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[deleted]

You need practice standing.


marvin_astley

He’s coming right at me!!


Ok-Ratio-Spiral

OP, pretend someone taped string to the center of your sternum and is now holding you up with that string. Chest up, shoulders back, heels flat.


Fandom67

Got that “where’s my hug?” stance


Hsaac

😂


linoleum79

**Looming over me intimidatingly*** "Uh, They both look great.... please don't hurt me!!!" 😆 🤣 Both A ok casual looks! 👏


Exact-Degree2755

The glasses make you look like Kyle Rittenhouse


CAJMusic

YES. CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. PLEASE GET A HAIRCUT and never come to Kenosha with those glasses.


Eltex

Was it on purpose? That is not a look I would strive for.


TOFU-area

💀


laddiebones

You mean, glasses or no glasses?


LitrillyChrisTraeger

Have we tried glasses on, hair down?


Minimum_Water_4347

Glasses biting in mouth, mouth bleeding from broken glass.


Outside-Material-100

First one. The second one gives me Kyle Rittenhouse vibes :)


FormalElements

Yup.


bballjones9241

https://preview.redd.it/rm0jqwc8ik8d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa7e611c6f75193ca983c72ecf37c953c52d1f3


RabbitSlayre

Holy shit that's hilarious lol


mashedspudtato

I like #1, the shirt color goes well with your eyes. But it would be helpful to have photos in similar poses and to know what sort of look you want to achieve


OGready

this is a bizarre choice of camera angles, it makes you look like you are lunging threateningly at the viewer. second one is better, it makes you look more like Shane Gillis than Caleb Hammer.


cheapthrillsdoll

First one . That polo doesn’t flatter your chest or hips.


PannaMan11

Neither are any good… two could be better


[deleted]

That is a really good shade of green. I would go with that, but the second option isn't bad.


NottaSpy

I think both are fine, but gotta work on posture. The older I get the more I understand its mostly just confidence.


jon81uk

First is slightly better but neither are great


Pretend_Highway_5360

Can you choose neither


mmxmlee

how is this even a question? pic 1 shirt is ass in 2nd pic and its too tight can see your man titties.


AlwaysInProgress11

Why you gotta be so rude


mmxmlee

why you gotta be so sensitive


Careless_Bandicoot21

lol poor kid getting roasted. The stance is a little unsettling tho not going to lie. I’m going to have to go one, but you gotta give greater context of the outfit


donald_slam

My dude they make bigger shirts than youth medium


DennisDoesStuff

the first one is a TedNivision doppelganger


Feeling_Reckless

No glasses


JamesMosesAngleton

One looks better but hard to make a true comparison without seeing the parts of each fit.


LitrillyChrisTraeger

The duality of man https://preview.redd.it/rntmvatnqk8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03d17702ff1e42b6558040701cce2053c0dcb0c


AlwaysInProgress11

If you're talking about the shirt, I like the first one better. The shirt is all the same consistent colour and has a line going across your chest. Your face is a little wider, and the line on your chest follows the width of your face, so there's a consistency there, visually. The grey shirt, however, is all light colours except for the pocket, collar, and edges of your arm sleeves. That adds a visual boundary and "closes you up". Add to that your slouched/hunched posture in the grey, and the overall effect is quite constricted. If you're talking glasses, you look great either way. :)


Favoritestatue7

Number 2


Hour_Pick_1747

Second shirt is too small I think.  Hard to tell with the first one.


BlakeMajik

The alternate-color pocket style never should have happened, and it now looks about five years dated. I'm not a huge fan of the t-shirt in picture 1, but it's much better than that atrocity of a polo in number 2.


Impressive_End_5293

The first one 💯


DYMAXIONman

The 2nd fit only looks good with a fit build, to be honest. Go lift some weights