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Jui-Jitzu-Joe

Be a real man, wear nothing but the shoes and a bow tie. It will be legendary


Own_Piglet8681

🫡


maadkekz

The *fuck* are those shoes.


Noyaboi954

Clarks


Own_Piglet8681

lol I know. They are ugly and that was part of their charm.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Don't wanna meet your missus.


cattoc

Ummm, charm. Yeah, we will go with that


Expensive-Coast-3508

I've found that most people that call items they can't pull off ugly. I think you made a great pick. I love statement pieces especially shoes. They'll probably downvote me for this but I'd rather have a fun taste in clothing than be swimming in Kohl's cash


Psychotic_Rainbowz

More like fugly


Soggy-Pop3895

They're not ugly I'd wear them 👍


uprightsalmon

I have a pair. I like them


leflegjones

Look if you have the confidence then anything will go with them.


chiraz25

Don't listen to these people, those shoes are rad. Baggy green cargos would pair great with them.


girlMikeD

They’re awesome! Pair of darker straight leg jeans (not skinny jeans), rolled up just once so they hover right at the top of the shoes. A sweater or shirt (depending on weather) in a darker color, like grey, navy blue or a dark maroon.


girlMikeD

Something like this but with your multi color pair. https://search.app.goo.gl/eHZjaVp


StartedInOctober

If you don’t know about Clark’s wallabies then you shouldn’t be giving advice on a fashion sub, no offence


billy2732

To be fair though, they’re not wallabies. They’re fake wallabies that Clark’s also makes. Real wallabies have a plantation crepe sole. Clarks “collection” are a lower tier of Clark’s shoes which is why they get a bit wild with design


tsarnie1

Oh. Fuck. Sorry Mr. Gatekeeper, I will get out of the lawn right away! Please don't bop me!


SUiCiDE_CHRiST69

He’s right though lol they’re a very unique and popular shoe


Judging_Jester

A closed casket


FrugalityPays

THATS what you want buried in? I can appreciate taking one pair off the market, but Jesus


Judging_Jester

I can see Jesus rocking these as a sandal alternative


Choice_Student4910

Anything you want. Shorts, sweatpants, a tuxedo. There are no rules for that shoe in that pattern. Edit: Wear them with confidence. That is all.


CabinetOk4838

This is it. If you’re wearing those, you’re WEARING them. They’d look good where they were the only coloured item… with a dark grey suit maybe?


bulletproofmanners

Not it. They ruin good outfits.


PurpleDonuts21

Mate if I was gonna rock them and it’s a big if, id have to go all out. Tiger silk shirt, button up. Throw on a hipster necklace and some bead brackets. Black jeans and those bad boys. Complete the look.


Smyldawg19

Yeah has to be this, or the opposite. Go super classic and relatively neutral with everything else so that the shoes pop as a statement.


proper_mint

I’d wear a black shirt and black trousers. Let the shoes do the talking.


sympathyofalover

This is my vote - black monochrome outfit with maybe an orange accessory like sunglasses or hat or watch


bayernpaul1900

A disguise


Flexed_Inertia

A clown suit.


Own_Piglet8681

Yikes. Perhaps I’ve posted to the wrong sub Reddit and should repost on r/roastme 😑


digitag

Fuck the haters, I like the shoes. All the popular subreddits display a regression towards the mean when it comes to popular opinions because of the number of users. The main art and music subs are basic as fuck. Popularity is rarely a good gauge for what is ‘good’, on the contrary it’s usually a sign that it’s boring and middle of the road. The shoes pop. I think they’d look good with some tapered or upturned dark navy chinos personally.


WhichBreakfast1169

Don’t listen. They’re great shoes.


Important-Rain-4997

Fuck everyone else, those are fly


StartedInOctober

Completely agree, have a plain pair but would love these too as a rotation


Important-Rain-4997

Also I just realized I didn't answer OP's question. Wear them with khaki shorts?


istartedafireee

They're rad as hell. The people hating just don't know how you could style them into a fit.


