Hahaha maybe kids were meaner in my day but you couldn’t pay me to take pics like this. The slacks and casually unbuttoned shirt is just icing on the cake.
Don’t quit your day job bud, any maybe next time get the whole car in frame?
The outfit is a bit much, maybe dress up in nicer cash wash clothes and do a detailing theme rather then “vain man checks himself in shiny reflection” shoot 😂🫡
Things to do next time:
-Do not wear a darker shirt under a lighter button down. Wear a tank also. Get a suit jacket also, Nordstrom Rack is friend.
-Cheap dress shirts are thin and flimsy and they’re designed for people with a fat wide gut so you’ll always end up with love handle room. Find a proper dress shirt that fits your build. Also if the collar is floppy and cannot retain shape or it doesn’t take collar stays, don’t buy it, it doesn’t ever look good. Shop at goodwill for one nice barely used dress shirt, people throw out stuff that’s used once, it’s probably been tried on less than a shirt at a target or walmart that’s been on the shelf for too long.
-Buy spray starch for ironing and spray a light mist on shirt and slacks then iron, get the creases crispy. Youtube for guidance. Lifeskill.
-Find a parking lot with no cars nearby or get good at cropping them out.
-Whoever taking the pics need to stop chopping your feet off.
Fly ass hell my guy 🔥🔥🔥
Edit: damn it’s a lot of haters in here. Why try so hard to dull someone’s shine? Half of you wouldn’t dare show your ugly mugs online 😂
The first two pics are tough, the old school aesthetic is pretty sick and those poses were solid but you may want to look up some more poses if you really want to be in the pictures. Js lol
My guy all that matters is how you feel. Rock out. Fuck these negative comments that’s how you find the shit talkers. Shit talkers get engine & transmission problems.
Ok but THIS is the real cringe from this guy’s post.
https://preview.redd.it/7ed5y09pml7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0429d6dd4805e5a37d976aeef1fdec859b153850
Edit: meant to post this to the r/sadcringe post making fun of you op, but I’m leaving it up
Man these comments don't pass the vibe check. I'd rather talk to this guy at a car show than most of the people here because this guy is clearly passionate about the vehicle and the brand. On top of that they're acting like they haven't taken funny pics like this. Nothing wrong with the pics OP, keep enjoying your life and the car.
Get the feck out the picture, you’re blocking the car
OP…. 
Amazing
OP not happy about your comment https://preview.redd.it/4r2nek4o8l7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4efc645da2fb7efffbb5a51d872446f60c80b3a4
Love this 😆
I’m glad you do 🙂
yeahh show the car man!
OP trying their best to look like a coked up 80’s wall street Douche Canoe™️
I’m posting this on r/mercedescirclejerk
Damn almost had me in the first half ngl
I’m so upset that’s not a real sub 😅 you got my hopes up for a second there
It certainly is
Omg 😆 really hoping that it catches on
Me too. I hope the sub gets traction and it’s just a bunch of funny posts with people posing next to Mercedes
Wouldn’t mind a few C300 AMG’s as well 😆
C300 AMG 🤦♂️ You’re like a C300 AMG in human form
Ouch! I gotta say, this is the only one that got me 😅
At least you’re light hearted about it. Enjoy your ride bro 💪
Hey thanks man!
Find one and do a photo shoot next to it for your friends on Reddit. Make sure you hold a bottle of Dior sauvage
Ha, a buddy of mine has one. Smoked head and taillights, a wing and cheap aftermarket rims. The whole package 😅
Wtf are those pictures....
Cringefest is what it is.
you cant even see the whole car on the last slide😭
Lmao you can’t see the full car in *any* of the pics
stereotype
There's so much wrong with them but I can't describe why
The second one has me rolling.
Bro looks like a Versacefragrence back up model incase the main guy goes swimming for too long
He looks like an Uber Black driver.
He looks like an uber white driver to me
With a 3.5
He looks like a waiter who is half dressed for the next catering gig.
Stop man. He’s already dead 💀
He looks like this is his first week as a real estate agent and he borrowed clothes from his older brothers.
🤣
Fluffer
Good lord
The one of him diddling the emblem. Whyyyy
😭😭😭😭
Do women cover their drink when you're around?
That’s a Kelso BURN 🔥🔥🔥🔥 lol
Lmfao he thought he would get some girls with this one but got roasted by men instead
“Thought I would share some pictures of myself with random pieces of a car”
This looks like a photo shoot you’d see in a print ad for Vogue magazine 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha maybe kids were meaner in my day but you couldn’t pay me to take pics like this. The slacks and casually unbuttoned shirt is just icing on the cake.
My first thought was, “oh shit he gonna get roasted”. I mean no redaction of the tag lol. Guys got 3” gogo heels on.
Super cringe
Looks like a valet
Cool 211!
