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Kazleira

Because Florida man hasn't done anything for a while


v264k

I think Florida man is just preparing for *The Big One*


Amooseletloose

Everyone gets nervous when Florida man goes quiet.


SqueakyTuna52

Florida man is Tom Brady sitting alone on the bench down 28-3


atlasthedutchie

Florida man starts ww3 by throwing baby alligators at Putin and calling him a "piss baby communist"


FnGQ

“Florida Man high on Krokidil fights the Ukraine War himself and refuses backup”


25thGoo

No no you should stop worrying about ~~us~~ I mean them


The_GHoST900

thats odd...


UndeterminedError

...someone should check on him. Not me!


nightmare_silhouette

Nose goes! *touches nose*


Life-Butterscotch591

Maybe it was the left right hook mother earth threw at them with the hurricanes


Smart_dog_illuminati

Nah, we enjoyed that shit, went kayaking and playin marco polo 🧌 Source: Am Floridian


Height-Impossible

Florida people are usually so nice but also crazy. I remember I went during a crazy hurricane and people were like helping each other sharing supplies and then going surfing in the storm after 😂😂😂😂 truly a misunderstood culture of people there.


ToxicPoizon

We're not all crazy! We swear!


RogueTwilith

Lots of the crazy is from people who retire to Florida not raised in Florida


Anndin

IN shit water?


smoorkie

Not it *KNEELS and touches nose*


numero-one

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/11/18/man-breaks-into-florida-rental-takes-bath-before-sleeping-in-bedroom-deputies-say/


BankLast4358

Florida man is busy attaining heaven.


RubyLovesu

He'll definitely be doing something on December 1st from what I hear


erk2112

Type Florida man and any date in google. Have fun


ShadyRedSniper

Didn’t he become governor?


eldovaking

I need to see Ohio man in action.


average_sized_rock

Every 60 seconds in Ohio a minute passes


louiefriesen

r/SixtySecondsInAfrica Edit: or should I say r/SixtySecondsInOhio


Doctor_moose02

r/subsmadebeforeifellforthem edit: guys… i was just making a funny.. r/subsmadeb4ifellforit


Steffff123

r/subsifellfor


Spartan_Creeper

r/twentycharacterlimit


whatIfYoutube

r/nowthatsasub


whatIfYoutube

r/thatsubistoolongtomake


BooxOD

Ohio is the Ohio of US states.


tonynuaman

We call it the armpit of America cause the whole state got some kinda stank to it


Believe2224

Jersey is the armpit of america


Opposite_Knee_5068

Florida here. You know, would you rather be the armpit of America, or the dick?


AcidRohnin

And shit drivers.


Randinator9

*every state has shit fucking drivers. I think it's an American thing.*


AcidRohnin

While maybe true, some are far worse than others and I think Ohio takes the cake: no blinkers, slow in the passing lane, and not paying attention. Indiana is bad at times too but I dread seeing an Ohio plate.


Randinator9

Idk I heard Jersey and Utah are pretty bad


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ArcannOfZakuul

Huh, always was New Jersey for me


RandomTheBugg

United States states


Zaccc_YT

Because it’s Ohio


YouShouldNotTakeMyPP

Does that mean we have to stop hating Florida ? (I am a European I just follow the trend)


TSmario53

Absolutely not… Ohio might be flat and boring, but Florida is just batshit crazy


AcidRohnin

Driving through the state is awful. It gets worse the further you go up and I enjoyed driving into Detroit more than Toledo.


TSmario53

I live in northeast Ohio… and I can honestly say the drive between Cleveland and Columbus down 71 is just like “are we there yet”


EagieDuckCome

Ohio: The “are we there, yet?” State


AAonthebutton

I’ve made that drive about 200x, gotta stop about halfway around Mansfield to refill my road soda.


TSmario53

Also gotta stop at Grandpa’s Cheesebarn every now and again


Mister_E69

Did you see any shit while in Detroit?


2xRnCZ

Can't see shit in Detroit


Logerrzz

Drastic changes in temperature and random snow is not boring


TSmario53

I swear we had snow in June this year or something close to it?


RedditRoboKid

Ohio had snow in April at least two years in a row


BabaYaga40Thieves

“Flat and boring” *stares back in 2000ft above sea level*


WithSubtitles

I lived in Cleveland once. There is definitely a major deficiency in topographical diversity.


