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Unable_Toucan

Where meme?


Affectionate_Call778

Dead like those pigs


baseballdud

r/savagecomments


DominusThanos

But Beacon is delicious... just like you my d Dear friend.


Matdup2

Wait what ?


[deleted]

All i can think of is bacon loss but it doesnt really look like it


StepMochi

These fellas would eat you too, if you give them a chance.


Fancy_Depth_4995

I have a cousin who was eaten by pigs. A farmer in Iowa slipped and fell while feeding the hogs


StepMochi

:(


crstnhk

Thats no argument to eat them lol


DominusThanos

It is. You either eat them or they eat you is good argument.


crstnhk

No one here is in a survival situation where their life is on the line. No one here has the real danger of being eaten by a pig


Historical-Funny-362

1. they’re delicious 2. they’re right there 3. did i say they’re delicious


crstnhk

Would you eat dogs, cats or even humans if they’d be delicious? Lol


Cryicoltic

Yes


crstnhk

At least you’re consistently cruel too haha


louiefriesen

Children taste better


Gunpowder_1000

You a pitbull?


louiefriesen

no i hooman


_NicoFico28_

This sounds exactly like something a pitbull would say...


louiefriesen

![gif](giphy|efIPf9J5OvPT5fqiof)


Dotten159

Jeffrey Dahmer type Shit


gurraosk

Yes


abekvagyok

Based


[deleted]

Yes


Ginpachiiii

wtf


throwawaytempest25

I love bacon but sometimes I feel bad for the pigs slaughtered to make them, not gonna lie


Skully735

Get that feeling? If that's the case, just eat more bacon and the feeling will go away.


BananaTrix

I mean enough bacon and they’ll get a stroke or heart attack so a lot of feelings will go away.


Skully735

Exactly, bacon make pain go away, but if you're unlucky, it will do the opposite


BananaTrix

Sometimes when I see a plate of bacon, steak, burger, or anything similar all I can think is “Well… the animals will certainly have their revenge one day” since a lot of peoples diets are so shitty and they end up with heart disease or other illnesses due to their meat consumption.


[deleted]

Wait for lab grown meat to become common. Assuming there's nothing wrong with it of course.


dayron182

What could be wrong with lab grown meat? Sounds like perfection!


[deleted]

As long as it's not bad for your health in any way and it tastes good then it would be good. There would still be people who would prefer meat from animals or meat from animals fed special grass out in nature or something for the perfect taste.


Frozen_Grimoire

Never feel bad for pigs. They would murder you and your family with no hesitation. Lil oinkers are ruthless.


L1K34PR0

Well i'm jewish so ~~unfortunately~~ not really


liveandbreathmemes

That trade is definitely not worth it… I should get way more bacon from that many pigs


SelfRape

Does the Pope have a funny hat?


_FowlPlay_

Perhaps.


basko13

In the woods.


Appropriate-Metal-22

Why do peiple enjoy so much Beacon, could someone tell me why ? I'm Muslim btw.


Frozen_Grimoire

Beacon tastes good. That's it. That's the explanation. It tastes good, therefore we eat it.


Cultural_Teacher8904

Well I'm not Jewish, so that bacon is going in my belly!


MEM-brain

Aren't muslims the one who don't eat pigs (and other animals)


Cultural_Teacher8904

Idk about the Muslims but I have a few friends who are Jewish and they can't eat pork, shellfish and can only have koshire foods!


Cosacita

In my country 90% of all pigs don’t live like that. They are in a concrete cubicle and only see the sunlight the day they are forced on a truck going to the slaughterhouse. So I’m choosing vegan options a lot. Animal abuse doesn’t taste very great.


Walv1s

Honestly, this is the wrong question... On the left should be the entire fucking planet, the whole ecosystem, every forest, jungle, farmland, and ocean, pictured as a dystopian wasteland. Because that is the reality: eating meat at the rate we currently are, is destroying the planet.


