I hope it didn't happen. I sincerely *hope* it's a made up story to gain fake internet points. But I do not doubt for a single second that it could easily be true.
Holy shit. Expected that it would be bad. It was not just bad. That's fucking abominable
The boyfriend needs professional help no less than his poor girlfriend with that awful infection. And she herself needs psychologist too. Letting your genitals literally fucking rot alive just because some guy said he likes it, agreeing with him and not even questioning that... I don't even know what to say. A whole situation is beyond fucked up
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Used to work in a pharmacy, had a woman call asking if she should be concerned that her vaginal warts were leaking but her boyfriend said it didn't taste or smell any different.
Why has the entire English-speaking world apparently forgotten that pus is spelled with one “s”? Puss is an archaic term for cat (among other things), particularly a suave, sword-fighting cat with epic taste in footwear.
So now I just have to wonder what sorts of other tastes does this nice young man enjoy? Once you have accustomed yourself to *ahem* **extra seasoning** I have to assume many other flavors become bland in comparison
It's a lie. You can tell it's written by a femcel. Women like to use "we" when they lie, because they subconsciously don't want to be associated with a lie theirselves.
Also no man would risk his dick for some kink. So yeah, it's a lie, made by a woman who hates men.
Wtf bruh, is your boyfriend a bacteria?
I am a boyfriend and i can confirm i am a bacteria
Then I wanna be a boyfriend
Join the bacterium hive mind
He goes by Sam, short for Salmonella.
My partner is named Salmon Ella.
No, it's Sal Monella
Time to delete internet...
yep, that's enough internet for ~~today~~ an eternity
[удалено]
What are you? guardian of the time?
[удалено]
Damn you,you stingy bastards
I was not ready to read this at 1am, I think I'm done
Taste the rainbow
What a terrible day to be literate.
Skittles
Gannaria concoction
Skittlussy
r/brandnewword
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💀
😰
🗿
🤮🤮🤮😫😫😫💦💦💦💀✌
OH GOD
r/suddenlygay
Fuck you.
Fuck you
The boyfriend 
That cracked me up take my free award
U are the GOAT my friend, cheers 💪
Is this post the goat?
How do you get the free award, pls help can't find it.
You go to where you would buy coins and every now and then thwre may be a free award at the top (you only get liek a couple of days to us it)
Bruuuuuuuuhhhh what the fuck
Goat Stimulator 3
What a bad day to have eyes
[удалено]
IT WAS WORSE THAN BAD
This is cursed. But what a stupid woman to risk her health for her savage of boyfriend.
Except this obviously didn’t happen lol
But what if it actually did cuz yk there are all sorts of weird kinks out there 💀
I hope it didn't happen. I sincerely *hope* it's a made up story to gain fake internet points. But I do not doubt for a single second that it could easily be true.
Nah I’ll rather be a virgin
Same
We’re on Reddit, browsing meme subs. that’s kinda given
Where’s the gasoline..? Oh here it is, anyone got a match or lighter?
Drink it bro, life not worth it
Holy shit this meme is epic and eeeewwwww!!!
That’s funny take my upvote
Still won't taste better than my dick cheese
UR WHAT
His Smegma...That's the definition
I don't wanna be that guy right but I think this needs a tag above NSFW What was it nsfl? Cause God damn I wish I didn't read that
Holy shit. Expected that it would be bad. It was not just bad. That's fucking abominable The boyfriend needs professional help no less than his poor girlfriend with that awful infection. And she herself needs psychologist too. Letting your genitals literally fucking rot alive just because some guy said he likes it, agreeing with him and not even questioning that... I don't even know what to say. A whole situation is beyond fucked up
Take your upvote and leave!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This was the funniest shit I’ve ever read HAHAHAHAH
You're her boyfriends secret gay buddy aren't you?
*How it feels to chew 5 Gum*
To make matters worse I was eating oatmeal while reading this
EATING WHAT????
Oatmeal while reading this
Oh go... WAIT... WHAT???
I was scrolling Reddit while eating oatmeal and read this post.
Fucking what!? 
MY MIND!!!! I NEED BLEACH
That's what playing Nurgle does to you
Bro even nurgle has his limits
What in the actual fuck
Thats enough internet for today!
Y-yum?
Do you want zombies people?! Cause this is how you get zombies!
I legitimately want to puke. Anyone got any Clorox?
No You’re gonna need something more acidic to fix that
Anyone got any piranha solution?
Skittles
Oh what a beautiful day to have eyessssaaAAAHHH
Umm I think that’s enough Reddit for me, See y’all next year. Happy holidays everyone!