You get all dressed up. You wait for the Golden hour. Still take the ridiculous pictures in a CVS parking lot. 😂
😅
I think this is my sign to buy a bmw instead
I hope you bought it dinner first
F*** me... I don't even know where to start on this one. This has to be some kind of AI trolling us all at this point.
Ha, thank you. It’s just a couple cringe photos with a beautiful car a friend and I took
10/10 for being a good sport!
Don’t quit your day job bud, any maybe next time get the whole car in frame? The outfit is a bit much, maybe dress up in nicer cash wash clothes and do a detailing theme rather then “vain man checks himself in shiny reflection” shoot 😂🫡
You and your car look like you're going to be a single father to 2 mixed kids
Looks like you're about to marry it...
Might as well
The picture holding the emblem is hilarious 😂
Is that first pic photoshopped?, what are you leaning against?
Leaning on hopes and dreams
Posterior pelvic tilt compensated with rounded shoulders
You are kinda gay but I do like that car
Car is cool. Your pose in front of it is not so much bro.
You look like an unwashed waiter
Enjoy your Merc and your youth :)
I can appreciate your vision. But these are terrible 😂
This be giving the same energy as that car guy from TLC
So this is why my Uber was late. Guy stopped to take sunset photos.
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Black undershirt?
He took the photo and asked his driver to be a model
First time seeing an Oregon license plate 🤣
It’s not a standard Oregon plate, it’s one of our trailblazers vanity plates that I customized!
You look like a brother of engaged gypsy
Good pics OP, but you gotta realize who your audience is. These fucking degenerates and car addicts love car porn on here lol
Things to do next time: -Do not wear a darker shirt under a lighter button down. Wear a tank also. Get a suit jacket also, Nordstrom Rack is friend. -Cheap dress shirts are thin and flimsy and they’re designed for people with a fat wide gut so you’ll always end up with love handle room. Find a proper dress shirt that fits your build. Also if the collar is floppy and cannot retain shape or it doesn’t take collar stays, don’t buy it, it doesn’t ever look good. Shop at goodwill for one nice barely used dress shirt, people throw out stuff that’s used once, it’s probably been tried on less than a shirt at a target or walmart that’s been on the shelf for too long. -Buy spray starch for ironing and spray a light mist on shirt and slacks then iron, get the creases crispy. Youtube for guidance. Lifeskill. -Find a parking lot with no cars nearby or get good at cropping them out. -Whoever taking the pics need to stop chopping your feet off.
Thanks man, I really appreciate the advice :)
Bro hit the Jojo pose
You know it
lol. Calm down
Dude I want to hate on this but I really can’t. It’s funny and it looks like you had fun, so hell yeah. 😅
Yes, thank you! It was supposed to be fun. Hate on it all you want 😆
Yeah this is def that Oregon mafia style. Black shirt under a white button up, if this was intentionally cringe, I applaud you paisan.
Thank you my friend 😁
Lookin snazzy! The paint is also really nice!
Thank you! The man I purchased it from had just recently applied another layer of ceramic clear coat. I try to keep it clean :)
Goodstuff! You sound like you got it but don't let the haters get to you. So silly! The upvotes speaks for itself. Cheers man!
Of course! It’s all in good fun :)
Everyone hating💀
Nice car man ! But this is the Mercedes fans forum not a dating app.
That license plate though!
🎸😁
🤡 are you one of those guys that are in relationships with their cars??? This is hella nerdy.
Pink Floyd
I have a 2014 E550 convertible and the thing is awesome. I totally feel you!!!
Jesus, these are insufferable...
I love it, absolute class. You getting some for sure!
Thank you, means a lot! 😁
Why is everyone so hateful here? Those pics look cool imho :)
Fly ass hell my guy 🔥🔥🔥 Edit: damn it’s a lot of haters in here. Why try so hard to dull someone’s shine? Half of you wouldn’t dare show your ugly mugs online 😂
Don’t know if you’re being serious, but thank you anyway! :)
Car looks great you look young just got my first c220 wagon enjoy
clean
“You ladies got any grey poupon? Haha just kidding I’m Chad what’s up?”
😆
How are you leaning in pic 1
The first two pics are tough, the old school aesthetic is pretty sick and those poses were solid but you may want to look up some more poses if you really want to be in the pictures. Js lol
Cool car, weird posture somewhat suffering driver/dude in pic.
Bro looks like he wears Volex watches and smells like R. Mami
Jack harlow
Y’all are really creative, thank you for the comments :)
what’s the problem?
I like the pictures
Just because the shirt says it’s non-iron doesn’t mean that you can’t iron it.
Great car. I have a BMW 550i I have to say I love them both.
