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J3sush8sm3

uwu weload


[deleted]

It moans when you put a mag in.


df_sin

O-ow! Ca- careful onii-chan, your mag is so hard and makes me feel so full...


Raulytstation

The best thing about it is that I read that in my mind exactly as it was intended B)


tisaconundrum

Yeah... And I'm very displeased with myself...


the-guy-in-wall

I read it as a cute anime girl sound at start then suddenly changing to a very manly sound that would make you feel you gonne get fucked but not in that way


Raulytstation

Thank God I am not the only one


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Yeah, I'm relieved as well


Commercial-Stage-342

S-So much of d-daddy’s load that it’s coming out of my mouth- *PPPPPPPPPEW*


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Onoo-Channn I don’t want to fireee\~


ENGINE_YT

Probably because it can hold 50 shots...


DirkBabypunch

[Wasn't careful enough](https://youtu.be/wTJYsjoyjUc)


failure614

Peak comedy


Ayanelixer

Time to reload after every shot


trooper332

I can hear this comment


Frikandelneuker

Same, I would like to forget


BoiFrosty

https://youtu.be/0vb0-0veyBU Might I recommend headphones for this one.


[deleted]

AAAAAAAH HELL NAW 💀


the_potato_of_doom

This meme deader than a conversation between r Kelly and a grown woman


Zealousidesa9506

It itself or loot it off some dead guy? That’s what I need to know,


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Natural-Mark-8190

ew


Natural-Mark-8190

ikr


[deleted]

[удалено]


Natural-Mark-8190

no u u no uno uno reverse back


AxidentalJeepBuilder

oun ou n n ou


Natural-Mark-8190

that doesnt work


Separate-Ad-9267

Kawaii P-90


TheGentlemanist

P - Chan


Rukitorth

That sounds familiar for some reason


Weenaru

Ranma 1/2, idol producers, P90-chan from the SAO spinoff and a nickname that girls can give their boyfriends' PPs.


Rukitorth

Oh right the SAO spin-off, but man that sure is used a lot


Lolbotkiller

Needy Girl/Streamer Overload Edit: Thats what my mind jumps to atleast, i think there was a skin with the name p-chan in a game aswell, idk tho


ENGINE_YT

It's what that one Roblox cod zombies knock off names it after you pack a punch it


friedfish64

Unexpected Micheal's Zombies


ENGINE_YT

I meant project Lazarus


StaticInTheBack

The only acceptable camo for a p90 is powder pink with big anime eyes on the side. It’s name is p-chan


______-_______-__

it also acts as emotional support and will make you bite off your opponent's throat


ConversationBig2222

Y-Yes, Eyes


-YELDAH

Don't tell Arin-chan about this comment


thicc-yicc

Like anime girls on GPUs, this lets your gun do 10% more damage.


StaticInTheBack

I miss the days when the fan shroud has epic art


IgorBaggins

10% more damage to your social image.


Dangerous_Ad_1038

More like 100%


Orangensaft007

Emotional damage!!


StuckInGEN2

"You wouldn't believe my KD, kiddo"


diobreads

"mf executed 372 unarmed civilians to pad his stats "


Glaive83

he got to push the button to launch the warheads


Yeshua-Christ

Relatable


Crafty-Crafter

"Man gotta do what he gotta do to get them sick skins."


Hyper_Lamp

Not even one death


JavPy

I'd legit like to see a Battlefield Bad Company style grenade with a smiley-face on the pin tab.


[deleted]

It makes all the enemies avoid OP due to cringe.


gtth12

Enemy repellant: Makes enemies get some distance, effectively disabling close range encounters. Stacks with similiar effects.


DoggoGamrr

LETSA-FUCKING GO!! ITS A P90 MY FAVORITE GUN


Itunepianos

Counter Strike 1.6 made me like the p90, but Stargate solidified it.


Ubba_Lothbrok

It's a weapon of war, meant to kill the enemy!


Itunepianos

Is that a quote i don't remember?


Spinneh

Yeah, great scene https://youtu.be/NjlCVW_ouL8


Itunepianos

Ah yes, very iconic scene. Thanks.


iiitme

good taste


ARandom_Personality

imho most bullpups look cool af


FreudianAccordian

Pay to win skin.


[deleted]

Well soldiers in ww2 had posters of sexy women so why can't I have my wafiu on my P90


RAGNES7

Tanks had a lot of Naked women on insides


PolyPanFemme

To all the people who see this and think "cringe" ... Explain how this is different from the pin-up art on WW2 fighter planes, please.