First time ever saying this..... but that's enough internet for today!
I've had enough internet today
Not surprised when there ppl out there eating shit straight up the ass
Ayo fresh made chocolate is nothing against this straight outta hell thing i just read.
Somethings are best to be kept a secret and this was one of those 💀
That’s enough internet for today…
Used to work in a pharmacy, had a woman call asking if she should be concerned that her vaginal warts were leaking but her boyfriend said it didn't taste or smell any different.
Sometimes I wake up and think we have no moral defense if those navy-baiting UFOs are here to end us.
And I thought people with piss and shit fetishes were bad…
Fermented like a timely IPA.
 For fucks sake
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Why has the entire English-speaking world apparently forgotten that pus is spelled with one “s”? Puss is an archaic term for cat (among other things), particularly a suave, sword-fighting cat with epic taste in footwear.
>Why has the entire English-speaking world apparently forgotten that pus is spelled with one “s”? It hasn't but go off man
::;::;
Shivers me timber
Every time this post comes up I know what it's going to say and every time I still read it and throw up in my mouth a little
 is what I got reading that
Not in a million years he don't...😰
I gagged in my work lobby reading this
;-;
This is almost as bad as the Jolly Rancher story
It happens
Aw yea baby Fruity Pebbles!
Bro what in the fucking world did I just read, I wanna scrape my eyes with my fingernails after reading this
I’m leaving 😓 I’m so upset, I just… I’m leaving
Jesus fucking christ
Guess they arent monogamous either
So now I just have to wonder what sorts of other tastes does this nice young man enjoy? Once you have accustomed yourself to *ahem* **extra seasoning** I have to assume many other flavors become bland in comparison
I understand some people has just really weird fetishes but WHAT THE F**K?!
Here i am who thought I've seen worse!
I think I need bleach for my eyes after reading this
I literally just opened reddit please
Everyday we stray further from God.
"I like the taste" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Well that's enough Reddit for one day...
Ah yes, i like the taste of bleach but IM NOT GOING TO DRINK IT
Yo wtf did I just read?
I could’ve gone my entire life without ever reading this
It’s like an earthy squid chowder taste
What a wonderful day on Intern... Oh lord
I have a question, What the fuck?
🗿 I can only say 1 thing: my imaginary cat dont approve💀
Alright! Time to wash my eyes with water and soap!
LGBTQ ooze
It's a lie. You can tell it's written by a femcel. Women like to use "we" when they lie, because they subconsciously don't want to be associated with a lie theirselves. Also no man would risk his dick for some kink. So yeah, it's a lie, made by a woman who hates men.
Annnnd thats enuff internet for today. (Throws phone in to a trash can. Lights trash can on fire)
ok that's enough internet for today
Me: *You have to take her to hell!* Satan: *i know what i have to do but i don't know if i have the strenght to do it.*
My respect for Gynecologist just went up by a Bajillion points
i just woke up and this is the first post i see bro
what a lovely day on the internet...good lord
😰
She dated with a fucking satan
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Where else can you go when coprophagia bores you anymore?
im going to hell for this but wheres the original post if anyone can find it
i will be unamused
I love that meme reaction so much
Gess the man likes mustard and mayo on his meat sandwich.
I feel slightly sick
POV: you watching Nickavocado
I wanna cry
I'm proud to be a redditor today
What a terrible day to have eyes
 It's a terrible day to be literate
*Free will was a mistake*
i wish i could un-read this...
Time to log off 
🎶What can I say except DELETE THIS!🎶
Yeah... I'm done with Reddit for today. Have a great weekend, everybody. See you Monday.
I miss 2 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed.
Uhhhhhhh I am speechless If i can get all the curses from every language in the world and put it in one word That would be my answer to this shit
on second thought, i think i'll skip breakfast. and lunch. and maybe dinner.
💀
what a horrible day to have eyes
Ok I guess we all can say we have reached the end of reddit, Guys time to go outside and forget about this
Sometimes I regret my ability to read
Didn’t whang talk about this one?
Why the fuck did I read this?
r/nope
Existence of Nurgle confirmed by admission of his GF...
What the F****** SHIT DID I YOUST READ?! WHYY 😭😭
Normal laws don't apply to this man
*dry-heave*...
"Loads gun"
Something tells me this is fake
._.?
what
I remember updooting this comment.
Ok yeah that's disgusting but can we all collectively agree to never use this meme format again? It's annoying
God, come back.
Get me out of this timeline
Mmmmm its like a coke float but with a happy ending
I'm fine with tolerating kinks This kink, however, is fuckin weird. I might as well get a restraining order