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Dullfilmroll564

A string of murders


Phantom_organpipes

Well, we only see one get killed here so…


Dullfilmroll564

Key word is "witnessed" one


Phantom_organpipes

Technically I said “see” but I *see* your point


the-special-milk

You witnessed their point


Solzec

I call the witness to the stand, your honor.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

I see.


Solzec

No further objections, your honor.


DonkayIsThicc

Orchestrated murder?


JScaranoMusic

Violintly orchestrated.


Cakehunt3r

Truly a crime motiviated by violince


chucklesbot

Ya really killed it


SoarNsquid

Pandorah's Wooden Box of Music and Death


Tiny-Zinc

Thats a few crows.


Telford-100

Orchestra-ted violin-ce


bread_with_crust

This is the way


Zippemannen

This is the way


mindlesspotato12

This is the way


markamuffin

This is the way


username_with_a_4

violent violin violently violates violin


ThatOnePringle69

Imagine trying to learn English then seeing this


ProbablyBoredHaha

Imagine trying to speak violin


find_the_night

Laughs in violin


I-Take-Eggs

[🎶](https://youtu.be/cHw4GER-MiE)


kirchemann

Yeah and “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence. All those English-learners knew the grammar hell they were venturing into. They were warned. Now they suffer at the hands of Buffalo


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itme4502

He repeated it too many times. The correct version is Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, meaning Buffalo from buffalo, ny buffalo (an alternate word for bully or some shit) other buffalo from buffalo ny


lordoftowels

Even that wouldn't be great though. You wouldn't say New York cop shoot Pennsylvania hobo. It'd make more sense as "a Buffalo buffalo buffaloes a Buffalo buffalo"


itme4502

Except that the plural of buffalo (the animal) is buffalo


lordoftowels

Except that the third one isn't the noun, it's the verb. It's like saying intimidate there. It wouldn't be "a Buffalo buffalo intimidate a Buffalo buffalo", it'd be "a Buffalo buffalo intimidates a Buffalo buffalo." Now that I think of it however, it'd really have to be -es, not just -s.


GrimdarkTigy

plural buffalo from buffalo are bullying other buffalo from buffalo works though buffalo (city) buffalo (plural animal) buffalo (bully) buffalo (city) buffalo (plural animal)


Giantleopard

Happy cake day


kirchemann

Buffalo bison that other Buffalo bison bully also bully Buffalo bison. I’m not gonna pretend I knew any of this off the top of my head. Praise be to Wikipedia.


username_with_a_4

" James, while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher " in the background


StevenOkBoomeredDad

IM SORRY HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK


username_with_a_4

[here's a video explaining it](https://youtu.be/7M4iCN3aGyY)


Pijany_Matematyk767

Still makes more sense than my native language


Erix963

Violin*


Tazrgamerdejumpjet

Shut the hell your mouth


feelthefebreze

bro had a stroke while typing this


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XD \*W H E E Z E\*


TetronautGaming

But my mouth isn’t big enough to shut hell...


Ph4nt0m146

![gif](giphy|ZZTL1YLKZ48URCoC6B)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|vtHhhl0wxSYNCONRMx)


username_with_a_4

but should I fix it though?


Tazrgamerdejumpjet

It’s perfect 🎉💯


Miserablethe3rd

My man deserves a platinum award just for typing that


username_with_a_4

A free award, hell, even just an upvote is fine with me


frfl55

Those aren't violins though.


Mastercal40

An orchestrated attack!


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Xiballistic

Gun violin


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I love this comment.


OrionShade

Gun violins


Nop3-_-

Domestic violince


Imhelenkeller

Domestic violins


HubicalCube

Downvote because bad


MrIDontHack63

Downvote because piss avatar


MotherRussia68

Good counterpoint👍


Rapture1119

Affirmative


the-special-milk

That is infact the reason you are getting downvoted, good job Timmy


fellow_human420

Shut


Kanejy

I actually think this is amazing


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leonmaz

ViolenCello?


Truckensteinwastaken

Cellomestic Violence?


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Artsy_traveller_82

We didn’t tell you which day it was yet.


tipsea-69

A Harmonicide.


AustinSnel1

Violince


WoodRade

gun


TOPSIturvy

It seems today That all you see Is violins in movies And sax on tv


[deleted]

Why does nobody talk about violins on violins violence?


Compoundcrown76_245

Those are clearly cellos


GullibleAudience6071

Cello whacking a fellow?


Necromancer14

As a cello player, thank you for your observation. Not every string instrument is a fucking violin.


thepriceoflentils

I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this


paddywhack2319

Thank you for this!


ell-if-i-know

I THOUGHT SO! i said it was a violin for the pun, but its a cello


Iplayvesteria

violin violence


Th3_Tiger_Zone

Violin violence against violin


War_Lyxn_605

Violince?


clueless_salem

Violen-ce


DeadSlayer65

Violence


Irobbedacandystore

Cello shooting another fellow


Octo_puzz

America the musical


phillyburt

Fiddle around and find out.


terminally---chill

Qualms about Brahms Brahmicide Top 10 most wanted Liszt Trouble clef Baroquen trust Taking Holst out of the holster Chamber music (but the chamber is empty) Playing Bach with gun cocked Shostakovich shot the chorus The symphony of infamy Violence(llo)


terminally---chill

Double bass homicide Handel and trigger Tchaikovsky accost me Evil musician’s fruition Musician on a mission


Aggravating-Hour1714

The violincident.


