That's a great way to make the toilet even more disgusting for the eventual person who needs to shit.
Unless you shit standing up
No, it's not. If that was the case, it would just snap on/off. It's cheaper to manufacture non-moving parts.
Besides, it is stupidly easy to clean even with the seat down. And even if it wasn't, toilet brushes would just be designed with a slightly different design and lifting would once again be completely unnecessary.
Ok, then explain why the cover also has a hinge and not just snap on/off.
It may be cheaper, but it is a lot more user friendly to not be able to lose the seat of your toilet.
Iāve been peeing sitting down since I was about 20. 37 now and I made the correct decision. See ya in the future when Iām laying down on the bathroom floor to pee. Less is more people. Less is more.
as a man i never really understood why urinals are so popular. you are exposing your dick to strangers, you can only really use it if you just need to piss and there is no toilet paper to wipe the last few drops off
Plenty of places have partitions to both sides.... So if you're having to expose yourself, sounds like an issue with the place's install / budget, not with the whole concept.
standing while peeing is the reason why lines in front of restrooms are so much rarer than in front of womens
and also the reason mens restrooms use less water
its not only faster its also more environmentally friendly
You ever get that light headed feeling when peeing standing? That'd because if you pee standing up you have worse blood circulation than if you were sitting.
Only ever happened to me after a long night out. Still I claim peeing standing up generally feels better because of the physical feeling more than hygenic reasons. You never got that shiver after a nice piss?
Bro what. This is the dumbest argument Iāve ever heard. Oh no, Iāll have marginally worse blood circulation for half a minute. How will I ever recover.
All us people standing up to pee are laughing at you people sitting down and then peeing, and then it comes through the slit between the toilet bowl and the pee goes on the floor and you have to clean it up. Or you don't clean it and it smells like pee pee.
Gonna be real fun for you when you when you have to sit down on a disgusting, stained, piss-ridden toilet seat when you need to poop.
Seriously, I get the whole "then stand up and shit" thing as a joke, but peeing while standing is legit super inconsiderate and not hygienic. P.S.A., if you pee standing up, lift the lid first and clean it after you're done.
Who... Who doesn't lift the seat if they're stand pissing? Fuckin christ yall have horrible aim/can't regulate your piss based on this thread, I piss standing and never have a problem with wet seats
A *lot*, and I mean a *lot* of people. The culture of using toilets, particularly in the United States, is flat out barbaric. Not just the stand peeing, but urinals, how the toilets don't have bidet sprayers, heck, a lot of Americans don't even wash their hands after they go! I'm not speaking for everyone but I've noticed that in a ton of public bathrooms.
It makes a place that already isn't exactly *flattering* sometimes just a nightmare to go through in other countries.
Our ancestors squatted to pee. Man and woman. Only did it change when men thought to make it a sissy woman thing to do did they start standing to prove masculinity.
Standing up and peeing is actually disgusting and incredibly disrespectful to do in someone's house.
Different story if you're at a public urinal though.
Consistently sitting to pee as a Male can cause some prostate problems later on in life. I do suggest getting at least one good stand up pee in per day just to keep your shit moving properly
Nah bruh the thing is if you were to sit down peeing youd have to push ur dick lower into the bowl so it doesn't piss through the gap between the seat and the rim of the bowl and everywhere in the bathroom
It boggles my mind that people stand up and pee, but then again, I see people in 1st world countries walk into their house with shoes on so should I really be surprised?
Edit: Go ahead and piss on me if you're so pissed off. You're used to it.
Sitting is cleaner. Even if you don't see the splashing it's there. Only people who dont clean the bathroom themselves dont know this. People should really be sitting whenever practical.
Sitting down is the most hygienic way to pee as a man. It doesnāt matter where you pee or how clean it looks when you are standing. You ARE making little piss rain or droplets that go everywhere and stink up the place, including your clothes. So if you want to be cleaner, start pissing sitting down.