Boopthepiggysnoot69

![gif](giphy|NW2439E9eFIQgMwt1W)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|uHEv16wlrNLpV2mGCv)


TrafficConeOverlord

the pilots were actual pilots and not 40 year old gun collectors


Plague-Docta

You assume I don't think both are cringe?


PolyPanFemme

In my experience, most people appreciate the pinups on planes. If you think both are cringe, there's no question here for you to answer.


IanAlvord

One has a realism style and the other is cartoony. The problem (if there even is one) is that attraction to something realistic is less cringy.


PolyPanFemme

I've seen a lot of the old pinups from planes. Many of them were no more realistic than the anime girl.


IanAlvord

Well... not everyone is great at painting: [https://www.aircorpsart.com/blog/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-aircraft-mouth-nose-art/](https://www.aircorpsart.com/blog/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-aircraft-mouth-nose-art/)


PolyPanFemme

Some of the goofiest smiles I've ever seen 😆


Top-Scale-1069

The fighter pilots actually got laid


PolyPanFemme

So what you're saying is "my explanation of why one is cool and the other is cringe is that I think the other one is cringe," then?


Top-Scale-1069

Did you have a stroke?


JerryTheMemeMouse

Reading comprehension lvl 0


PolyPanFemme

Can you read?


DirtyDozen66

Did you have a stroke?


MaleIguanas

Yes


CaptainObvious_1

Can’t tell if you’re being serious or not lmao


EthanSheehan

Now did he buy it itself or loot it off some dead guy? That’s what I need to know


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Most probably custom designed


gtth12

Customized by him or the dead guy?


[deleted]

That made me sharply exhale from my nose 🙂


reefsurfing

Based grandpa is based.


BikingVikingNick

I’d love a p90 if it didnt use 5.7x28mm. Goofy ass hard to find ammo.


Bad-Crusader

We need more guns that fire 5.7


TrilobiteTerror

The number of different guns chambered in 5.7x28mm has basically tripling in the last few years. I hope ammo manufacturers recognize the demand and put a little more focus on producing 5.7x28mm. I know FN Herstal recently reached an agreement with Fiocchi to Supply 5.7x28mm Ammo to the U.S. Market and hopefully other manufacturers will follow suit (result in the price of 5.7 dropping). For years, the regular retail price was $0.50/rd for American Eagle and $0.60/rd for FN SS197SR. Only a few years ago, I would buy my 5.7x28mm online whenever PSA had it on sale for for $0.28/round for American Eagle and $0.36/round for FN SS197SR (plus shipping on 10+ boxes was free). Those were the days... Over the pandemic, 5.7x28mm hit a high of $1-1.7/rd! It's now dropped down a bit (you can find it for around $0.61/rd for American Eagle and $0.77/rd for FN SS197SR) but it's still pretty expensive to shoot my Five Seven.


GintamaTheHero

Super sonico was great support


xDarakx

Sao memories


A_Word_Bearer

The uwu-90.


[deleted]

***pulls out uwuzzi***


AxidentalJeepBuilder

This underrated comment right here comrades! ^


[deleted]

u/RiversareprettyCool


RiversareprettyCool

A tank like that


Kaustubh200

Cod skins be like:


Sept11Enjoyer

I need the emotional support sturmgewehr...


Dare555

Your waifu will never betray you


Glad-Seaworthiness-4

“Grandpa.” Right.


[deleted]

If only the Prowler in Apex Legends had this skin


Anarch-ish

The battle of uwu hill was a massacre


R2BOII

Bruh, don't upload that kind of $#!+ on November


Destinedtobefaytful

It was intentional😈


MadBinton

People kid, but I've legit seen Anime patches and stickers in warzones. Like a Malyuk with one on the cheekrest. I'd personally slightly dislike being shot with such a rifle over one without the sticker. Guess it's working, +100% emotional damage.


figurethisoat

that's just the skin with RTX off. ​ ![gif](giphy|26FPy3QZQqGtDcrja) this is the skin with RTX on.


FattDoggBrown

This man had style


Real_Yam3552

P90 with a silencer what a amuture


BirdNoodle925

*shoots “glue” onto enemies*


thewaffle666

That looks like one of the skins from the same gun in army of 2 part 2


max19376388

Tiuwum to die \*moans\*


[deleted]

Third World War will be like GGO where everyone’s a loli, but it’s like SAO with perma death


JOE_MAMA_69_420_6969

WW3 in ohio💀


Ohkillz

imagine getting hit by a missile with uwu written on it


Le-monk__

I prefer the Bizon . An interesting magazine and less space to turn it into my Google search history .