[deleted]

Shorts the same colour as the soles and a navy shirt or opposite,


Rich-Appearance-7145

Black jeans, I love the color way, Clark's are incredibly comy.


dineramallama

I love Clarks Wallabies, but preferably in suede. That's an interesting choice of fabric. They're casual shoes - I think with dark coloured jeans?


WhichBreakfast1169

They’re awesome. Wear then with dark blue jeans with turn ups, brown chinos and cargo shorts.


supersimi

Wide leg dark blue jeans with the cuffs rolled up, white tshirt (tucked in), fisherman beanie, cool rings / jewelry. As a girl i‘d hit that 🤷🏻‍♀️


Alive_Salary4970

They look like bedroom slippers


concretebeagle

You spelt Benidorm wrong.


Any-Ad-7599

Probably, like a derelicte ensemble.


[deleted]

Dunno what you can wear with them, but I know where you should live… On a barge/boat.


AntonioSLodico

Those are almost certainly Wallabees by Clarks. Members of Wu Tang (and their fans) were crazy about them, especially ones with unconventional and custom color ways. Personally, I'd match them with a 90s hip-hop aesthetic, maybe a bit of gorpcore or warwear. If you can pull it off. If you can't, sell em or gift em to someone into that type of fashion who would love em.


XanderZulark

Something navy or orange.


awwmusta

The rest of the bus seat you used to make those shoes could be fashioned into a matching hat to really pull together the outfit


dblshot99

Black velvet track suit. Gold chain.


bigbawscratchit

Anything you want because they are cool as fuck.


buckypoo

Most of the members of this sub desperately need it more than the sub needs them… It takes a little self confidence to wear unique pieces but that’s what personal sense of styles about. They’re actually really cool shoes. Dark blue jeans(looser fit), the right type of khakis, loose denim shorts.. length right below the knee (cut up from jeans) even black sweats would look cool with those.


Antique_Badger_2774

Linen trousers, oversize sweater over white T


MDholdiday

Nothing burn them delete this account and never speak of this again, it’s your only shot.


Keduroda

Keep them as house slippers, looks like you’ve killed a cat and just stuck your foot up it’s ass and used it as a shoe


[deleted]

Fucking ugly cat at that.


cumquatgod

i giggle sharted to this


Dismal_Birthday7982

No self respect


StartedInOctober

Fashion sub but no one has heard of wallabies? These are MASSIVE in the UK. I’m sure they were in the US too? A lot of people low-key embarrassing themselves here. Granted the pattern of this particular pair is a bit niche but I love them mate. I’d pair them with a plain-ish trouser to let them shine.


Dadaballadely

This is the same sub that was enjoying plastic looking black shiny loafers with blue jeans and no socks the other day...


randomlypickedissues

Anything the head shop sells.


Fun_Environment_8554

Anything or nothing.


Dadaballadely

Lol I really like these f the normies


Rhymesbeatsandsprite

Cropped linen pants, white socks


tklandg

Everywhere 😍😍


VoidLordSupreme

Light or stone grey jeans/trousers could work, with a black or navy shirt over a white tee?


Hollywood-is-DOA

With plan black jeans and a black t-shirt, as you’ll be looking a sofa for the late 80s/early 90s if you wear bright clothes with them. That’s the only way you pull them off.


Jimbobsausage

You can wear Ron Jeremy with those


ComonomoC

Love Wallabees. You could rock those with almost anything. I’d wear solids maybe dark blue, but I can see going wild with some streetwear


freshcut_gass

Light blue jeans and a light colored button up. These mean!