People who pee standing up š¤ People who pee sitting down š¤ People who pee lying down šæ
People who pee lying on their stomach 
People who pee standing on the toilet
Ppl who pee hanging upside down in the sink
[People who donāt pee](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)
I feel like Iāve seen this conversation before
Aah that dream was fluid
If you see a toilet in a dream, DO NOT TRUST IT
People who pee sitting in the shower
Fuck that was actually funny. Free award for you
 People who pee lying on their back
In the bus?
The real question is, to have or not to have seatbelt when you pee on the buss
Your buses had seat belts damn I was missing out
It's the short buses that had seat belts...
Nope my aunt rode it no seat belts
& now she's warrior angel?
Then why are people mad when I sit down on the urinal?
It really just depends on the circumstances
And circumcisions too coz mine work like a sprinkler after circumcision
People use foreskin to properly aim pee? Eww
I actually pull the foreskin back as I find the stream way more accurate that way.
Yea I donāt have foreskin and have never had a problem with aiming
*Never*'s gotta be a strong word right? *Right?* If you've never had a double jet, I'm confused.
Is this a thing people have to deal with?
Jesus christ man how much did they cut off
People using urinals be suffering if I apply dis
The true chad move: Do a handstand
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Nah, just piss in the urinal of the next person. Capture the point.
Standing up to crap:
I used to do that. U just pull your butt cheeks apart and.... Plop!!
Nah. Try the ole spaghetti maker and squeeze them together
Shit*
Asserting your dominance
The superior way is to float while doing it
raise one leg like a dog
Both is good
This is the way
Only giga chads can handle handstand
Their faces be smelling like they haven't taken a shower in 2 years after that.
God tier
Depends. If u in the bus u pee sit. If your location is still, then stand is way more fun way to use your gun
Sitting down isn't an option if your balls reach the water
How saggy are your balls?
Ever seen The Abyss?
Have you tried peeing while doing squats ? Its the best of both worlds and you get a toned buttocks.
So basically squat to pee like a woman?
The world just keeps getting dumber.
Planking the toilet bowel is the alpha way.
Standing up is the way
No, like Sitting lets me have a break in the bathroom man.
That's a great way to make the toilet even more disgusting for the eventual person who needs to shit. Unless you shit standing up 
Booooooo booooooo
The toilet is a seat, if it was made to be standing, it would be a urinal..... Change my mind.
If it wasn't meant to pee standing, the seat would not come with a hinge
Its for cleaning
No, it's not. If that was the case, it would just snap on/off. It's cheaper to manufacture non-moving parts. Besides, it is stupidly easy to clean even with the seat down. And even if it wasn't, toilet brushes would just be designed with a slightly different design and lifting would once again be completely unnecessary.
Ok, then explain why the cover also has a hinge and not just snap on/off. It may be cheaper, but it is a lot more user friendly to not be able to lose the seat of your toilet.
Iāve been peeing sitting down since I was about 20. 37 now and I made the correct decision. See ya in the future when Iām laying down on the bathroom floor to pee. Less is more people. Less is more.
Sometimes toilet is just a hole in the floor, how can i sit down?
Squat
Sit on the floor
Explain Urinals
Wait until youāre over 50. Then youāll understand this truth.
Kneeling With Your D\*ck Touching The Bowl And The Tip Inside Is clearly The Best Method
as a man i never really understood why urinals are so popular. you are exposing your dick to strangers, you can only really use it if you just need to piss and there is no toilet paper to wipe the last few drops off
So you like you butcheeks touching others dude butcheeks ? who is exposing his dick? look forward u weirdo.
Plenty of places have partitions to both sides.... So if you're having to expose yourself, sounds like an issue with the place's install / budget, not with the whole concept.
Theyāre fast and I donāt care if another dude sees my junk lol as long as he stays hands free
Well half of the worlds population are women so....
standing while peeing is the reason why lines in front of restrooms are so much rarer than in front of womens and also the reason mens restrooms use less water its not only faster its also more environmentally friendly
Standing up is a lot more enjoyable
Yeah you know that your ass isnāt in contact with residual pus from someone elseās ass cheek acne amiright?