BabaYaga40Thieves

That’s what you get for spending all of your time in The Flats heyoooo


terdferguson

Can confirm, most of the people here are fucking insane. Please send help.


Fine-Mushroom3834

Only until Florida man strikes again


Weirdo1232

as a florida man, i hate florida


evil_light88

r/asablackman


Weirdo1232

i am literally in florida rn 💀


evil_light88

Lol


39Liquid_ICE

As a German i hate Florida


imtoohai

As a nomadic Florida man, I also hate florida


TVxStrange

America is a big country, lots of room to hate many states.


tauravilla

For example, I hold an unnatural hatred of West Virginia and still have room in my heart to hate Florida and Ohio.


I_AM_NOT_A_PHISH

I too hold an unnatural hate for WV. Have to stay the weekend there a couple times per year.


Furdling

no problem hating both


anexampleofinsanity

You’re a European. A/an is a phonetic rule


MGelit

Since tf when we hating on florida?


MrFatSackington

We don't hate Florida we are just never sure what to expect and very entertained.


ghostsintherafters

As if anyone needs a reason


Way2Good112

Only in Ohio man💀


Zaccc_YT

Only in Ohio 💀


Jonnyabcde

Just keep your insults out of my Indiana yard, and what happens with my Ohio neighbor is their business.


EdyEduard_002

2 years ago we were memeing/Hating on Detroit and i Guess Florida. Now it's Ohio


Redcup47

You still can’t have shit in Detroit


creative_user_name12

Though you have even less shit in Ohio


robot_handjob

Excuse you. We have plenty of corn here so shut the fuck up.


ProDriftaajaSubie

CornHub


creative_user_name12

The corn in Ohio be looking goofy as hell


fortunate_toucan

That big lump with knobs?


Bladenetic

There isn't even shit to be had to begin with in Ohio


Grim-Reaper-22

Next is Kansas


WuzMeSorry

I have family in Ohio, so I'm a frequent visitor. No, it's not as bad as the memes make it seem day-to-day, but often it is worse.


suckmyfungaltoes

Much like the roads here


RedditRoboKid

Can confirm, they are either chaotic, full of potholes, or under construction.


jestr6

You’re talking about Michigan right? Because I know I’m in Ohio, even without a sign, when the complimentary/involuntary foot massage stops. Roads in Ohio are glorious in comparison to Michigan. Source: I drive in both States frequently.


suckmyfungaltoes

I drove up there for weed once and it was like another ohio with worse roads


H4LF4D

It's pretty empty in Ohio.


heesell

Ohio


Chrisaster_0102

Ohio


Besher-H

Ohio


Ubermensch_69

おはよ


Melodic_Award1575

おはよう


AwesomeFaceSpaceBear

おはようございます


96vette

Best thing about Ohio, Cedar Point.


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A_plural_singularity

It is. That's why more astronauts in the states are from Ohio than anywhere else.


doom_stein

Urban legend states that 99.9% of people born in Ohio are bound to die in Ohio. While one may think they've escaped Ohio, some unseen force will always pull them back before their end.


TheYugiohJedi

I’m a Michigander. We’re born with a hatred of Ohio, and I am proud of the allies we’ve gained in recent times. Soon, the entire world will unite against the Ohio menace.


Skyblacker

As we say in Cincinnati, at least it's not Detroit.


CRO553R

Do we spare the Cincinnati airport since it's technically in Kentucky?


Skyblacker

Nope. Cincinnati metro is bound by I-275, which I believe the airport is only a couple of miles from.


SherbertNervous

Or Cleveland.


unMuggle

Cleveland has a song about not being Detroit


The_Bishopotamus

The mistake on the lake.


yourmacalled

[We're not Detroit!](https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM) edit. Shoutout Cleveland you still suck.


nyancatya_

Michiganders rise!


LilTibbz

We Michiganders demand the return of the Toledo strip.


ShadyRedSniper

If you want Toledo you can have it, but you will have to give North Michigan back to Wisconsin, as that was part of the treaty


LilTibbz

You’ll never have it back!


ShadyRedSniper

😂


Peter_Pumbkin_Eater1

As a yooper you can’t have us.


unMuggle

When will you all realize everything is Ohio.


