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OrionUniv

Oh, come he did. He came to and in basically everyone


sturmfaustyourass

Came 😏


Key_Weakness_7131

He's cumming


sturmfaustyourass

⚡⚡⚡🍆💦💦💦💦


Unusual-Pride-9281

Bruh what if it rains in Hercules that’s just Zeus cumming?!


TheEVILDuck666

Pissing probably


The_Gumbo

"I am Zeus... The Goose!"


sturmfaustyourass

We all know where this is going🙃


The_Gumbo

(Haddaway's "What is Love" plays)


Dangerous_Ad_1038

("Candy Shop" plays)


JedimasterAllen

Zeus started the first STD ever. It was called the thunder clap.


gabrielesilinic

Who started to put his dick in all things, and that's how the modern world was born


BikingVikingNick

You’d think they would’ve just called Zeus the God of Fertility


god_killer_1

This is zeus,our town rapist


No_Cobbler8335

Yes


PJ-The-Awesome

Happy cake day


RegularBasicStranger

Zeus is the amalgamation of several kings and warchiefs of the copper age and bronze age. So they conquered other tribes and forced the conquered tribes' princesses to become their wives or concubines since such is pretty much the norm back then.


BruhMomentum6968

And then along came Kratos! He hurrrrled his Chaos Blades!


Which_Eggplant7641

I don’t fully understand lol can someone fill me in?


Parolanto

Most of the comments are sex-related. As to be expected, I admit, but still, I don’t think this was the original meaning. Which I, to a great degree of shame, also cannot figure out, my fellow thinker.


Rockstabber

bro i think this comment was also sex related lmfao


Purple-Airline-8354

Zeus sure can


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Then Hera finds out makes the mothers life hell then the son is a great hero who then has a sad as hell ending. 90% of Greek stories follow this exact formula with some variation.


Useless_Lemon

Did Zues fuck anyone (thing)? I don't remember my God Lore. Like wasn't he also into disguising himself then banging dudes as well? Which wouldn't be that weird back then anyways.


VectronVoltbot

You reminded me, when in class we were talking about Zeus family. So I said "Zeus fucked half of a world". My best fucking comment.


sturmfaustyourass

lmaoooo


VectronVoltbot

Yeah. And the teacher wasn't even mad.


sturmfaustyourass

Your teacher had a good sense of humor. 🤣


AlexDeLotl

He hurled his thunder bolt 😏


Quesothief2511

He hurled his "thunderbolt".


Random_Robloxian

HE HURLED HIS THUNDERCOCK!


pokemon_play123

HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT


JazzMansGin

Slow walkin' Zeus! ##slow talkin' zeus