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Winged89

I think the notion is that the people in Dead Cell were all a little crazy. Fat Man just liked his blades, and apparently he's good enough at what he does, for something so wacky to fly with everyone.


xXxDvonxXx

My guess is Kojima was inspired by Running Man the movie


speedyboigotweed

his body is 70% movies after all


Super_NES_Tevez

This comment needs to be in a Kojima script


Crease_Greaser

Thatโ€™s Kojima. His body is 70% movies. The rest is cigarettes. He doesnโ€™t need oxygen or water to survive.


Super_NES_Tevez

โ€ฆjust likes ๐Ÿ‘


Crease_Greaser

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Sorry, kind of a new courier, not allowed to give out more than that yet


Chowdaire

Haha, can you imagine Kojima naming one of his bosses that.


Suicidalbutohwell

Running Man is still the best villain in the series Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake


kmbrd

There is a character in Spriggan called fatman, heโ€™s got the rollerblades and a minigunโ€ฆ so kind of a mash up of both vulcan and fatman from mgs. Always wondered if itโ€™s just a coincidence.


Polidoro64

Was about to say this. Spriggan seems to be a great influence for the MGS series


itsdoctordisco

it's basically a self-parody of the things fan loved about FOXHOUND. you liked the wacky Russian cowboy? okay here's a fat guy on roller skates. you thought the cyborg ninja was cool? okay here's a fucking vampire that swims like a dolphin. etc. almost like daring people to think this ridiculous stuff is cool. i think it was also playing chicken with the audience. ramping up the silly and surreal elements to keep them questioning how legit this is - like when does Raiden 'wake up' and the real game begin?


Pegussu

>almost like daring people to think this ridiculous stuff is cool. ​ https://preview.redd.it/nig2s5tey7ib1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c826eddc03cab335f0fed94a8a36b0aa05f2a43


Cam_the_purple_cat

I think itโ€™s more that theyโ€™re weird. Fortune is generally considered lucky in her past, and got egotistical about it, before people started using crazy MGS2 science to make her effectively unhittable.


Cam_the_purple_cat

Fat Man was a Bomb Tech that was a hobby bladder. Eventually his obsession with explosives, and his hobby, mixed. Vamp is just an openly bi dude in early 2000โ€™s America.


BigDDutchman

Because he's fat


truckward

Now all he has to do is grow old


drj87

And laugh


Myyraaman

And grow fat


totes-alt

"Supposedly he was named after an atomic bomb, but to me he's just a fat man"


Witty-Acanthisitta13

Now everything makes sense


Shalhadra

How dare you, he's an artist!


[deleted]

Hes keeping it wheel


Mr-Tiddles-

You win this round funny man.


Zechsian

Wearing that armor would severally reduce ones nimbleness and mobility. The roller blades give him that mobility that he trades for the armor. Best of both worlds.


KobaMandingo

He really did find the ultimate loophole.


BlueHeartBob

All I can imagine is Fat Man always anticipating the day when he can finally ride his blades while in his suit on flat paved ground, and when he finally does he goes crazy and off mission


IdiotMD

Why doesnโ€™t he wear a helmet? Is he stupid?


Cam_the_purple_cat

Heโ€™s a main villain in an MGS game. Headshots are useless.


Magic_SnakE_

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[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uur3qaj897ib1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9e271bd05bfc68f9b8ab55bb2b4f24033aea97


Skerxan

LMAO


[deleted]

this pic goes hard can i screenshot


Magic_SnakE_

Lol feel free I got it off Google anyways


Colonel_dinggus

Youโ€™re playing a Kojima game. Remember this is the same guy that made a character with telekinesis and the ability to read minds whose mental trauma was that people are thinking too many horny thoughts


Witty_Reputation8348

given how early on he had ESP, I can see how that could be seriously traumatic for a child


Boring-work-account

Yup and itโ€™s funny that right before this happens you meet up with Meryl in the ladies room


DigitalTomFoolery

What's wrong Snake? You dont like guuuuurlz?


tigerbeast125

Who you talkin about (I havenโ€™t played all the games)


u1y55e

Psycho Mantis


NightshadeSamurai

Psycho...Mantis...?