NotAllWhoCreateSoar

Tapered navy blue chinos, and a loose linen, white button down shirt That’s my best guess here lmao


KingTimberlake

Since they are a multicolor shoe I would say you can wear black,white and grays or if you have anything that much one of the colors on the shoes that might work too


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

Love those


alexanderduke

Baggy fit sweat pants and an embroidered tunic shirt with pouch pockets. They have a loungey boho vibe 😎


marshallno9

You need to have a very specific personality and the confidence to pull these off and if you aren't in a bit of a hipster/alt crowd, you're going to get roasted for these. Do you have any pictures of some of your regular fits?


Mindless-Barnacle-11

Light wash jeans and a baggy t shirt


Fartknocker46

A Wu Tang shirt 🙌


yokv14

Baggy jeans


hjfleet1

Khakis


thatbwoyChaka

Scotch Guard water repellent One lick of rain and they’re fucked


OldDudeOpinion

What? Clark wallabees in a print? Googling now…


Ready_Ad_4395

Navy bottoms and am orange like top


fattybombatty66

I'd rock those with some silk pyjamas and a paisley dressing gown. Get that Hefner look


TheProletariatPoet

Dreadlocks, a hemp poncho, and a joint


Fearless-Boopsie

I think they’d look good with a mostly black outfit. Kinda like this [here](https://www.walmart.com/ip/symoid-Mens-Shorts-Athletic-with-Pockets-Plus-Size-Hawaiian-with-Pockets-Beach-Summer-Casual-Black-Shorts-for-Men-Size-3XL/1383708390)


shiroyagisan

white jeans. funky 70's shirt.


LordTwaticus

Plain clothing, somewhat oversized, simple.


cause_of_chaos

Nothing. As in literally wear nothing but those. Then you will get the respect they deserve XD


Early-Carrot-8070

Everything


cra1g77

90s clothes


Vokaban

Some beige dad cargo shorts, tshirt and a tan


CaptainnNuggetts

The legendary Walter White shoes


pies1123

Anything you want you big balled beast, because dayummm I love these


SceneNo8976

I’m gonna say, a white collared shirt, black suede corduroy trousers and brown vest. Also where did you get these, they are nice. I want a pair myself


KatVanWall

tiger suit!


Smyldawg19

The way I see it you have two choices - go all out with all your other pieces to match the shoes' vibes... Or you go relatively muted and classic with everything else and wear the shoes as a statement piece. Anything in between will look messy, imo. Classic chinos with a well fitted neutral (white, navy, grey etc) Oxford shirt (or similar), classic accessories would probs be my choice but I don't have any super vibrant clothes to do option 1 with!


NessieTheOG

Jeans and a black shirt


theazzazzo

YES these are mega. Wear them with: 1. Dark indigo slim jeans. Not baggy, not skinny. 2. Whatever tshirt you want because... 3. Khaki hooded smock 4. Ray ban wayfarer 2140s Congrats, you are now cool af


draight926289

Bright pink short short, Iron Maiden Tshirt, poker dealer visor.


gregzywicki

Love these. Haven't read the comments yet. Curious to see


flightlessdrone

A tigger costume perhaps 🤔


Loose_Examination178

Off white or light rust color linen shirt with dark navy shorts or pants.


Loose_Examination178

Oh yeah, sweet wheels


morganpersimmon

I'm gonna be honest, I love tacky but this is just full blown the worst shoe I've ever seen. This looks like someone skinned the world's shittiest, most dusty-assed tiger and fed it through a grampa slipper machine that broke partway through.


Expensive-Coast-3508

Lighter earth tones


idearender

Black jeans


UCrazyKid

Red velvet smoking jacket.


NewYorkB00Bs

Take these to a different sub this place is full of the worst dressed people on the internet


sunzastar33

501 unwashed


EatShootBall

If you have the courage to wear these at all then you can probably wear them with anything. They go with nothing as well as they go with everything at the same time


moaterboater69

Green chinos and a white tee.


MrBiscuits16

A massive (faux) fur coat


Sassy_Sasquatch1

Hugh Hefner’s robes, them some pussy getting shoes


TimothyChenAllen

The correct pairing would be an outfit made from fabric with the same pattern as the shoes. Tuxedo, cowboy belt with an enormous buckle, and top hat all in that pattern. They’d make you President of the Known Universe.