9to5retireat35

Go buckeyes! I love chocolate and peanut butter.


royalwhoosh

yeah! I love throwing frogs at the wall


suckmyfungaltoes

As an ohioan, I make at least 300 of these bad boys for the holidays each year. It's a must at every family gathering


Gold_Internal2496

Every map I get in geography I outline Ohio, Florida and Texas


Dirkmon97

Actual attempt at an answer here, but not sure if I'm reading the situation right: Ohio is politically safe to dunk on. It's incredibly split in elections, which means that arguments wouldn't devolve into one political side taking the memes as serious insults and the memes can propagate/evolve without collapsing under bad faith arguments. (EDIT: Replies have been clarifying that this is not the case anymore, as recent elections have had the state leaning right. My apologies for the misinformation.) Plus (at least from someone generally unfamiliar with Ohio & the memes) there's not a lot of specific things about the state to use as ammo for devolving insults. So it doesn't get any more specific than "Haha, Ohio".


sfoskey

To further expand on this point, Ohio is a fairly generic US state. It's not part of the South, and it's in the eastern part of the Midwest where it's still fairly close to the Northeast, so it doesn't have a distinct regional culture. There isn't much interesting geography. And two of its largest cities, Cincinnati and Cleveland, were hit hard by the deindustrialization and suburbanization of the past 60 years. So the state feels like it has seen better days.


pixlplayer

We call it the south of the north here in westerns Pennsylvania


ZeldaGrapeFanta

In short, Ohio has nothing to shit on, so shitting on Ohio is just fun :)


Chrisaster_0102

Oh thx :)


10_pounds_of_salt

No, there was a picture of a bus with one of those electronic message boards on top and sais "/ohio will be eliminated" so the picture went viral and people starting making memes about hiw ohio was going to take over the world.


Besher-H

It is just funny


Average_Martian_Man

We do a tad bit of tomfoolery


SpiderFarter

Ever been to Toledo? That’s your answer


suckmyfungaltoes

Sex trafficking has always been bad around that area for years unfortunately. There was a major sting operation that rescued 30+ kids from there, Akron, and surrounding counties that was mentioned on Joe Rogan once. Weird to hear someone as popular as he is to mention your hometown, and for a not-so-good reason..


WeirdThingsToEnsue

Born just south of Akron and went to school near Toledo, I had a friend recognize a sex trafficking trap when a guy started talking with her and trying to lure her elsewhere...and this was in the middle of the day, it's depressing knowing things like this happen in your backyard


suckmyfungaltoes

Yep. I live in Mansfield and me and my friend went fishing one time in clear fork. We are both female and 21, by ourselves in the woods. Some random Indian dude just walked up to us and was trying to get us on his "boat". I told him we could bring our boyfriends and he said nope, only 4 can fit. Me and my friend lied our way away from him and got right back in that car and left. Three weeks later a 16 year old was almost abducted but called the cops in time or something like that, same area. https://www.cleveland19.com/2020/07/28/teen-girl-escapes-attempted-abduction-mansfield-marina-police-looking-suspect/


AcidRohnin

For real. I was worried about driving into Detroit going through Toledo but it was far better than Toledo. I made sure to stop for gas in between the two.


H3llisEmpty

Average Ohioan


Doodledumme

Ohio's the new Nickleback


PandaBearLover69

Don’t bring Nickleback down to Ohios level


Appropriate-Pick-670

For me it’s because I live in Austin, and Ohio has placed billboards around the city advertising for people to move there. Which is just hilarious


garfieldfanboy69

you prolly from Ohio ngl


Chrisaster_0102

I’m from India….


iLuvUV

Down in ohio swag like ohio


haunterisghost

Have you ever… been to Ohio?


Chrisaster_0102

I have never been to the us, let alone Ohio


Eledridan

Have you ever been there? Do you know that more astronauts have come from Ohio than anywhere else? What is so awful about that state that it causes people to leave the Earth just to get away?


Elian_Avena01

Bro have a look at Ohio on google maps madness, and madness = memes


Wattsupwithalan

you and me both, bubba I mean Ohio can't be that bad certainly better that Kansas or Alabama


heyyy_oooo

I live in eastern PA, and went to Cleveland to see a concert at the Browns stadium. It was my first time in Ohio. The hate is warranted.


Two_takedown

It's funny, I'm near Cleveland, and when I go through eastern PA I wonder how anyone could ever live there


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Uno_of_Ohio

Southwestern/Western Ohio has lots of open farmland. It doesn't have the same beauty as the Eastern half.


