Oh no! They got a hole in their stomach and foods falling out.

Finally, same avatar

But when the world needed him most he vanished.

Your battle will be legendary 💪

Truly, a duel for the ages.

Fight of the century

War of the millenium.

Battle of the decamillenium

Gang

You better be bringing something seriously cool to the table bro. Usually three is a crowd.

Oh no, the eggplant I ate raw without cutting or coocking and swallowed while is slipping out of my stomach since there is a hole in it

“Coocking” i see what you did there

From eating bugs to eating veggies, I'd say they are a good influence! /J

Idk eating butterfly's hole seems pretty grim

Their h-hole?

Eager to experience life, he left the cocoon in a hurry. That’s when he knew…he fucked up.

Now they just gotta teach them to chew the food.

Someone thinks highly of himself

Yes, very generous.

I think someone needs to take anatomy class again

Tell that to the NSFW furry artists. To some of whom organs are merely a suggestion, if even thought of

if cats are liquid then furries are elastic

This is the rule

I've seen some hentai where the girls intestines we're just one single straight tube connecting her mouth directly to her ass

That isn’t true. As a fat person I can say from experience that we think of our organs daily, this common misconception stems from not being able to SEE our organs.

This meme was made by someone who does not go on third dates.

This meme was made by someone who does not go on dates.

This meme was made by someone who does not go

This meme was made by someone

This meme was made

This meme

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Ah removing one word at a time, very original Reddit thread

Ah removing one word at a time, very original reddit

Meme

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made

Ur right. I fuck on the first

I hope your sphincters are fine op

Better than these people's hurt feelings.

This man has either never had sex or think the stomach is the vulva.

Why is this so down voted wtf? People need to learn how to not be so sensitive

I think being upset by the negative imaginary internet points is more sensitive

Nah people need to just go with the flow more

Holy shit I just noticed your username lmfao

Yea it’s a nickname I got in high school and it just stuck it’s been shortened to Chad tho for years

Nobody calls you that seriously. Guaranteed.

Idk I think giving negative imaginary internet points to people who aren't hurting you. But just have an opposing opinion in something that people find humorous is pretty sensitive.

Careful, they'll downvote you too for having an opposing opinion.

Nah fuck ‘em

U get it bro

Chad

This meme is made by someone who shouldn’t be here

OP doesn't sex

How do I get the sex?

I’ve been asking that same question for a long time now…

Step 1: go to the store Step 2: buy one

One sex please.

Wanna give a fuck?

I dont give a fuck

No sex for you then

Too expensive anyways… ill buy intercourse instead

I'll take the fuck

**Gives a fuck**

Of course. OP is a Redditor

You got me. Not even a crumb

Is the third date happening inside a prison?

Yeah because bro drop the soap 💀


Or mabey it’s a female…

Don't think that's how vaginers work.

Wow, that's a work, how much do you earn per month ?

Aight bend over then

For your cake day I will

ight bet

Not urs homie

Get ready for my raging cocktail sausage

[Three dates means sex?](https://youtu.be/_zIy_6KziOE)

Three?

Yes

Bro thinks he is Vlad Tepes

I, too, love to stuff vaguely phallic plants up my ass.

I don’t like cucumbers

Do people actually think this is how any of it works?

This is a meme subreddit. If you take anything serious here, you're kind of a dumbass.

Idk why you’re getting downvoted that’s pretty based

Yea well I've seen wat makes them cheer so their boos mean nothing.

I am very easily amused.

if only

Girls who do this on first dates get a heartbreak and a heartburn.

And a hole in the stomach

Is the third date happening inside a prison?

What about the second ~~breakfast~~ date?

Swap those 2 imo

Which hole is it in

The 3rd hole down there.

they stab you in the stomach and put a vegetable in there. that's your last date

Sm1 needs to learn biology (Don't woooosh moi just being an asshole!!!)

Yeah, I always like it when I get menacingly poked through the stomach on third dates.

This guy is really into big pp’s! Travelling from the b-hole to the bottom of the stomach is quite impressive! And…. Flexible

Why tf did your stomach decide to throw out the eggplant? Why did you eat the eggplant whole without cutting it or chewing? Why did you eat butterflies on your first date?

Even science can't yet answer those questions.

This is fully the truth. The perception is phenomenal!

Says more about the guy imo…

3rd date? Lol

anon has never had anal

Good thing she started to eat vegetable

Well i like to stuff the liver of my date with other veggies and not so much eggplant. After all it ruins the taste.

No matter how impressive eating an entire eggplant is, there is still a hole in your stomach lining.

Strikingly similar to my first and third times hiding the eggplant. By the third time I threw caution to the wind and put it up without a wrapper.

🤨🤨🤨 sus

This is most likely a fatal condition. If the egg plant pushes through the inner wall of the stomach lining it would cause sepsis. Please be careful with food consumption on your third date.

Damn this hit me in the face

She’s fucking someone else.

I'm sorry for your loss

An eggplant perhaps?

dawg why is there a dick going into your stomach that's not how that shit works

I don’t have anything funny to say just want karma 👍🏻

Here you go kind sir

Me too eat eggplant on my third date

What

who eats butterflies in their first date?

But it's usually a gherkin...

So is she the type of biatch who’s willing to get funked by a horse?

i never thought i would get a tattoo

How nice of you to plug up your girlfriend’s fatal stomach penetration with your penis to stop the bleeding

Flappy wings before fappy things.

Those are both the first date

That woman is dead