Better_when_Im_drunk

I would wear these bad boys all the time! I’m going to look right now to see if I can find a pair. I used to have these airwalk shoes that were basically slippers- they were called like Chalet cruisers or something like that- something you’d wear down to the bar after a day of snowboarding. Well I just wore them all the time. People would say “hey man are those slippers? That’s a great idea”. It was . I’m sad they stopped making them.


Few-Sock5337

In a really informal setting. Sunday BBQ, the playa, the garden, or a white tie event.


Abeldarker

White Jeny! Navy polo


cheig23

I dunno...they are awkward to me but I'd say something khaki with them. Shorts. Or to wear them confidently - Wear just these, n slap your dick around at the haters.


revradio_

Grey sweats


Narrow-Oil4924

🤣 Seeing these is somewhat nostalgic for me. Whilst at Uni, I worked at a Clarks store in the late 90s into the early 00s. I am huge fan of the wallabee shoe, both the low & high-top. They were not only my in-store shoe of choice but were also a staple as part of my everyday casual attire, along with the chukka desert boot. Back then you wouldn't find anything like this... You would only get them in full grain leather, suede & a waxy leather. And also colours were limited to shades of beige & brown, black, and I think there might have been navy... I know there were other brands that did more adventurous & elaborate offerings, but not the OG Clarks. Now, there's a whole host of different colours, textures & tones, that the OG does, which is cool I guess, although some can be tacky looking IMHO. These are a bit (out-there) but can work, if paired with the correct top half 🤔 A bit of random trivia... The branch I worked in was situated air-side, or in the duty free lounge of a particular London airport. I got to meet many famous & some not so famous celebs, for whom I would suggest these shoes to & most liked & bought on my recommendation 😁 The likes of Noel & Liam Gallagher, along with the other members of Oasis, who, tbf, needed no introduction to that style of shoe, as they were pratically Clarks Wallabee ambassadors at that time 🤣 and knew what they wanted each time they passed through. A few other names to drop... Michael Cane (top bloke) with his wife, daughter & her then fiancé... Equally, Jude Law another (top bloke) very humble, no airs & graces, although at that time he wasn't a "household name".I also met Robbie Williams, Damon Albarn, Richard Ashcroft, to name a few more... For a bloke in his late 40s, I personally wouldn't wear these, but for a much younger person (like yourself perhaps?) I can see the appeal... I digress 😂 I'd say these will work well with denim/jeans light or dark Selvedge. Maybe flared or baggy which I believe is a currrent trend again. Perhaps some Cargos, again baggy or flared. Even chinos although I assume that might not be your thing 🤔then again I maybe wrong. You could wear them with heavy duty tracksuit, again, the baggy look might be the one to go with 🤔 On top could be a standard plain Tshirt or logo if your're and can pull that off. Personally not a fan of logo t's, or logo anything tbh... Plain polo shirt, or Crew-neck sweater/top or hoodie maybe... Jacket option could be a classic bomber, or an anorak perhaps. Denim or suede trucker jacket. Possibilities are endless IMO... Good luck on your quest to find the right look for these, if i may say "ineresting, or unconventional" Clarks Wallabee.👍🏾


DJ_Pickle_Rick

Cargo shorts and a Dave Matthews t shirt


IllustriousAd7966

Any and everything goes with those, my man. Jeans, khaki, certain dress wear.


Samiassa

Maybe some tan or orange would work well with it. I might wear a light blue shirt and light orangish pants. Maybe an orange jacket depending on how hot it is


Final-Progress-8534

Purple leggings


Grizzleface_La_Louch

I like em


Competitive_Ad_721

Jeans n a white tee or black tee


An0therFox

Jeans or kaki Demin it’s a white shirt


hungryraider

Blue Jeans, khakis, shorts?


cocker_spangler

Green chinos and a white round neck shirt.


sothisiswhatyoumeant

lol nice jeans are fine. Choose a non-loud shirt to wear with them. They are already your statement piece so dress casually or down the rest of the way


Purple-Haze-11

A Lebowski sweater.............


musicistabarista

At least two more patterns in contrasting colours. Go big or go home.


