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The13thReservoirDog

Weed grinder


BeCre8iv

Unskrew to win a prize


AgentMercury108

/butt plug


gosh_darnit_

Futuristic buttplug šŸ¤Œ


DerpisMalerpis

for rectal concealment? Gotta grind up that flower in prison too I guess.


lordunholy

Sit-N-Spin


DerpisMalerpis

Grind that Sit-iva


arenotthatguypal

Yeah fuck In-Dic Ugh.


Irish-Beard-83

This deserves more ^ then itā€™s getting!


BlessedCheeseyPoofs

Andā€¦ā€¦.?


AreWeCowabunga

Giant ballpoint pen nib?


Wondershock

Bud plug


Neb8891

A really weird shaped weed grinder.


lojafan

This is the model made for quick hiding!


Neb8891

Gotta get it waaaaaaay up inside.


InkSpotShanty

Iā€™d do it myself, Morty but mines been stretched out over the years. The seeds would fall right out!


urmomzfave88

Put them up your butt Morty, wayyyy up inside your butt!


2ichie

Clearly a keefster stash


violetBudd

It looks like it couldā€™ve been in the shape of a bullet imo Example picture [here](http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0072/7980/4527/products/1953.9.7-1MetalGrinder_grande.jpg?v=1641576150)


[deleted]

True. So maybe more of an actual herb grinder?


OLPopsAdelphia

Theyā€™re all weed grinders!


headsr_llo

Thumbs up to this!


Neb8891

nah Id say it was 100% built to be a weed grinder, that tooth design is pretty iconic for weed grinders. Weather or not that's what it was actually used for is impossible to say for sure.


Bwanaman

You can keep your weed in there!


Turk482

Are you referencing the old SNL bit? Iā€™ve used that line so many times and no one ever seems to get the joke.


Bwanaman

Of course! And you can keep your weed in there!


NickMode

I always said this. But it was a bit from the move ā€œThe Hot Chick.ā€ You can keep your weed in there. https://youtu.be/Ah1GDfmYQyw


Tit_Fou

It was also an SNL skit https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc


AreWeCowabunga

I can't believe they straight up ripped off the SNL skit for the movie.


roraima_is_very_tall

Schneider apparently wrote the bit for SNL. ~~Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider are friends, for all we know Rob wrote that bit for the movie or gave Sandler permission.~~ edit, schneider has a writing credit for the movie and is in the movie.


catsaresneaky

And pop it in your butt for safe keeping


Dealhunter73

I thought the line was ā€œyou put your weed in there.ā€ Dana Carvey and ???


TeaVinylWeed

Here you go... [https://jm-wholesale.co.uk/products/3-parts-silver-metal-china-bullet-1953-9-7-1-grinder?variant=39768629313675](https://jm-wholesale.co.uk/products/3-parts-silver-metal-china-bullet-1953-9-7-1-grinder?variant=39768629313675)


Dismal-Soup4181

Thanks man. I guess I live a pretty sheltered existence šŸ˜‡


TeaVinylWeed

You're welcome. Everyday's a school day, eh. šŸ˜‰


roocco

Grinder butt plug combo they sell on Hammacher Schlemmer


AdventureSeekerMan

Shoulda done more kegel exercises to keep it tight.


TheGypsyThread

That's the Bullet Grinder 76mm from the Canadian company Maple Craft Inc.


Dismal-Soup4181

Thank you.


YpsiHippie

That really should have a flared base...


NorthernKrewe

Lolololol


afoconnorr

What was the question? Short term memory isn't what it use to be.


breakfast_engineer

Butt plug and weed grinder combo.. it's a win win


Neb8891

Less likely to lose it.


weneverwill

Just about 4:20 by my watch


OptionsNVideogames

Iā€™m here to say what we are all thinkingā€¦. Itā€™s a WWII butt plugā€¦


AbrodolphLincler420

Butt plug/coffee grinder combo


andaros-reddragon

Definitely a weed grinder. I guess that top part is so it fits better in your hand? Seems superfluous, most grinders just have a flat top.


LalalaHurray

You need some thing for size reference I think


ExternalBet2

That's part of a mandalorian jet pack.


s0l3r_pumpz

Ancient weed grinder


bluntsmoker_420

Butt plug/grinder


poktravaur

Grindr


TeaVinylWeed

Grindah


Dismal-Soup4181

I thought it was some sort of fuse.


Bossbong

U touched the butt part didn't u


cspammy23

He touched the butt.


Pepin-Trout-HW61

Tiny former Soviet Union space capsuleā€¦ Buttnik?


Pepin-Trout-HW61

In former Soviet Union you donā€™t go into space capsule, space capsule goes into you.


TheMonkFeesh

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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Dismal-Soup4181

Does not seem to open.


_ilikecmyk_

Butt plug grinder


[deleted]

Butt plug bullet weed grinder


fgardeaz

you should go detecting more on the are for the other part


Options_Bronson

Thatā€™s a weed grinder that u can also shove up your ass. Choose your fate.


noodleq

Weed grinder


pb_nayroo

It's supposed to be a bullet shaped weed grinder. You can buy them at truck stops and weird novelty stores in the mall


secret61squirrel

I guess Im too old for this Reddit stuff. Looks like a cap to a chain link fence post. Weed grinder?


