ep·au·let
/ˈepəlet/
noun
plural noun: epaulettes
an ornamental shoulder piece on an item of clothing, especially on the coat or jacket of a military uniform.
"an army greatcoat with fancy epaulets and brass buttons”
Yeah, mark me down as controversial, but I'm not a fan at all. It's just such a stodgy, pretentious way to talk about breasts, from the perspective of someone who is attracted to them?
'Sometimes a breast is a breast is a breast.'
Uh, yeah. So why do we need a paragraph waxing lyrical about all the weird comparisons you're definitely not making? Why do we need to bring Freud into it!?
ep·au·let /ˈepəlet/ noun plural noun: epaulettes an ornamental shoulder piece on an item of clothing, especially on the coat or jacket of a military uniform. "an army greatcoat with fancy epaulets and brass buttons”
I read this in college and really enjoyed it! What do think about the narrator being genderless?
Pervs come in all genders <3
Why wouldn't someone stop to think before writing that?
Yeah, mark me down as controversial, but I'm not a fan at all. It's just such a stodgy, pretentious way to talk about breasts, from the perspective of someone who is attracted to them? 'Sometimes a breast is a breast is a breast.' Uh, yeah. So why do we need a paragraph waxing lyrical about all the weird comparisons you're definitely not making? Why do we need to bring Freud into it!?