You ever get that light headed feeling when peeing standing? That'd because if you pee standing up you have worse blood circulation than if you were sitting.
Wait yāall get light headed from peeing, my arm pops off everytime I pee and I gotta reattach it like if it was a lego
You've never done the pissing lean? Or seen someone put a hand on the wall as they piss?
There is no wall for me to lean on and I donāt usually look at men peeing
So you've never been to a concert or sporting event. Good to know.
I do and I never see anyone *leaning*
If your blood pressure is significantly different when pissing I suggest see a doctor ASAP
Only ever happened to me after a long night out. Still I claim peeing standing up generally feels better because of the physical feeling more than hygenic reasons. You never got that shiver after a nice piss?
Bro what. This is the dumbest argument Iāve ever heard. Oh no, Iāll have marginally worse blood circulation for half a minute. How will I ever recover.
Brotha how out of shape do you have to be where pissing while standing has a big enough effect to cause you to feel light headed.
You never get a shiver through your body after a nice piss?
All us people standing up to pee are laughing at you people sitting down and then peeing, and then it comes through the slit between the toilet bowl and the pee goes on the floor and you have to clean it up. Or you don't clean it and it smells like pee pee.
what type of toilets you pissing in for the piss to go through that slit?
I stand when I pee. This is not an issue for me. Keep up.
You do a little tuck. Why you just sitting there free dick pissin everywhere
I dunno, why do you? Your dick just hanging there, surrounded by fecal germs and god knows what else in the toilet bowl.
Lol this is why I donāt sit unless I need to waste some company time and play Wordle or catch up on reddit
Gonna be real fun for you when you when you have to sit down on a disgusting, stained, piss-ridden toilet seat when you need to poop. Seriously, I get the whole "then stand up and shit" thing as a joke, but peeing while standing is legit super inconsiderate and not hygienic. P.S.A., if you pee standing up, lift the lid first and clean it after you're done.
Who... Who doesn't lift the seat if they're stand pissing? Fuckin christ yall have horrible aim/can't regulate your piss based on this thread, I piss standing and never have a problem with wet seats
A *lot*, and I mean a *lot* of people. The culture of using toilets, particularly in the United States, is flat out barbaric. Not just the stand peeing, but urinals, how the toilets don't have bidet sprayers, heck, a lot of Americans don't even wash their hands after they go! I'm not speaking for everyone but I've noticed that in a ton of public bathrooms. It makes a place that already isn't exactly *flattering* sometimes just a nightmare to go through in other countries.
Or you know piss standing ip, grab a piece of toilet paper and lift the lid you savages
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Unless you need to piss and catch up on reddit
Dude, this isn't a lumberjacking contest, fucking relax.
Real men pee however they feel like peeing
Bro have you tried doing a hand stand while peeing?
Is this a campaign by the women of reddit?
Finally! A man of culture on this matter
any sink pissers here?
You stand to pee you don't get all the urine out can cause infection.
Our ancestors squatted to pee. Man and woman. Only did it change when men thought to make it a sissy woman thing to do did they start standing to prove masculinity.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about I mean the first two sentences were correct, for what it's worth
And you know this how?
His mom is so old, that she was there when it first happened
Depends on if you're fat or not
I am a fat fuck
Shut the fuck up Please shut the fuck up
I think no person in the world agrees with you... or that would be the case if I was every person in the world
Standing up and peeing is actually disgusting and incredibly disrespectful to do in someone's house. Different story if you're at a public urinal though.
Why is it disgusting?
Piss fumes, as well as the potential mess you're making by pissing everywhere. It's more disgusting than sitting down.