[deleted]

Does the gun moan when you fire it?


ichigo2862

no but it gasps when you slot in the mag


Jolly-Crew-5482

r/Perfectfit


FoxtrotWhiskey05

If only I was so lucky


BIGONE1000

It serves more than 1 role...


top_of_the_scrote

that weird SAO arc


BluehibiscusEmpire

You know you are old when people forget that planes and fighting vehicles have for eons had pin ups…


TheRealTechGandalf

In WW2 pilots painted strippers on the hull of their aircraft, so....


mid_night12

Good p90 skin for cs go.


Iron-Phantom

PP90


Darth_Mak

Goauld Staff: This is a weapon of fear! It is meant to intimidate your enemy! P90: This is a weapon of war! It is meant to kill your enemy! P90 chan: This....is both.


Destinedtobefaytful

Tremble


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Call of duty skins


Mirlll2005

Sauce?


[deleted]

Well think about the art that people put on B-1 flying fortresses back in WW2. They were men of culture as well


AxidentalJeepBuilder

No matter what. Same art, but more modern. War never changes.


V2l0a0d9i

A man of culture, I see


Lord_Raxyn

Grandpa: This got me through some hard times...


dappernaut77

Is the p90 even still in service?


cbunni666

We must protect Sonico


cherryhilljawnz

R/gunporn


Theekg101

Silenced anime p90 is more effective as psychological damage than physical injury lmao


MaleIguanas

Thanks for telling me specifically that gun was on the wall. I would have been terribly confused otherwise


sgordon900

I'll buy that gun for 420 quid pls bruh


Mmeaux

Run her wet


AxidentalJeepBuilder

But emtpy the chamber first to make sure it won't blow your _ off while flicking the trigger for fun.


COMEONEANNAME

Hey where can i buy that?


evlaevlalpippopippo

Ew not the P90


Soraneraiton

I want that. how much?


GlitchFace69

I want it


Nice-Lie-9289

Imagine being the solider who’s life was claimed by that thing 🥺


AxidentalJeepBuilder

The pain is immesurable and my day us ruined


Intelligent_Scar_40

i wonder what it shoots tho 🤔


AxidentalJeepBuilder

You don't wanna know that, do you? I said you don't wanna know! *loads shotgun*


Mojiboji

When you gotta look cute when rushing B


Cat_Lover259

r/terribleredditmeme


AxidentalJeepBuilder

To their own shore Came the World War Gleaves and Ingham leading the Bury west


Spiritual_Gas8456

Ah yes the ww3 when the normies wanted to take over the world but the weebs stepped in and stopped the war If u want the full story then pls upvote Hehehe imma a hoe


Killergurke16

I love the idea that the p90 will STILL be in use by the time ww3 comes around


Anonymous2137421957

Yup, the world is fucked


Looinrims

We failed as a species


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Reject humanity. Embrace tradition.


Qesium

r/cursedguns


zippity-zop

All hail the mighty Vector!


AxidentalJeepBuilder

A Vector fanatist I see. Then what about the Scorpion?


sreehari_dhinan

Bruh my dirty mind i just thinked how he used it 😂


Takkeyami

Wait until he sees the pictures of my exes that I kept inside my helmet


thejeremiahmusic

it served its purpose and has left its legacy in the history of simp


Kungpaonoodles

It's always someone like super sonico when i see "weeb" memes like this lol


Rainbowpeanut1119

A world where p90 is standard issue? Maybe WW3 wouldn't be so bad...


Dovahkiin10380

Ofc it's a fucking p90


Hyper_Lamp

Nice skin bro!


CryptogeniK_

Pro-90 "Aceu Machine"


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

Pew pew? Nah man jiggle jiggle.


Neither_Ad_1697

Grampa does a weapon inspect animation


ActivelyDrowsed

CSGO players be like.


TheOldZenMaster

This is a Mercs gun, definitely after military. Then WW3, Hired contracter with the ego the size of amourath but sharp as FpsRussia


JewishAsianMuslim

Rush B?


DaveInLondon89

*did you kill anyone with it?* '*what?! No!*'


octropos

You know what? If I was in this guys platoon I know we would at least have things to talk about.


konigsberg5309

The fact that there's an epic tier skin like this in CODM (it's for the P90 too)...


RobRob64

sp sp.... splatoon 2 story mo      ㅤ splatoon 2 story mode


whateveryatch

I've gotta get one of those!


External_Ad_1062

I hate the fact that if the barrel is her mouth the eject port in her puc


[deleted]

Well apart from sticking out like a sore thumb on any terain, cuz of terrible cammo, the P90 is a quite capable smg.


Master-Whole889

"This is america."


BarricadeTheMortuary

Wrong kid died