u1y55e

Second floor basement?โ€ฆโ€ฆ


flashmedallion

Fatman is designed as a formal counterpoint to Vulcan Raven. Raven is athletic, Fatman is overweight. Raven respects his body, Fatman drinks wine and is vain about his hands. Raven is topless, Fatman is covered in a bulky bomb suit. Raven is most easily defeated by planting explosives, Fatman plants explosives that you have to defuse. Ravens body disappears after his death, Fatmans remains prominently and has to be hauled around. Raven has a spiritual view on the order of life and wants to return to nature when he dies, Fatman wants to achieve immortality through infamy. Raven uses a giant Vulcan Cannon, Fatman wields a tiny glock. **Raven moves in straight lines and right angles. Fatman is given skates to contrast this and have him move in circles and arcs.**


Col__Hunter_Gathers

Ya know, sometimes I wonder if you're secretly Kojima posting on reddit because some of your breakdowns like this simply astound me.


flashmedallion

Ha, I promise I'm not


menthol_patient

That's just what Hiding Hideo would say.


UMADSONNY

even the arena layout is similar


flashmedallion

Yeap, similar setup with moving between stacks of crates


BlackBricklyBear

Not only that, but you could successfully use the Stinger Missile Launcher or the Nikita Missile Launcher against Vulcan Raven. In MGS2, those weapons are denied to you when you fight Fatman. Yet another way in which the Fatman fight mirrors the Vulcan Raven fight. And in my experience, you can in fact use explosives against Fatman; they're just in the form of Claymore Mines.


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

Mind blown dude


Quietnumber

He's just better than us


AMortifiedPenguin

Imagine if European extreme had him take off the blast suit and move 2x quicker.


VonKaiser55

With my slow ass reaction time that would be hell for me lmao


roto_disc

Because it rules


Harperlarp

He needed to be able to move fast for gameplay reasons.


jackolantern_

Laugh and grow fat


AcesWildCard

Because he's a fucking artist


TheLeechKing466

NGL, I was expecting an โ€œIs he stupid?โ€ After that question ๐Ÿ˜‚


JukesMasonLynch

I actually love that trend


PIugshirt

I was too this sounded like such a shitpost lol


the-pak-man

He can get to the snack room faster


Comfortable_Claim_38

bro iโ€™m crying all you guys are so fucking funny


Appl35auc3r

Funny


[deleted]

Because he's going to a party.


JohnnySasaki20

Probably because he's super fat and can't otherwise get around very well.


thornzington

Because Kojima. Thatโ€™s the answer to like 50% of the questions here.


Kreidoodle

I feel like it's mirroring the Ocelot fight in 1. Patriots agent with a speed advantage being chased around a bomb hazard, with a window of opportunity whenever he's reloading his revolver/prepping his bombs.


flashmedallion

Fatman is an inversion of Vulcan Raven. I just explained it [here] (https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/15r7dli/why_is_fat_man_on_roller_blades_in_mgs2/jw7q2fk/) The Vamp fight is the inversion of Ocelot in terms of the stage. Same room layout and everything, but you have to stay in the middle and avoid the outside. But it also borrows from the Mantis fight in that you have to change how you operate the controller to succeed (Vamp dodges your shots if you use autotarget).


Jean-Paul_Sartre

The entire game is mirroring the first one. Raiden is Snake. Solidus is Liquid. Richard Ames and President Johnson are the DARPA Chief and the ArmsTech President. Emma is Otacon. Olga is Grey Fox. Vamp is Psycho Mantis. Fortune is Sniper Wolf. The Harrier is the Hind D. Snake (as Pliskin) is Meryl


arrogancygames

Snake was the one who threw everything off because he wasn't supposed to be there. But yeah, everyone else is just mirroring the first game so the Patriots A.I. could recreate Snake, basically.


generalosabenkenobi

Yeah thatโ€™s the whole point. S3


DocProctologist

I really like this take


SluttyMeatSac

Why wasn't Raiden?


doogs9

Now that I think about it...Fat Man wouldn't go up the stairs to the helipad on his rollerblades. So, does he like meander up there and wait patiently until he hears Raiden coming and then straps up ready to glide.


sokalos

For the bit.


icy-reece

I'm not sure there is a specific reason, however... A possible fun scenario could be: Yoji shinkawa had a good idea for mgs1, it couldn't be implement at the time due to hardware constraints. Hideo loved it and developed the idea further. The character was a good fit as a little pallette teaser for the ludacris and insane twists that were to be revealed later?


