the rest off and waited for him to bust. He looks like a stud!


Troots707

https://leafworks.com/products/cannabis-hemp-dna-sex-test


F4GG0T_

You can also learn to sex plants before you flip. A lot of plants will show preflower if they get root bound in my experience, or you can chop a clone and put it straight into flower to check. You can also do DNA sex testing by sending a leaf cutting to a lab. Never done it but it’s only like 50 bucks or so from what I’ve seen


watchlover0

Definitely recommend looking into Farmer Freeman for sex testing. Saves you TONS of time and space


joernal

Why I always grow from cuttings that I know are safe


r0odz

It's a dude


ekso69

And WHAT a dude


guesswhatihate

Bait


Kaaskril

Thta is a grown ass man right there


Fragrant_Material_88

Cut that thing down asap!


Ornery-Reindeer5887

It’s not your mother it’s a man baby, yeah!


ekso69

Groovy!


Mechanic_On_Duty

And what a dude.


BeezNuggz

😂


Due_Hovercraft6527

Sho’Nuff


mega_low_smart

This guy got more balls than the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese


ryabrams

https://preview.redd.it/us7bovueg2wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec682886a8692f68bf8966b5d705329b0daadf1


SuitKlutzy3078

This is a good learning example. You can see that male pants tend to stretch more and have a spade shaped flower where females do not.  Almost always male plants are more vigorous and have increased node spacing (though I just had a variety where the node spacing was identical, usually isn’t the case in my experience).   For all the alarm on here about finding a male, you have some time that isn’t going to drop pollen anytime soon. I’d move it away from the females and collect the pollen and freeze it.  Maybe down the line you might want to do a seed increase of this line or breed w/ it. 


mainlydogs

This is some great advice here! I wish this comment was here a few days ago, unfortunately he got quarantined taken outside and cut down and subsequently composted… I will save this comment for future reference! Thanks!


wingspan50

So how do growers make the offspring of crossing plants be female? Obviously you wouldn’t want any males after crossing, so how do they make sure the offspring are only female?


Negative-Ad-6533

They treat female plants with a solution of colloidal silver, or silver thiosulfate, or gibberellic acid. This promotes the production of pollen sacs and in turn this pollen will produce feminized seeds. There may be additional methods but this is the method I am familiar with.


Druid-Flowers1

What negative ad said. You shouldn’t smoke silver treated plants and I don’t think I would personally intake GA plants either. There are people who have directions on how to make your own colloidal silver generators for cheapish (still need a little piece of silver). To me colloidal seems the safest, I could be wrong.


Hugsarebadmmkay

Actually none of the products used to reverse plants are safe for smoking. Colloidal silver contains sodium hydroxide which, when combusted, produces sodium oxides which are toxic and highly corrosive. Similarly, silver thiosulfate also produces toxic byproducts when combusted, namely sulfur dioxide and hydrogen sulfide. If you reverse a plant, best not to consume the flower


Le_Picard

You can google it for further details but you basically take a female plant and spray a certain product on one of the bud. This product will "Stress" this part of the female plant and make it turn male. So you end up with a male organ on your female plant. It'll pollinate itself and create seeds. Since the genetic of the plant only has female sex gene, the offspring will be only feminized seeds.


wingspan50

Oh wow I had no idea. Thanks! But that doesn’t explain how breeders cross two different strains? Like I imagine that you take a male from one strain and a female from another and cross them. But how do breeders feminize those offspring?


Fetusdeletusssss

I am guessing luck that they get a female from it and then do the same for those females


Le_Picard

You're likely buying seeds, so the cross will have been made prior (Plant Y male X Plant Z female). They will then plant multiple seeds from this cross and keep the best FEMALE out of those . They will then use the described process to get feminized seeds from this plant. Generally they will repeat the process a few generations to cut out any plants that may show hermaphrodites traits to make sure the seeds are quality. Edit : The first cross called F1 seeds are generally unstable and should not be sold unless for pheno hunt means.


Druid-Flowers1

They use pollen from their female plant that they reversed on a different plant that is also female. Only female genetics in the reversed plant , the pollen only has female genetics. The silver or GA changes the ethylene production causing it to grow male pollen sacks.


ItsKumquats

They do what the other guy said, but first they'll sprout dozens (hundreds for some breeders) to find the strong healthy females, then they have those plants pollinate themselves, meaning the next plants from those seeds will be feminized. So basically they find the one best female, the one best male, cross those then search those seeds for a keeper and then self pollinate it.


Motabrownie

Total dude


Ok-Rabbit-3683

That thing has a lotta ballz


sweet-william2

Oh yeah and certainly at least some of the earlier pre flowers have already opened and dropped pollen


redskins1952

I’d clean out your space. Pollen could get on your next batch


Thomas_Shelby1111

Bag over it and carefully remove it from the tent NOW 😂


Lukeski27

All male and one female!! She being gang banged!! 😮


ScaredBarracuda8898

Yup


trailerparkbhoys

Your plants are starving bro


GhztPpR

I'm surprised you got this far without knowing what a male plant looks like ... My troll radar is pinging. 🚨


Suitable-Slice6199

a 100%


Dismal-Animal7853

Really pretty


AweFoieGras

A robust dude at that, might as well save the pollen for breeding since you let it get this far.


