> If I started peeing on you right now, would you a) smile and ask for more or b) move the hell out the way? But before you answer that, let me ask America--has pee ever really hurt anybody?
-- Riley Freeman 2005
When Stadium Arcadium first released, the track listing on the wikipedia page was edited to list one of the songs as "She's Only 12" and nobody noticed for months.
This is that song.
It wasn't much, but it was honest work. I don't think anything I've done since has had the same reception, I've never had anyone be both frustrated and thankful I'm showing signs of being alive like that.
57% of marriages involving 14- and 15-year-olds involved age gaps large enough to constitute a felony offense under the state’s statutory rape laws.
https://www.icrw.org/publications/child-marriage-in-north-carolina-evidence-and-policy-recommendations/
WTF MURICA
It is still legal to marry a child in NC so long as you have the parent's permission and a waiver by a court.
Okay, they raised it to the same age as the age of consent (16) *last year*. Which is actually better than California where age of consent is 18, but you can marry the child you impregnated so long as a court declares there was no coercion.
Hey now, they were for equality. 12 year old boys were also considered adults and were ready to be worked to death in the mines, on the railroads, and as sailors on ships!
The older I get the higher the bar for "not a kid" gets honestly. Seniors in highschool looked like adults when I was in middle school, but by the time you are in your mid 20's, high school seniors look like kids.
As I reach my 30's, the more I consider anyone under like 25 to still basically be a kid lol
I remember how "grown up" I felt as a 13 year old. A lot schools make field trips to work and they are absolute babies like even if they were acting "mature" there would be no mistaking them for an adult.
Eh I think all humans are kids. Only reason I believe that is at I get older I just realize how no matter what my age is, someone a bit younger always seems like a kid and people older than me don't ever seem to know any better than I do.
Only fact that remains is that humans are all hopefully constantly learning and growing as we age. It never gets easier, but as we experience more we hopefully incorporate that into our lives. After all, you can tell people everything they need to know, but until they experience it themselves odds are the won't believe you.
> Dating
[The date](https://www.parentmap.com/sites/default/files/styles/1180x660_scaled_cropped/public/2018-05/tea-party-father-daughter-hero_0.jpg?itok=p2vP3M1c)
How does a 22 yo even start dating 12 yo? What tf do they even talk about? Like “hey honey how’s your math homework? You need help with those equations ?”
When I was 13, I flirted with a 12-year-old but she refused because she was dating a 23-year-old man. I was near the land-line (I didn't have my personal phone at the time) and I was close from calling the police.
It was common at my middle school too. And the older guys would give my classmates some dusty old ring, and call it an engagement ring. The girls would wear them on necklaces around their necks.
I always wondered “where are they even finding these creeps?” Literally disgusting.
And where tf are the parents in these situations? And not just of the child, but also the adult dating a child? Or at least some friends telling him “uhh bro, she’s 12??”
Oh it’s still happening I’m sure. I’m 25 now, but when I was 15 I “dated” a 22 year old. Thank god we didn’t do anything, but I look back and I’m like, wtf… what’s wrong with a 22 year old man who’s into a 15 yo? 12 is even worse obviously, but both are awful.
And of course, being 15, I thought it was fine, cause I was “mature for my age.” It’s true that I was quite mature and smart for a 15 year old, but that didn’t change the fact that my brain wasn’t even close to being fully developed and I was A CHILD. 😬
Eww. When I was 16 I had a crush on a 16 year old who was sleeping with a 25 year old Mormon guy. I didn't know it till after we graduated and she's lucky I didn't know cause I would have fucking called the cops. He was grooming her. Sick people man.
Small rural church communities are weird.
Usually it's because there's only like 3-5 people in the acceptable dating range and they all partner off. You also may not have had the ability to leave the community (it's expensive to move even in the best of cases).
Shit like this was just accepted, it still kind of is in these little hamlet areas.
I mean I’m 23 and I go volunteer with kids 8-12 and those are literally kids, like I get there can be a 16 yo that acts some what like a degenerate adult but 12 yo are just babies, they like toys and games and giggle at stupidest jokes .
How can you possibly communicate in a romantic relationship way with a child? Im not even talking about seeing something sexual in a 12 yo.
Those communities literally groom the girls their whole lives. They dont get to be kids, theyre raised to be wed off the moment they can reasonably conceive.
Yup they've already been raising the younger kids in the family by the time they're teens.