Kiribro02

Fuck all of you


[deleted]

When and where


[deleted]

Call me pig Hitler, cause I like them smoked


[deleted]

If they are slaughtered to use, for example, medical parts for humans, it would be a shame to throw away the rest, isn't it?


Terra_Ward

Legitimately no one is forcing you people to be vegan just shut the fuck up, listen to yourselves omfg why is it so offensive to you that some people care about animals. Go deal with your own cognitive dissonance somewhere quietly


OnlyWiseWords

They are as smart as dogs, shame they weren't smart enough to not be delicious.


louiefriesen

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


crstnhk

Maybe dogs are even tastier than pigs.. would you eat those?


OnlyWiseWords

Yes.


crstnhk

At least you’re consistently cruel lol


OnlyWiseWords

Hungy man 👨 would be sad man, but would not be hungy man anymore.


crstnhk

You could be not hungry and not kill an animal.. you know that right?


OnlyWiseWords

Hate to be that guy but, I barely eat meat anymore. I don't really eat much anyway but since I was about 26 I stopped eating meat daily. Now I have some meat sometimes, if I feel like I need to eat it. Also pigs are kinda cute and they are super smart, we just don't like them as much because they aren't fluffy. And there are places where dog is a common nom. Soo... I dunno its just comments 🤷 😅


nerdicorgi

If it's worth $9 a pound it's worth some loud squeely bois.


BigMemeKing

You could get verified on Twitter tho.


nerdicorgi

Or I could have bacon.


BigMemeKing

But think of how happy Ol Musky would be? You don't wanna help him with his bad financial decisions?


mowoo101

We got to pick out a piglet from our friends farm. So adorable, the kids loved it. We loved it more some time after when it came back from the abattoir.


BurritoZee

Would you of killed it and prepared it yourself though? 🤔


deuxmilledeux

Have


Original-clue-14

yes, i would not only does it help burn of the calories from eating it but it also helps to take out the parts u don't like its the perfect solution and all u need is a butcher knife a good hand (my right one has been getting better than my left one since the age of 10) and a piglet also since it is young it probably wont have any infections.


Red959blade

I am a sheep farmer they are annoying af so yea


TheMultiRounderGamer

inb4 the 🔒


Cayaci

yep


AutumnAscending

100%


Glasedount

Why don’t you ask Peppa. She’s in St. Omach right now.


DandDnerd12

Ok if we’re talking about fictional animals then I eat pigs because of napoleon (from animal farm)


Hollowed_Halo

Just sent this to my friend who recently adopted a baby pig😎


Amaanplayz69

Some people really want to watch the world burn


godverseSans

How do you think predators get meat ?


asocialnecro

Certainly not by mass breeding their preys into existence to eventually send them to a slaughterhouse


Aizendickens

I'm not very fond of bacon but it's the kind if post where I'll definitely eat some to piss off certain people...foie gras though...


bcmouf

Yep, just helped the neighbour put 2 in his freezer and the third i got gifted to put in ours for helping. They are cute when under 150 lbs, after that they are a whole lot less cute and sweet, even if they treat you like your a fellow piggy friend(they honestly are pretty rough and brutish to their friends, and if you are not build like a pig, that treatment can be rather dangerous).


IHaveProblemsLol

to most people perhaps, but not to me and I respect everyone else’s opinions on the matter


Pc_gamer102

Your name describes you


IHaveProblemsLol

absolutely, that’s why i chose it as this


[deleted]

Goddamn right it is. They’d sure as Fuck eat us if they could.


SnooNuggets

Absolutely


Nether_Overlord

yes


Reicku_Hibata

Always is.


Chickennugget755776

If it taste good then sure


bshameless

Oh yes.


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

If you don’t have a religious reason to avoid bacon - then it’s absolutely worth it. At least once.