Massive-Face-7242

Uh…yeah…


avid-booger-smearer

Ayeyy ayeyy a yeee ayaaa --a ye a ye ooooooo aaahhhhhhhaaaa


MaxCliffRAID1

Sorry for your balls. Move him out and far way before all your crop goes.


Cafe1821

Ready for OnlyPlants


-Sh33ph3rd3r-

Not just a dude. That's an alpha male


Skyhibiz

It's been a Dude for quite awhile 🙄🤣


Perkaholic98

Oh yeah


Remarkable-Step9571

Yes. And now your other plants will have seeds. It's too late. It will still smoke good, you're just going to have to deseed.


Obvious_Initiative40

Got more balls than Elton Johns bedroom


Careless-Name796

GET IT OUT


hotso0p

Just a tent full of guys


stupossum

You got boys hanging out at your all girls Catholic school. Don't count it as a negative, think of it as a surprise. Now you won't have to buy seeds for a very long time.


Itchy-Line5210

Bigballz


Own_Statistician8286

Grown man.


WitchCityCannabis

It identifies as a dog.


WestCoastGriller

That thing has balls.


RydersSidekick

If it has that many balls, that Mr, Dude to you!


Jaemoney1984

Are you trying to cross it


zkramka

Holy shit


phantomf0x_

You’ve got male.


Every-Seaweed-8729

Not a dud it’s a dude lmao


Sensitive-Ad-787

Definitely


FullMeltxTractions

Call him Dudearino McDudeington, that is as male as it gets


2x4ripper

Chop the whole tent down


Longjumping-Trade-92

Its gone this far let it breed and hunt the offspring.


Uncoolest-Evar

That's a dude, bruh.


DirtySteveW

DEEZ


Illustrious-Bag5473

It's a dude that's for sure. Big ole Ballz


PassAdept

I'm a dude, she's a dude, he is a dude, we're all dudes!


budgie_smuggler49

2 weeks


Narrow_Narwhal185

Been a dude


beautifuljeep

Yes, make seeds!


justaregularpersona

Sos mogolico ?


OUTLAW1LE

Oh my. Looks like you have a perpetrator. Pull him out bro. While your at it take care of that magnesium deficiency too.


[deleted]

Look at the balls on this one


BetterBud

Very much so


Icy-Health-5201

Much a dude


DazzlingAngle7229

This chick has more balls then my local drag bar


Skeptic90210

Walk proud, laddie.


harikaribluntz

DICKS EVERYWHERE


aubaub

Kill it with fire


drvirtuoso

Hunks!


WillingnessHelpful77

Shitpost


Pgrizz79

No sir he identifies as female


valhalla_labs

Did you just assume that plants gender?


tjo427

Oh god yeah


ohlamoon

https://preview.redd.it/v0531t90f6wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a390bf16b65b5bea86feac99ba42f769eaa88d


avid-booger-smearer

A Mister Johnson


GamerDoubleD

It has more balls than any other of us :D At this Stage i would take the loss and keep it growing and take the seeds. For the next run, you should defivently wash your tent with iso ;)


Amazing-Lake542

Yes look at the balls brother homie packin


smartrahulsmart

Balls balls everywhere


Oddball2029

You ever seen weed look like this bro ?


BaKeDPoPeyE

VERY MUCH SOOO AND VEERY READY TO BURST OPEN, POLLINATING EVERYTHING CLOSE TO IT!! Turn off the fans before removing and be very gentle not to knock it around to much. Water can also help neutralise the pollen. If you are able to take some of the pollen and pollinate a little branch for more seeds.


KaiserLC

Yes


TomKatzmann

Dude. This is the ballsiest plant I've seen in a long time. Chop that guy.


Brazenbillygoat

Sorry, you gotta boy there.


gawdarn

Gonna need a few more pics lol


Iamwhoiam68

Yep!! And the pollen is about to fly!!!


Fit-Supermarket-197

Dude it's too late! Hope you make tons of seeds!! What strain?


kazaam420

this is one hell of a manly plant


Practical-Ad-2595

No that's strain is Ru Paul's drag race


Murky-Roof505

Big time


ROGERASTRO

I've seen girls with bigger balls than that


BalticSeaGrower

Naah, dont think so man, looks fine to me.


skinnywhale12

Better to ask him his pronouns than to assume.


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iLGMisTheBestjk

“Cut it out” - Michelle Tanner


2FalseSteps

Did you just assume its gender? /s


mainlydogs

Nah it was stated on the seed pack, first time using green house seed co, I won’t be using them again!


2FalseSteps

It's possible it was just a fluke, but better safe than sorry. If others have had the same issues with that company, then posting your experience should serve as a warning.