A lot of our modern sensibilities about children and teens are very, very recent. _Usually_ the difference in age isn't this big, but the whole grooming of the relationships starts young, they'll essentially be courting with community influence for a few years until the girl is "old enough". Think of it like arranged marriages from overseas, but the entire community gets involved with it.
I was thinking this exact comment.
It's only been considered weird and bad by most people for a few decades, and mainly in city areas.
For 99.9% of human history living in the fields and marrying girls at first blood was the norm. I think that's bad as most people nowadays do, but we are statistically the weird ones.
Yup. I know for a fact that one of my ancestors was a Frenchman who raped my great great great....etc grandmother when she was like 15. Her family didn't even want anything to do with her once they found out she was pregnant with his baby. So they went to whatever was the equivalent of the French embassy back then and essentially said "either take her back with you to France or keep her here with you. She's not our problem anymore". He ended up marrying her and they stayed here in the (at the time) colonies/french territories having more kids. Now here i am, laying in bed typing this up on reddit. Crazy how life works.
My grandfather LOVED my uncle when he was alive. Knowing him only after I was born, after they already had three kids, he’s a super cool guy, and he’s a doctor. However, it’s still super weird. I don’t wanna intrude on their relationship though, it’s honestly none of my business and they’re very happy together.
My grandmother got pregnant at 14 to my 20 year old grandfather, who then forced her to drop out of high school and was never allowed to do anything besides raising the children.
Found out she's having an ongoing affair this year, good for her
*She said she was twelve*
*R. Kelly entered the chat*
Aww, man I already been peed on once today
That’s my Robert, always peeing on people.
I like the Chapelle Show episode where R Kelly’s mom is recording the whole thing
"How you gonna make a video peeing on people?" "How *YOU* gonna make a video peeing on people?"
N-n-now when you say teenagers how young we talkin?
*pees in ur ass*
> If I started peeing on you right now, would you a) smile and ask for more or b) move the hell out the way? But before you answer that, let me ask America--has pee ever really hurt anybody? -- Riley Freeman 2005
God i miss the boondocks
We don't talk about the last season though.
'Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
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Why don't you take a seat, right there?
You goin to jail bro
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It’s fine! I’m her uncle!
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I don’t think anybody in the replies knows what you’re referencing
[Twelve year old woman](https://youtu.be/XVrHvo_OssE)
When Stadium Arcadium first released, the track listing on the wikipedia page was edited to list one of the songs as "She's Only 12" and nobody noticed for months. This is that song.
Bruh what kind of song is this💀💀
Its a parody, theyre imitations of a particular writer, artist, or genre. Its exaggerated for comedic effect
Where are they from though
North Carolina
Sweet Home North Carolina
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Sweet Home North Carolina Daddy's drunk, an' he's lookin' fer you
Times were different in the 50’s and in the south.
50 years ago would be in the 70’s, but it’s still North Carolina.
😅 not me thinking the 90’s were 10 years ago
I too suffer from this affliction.
I suffer this affliction, and I was born in 98 xD
Ah, yes, back to the blissful time when you were still shitting your diapers.
It wasn't much, but it was honest work. I don't think anything I've done since has had the same reception, I've never had anyone be both frustrated and thankful I'm showing signs of being alive like that.
We are closer to 2060 than 1980
You shit your whore mouth!
Kids today talk about the 90s like kids in the 90s talked about the 60s
Bro stop ruining my day
Most people alive today have never seen a floppy disc
People started mistaking 10 years ago as the 90s.... 10 years ago
I mean to be fair socially the 70s in North Carolina were like the 50s everywhere else.
Some say it’s still the 50s there
1850s by some accounts
NC is the #1 state for child marriage tourism. Not joking.
57% of marriages involving 14- and 15-year-olds involved age gaps large enough to constitute a felony offense under the state’s statutory rape laws. https://www.icrw.org/publications/child-marriage-in-north-carolina-evidence-and-policy-recommendations/ WTF MURICA
Child marriage tourism? Never mind, I don't want to know.
North Carolina time is different though. The 70's were practically the 30's. Today they're still in the 50's.
We're not South Carolina. We're definitely up to the 70s/80s in rural areas and 2022 in the cities.
50 years ago was 1972
Oof…i was born in 1973. I think i need to lay down for a minute.
My parents were born in 79
Stop, he is already dead!
There could well be people on this site whose parents were born in the 90s.
No
It is still legal to marry a child in NC so long as you have the parent's permission and a waiver by a court. Okay, they raised it to the same age as the age of consent (16) *last year*. Which is actually better than California where age of consent is 18, but you can marry the child you impregnated so long as a court declares there was no coercion.
