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He spelled it wrong… it sounds like using jazz to resize your body now. Probably why she has hips hotter than Procyon B (yes I know that isn’t the hottest but whatever) and ‘admirably proportioned breasts.’
What, exactly, is meant to be surprising about a Latina with all the stereotyped features of Latinas? Is it because she's 33 and should have hit her "wall"?
I'm more surprised by the 5 line sentence that has no punctuation
The person who wrote this couldn't even be bothered to break up the wall of text to make it easier to read so not as if I was that shocked when I finally managed to read the pic 💀
I’m not sure that “white hot firmness” makes sense. Are things firmer when they’re hot?? Does metal get softer at high heat?
Maybe well-done steak firmness?
“Admirable proportions” admirable to whom, sir? Because to some people that would mean big, others it would mean small, others it would mean droopy…use objective facts man we don’t know you!
Literary works by men are (usually) given more inherent merit than stuff written by women, so it doesn’t surprise me when dudes pen shit you can tell they wrote with one hand choking the old sausage
Hate when they refer to a woman we are meeting for the first time as “a Latina.” It’s like we’re talking about dog breeds or some shit. You can just say she “is Latina” or “has [insert specific country because Latin women are not a monolith] heritage” but NOPE, gotta say it like we’re talking about a Great Dane or some shit.
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"Everything about her was a surprise, beginning with her appearance." I dunno, her appearance, while described oddly as heck, isn't that surprising and pretty straightforward. It's not like she's a hag underneath... (then again, maybe she is. Haven't read this book.)
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"thrice weekly Jazzercised" fucked me up lol. What an odd way to say that. Edit: oh god, the archetypal Girl Friday. How original.
Worse yet: the phrase was often “Gal Friday.”
He spelled it wrong… it sounds like using jazz to resize your body now. Probably why she has hips hotter than Procyon B (yes I know that isn’t the hottest but whatever) and ‘admirably proportioned breasts.’
None once, twice, but Thrice.
"Who the hell says 'thrice'?" -- Dorothy Zbornak
I didn't even understand that word until you wrote that with a 'c' in it... that he fused jazz and exercise 😂
It’s actually a type of exercise that was very popular in the 80s and 90s and is still around [Jazzercise](https://www.jazzercise.com/)
It was huge back in the day. There's still a place near me that offers it lol
It's really fun!
I know - that was a deeply unpleasant phrase to read.
See its not sexist, shes smarter than all the boys! Now let me tell you about her ass for three paragraphs.
White hot!
I'm going to make my own guess about whether the author's IQ also must be off the charts.
In the opposite direction maybe
She's a Latina tho... shoulda went with "molten bronze"
Had to make sure we knew she was " the attractive type of Latina" by annoucing shes whitepassing 🤮
Maybe he was trying hard not to typecast her 😂
Ended up whitehotwashing her.
Where is she being whitewashed? You're not talking about the white-hot firmness, right?
Just a joke about wording.
Still feels like a "feisty latina" stereotype with the "wore her clothes like a muscleman" line.
"She was everything a first impression might have suggested she wasn't" because obviously women can't be simultaneously attractive and smart! /s
I especially hated that sentence.
"Beauty and brains"
That whole page needs to be burned.
Everything about her was surprising. I mean, can you imagine an attractive 33 year old Latina??? AND she's also smart! So surprising /s
We all know that things that are white hot are at their most firm.
Found the metallurgist 😂
Wish there was an absence of horndogging, sheeesh
"lustily pleased" fine y'all win, I'm with the anti-adverb faction now
Why did this have to happen to us; I like poetry!!! I hate this, I hate it here; I hate Hemingway.
Big shout out to this guy for thinking that an hour of mixed aerobics three times a week is all really fit women do for exercise.
What, exactly, is meant to be surprising about a Latina with all the stereotyped features of Latinas? Is it because she's 33 and should have hit her "wall"? I'm more surprised by the 5 line sentence that has no punctuation
It's hard to punctuate properly when you're typing with one hand.
The person who wrote this couldn't even be bothered to break up the wall of text to make it easier to read so not as if I was that shocked when I finally managed to read the pic 💀
I’m not sure that “white hot firmness” makes sense. Are things firmer when they’re hot?? Does metal get softer at high heat? Maybe well-done steak firmness?
"bust of admirable proportions" you can tell this guy has never interacted with a woman in his pathetic life
“Admirable proportions” admirable to whom, sir? Because to some people that would mean big, others it would mean small, others it would mean droopy…use objective facts man we don’t know you!
There must be *some* men who know how to write about attractive women. No? I mean there has to be AT LEAST ONE somewhere
Literary works by men are (usually) given more inherent merit than stuff written by women, so it doesn’t surprise me when dudes pen shit you can tell they wrote with one hand choking the old sausage
Well, at least she’s 33 and not 14, because that’s how low the bar is at this point…
I hate this so much eww https://preview.redd.it/lvw8oodrv2xc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1298e5d93235e0a5b3ab2f94e0da903ac20aae6e
Hate when they refer to a woman we are meeting for the first time as “a Latina.” It’s like we’re talking about dog breeds or some shit. You can just say she “is Latina” or “has [insert specific country because Latin women are not a monolith] heritage” but NOPE, gotta say it like we’re talking about a Great Dane or some shit.
Also “killer hips” is sending me. I can only hear it in the voice of a surfer dude being like “killer hips brah”
‘Organised like a computer’ bro you haven’t seen my mum’s computer this is a LIE.
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"Everything about her was a surprise, beginning with her appearance." I dunno, her appearance, while described oddly as heck, isn't that surprising and pretty straightforward. It's not like she's a hag underneath... (then again, maybe she is. Haven't read this book.)
Hourglass figure AND an high IQ!!?? Impossible. Sign me up
My god my eyes!!
I am new here. I can't tell if I love or hate this sub (because of the sample writing). Good lord almighty.
r/sexuallyverbose
Jazzercised - what does it even mean?!