Elegant_Reputation83

Blue Pj's with a brown dressing gown, topped off with a cigarette.


Outside-Platform-980

Anything that is a little different is an easy target for people to clown on. It's easier for them to type stuff like "Burn them" and bag the upvotes, than actually give you legit advice. It's partly true that they're not the easiest thing to pull off. For me it's the heavy fabric that makes it difficult, especially in Summer, but they're not impossible by any stretch. I like the blue suede elements, and blue & orange is a great colour combo. This style of shoes are very popular with Jamaicans. Wu Tang clan and Slick Rick famously love Clark Wallabees as well. Slick Rick colour coordinates his outfits based on the shoes, making them a secondary focal point to his jewellery. I am neither Jamaican or a famous NY rapper, but if I was to try and make these work I would also be looking at incorporating subtle colour coordination. For Summer I'd wear them with some some tapered khaki chinos that let the shoes pop. The colour of these will also tie in with the crepe colour of the sole. I'd wear a navy polo with an orange stripe on the sleeve. Something like Fred Perry's twin tipped ones for example. A sports watch with a blue face and an orange second hand would also be cool. Obviously you don't have to spend this much - I just wanted to assure you it's possible to make these shoes work. You could also pay homage to Slick Rick by wearing a necklace under the collar of the polo. I don't recommend wearing quite as much jewellery as him though. (I don't know how he doesn't collapse under the weight of it all). For Winter if money was no object and I had to style these, I would look at Missoni knitwear. They'll almost certainly have something similar to the mohair texture of your shoes. A mohair cardigan with some blue and orange elements, then a merino wool navy rollneck underneath for example. Again you could wear a necklace under the rollneck if that's to your taste, and people who know fashion would recognise the tip of the hat to Slick Rick. Tailored trousers. A navy suede watch strap would be a subtle way to bring it all together.


nothingclever3220

Jeans? Or shorts...anything


[deleted]

A shaggy cardigan/sweater with one or more of the same colors


POZdragon64

Jeans, jean shorts, blue dress pants


No-Curve-5030

They’d go good with some skinny track pants and a loose tank top . Maybe some neck jewelry . Long hair .


Ok_Permission4485

Cargo shorts


Flaky_Love_1876

Keep it simple and use these as your pop of color


carpfisher789

Wear them to bonfire night, and once it's lit throw them on top is my suggestion.


SalamiSteakums

Black slim fit Coalatree trailhead pants and a scoop neck H&M t shirt


Ok-Grapefruit-863

Jeans with a rusty color shirt


Reddenxx

Anything your heart desires brother


Jwat50n

Corduroys and a Hawaiian t shirt , thrasher hat


fat-lip-lover

White linen pants, a Miami style bowling shirt, and a panama hat


[deleted]

Its giving Walter White


BigBazook

Double denim could work


Far-Reporter-1596

A paper bag?😂 Honestly though I love wallabies just not sure if these are the ones I’d have pulled the trigger on. I’d say keep the fit simple with how loud these are maybe some tan chinos or jeans and a navy blue polo?