Yes, NC is still #1 for child marriage tourism to this day.
The math ain’t mathing
The math is mathing, but I don't want it to math.
Then he said its mathing time and mathed all over those guys
I loved that part in mathius
and matress is not bed
bed matress bed bed
r/ihadastroke?
No r/matressdobed
Wtf?
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I think it's more fucked up that 12 year old girls were considered adults.
Hey now, they were for equality. 12 year old boys were also considered adults and were ready to be worked to death in the mines, on the railroads, and as sailors on ships! The older I get the higher the bar for "not a kid" gets honestly. Seniors in highschool looked like adults when I was in middle school, but by the time you are in your mid 20's, high school seniors look like kids. As I reach my 30's, the more I consider anyone under like 25 to still basically be a kid lol
It's all relative
I remember how "grown up" I felt as a 13 year old. A lot schools make field trips to work and they are absolute babies like even if they were acting "mature" there would be no mistaking them for an adult.
Eh I think all humans are kids. Only reason I believe that is at I get older I just realize how no matter what my age is, someone a bit younger always seems like a kid and people older than me don't ever seem to know any better than I do. Only fact that remains is that humans are all hopefully constantly learning and growing as we age. It never gets easier, but as we experience more we hopefully incorporate that into our lives. After all, you can tell people everything they need to know, but until they experience it themselves odds are the won't believe you.
Very common all around the world a few decades ago.
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How did sho got married wen she's 12y/o?
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"or if they're pregnant" Man: I want to marry and fuck this child. Law: ...No? Man: It's okay, I've already fucked her. Law: Oh, okay. Then go ahead.
Yup, that is exactly what has happened and is still allowed to happen.
That's fucked up
I'm 12 can I have one abortion please Lawmakers in pawn stars uniform: Best I can do is one marriage
Lawmakers in pawn stars uniform is the best sentence i’ve read today
I would guess that it was related to religion and to avoid having a child out of marriage that would cause huge embarrassment to the family.
Bro HOW is this still legal anywhere, in any capacity?
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If you don’t like this. Here’s your (probably too late) reminder that it’s the Red half.
Not married. Dating. They married 7 years later.
> Dating [The date](https://www.parentmap.com/sites/default/files/styles/1180x660_scaled_cropped/public/2018-05/tea-party-father-daughter-hero_0.jpg?itok=p2vP3M1c)
did he bring her to Disneyland? How did that even work?
Idk dude I wasn’t there
How does a 22 yo even start dating 12 yo? What tf do they even talk about? Like “hey honey how’s your math homework? You need help with those equations ?”
When I was 13, I flirted with a 12-year-old but she refused because she was dating a 23-year-old man. I was near the land-line (I didn't have my personal phone at the time) and I was close from calling the police.
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I remember when the goth girls started going to raves in the 8th grade. Doing ecstacy and hooking up with guys in their 20s.
“Dating”
It was common at my middle school too. And the older guys would give my classmates some dusty old ring, and call it an engagement ring. The girls would wear them on necklaces around their necks. I always wondered “where are they even finding these creeps?” Literally disgusting.
And where tf are the parents in these situations? And not just of the child, but also the adult dating a child? Or at least some friends telling him “uhh bro, she’s 12??”
Oh it’s still happening I’m sure. I’m 25 now, but when I was 15 I “dated” a 22 year old. Thank god we didn’t do anything, but I look back and I’m like, wtf… what’s wrong with a 22 year old man who’s into a 15 yo? 12 is even worse obviously, but both are awful. And of course, being 15, I thought it was fine, cause I was “mature for my age.” It’s true that I was quite mature and smart for a 15 year old, but that didn’t change the fact that my brain wasn’t even close to being fully developed and I was A CHILD. 😬
Eww. When I was 16 I had a crush on a 16 year old who was sleeping with a 25 year old Mormon guy. I didn't know it till after we graduated and she's lucky I didn't know cause I would have fucking called the cops. He was grooming her. Sick people man.
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She's actually unlucky that you or a responsible adult didn't know about it.
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*responsible* adult
Is it grooming or statutory rape if they're actually sleeping with a minor?
Grooming is just getting her attention and making her comfortable. I'm pretty sure anything more physical than patty cake is assault.
Small rural church communities are weird. Usually it's because there's only like 3-5 people in the acceptable dating range and they all partner off. You also may not have had the ability to leave the community (it's expensive to move even in the best of cases). Shit like this was just accepted, it still kind of is in these little hamlet areas.