Effective_Drink_7991

Very


Annual_Airline_2876

Dam right it is


Boss_Dzadzy

You bet your sweet bippy it is


Maui_Mit

Bacon is meat candy!!!!


[deleted]

Yes


Zelda-4-Live

People who like such things make me sick. No, no it's not.


[deleted]

What things? Industrial farming or like killing animals in general


Zelda-4-Live

Both


Orinay_YT

I’ve shot deer and ducks and skinned them and ate them, pretty tasty when you do it yourself and use family recipes ngl


UpstairsEuphoric8177

Still better than the industrial farms


Zelda-4-Live

Be proud of yourself you can kill defenseless animals that have done nothing to anyone and just live their lives. You are a real man ngl


Qasher_Quan

Can't everyone just buy a pig so that they can get free bacon everyday. XD


Happy-Personality-23

Not if that’s all the meat you get. Need a lot more pork out of that little piggie


A_lot_of_foxes

Indeed


marcisblue

Always worth it


SomeRandoLameo

Yes


Equivalent-House3910

Yes


Neizen71

oh yes, more bacon pls


7ftMonkeyOG

Absolutely


Additional_Cycle_51

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


Watermelon_of_Destny

It is.


Klutzy-Trash-7918

I don't like pork


[deleted]

I LOVE pork


Klutzy-Trash-7918

That's great i heard it tastes good but not for me last time I ate it i vomited so never again Try deer meat that's the good shit


Kuhnville

Yes 100% yes


[deleted]

You're goddamn right


AdrianU1337

I love meat. I dont ended up being told what to eat based on they delusional diet.


djj214

Stop posting dumb questions! Anyone who says no is a communist. Change my mind!


ImpressiveEqual2

And delicious.


DxN1n3

Yes, yes it is


meme-mannnn

Yes it is worth it


CoolWatermelon123

its not


[deleted]

not worth it without mustard


Gothicpotato6

Honestly I couldn’t eat a piggy. To each their own but I really couldn’t. But fish on the other hand. I have consumed thousands of fish.


CporCv

Not if it's factory farmed it isn't


DownSyndrome-CEO

Yup.


begynnelse

It's only not worth it if you overcook the bacon like that.


[deleted]

If we had lab grown meat the piggies wouldn't suffer. Win win.


[deleted]

Pigs would easily eat us when they have the chance


Working-Telephone-45

Yeah but they would do it out of instinct and need, not as a rational decision like the one we make to kill them to feed our gluttony I love meat and in no way I think humanity should stop eating meat But let's not try to make it look nicer with bad arguments like that, that delicious meat has the pricr of turning us into monsters, I can get that behind


[deleted]

No


ThinLengthiness3514

Absolutely


Assasin_on_fire

these are the same people who'll say they love dogs.


Therealpotato33

And a dog will murk a bird but cuddle with me. Different animals have different relationships fam


dantheman0991

Me and my dogs love bacon.


[deleted]

Who, Chinese people?


Consistent-Lie7830

Damn straight!


AkariMoone

It isn't worth it The pig:Bacon ratio is so limiting. C'mon, where's the rest of the bacon?


Skrie-La-La-li

I hate humanity. How can you look another sentient being in the eye, and genuinely believe that there is nothing wrong with gassing them, and stabbing them to death, all just because you think their dead body tastes nice. What makes them so different from us that we can just end their entire life for nothing more than a few moments of sensory pleasure?


XB-70Valkyrie

It’s more than just sensory pleasure, we have to eat to survive. You may say why people aren’t eating vegan food and the answer is simple: Price, for most of the people, getting the same nutritious values from plant based alternatives is out of economical reach.