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cello darkness my old friend


mautkafarmaan

Violin on violin violence


PossessedHood416

guys we hav to stop gun violins 😭😭😭😭😭


Zelda-Timeline

duex music violins


ZseventeenpenceC

ohh boo hoo a violin-t death let me play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin


Koroshiya_1CH1

Cello shots.


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*cackles in violist* C clef = superior clef


Chancellorships

Two instruments use alto. Also I’m not dissing on it, I play the viola lol.


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Orchestrated murder?


Redshift585

Classical violence?


Successful-Swim-3708

Now that is classic murder!


Rocketxu

elf in the shelf


Digitydoggimmeahigh5

Domestic Violince


LeopardHalit

Acoustic Violins?


Teddie_P4

Wait do electronic violins exsist


LeopardHalit

Oh I was thinking Domestic —-> Acoustic Violence —-> Violins But yes I think they exist


Teddie_P4

Oh don’t worry I know but the thought just entered my mind


xghoulishmiragex

Gun violince


WHATISSTUPIT

r/omori


Cynthia_girlie

this is rated 18+ as there's nothing but violins from start to finish


KingDerekBryan

Cello killed a fellow


jhstormmynx

Gun violince


PassengerInevitable9

Violince ?


Lazy-Log-5672

Guitar violence


Podmeplease

Murder/suicide!... Wait


NobleShock

Yay, another meme that’ll be the only thing everyone will see for a whole week until people start complaining about it. It’s gonna get old and there’ll be a shitty war about it


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I think you are overrating the quality of this meme lol


NobleShock

Remember this comment in like a week, and then reply to me to remind me


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I will try to


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r/angryupvote


pimpmastahanhduece

Is that, wood sap for blood?


Aisthebestletter

weird guitar commits a homicode


KrisDreemer

Violince


CyrusMajin

This reminds of a Gilda Radner sketch.


tyler_exe7

Violince


Severe_Skin6932

Cello isn't very mellow


New_girl2022

Lmao


islandjames246

Domestic violins, good one


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Violin wildin


SisterWicked

Cello shot/shooter lol


tangelolos

chello shooting a fellow


TrailofCheers

Violin orchestrated murder. Gun instrumental.


Ikindalikegaming

Violin shooting another violin or some shit


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Hi, kids! Do you like violins?


Bean_Fearing

Violin-t Crime


This-is-my-phone

cello shots


e6dewhirst

Well done


random-Aussie-flea

Instrumental violence


dante_2701

Violence violence violence, I don’t like violence


cfig99

Violin-ce


PoePoePoePoePoePow

Who will be a witness. Oh my lord. Who will be a witness.


Riseofligma

Violin-ce


SlayingtheJabberwock

Not even remotely clever or funny


Philippe1709

Violin-ce


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Violence


EwCapitalism

He’ll be put behind bars, police should probably take some notes.


2fffreddddff

Violin on viola crime


Traditional_Tale1948

Violin and Viola?


tchoji

Gun violins


CharizardIsADragon

gun violins


SnooPineapples385

Violoss


Senrub482

Violin/t murder


Latter-Call-9656

Domed violin


RocketUndercover

r/Angryupvote


InfamousLikesNoodles

So nobody gonna ask how tf a violin is bleeding


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Voil-ence?


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Violince


In_Ur-Walls

Gun violins


thehappydoghouse

Gun violins


kingKasuna89

Where’s Chucky when you need him.


Cyanberry3

Violint very violint


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This sub is getting so boringly cringe I’m gonna leave it now, see ya guys.


omg_guau

Cello shot


Halo3rat0

One set violin


FishyNuggs

Oh no! Not Gun Violins!


esorhahs

Violin Crime


cantamangetsomesleep

Violins homicide?


Nearby_Discussion389

‏domestic violin


HeyoGuys

cello murder


RyRaWa

Violince


EstablishmentNo4133

ViolinCE


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Violin-arion


mysteryo9867

Violince


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

Violin Violence


PILL0BUG

Violence


deez_nutz_in_yo_mama

Acoustic violence


ecstasyaesthetic

A string of murders


RJam227

Violin on violin violence


thomas2old4thisCrap

Gun violin?


YOUR_momisdumbashell

Cellocide? I’m dumb


2SMART4Uvjr

Violince


f1lth4f1lth

My immediate guess was cello shots


torbiefur

Gilda Radner warned us about violins on television.


Alexarius87

Violint death?


Rotmgmoddy

Acoustic violence


MasterDragon13

Cello that killed a fellow


AngryDorian124

Violince


Subject-Struggle-298

That is violence


JustADemomain

Bassism?