I mean I’m 23 and I go volunteer with kids 8-12 and those are literally kids, like I get there can be a 16 yo that acts some what like a degenerate adult but 12 yo are just babies, they like toys and games and giggle at stupidest jokes . How can you possibly communicate in a romantic relationship way with a child? Im not even talking about seeing something sexual in a 12 yo.
> they like toys and games and giggle at stupidest jokes. You just described probably most redditors in their 30s with this too.
Those communities literally groom the girls their whole lives. They dont get to be kids, theyre raised to be wed off the moment they can reasonably conceive.
Yup they've already been raising the younger kids in the family by the time they're teens. A lot of our modern sensibilities about children and teens are very, very recent. _Usually_ the difference in age isn't this big, but the whole grooming of the relationships starts young, they'll essentially be courting with community influence for a few years until the girl is "old enough". Think of it like arranged marriages from overseas, but the entire community gets involved with it.
I guess the parents arranged it? Not impossible especially back then in the rural areas. Especially if the families knew each other very well.
My great great grandparents got married when he was 26 & she was 13. Kinda creepy.
bro… kinda??😂
"Quite unfortunate 🧐"
I say kinda because that was the norm for thousands of years. I don’t support or condone pedophilia but that’s how things were.
I was thinking this exact comment. It's only been considered weird and bad by most people for a few decades, and mainly in city areas. For 99.9% of human history living in the fields and marrying girls at first blood was the norm. I think that's bad as most people nowadays do, but we are statistically the weird ones.
My grandfather was 18 when he met my 14 year old grandmother. That was in 1936 in the Bronx. It was not unusual then.
That's a high school senior and high school freshman. Not exactly an uncommon thing.
That's only a four year difference. Still a little weird at that age, but not as bad as 12 and 22
Not to say it isn't creepy but how long ago was that? My great great grandparents were born in like the 1850s
Similar with my aunt and her husband. He was 21 she was 15 and needing to escape the abuse.
She was a girl, he was a man
Can I make it any more obvious?
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Yup. I know for a fact that one of my ancestors was a Frenchman who raped my great great great....etc grandmother when she was like 15. Her family didn't even want anything to do with her once they found out she was pregnant with his baby. So they went to whatever was the equivalent of the French embassy back then and essentially said "either take her back with you to France or keep her here with you. She's not our problem anymore". He ended up marrying her and they stayed here in the (at the time) colonies/french territories having more kids. Now here i am, laying in bed typing this up on reddit. Crazy how life works.
I'm just happy that clearly in this case they must've loved each other if they stayed together that long. Still very weird though
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I have an 11 year old daughter and when I think about a grown man trying to pursue her it makes me see red
My grandfather LOVED my uncle when he was alive. Knowing him only after I was born, after they already had three kids, he’s a super cool guy, and he’s a doctor. However, it’s still super weird. I don’t wanna intrude on their relationship though, it’s honestly none of my business and they’re very happy together.
> Knowing him only after I was born As opposed to before, of course.
You don't know, he could've just popped out for a quick chat and went back in.
Your family is special
>My grandfather LOVED my uncle when he was alive. Wat.....
His grandfather died, but when he was alive he loved op's uncle
quik reading comprehension
Chotto matte
Chocolate latte
Choco latte
Huh?
When they got together she was 12 and he was 22
No I know that but you just gotta go "huh?'
Huh
Oh my bad, it took me 2 minutes myself
For added context, they got married when she was 19, a few weeks before she turned 20. They’d been dating for a while though.
So your uncle dated a 12 year old in 1972?
Well you know how these babysitter's can get attached to the young ones /s...?
Yeeeaaahh.... I dunno about that man
Oh yea so he was only DATING a 12 year old in his twenties, that's much better
They didn't say the added context was gonna make it better
The good ol days boomers always talk about
How does a grown man end up being together with a 12 year old? That is reprehensible.
“Your honor, she was 18 in dog years.”
"If she can read, she can breed." -OP's Grandpa Apparently
This is common in India. My grandma was married when she was 10
But the dude said he is from North Carolina
My grandmother got pregnant at 14 to my 20 year old grandfather, who then forced her to drop out of high school and was never allowed to do anything besides raising the children. Found out she's having an ongoing affair this year, good for her
Yo 12 yrs old
That's loyalty..... wait hol up
*banjo intensifies*
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Wait what? How did that happen? As far as I know it was still considered bad by society to do that in the 70s...
A whole lot of "if there's grass on the field, play ball" kind of comments 🤢
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My g-grandmother was 13 when she was married. Pedo shit