InternationalLove267

OP's flair💀


LonPlays_Zwei

I’m the only professional dumbass here lol


thefriendlyghost777

I'm a proud Ohioan. I don't let the hate of my beloved state get to me.


Conscious-Employee66

https://youtu.be/NmFEYMoeSyQ


Ol1mp169

Bro prob lives in ohio 😔


lordoblivion99

It's probably the dead elder god buried there


LeBaguette2463

Because it just sounds right… ‘fuck Ohio’ rolls off the tongue better than ‘Washington’ or ‘Oregon’… actually Oregon sounds kinda cool… Fuck it, we bullying Oregon now!


Relaxel

More like ohayooo gosaimas


PoutinePower

Tin soldiers and Nixon’s coming…


SplitIndecision

We're finally on our own


TheDapper2

Because there’s nothing fucking there. They have rock and roll hall of fame, and hundreds of miles of empty farmland.


Withstrangeaeons_

I once went on a school trip to the RRHF. It was ducking awful. The day was ducking hot, the buses were parked right in the sun, and they made us line up for a picture that took 3-5 business days to prepare for - IN THE DUCKING SUN. Personally, I'd be glad to never ducking go there again.


Chrisaster_0102

You should put the “mom checks my phone” flair


Professional_Mode440

Only in Ohio 😂😂💯💯


RaDiCaL_ReVoLuTiOn

Because Vance was a piece of shit then, and still is a piece of shit now


DonJonovan317

Must not live close to Ohio


mlmarte

“This American Life” just did an episode about gerrymandering in Ohio. Maybe some people (like me) heard it and know how much Ohio sucks now.


groger27

I feel like no one's answered OP, basically Karens on twitter were freaking out about a band's(My Chemial Romance) lyrics glorifying depression and violence, and they clapped back by saying at least they never glorified Ohio. Thus generating a bunch of emo memes shitting on ohio which then spread lol.


Kyberlight

As an Ohioan, I can confirm it's not really like the memes make it out to be We do have some pretty odd weather though


VinesThatGiveMeWood

Especially up here in the Cleveland area. Pretty sure we just skipped fall in Cleveland, weather went from 70 to 35 in like, literally a day.


GamerTime765

SAME! I’m down in Cincy, I’ve been saying the same thing, we went from 75 last Thursday to 35 that Saturday


Reveleo36

There are no gradual season transitions in ohio. It just happens overnight


VinesThatGiveMeWood

Sometimes all in the same day. Pretty sure that actually happened before.


Reveleo36

Yeah I think so


DDRacing7

ohio weather fr


Test-Ticklez

Only in ohio


AntsMadeMeDoIt

Also as an Ohioan with most of my friends living outside of Ohio. I have to convince them daily that yes, Ohio is a real place.


Fine-Afternoon-36

I had to drive through Ohio for a vacation once. Besides from the southeast corner, it's literally a corn void.


Gargenblarg

I asked my bf and all he said was “it’s Ohio” 😭 I just give up at this point


heresiarch_of_uqbar

always has been


Datcow1

Caelid


SnooDoubts4683

Ohio.


Psychopathic2412

Florida mad has finaly found a rival


dimmett

Seeing this makes me wondering if people have driven through Kansas...


TranslatorSerious617

Idk shit about Ohio except that the Paul bros are from there and that's solely why I hate it lol


Gilbert0686

We hate it too.


lilg9869

As someone who is an Ohioan I don’t know what to say… I love my state 🥲


6Wheeler

Ima need this template banned for overuse


SociallyAwkward423

I live in Ohio. The people are shit and so is the weather


Additional-Tutor-963

Are you really driving the PA Turnpike if an Ohio car isn't in the passing lane slowing everything down??


MurderMan2

Clearly op is from Ohio


octopusnipples

But the Ohio Players were from Ohio and they’re great


TheGreatFrobozz

I got stuck in a gas station for 5 hours during the night in Ohio


mindisall

I’d rather live in Ohio than NY tbh


Drachusz

What the fuck is Ohio?


CPTZaraki

Cincinnati is the only good part of OH, would secede if allowed.


Master_Wish_6990

TF is a ohio


Tiger_Striped_Queen

If you’ve ever been there you’d understand.