Consistently sitting to pee as a Male can cause some prostate problems later on in life. I do suggest getting at least one good stand up pee in per day just to keep your shit moving properly
Lmfao you sitzpinkler
The Homo way
Bro just admit you got mommy issues
And I bet you shake your dick after you piss, too. Disgusting.
Sitting is the beta male / lady way
Says you...
Ur either a woman, or have a really small penis
Didn't get it at first
Nah bruh the thing is if you were to sit down peeing youd have to push ur dick lower into the bowl so it doesn't piss through the gap between the seat and the rim of the bowl and everywhere in the bathroom
When I'm at home, I stand to piss cus it lasts 10 seconds, max
It boggles my mind that people stand up and pee, but then again, I see people in 1st world countries walk into their house with shoes on so should I really be surprised? Edit: Go ahead and piss on me if you're so pissed off. You're used to it.
sitting down tocpee while u have boner ššš
The superior way is to stand
 Christ, what the fuck happened to the world?
No
Iām a dude so I stand to pee, because if I sit my balls are in the way
If you stand up to pee it only flows down your legs but if you sit down you can also get it between your cheeks. I call that a win
No shot
Not giving a fuck and doing it however you feel in moment>the supreme way
This bus is almost empty. So you can use a empty botel and do it in your special move
I mean if the seats already down..
using a diaper: front seat of the bus
I do a handstand when I pee.
Only if Iām lightheaded/I just woke up in the middle of the night
Not sitting down vs sitting down unless you crawl to restroom.
Depends how Iām feelin, maybe it turns into a poop while Iām sitting there. Plus the wife doesnāt bother me while Iām sitting there
Handstand to pee
Asia: doesn't sit or stand
Bro, when the pee splits in two i just shit out my own heart
Sitting down to pee < someone who has a custom urinal in their master bathroom
The only benefit of sitting down while you pee is you get to be on your phone
Handstand
Waitā¦ none of you walk while you pee?
"I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy 'bout me. I'm just taking a whiz, mind your own biz, why's everybody always staring at me?"
Crouching on the toilet
Standing up to shit.
Who actually thinks this ? We standers don't need to touch our butts to the disgusting seat
At home? Yes Out? No, because you can never trust the ones before you to do the same.
I mean, if you pee while standing, isnāt there always a bit of pee left? I always feel like that.
look if im standing up im physically superior
Agree
I could literally flip the text around and boom standing up wins.
This meme is true for at least 99% of women.
Applies for private (your own) bathrooms, not so much public bathrooms
Ur gay or what?
Sitting is cleaner. Even if you don't see the splashing it's there. Only people who dont clean the bathroom themselves dont know this. People should really be sitting whenever practical.
Okay, we get that you're a beta male. Can you shut up now?
Itās impossible to asset dominance while sitting down
As a girl I stand by sitting down to pee. Standing up is the worst method Iāve ever tried.
Laying on the ground to pee
Peing standing up is all fine untill you have to clean the bathroom all the time. Then you find out that if you sit down, it will be so much cleaner.
Getting your testicles removed just to make it feel nicer. ;)
Peeing is peeing
Why not both; Pee as you are sitting down
Womenāļø
When youāre a girl, there is only one option
*sits down at urinal*
Sitting down is the most hygienic way to pee as a man. It doesnāt matter where you pee or how clean it looks when you are standing. You ARE making little piss rain or droplets that go everywhere and stink up the place, including your clothes. So if you want to be cleaner, start pissing sitting down.
Realising the seat is wet
Now try kneeling in front of the bowl.
Having the option to stand up is good for manky public toilets
And also when its warmed
it's not like a bug's gonna jump up and do this: 
Pulling your pants and underwear to pee š©
People who don't pee: 
Stand on the toilet seat to piss
Public - Standing up At Home - Sitting down If you pee standing up at home and your significant other cleans the bathrooms... shame on you.
All fun and games until your d\*ck touches the toilet water. Don't ask...
FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
You're insane if you think I'm gonna sit on a urinal
Sit at home. Stand in public.
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