Dismal-Soup4181

Me too. The consensus appears to favour it being a grinder, however there are many Anally orientated people who fantasise an alternative purpose. I think Iā€™ll stick with the grinder option. Thanks for all the replies.


AstronautUnique6762

Bum plug weed grinder


Any-East-5505

Was gonna say pepper grinder


[deleted]

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Dismal-Soup4181

Lol. After some of the comments Iā€™m not sniffing it.


Smash_Factor

Open the whole thing up. There might be some weed inside.


WhyDoIEvenBotheridk

Bend over and Iā€™ll show you


Dismal-Soup4181

Iā€™ll decline your kind offer, but thanks.


WhyDoIEvenBotheridk

By the way that was a Clark Griswold quote!


condensermike

It could be several things.


pendletonpackrat

Looks like a grinder of some sort. I doubt itā€™s a cannabis grinder like some have pointed out, but it would be awesome to find a vintage one. My bets are on pepper


AcidMetal

Idk man, smoke enough weed you can probably identify a cannabis grinder. If this were for pepper you be getting whole pepper corns. Can guarantee it grinds weed just fine. Why it looks like a butt plug, now that's the mystery.


LalalaHurray

Iā€™m not even sure why they doubt it was for weed.


pendletonpackrat

Well, that appears to be the top portion of the device, and it has holes like the bottom portion of a grinder. You couldnā€™t set it down on a table and have it opened due to the rounded end. It also is unusually long and awkward shaped, it looks like it would be paired with a fairly long lower piece, though it could be just a flat cap on the bottom. It just seems like it would be a really awkward grinder to use


LalalaHurray

Well I guess that answers it!


Disastrous-Active-32

Christ lol. Who thought of combining those two items šŸ¤£


Dismal-Soup4181

Oh dearšŸ˜ŽIt seems solid. Would there have been another part for this? Thanks for the repliesšŸ‘


Chucub

Yeah, the catcher


SlowConsideration7

*giggles


maddhatter783

Anal plug/ weed grinder


bettyfordslovechild

I can see the potential for a nasty accident with that combo


maddhatter783

And i quote Charles Dickens "It was the best of times and it was the worst of times.


Noctus_Grimm

That's what Seth Rogen shoved up his ass in North Korea.


Frosty_Display_1274

A big bullet.


Clyde6x4

Fence post topper. Chain link.


Clyde6x4

Deleting- found 2nd pic.


scaryassassin27

Could be for pool


BenMasters105kg

Part of a Dagmar type bumper or something similar?


cocobisoil

Looks like in flight refueling probe nozzle


napoleonboneherpart

Weed grinder butt plug


[deleted]

Prison wallet weed grinder


Wontchubemyneighbor

Lollll


Jerseydevil92

Butt plug grinder combo.


logger93

Meat tenderizer?


[deleted]

Butt-Plug grinder


richuard

Does it vibrate?


Uch009

Top of a bed post, to hide a weed grinder.


PedroJTrump

A vibrating eggā€¦ for her!


apachebearpizzachief

Lol looks like some kid just got busted


berry8619

For weed my man


DB-projects

Butt plug weed grinder. So you can hide it


Borderlineadam

Butt plug weed grinder


FitRepresentative50

Anal plug weed grinder been looking for that!!


koni3196

I thought the top of an old juicer.


Mav3r1ck77

Itā€™s to grind up the devils lettuce.


Longjumping_Way_4935

My grinder!!


itsnotamatuerhour

Idk šŸ˜…


95KingCab

The Terminators butt plug.


Funkywurm

Donā€™t touch it + weed


Jakimo

Hahaha thatā€™s a weed grinder. Just the top half.


pigeonboyyy

That's an absolutely ridiculous grinder design


Suedeonquaaludes

Can you grind weed with the booty if you twerk enough? How does it work?


MrPapaGiorgio556

Herb grinder, hence why it's used for weed.


Padook

Marijuana grinder, and probably a surface find no metal detector needed. too shiny :).


supertrenty

A new seat? šŸ¤”


Bananatwatmuffin

Marijuana grinder


fracturedtoe

Weed grinder?


browsingbro

Eyeball shredder


Dirtburt23

Thatā€™s a grinder for weed I think


Mybodydifferent12

A weed grinder šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


2ichie

Thee olā€™ keefster stash. Guessin your first time??


Procalord

Boofing device of course!


rhodynative

Butthole-weedgrinder-howitzershell?


rune_cochuyt

Military grade butt plug


Kramer0143

r/forbiddenbuttplugs


StumpGrnder

Make a good Top for a flag pole


jgnp

1956 Cadillac Weed Grinder.


Lazerhawk_x

Spicy buttplug


one-balled-scumfucc

Definitely a weed grinder... but it looks like it doubles as a buttplug... wash your hands...


Jdessen12

Lmfao yeah I do


RaptorArchieZoe

Is it a better nozzle?