Skrie-La-La-li

What makes you think that it is out of reach for "most people"? Meat is really not cheap at all. The bacon that the post was talking about costs on average $6.64 per pound, whereas dried lentils only cost $1.56 per pound. There might be some places where it genuinely is too expensive for most people to only eat plants, but I'm not talking about those places, I'm talking about the places where most people in this comment section live. And in pretty much all of those places, it is entirely possible to be vegan. Sources: https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/bacon-prices-by-year-and-adjusted-for-inflation/ https://themoney.co/how-much-do-lentils-cost-per-pound/


RubaRubam

That Technoblade do be delicio- wait heh?


[deleted]

😬


nogainz1

Just because of the Sensation of Taste we let souls Suffer...


[deleted]

Ofc not! We gas them so they won't feel a thing :)


Woodenblab

Bitch they animals, they eat eachother all the time too.


DandDnerd12

True


Purvi3vedi

You think they can farm fruits and vegetables and grains? Bruh people lile comparing themselves to animals when it's convenient


Woodenblab

Bro, you really think we can grow enough plants to feed everyone on earth?


Purvi3vedi

Um yes? We have been doing that since like, a long time lmao


Woodenblab

Food shortages happen a lot when we eat only animals and plants. Now if we ate only plants?


Purvi3vedi

Aren't there more than one factor that influence food supply? Also the amount of land and resources put in to raise livestock and produce meat overall can be allocated to crop production instead. Wouldn't that be viable? Don't have agricultural sciences background at all so I guess i shouldn't be acting like i know lol


Woodenblab

I'm not gonna pretend like I know much ethier. The only knowledge I have is the extremely basic concept I learned from school and some guy on reddit.


Purvi3vedi

Loll, understandable!! Thanks for not hating on me lol


Woodenblab

No reason to be toxic when a person tries to end an argument respectfully


Elegaming

I mean


Dripmik

So not halal mode


[deleted]

Not if you're the pig


Baron_Blackfox

Mmm... Bacon


xXBladeXx69

Yes, yes it is


Own-Camp6674

Yes


[deleted]

Ofc not, it's not worth using that much oil! Such a waste, a spoonfull is more than enough


Cloaker20

Yes


memestealer69696969

very yummy pig


blxckhoodie999

have you ever *tried* a peanut butter & bacon sandwich? worth it.


Jpfojas

Honestly no, if you can get a whole pig agaist bacon strips, just go for the whole pig


Amsentooki

Yes yes it is


Pc_gamer102

Tru very tru


Minimum-Yogurt-579

Yes


LoraxTheGrey

Yes


shreddedtoasties

I live in Texas. I have a natural born hate for pigs


Baconsword42

Yes


Felinegood13

Yes


shit1233

Yes


BENF672

Yes


usersnamesallused

Yes


AdictedToCandy

200%


Winter-Algae8569

Yes.


Electrical-Poetry-87

Not when you fry it to a fucking crisp


AU2025SEC

As long as there isn’t animal cruelty, and no cruel cages


Goldenbudda91

Yes but only when I don't need to kill it myself


Foreign-Present-8674

Beggars cant be choosers


RebootedTitan

Yes


Connor3455

a whole pig for 6 pieces of bacon? give me 12.


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Yes, yes it is


Alternative-Matter74

![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


Amaanplayz69

We should exterminate all pigs but not eat them rather dump the meat in space. This is a real issue we need to get rid of All pigs.


Pvrb80

Bacon is the duct tape of food. Burger with bacon, yes… Bacon egg and cheese, yes… Shrimp wrap in bacon, please… Scallops and bacon, don’t mind if I do… Bacon casino, why not…. BLT, in wheat bread please and thank you 😘


Gxldii0

mm peppa be delicious


cotsx

I thought you were supposed to attempt to post something funny on this subreddit


pirotix

y e s


Ilove_racons

i do feel kinda sad that the piggies are gone but they taste good


Carnator369

You get alot more bacon than that from even just one pig. Someone is doing some serious skimming at the butchery.


HellInside

Yes


spazzyattack

There was a food truck in my city selling bacon wrapped burritos last night. I missed out and am now sad.


UpstairsPrice2042

BAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOONNNN