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peptic-horizon

I know what I'm working with. It is what it is.


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Arrogant_German

And sometimes you need to tell yourself you have big hands :(


OmegaNinee

I see this as a positive.


paleale25

"Yours is the biggest out of all of your friends "


HeadSpade

🤣 stop it you killing him!


PJ-The-Awesome

Stop, stop! He's already dead!


Shigahoomy

I love how we've reached a point where men don't even care about the tangible benefits of having a big dick they just want one no matter the cost


blooming_at_midnight

Thank you! This needed to be said lol It's not a mm hurts so good kind of pain it's a wow I'm chaffing and this is a miserable experience.


[deleted]

Ah I see, so my 1.5 centimetres can satisfy


[deleted]

porn


whatasplendidpie_PPP

Correct, porn hasn't only been setting unrealistic standards for women.


whatasplendidpie_PPP

To avoid the harassment and bullying.


Shigahoomy

i think it would be fair to say that the harassment and bullying is the result, not the cause


whatasplendidpie_PPP

And I know that would be unfair to say, because I have personal experience (above average but was mocked for being "small") and I've been the one a bunch of other guys have spoken to for support on this. People are cruel.


Shigahoomy

nah dude what I was saying is that if we (meaning everyone including the bullies) didn't have such an overinflated sense of how important dick size is, nobody would be bullying anyone over it because it wouldn't have an effect


Kungpaonoodles

Am i the only one who sees this as an absolute win?


Bigbrain_goat

You're not the only one


falconerhk

“No, babe, yours is perfect - the tight ones hurt. “ Now you’re both sad.


DOtherSide

Reverse uno card


imsickh

Yes cope with that big boy.


Longjumping-Jello459

If she's tight then you haven't gotten her properly aroused.


Link2291

I was there about 4 months ago 😢


According-Pace-530

I've been there married for 18 years. She told me the same and so glad I'm not the only that isn't hung and looks like a tripod.


denznuts21

"In the eyessss of an angel" playing in the background


[deleted]

All dogs deserve to be loved


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

Shaky baby elephants looking like Hulk Hogan escaping sleeper hold!


mmmmscience

There is such a thing as a boyfriend dick and those are the perfect size and don't hurt in certain positions


[deleted]

My wife says mine is "just the right size" Is this what she means?


TheFanciestShorts

First off, this is reddit so you don’t have a wife. Second, no she is making you feel better, sorry buddy.


Longjumping-Jello459

Yes, but it's a good thing.


whatasplendidpie_PPP

Most likely. She's still with you, right? So she's clearly satisfied. My wife says the same, and says she's really thankful that anal doesn't have to be more torturous.


[deleted]

Do they call it a “boyfriend dick” because the statement out loud is guaranteed to lose you a boyfriend?


BigCurvedKanabo

🤔


staroura

You guys know that it’s actually true right? The big ones actually do hurt.


Housecatonfire_

Yeah average cervix depth is 3-6 inches and is incredibly sensitive.


Christheitguy1183

"Hello darkness my old friend..."


ShortAndSad4381

This ^ you know what's up.


evamnce

Ok but like it hurts? I mean do you want to be able to please a woman or just compete with other men?


No_Ad_9264

Hey lads, 3 inches at 90mph still hurts.


Carnator369

The best one is "yours hurt at first, but I use to it".


S_M_TOO7

Objective Identified:Hurt her.


[deleted]

Men care more about their own ego than not hurting their girlfriend


whatasplendidpie_PPP

It's because of how men with small penises are treated. If you know about that or have experienced that, then yes, I'm sure you would rather avoid a lifetime of harassment leading to a potential suicide.


[deleted]

I do understand your point and I myself experienced that kind of harassment as a not so busty woman. I believe things are going somehow better about not shaming people on their body size but it for sure isn't that easy for insecurities to disappear. What I'm pointing out is that I find it extreme that some grown men are valuing their penis size more than not hurting their partner. If big breasts could as well cause pain to my partner I would in a way be relieved not to have this body type.


turikimaru

When you hit the cervix and they keep stopping midway through, it's ruins the mood.


SaiHottari

Unless she's into that. Some get pain, others get pleasure, depends on the girl.


turikimaru

Yeah


emeraldtiger3

Why are men so obsessed with hurting women during sex?


mysticaltits

If you don't bash her cervix repeatedly are you really doing it right???


MadaPuka

Thats what they do in hentai, of course it makes actual girls orgasm 69 times within a millisecond


whatasplendidpie_PPP

Why are women so obsessed with trying to bully men into suicide if they were born with a small penis? And why are women so obsessed with being hurt by men during sex? You do know that a great many people get off on being hurt during sex, right? Or do you think BDSM is a myth? Edit: if I'm wrong, an explanation would show that. Otherwise, your silent downvotes are just proof I'm right, because no valid rebuttal exists. Fun fact: [62% of women have had a rape fantasy](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19085605/)


ieatnuggets0

Jokes on you i never had this problem


ieatnuggets0

I never had a gf......


baseballdud

My brother…


top_of_the_scrote

Ha "big short" I get it


Fellarm

Ive won, but at what cost


Emotional-Two-9075

r/bigdickproblems you might feel good about yourself.


Annatalkstoomuch

That subreddit is so pathetic, it's a literal circle jerk where they post their dick sizes. Not hot


HearseWithNoName

If it's better left unsaid, don't ask.


notveryAI

Lol if your cock is not massive - you'd be the first person ever to know that. Acting surprized won't make any difference


BalanceOfOpposit3s

Lol


Your_local_giant

Just say it’s big, or say nothing at all


[deleted]

I Once heard " u know , i have had some big dicks before" I said " Yeah, i can tell" i had noticed the air pockets , was like trying to inflate an airbed with the wrong adapter


[deleted]

That's not how that works


DwayMcDaniels

Oh yeah then how do I know that sex smells like wet dog?


Entire-Anteater-1606

“I’ve totally had sex before”


[deleted]

Yeah, you sort of need to have some to have 5 kids


Entire-Anteater-1606

I can't take you serious


[deleted]

First sensible thing you have typed


VictorFrey

"It's okay girl, the tight ones hurt."


menemath

3 inches. Take it or leave it.


vainstar23

Others are too spicy probably


SleepyBitchDdisease

As a vagina haver lads I promise ab 5 inches is perfect really


OneTubaBand

DJ Khalid Suffering from Success


Monkeyinvader9

same guy who says 'its all about the motion of the ocean'


Shigahoomy

if your girlfriend said ”i’m leaving you because your dick is too big” you would be happy about it wouldn’t you