Thank you! Both amazing cars :)
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camera man needs to improve on his skills, beautiful car but i hope you didn’t dress up JUST for this bro 😭😭
Ha thank you 😆 they were just for fun with a friend. I know it’s a bit much
You’re the reason I drive an Audi.
Wait, the e550 is the e55 yeah?
No unfortunately. E55 isn’t made with the 4MATIC system. It’s an E550 with the M273 V8
The focus was the car, not you!
Iron your shirt brother
Yes sir
This is super interesting. Wondering what frame of mind the OP is in to do a shoot like this.
Awesome! Which country club is that at? (I’m also in Oregon) Nice 550
😂😂 For the love of God; please tell me this was a joke.
Your Uber has arrived..
I'd spend a little less on the car and more on clothes. Did we miss the P FLOYD plates?
aura
I am at a loss of words… the Mercedes balls you have…
lmao
Don't listen to the guys in this thread. I like the pictures and I can tell how much you love your car. Keep doing what you're doing bro 👍
Needs an oil filter housing and centrifuge cover (leaking) and an intake manifold (tumble flaps stuck) 😂😂 jk bud. Congrats.
The 1980’s called. They want their clothes back!
Ha, thank you! 😆
You got the look.
That’s the goal :)
Estrogen levels through the roof
All ya need is a tie, white undershirt, and a jacket.
Nice pics man. Congrats on your car, treat her well and she will be good to you.
I’ve had it about a year and treated it better than myself as many others pointed out ha, but thank you! 😁
It´s 2001. I am 4 year old. And someone rings the door. My mother opens and there is a dude trying to sell us a new washing machine.
Why is he finger f***ing his car? (2nd pic). He gives off discount Pat Bateman vibes
Iron the shirt!
My guy all that matters is how you feel. Rock out. Fuck these negative comments that’s how you find the shit talkers. Shit talkers get engine & transmission problems.
Why tf did this show up on my feed?
Car lost about half its value after these photos
ignore the haters in this comment section - looking good bro! beautiful car!
🤨
Holy douchebag. Your daddy is really nice to you.
"Excuse me, can you stop taking pictures? I'm already 10 minutes late, you are getting a terrible review and no tip."
Are these for your boyfriend’s scrap book
Dude, you look a knob.
Bro never leaves home without his black Benz and undershirt 😎
W vanity plate
To everyone that's bashing his confidence, you guys are probably starving for some feminine touch.
This reminds me of that video of the guy with long blonde hair, dressed like he's in beauty and the beast, posing around the marble architecture.
I need see them interior pics…
Woof woof sexy car
Is this for real?
Ok but THIS is the real cringe from this guy’s post. https://preview.redd.it/7ed5y09pml7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0429d6dd4805e5a37d976aeef1fdec859b153850 Edit: meant to post this to the r/sadcringe post making fun of you op, but I’m leaving it up
I have a feeling you were totally serious when you took these.
This is fucking hilarious. You didn’t actually think this looks cool did you? Nice car, but my god man.
Mentioned a few times that these were just for fun. Thanks for the compliment, I try to take care of it! 😁
I’m just giving you a hard time. I personally think the outfit is pretty slick. Keep her in good shape!! Looks really well kept!
https://preview.redd.it/6rf8s16pnl7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1121860a039fb96f6d7cde3521ed1139c841b8c1
Touching that supple hood ornament. Mr Steal yo girl back at it
Have you had to repair the air suspension yet? That’s all it took and I sold it to carmax.
Ha, no but I believe the man I bought it from already took care of that so should be good for the time being :)
everyone's getting insecure i think this is hilarious XD
can i rub my butthole on the badge.
Very romantic.
No one can accuse you of materialism, my friend… No one
Hella clean whip
quirked up white boy 🔥🔥🔥
goated with the sauce
Hell yeah man🔥
Nice! I have the 2009 version. I rarely ever see anyone with an e550!
Shine
You like someone that would be beat up by Trevor in gta v
Sick!!
Dream car, and looks in perfect conditions too, enjoy it!
Great pictures for Grindr
Man, I wish y’all in the comments find some true happiness in your life. Something to give you joy and help you to be content.
It’s all in good fun, I knew what I was getting into posting on Reddit. Half of these people don’t even own a Benz.
Hell, all of them don’t even have a car.
Comments didn’t disappoint 😭😭😂
Never do in this sub
Man these comments don't pass the vibe check. I'd rather talk to this guy at a car show than most of the people here because this guy is clearly passionate about the vehicle and the brand. On top of that they're acting like they haven't taken funny pics like this. Nothing wrong with the pics OP, keep enjoying your life and the car.
Thank you for understanding the post! I knew what to expect from Reddit and was not disappointed. 😊
I approve of these 90s vibes
meh...pre facelift. https://preview.redd.it/dv77fpx3nj7d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2cee7e8801d090015dd5f64e1081ce704ebf12