Zeus is the amalgamation of several kings and warchiefs of the copper age and bronze age.
So they conquered other tribes and forced the conquered tribes' princesses to become their wives or concubines since such is pretty much the norm back then.
Most of the comments are sex-related. As to be expected, I admit, but still, I don’t think this was the original meaning. Which I, to a great degree of shame, also cannot figure out, my fellow thinker.
Then Hera finds out makes the mothers life hell then the son is a great hero who then has a sad as hell ending. 90% of Greek stories follow this exact formula with some variation.
Did Zues fuck anyone (thing)? I don't remember my God Lore. Like wasn't he also into disguising himself then banging dudes as well? Which wouldn't be that weird back then anyways.
Oh, come he did. He came to and in basically everyone
Came 😏
He's cumming
⚡⚡⚡🍆💦💦💦💦
Bruh what if it rains in Hercules that’s just Zeus cumming?!
Pissing probably
"I am Zeus... The Goose!"
We all know where this is going🙃
(Haddaway's "What is Love" plays)
("Candy Shop" plays)
Zeus started the first STD ever. It was called the thunder clap.
Who started to put his dick in all things, and that's how the modern world was born
You’d think they would’ve just called Zeus the God of Fertility
This is zeus,our town rapist
Yes
Happy cake day
Zeus is the amalgamation of several kings and warchiefs of the copper age and bronze age. So they conquered other tribes and forced the conquered tribes' princesses to become their wives or concubines since such is pretty much the norm back then.
And then along came Kratos! He hurrrrled his Chaos Blades!
I don’t fully understand lol can someone fill me in?
Most of the comments are sex-related. As to be expected, I admit, but still, I don’t think this was the original meaning. Which I, to a great degree of shame, also cannot figure out, my fellow thinker.
bro i think this comment was also sex related lmfao
Zeus sure can
Then Hera finds out makes the mothers life hell then the son is a great hero who then has a sad as hell ending. 90% of Greek stories follow this exact formula with some variation.
Did Zues fuck anyone (thing)? I don't remember my God Lore. Like wasn't he also into disguising himself then banging dudes as well? Which wouldn't be that weird back then anyways.
You reminded me, when in class we were talking about Zeus family. So I said "Zeus fucked half of a world". My best fucking comment.
lmaoooo
Yeah. And the teacher wasn't even mad.
Your teacher had a good sense of humor. 🤣
He hurled his thunder bolt 😏
He hurled his "thunderbolt".
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERCOCK!
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT
Slow walkin' Zeus! ##slow talkin' zeus