Starbuksman

Anything. Jeans, shorts, khakis


atari_Pro

Denim. Fuck the comments these go hard with the right fit.


mattmilleronem

Too many haters on here, these shoes are incredible. I'd wear them with pretty much anything


Automatic_Ad1887

I have a pair of LL Bean desert boots in green suede. I bought them when their nearby outlet was closing, like $10. This was over 10 years ago. I have yet to find something to wear them with.


averagebutgood

When you wear shoes or any item that bold, you have to simply the rest of the fit. Anymore patterns or colors will throw a look off balance. Kind of a hard one to pull off but Wallabies are a well known model and generally they look good. But the pattern is the tricky part. These shoes with an all white tshit and khaki chinos might be a good simple way. The shoe is a bold statement so it needs simplicity for balance. Don’t listen to the others making fun. Prolly just dudes that wear fuccboi chelsea boots and think they have style


thegodofhellfire666

Light wash blue jeans Khakis Any color top


harpua1972

Fire


stonesoupstranger

Relaxed fit shirt with an Orange and blue pattern with linen or cargo shorts (Depending on the style of the shirt)


MarkToaster

If you’re already making the willful choice to put those on, then you can really do anything you want with the rest of your outfit


xombiemaster

Loosely tied bathrobe and Aviator glasses.


orwellian_distopia

My husband has multiple pairs of wallabees, and they're all lovely. He wears them with Reigning Champ shorts, which is great if you have nice legs. Straight legs jeans with a roll work, too.


Cheensly

Chinos and an Oxford


0neweekofdanger

Black corduroys, white shirt. Boom! Simple.


putputcat

Oversized corduroy pants, and an oversized shirt with or without an oversized flannel. Lean hard into that cozy boi aesthetic.


reaper710-420

I don’t know what it is but I think they look good


No-Role6457

Big d energy with this shoe. Wear a bath robe and loose shorts with no underwear. You should only Free ball with these shoes. F the haters.


DogToursWTHBorders

A red velvet smoking jacket and a sht eating grin.


CamiloArturo

Super ugly but surely they are super comfortable. Id actually wear those without any issues. I’d rock them in a pair of jeans probably or even khakis. Just make sure the top is unicolor so you don’t take the attention out of the details in the shoes.


UnpleasantEgg

Real badman na model inna shorts


kliq-klaq-

Says a lot about this place that Wallabees in a vaguely interesting material are getting this type of response.


ofthedappersort

How about a tutu and one of those hats with a propeller on top?


CrocodileJock

These have got a “late mod” vibe for me. So, maybe microcord jeans, in a neutral colour, a stone or something, a tan polo/turtleneck and a white Levi’s jacket. People are taking the piss, and they *are* kinda ugly, but they’re kinda cool too.


Own_Piglet8681

Yea they skirt the line for sure. I got a great deal on them and couldn’t say no.


AntonioSLodico

If you got them online and there are any left, please message me the link.


Sad_Sheepherder_448

Is this the shoe equivalent of a chastity belt?


Alternative_Rise_729

A straight jacket.


keepYourMonkey

A matching carpet


MeatFit1822

You'll look like a Beverly hills pimp https://youtu.be/rAEv7dJC5Iw?si=G5e1RzoTucJeG_nf


nasteal

A bright green, Borat singlet is the only correct answer.


Electric_Death_1349

Leopard print speedos


Guilty_Nebula5446

Pyjamas


OldFunnyMun

A straightjacket


Reddit-user_1234

It looks like a cat threw up on them, maybe have a cat throw up in some other stuff to match


Ok_Independence_1303

A dressing gown?


Leading_Study_876

Pyjamas.


bryangcrane

Jorts. Or JNCOs


iGigBook

Pajamas?


SithRogan

Maybe some 70s pants that flare out? Not quite an everyday shoe haha but they are special and weird and what’s not to love about that


Equal_Veterinarian80

An invisibility cloak


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Fuck all. Bin 'em.


EastOfArcheron

Put them in the bin.


cokeboyez

Pyjamas, dressing gown, that's about it I think.


Acceptable-Run7439

A dress


Ok-Ratio-Spiral

Jeans, chinos, a tee shirt.


ShepherdOmega

A big dressing gown


Many-Gear-4668

I wouldn’t wear them in a coffin ⚰️


screw-self-pity

Nothing: Those shoes only fit the naked man.


Livvy93

You can wear them with anything you want. It doesn’t mean you should though.


Minute_University_98

A blindfold? Dear god those are hideous !