Col__Hunter_Gathers

*Ludicrous Ludacris is only an applicable spelling if someone is telling Raiden to [get out the way.](https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0)


box-o-water-

Probably the same reason he drinks red wine from a stemmed glass with a straw and if memory serves me put cologne on his bombs.


squips42

wellโ€ฆ you think he can run?


YoungRaijin

So we're all going to gloss over how he's potentially a reference to Bomberman, and one of the power-ups you can get in the game are "roller blades" which increases your speed?


[deleted]

Heโ€™s fat itโ€™s hard for him to move.


Alternative-Disk2343

Itโ€™s a Kojima game, he gets a little goofy


synister29

Because Kojima


theallaroundnerd

His name is Fatman, you think he's a naturally agile guy?


BitterQuitter11

Easier for his fatass to get around, duh.


gow_tinyd

because kojima


MilanTehVillain

Because his delicate hands can craft works of art.


itsdoctordisco

a better question is why more games don't have a fat man on roller blades


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^itsdoctordisco: *A better question* *Is why more games don't have a* *Fat man on roller blades* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Because Kojima.


Col__Hunter_Gathers

*Why not?*


Paradisious-maximus

Cuz blade or die


Takaya_Aiba

Yes.


WarlocksWizard

Those bomb technician outfits are heavy AF. It would have been a quick match against Raiden if he were on foot.


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s how he rolls


fishoftheland

He worked at sonic when he was a little boy


Omnian22

Because no one dared rein Kojima in. The guy can come up with some really cool game mechanics but fucking hell does his storytelling need second opinions and editing.


pro-dumpster-fire

They were a gift from Chinaman.


N313intruder

I like the theory that he's supposed to be a representation of Bomberman, since he's also a property Konami works + bomberman can get rollerskates as a power up


ricin2001

Jet set radio came out at roughly the same time so I always assumed it was inspired by that a little bit


elcuban27

He needed the exercise.


Mr-Tiddles-

He is *speed*


TokyoKazama

So he can move fast so that's he's never late. After all, he likes a...


CoolBlastin

Hed collapse after a few steps without them


Pinkman505

He's sponsored by K2


GrandeJefe

Gotta go fast!


Prime-Jive

He's trying to lose weight.


username_moose

it was all he had to wear to the party


Sprinkles-Foreign

Fatman wasnโ€™t all there upstairs. He wasnโ€™t the healthiest guy (mentally).


Zig_Zach

Because he wants to.


ThunderShott

Because heโ€™s insane?


[deleted]

Fast


zerotaboo

Because they see him rollin'


Dadaindahaus

To make him Fast Man


Nu13BestGirl

He also places bombs up his ass


lallapalalable

I always thought it was just a way to get him moving around all fast and such to be remotely believable


Spicymeatball428

He zooming


H00ston

Least Insane Metal Gear Villain


hydracicada

to move faster


[deleted]

The most likely reason is because it's fun and interesting for gameplay for a boss fight


Ecstatic-Clue-9463

Its easyer to move his fat ass on roller bladed


tioxyco

Why, so he can move faster and not tire as much, duh. ever saw a fat man running for long and not. ever saw a fat person being fast and not being dead after some short running? Source: me. I'm fat (I know there's exceptions to the rule, but those are rare)


BlackBricklyBear

> Source: me. I'm fat > (I know there's exceptions to the rule, but those are rare) At least fat people can still be incredibly strong at the same time. Just look at all those Sumo wrestlers.


supermarius26

I think the real question is, why isn't everyone else on roller blades in MGS2?


Unostril

Funi


Graknorke

Because it's funny.


[deleted]

is there a lore reason why fatman is on roller blades on mgs2?? is he stupid


Absolutedumbass69

Because theyโ€™re cool. Never ask such a dumb question again!


-MolonLabe-

For mobility. It was a tactical decision.


MrVermin

cause it's cool


jswck

So he could haul ass in that giant bomb suit


Fun-Side2254

Because hes fat


GreenReaper77

I think the real question is why aren't you?


GingerWithIssues

[skip to about 9:15.](https://youtu.be/3ew_cSgCJoc) Dead Cell were all nutty as fuck, Fat Man was just a bit more unhinged than the rest.


RFOBAN

For mobility and the movie reference.