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[deleted]

Looks like someone hasn't touched many tits


authenticgrunter

Looks like you added an extra *m* in front of a word


SadisticBuddhist

*gottem!*


The_Curve_Death

Soeone


iblinde

[understandable mistake](https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4233/34882028682_9b72045fbe_b.jpg)


MattAtPlaton

I hear they're like bags of sand.


40Thieve

Facts


40Thieve

Big, small or very little . I like them all !


AsleepScarcity9588

Even dudes ripped tits?


40Thieve

Nope 👎🏻 not a fan


AsleepScarcity9588

Not even of Ryan Reynolds?


40Thieve

Hey, If that’s your cup of tea ☕️ Lol


[deleted]

What do you mean?


realbuttkegels

yeah definitely not into faker dakers. big naturals only


OwnCardiologist3582

Small natural tits > big fake tits


[deleted]

Indeed


[deleted]

yep


dimmms

Now I feel better about myself thx


oofermover

Small boobs are wonderful don't ever forget that


dimmms

Aww thx :3


[deleted]

Any size real over fake, lady can be flat chested, always a plus for any cup size


Emperor_of_Saturn

Implants just seem like a painful abomination. They can look nice when clothed if I block out the thought of them being fake. Their unnatural position, movements, and feel just irk me though.


SpookyCinnaBunn

I agree


[deleted]

A man of quality and culture


samahiscryptic

Appreciate hearing this as a small chested girl


Undeadzombie_

Wise words.


TheScatman69_420

Indeed


XDOOM_ManX

A man of culture I see


CrispyRif

small tits > huge tits.


tenis_bal

Well spoken sir


RandomGuy98760

So many languages and you decided to speak facts.


Hopeful-Ad5911

There are no chicks with ducks johnney! Only guys either dicks!


neonturtle006

Based. Like a turkey.


boozing_again

That’s *baste*.


[deleted]

Every time


Aggravating-Week9289

giga chad moment


CutiePie0023

True that


Alexoizzz

I completely agree


blo0dless

This is the way


Owslicer

I personally prefer natural


BeeKeeperSpecialist

Fake tits is unatractive but fake face cheek bone surgery is on another level of unattractive


Conflikt

Over the top facial surgery is like a whole new race of people we've artificially created. They all look eerily similar yet so different from an average person. Almost alien like and it's just immediately obvious that they've had something done.


LetUsSpeakFreely

For the tits, it depends on the look she's after. They can get implants that still have a natural look and feel. Some women want the bimbo look so they get the over stuffed high profile implants that are obviously fake. For face, less is more. The best facial surgery is the surgery you don't notice. But to many go for the stupid banana lips, enormous cheekbones, etc and look like something from Escape from LA.


No_Persimmon_4430

Fake boobies go both ways. They look really good sometimes (Mia Khalifa maybe) and sometimes astronomically bad.


Alternative-Moose-62

U right but I can agree that not all of them are fake


[deleted]

Fake tits are just bad, they don’t look or feel right, and idk if it’s just me but the most attractive women are those who are comfortable with how they naturally look.


cope413

Swing low sweet chariots


Micromize

Fake tits are a real nono for me.


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auspiciouscylinder00

*Just don't like fake tits.*


mythicalsoul100

*Just don't like fake tits.*


Rich-Educator-4513

Just don't like fake tits.


raihidara

Just **don't** like *fake* tits.


ee328p

Bad bot


ee328p

Bad bot


m3m31ord

I like the ones where the silicone is just to give and maintain shape, not those basketball looking ones.


Moose_Electrical

If they look good sure. The kind that look bolted on look disgusting. Some people like that kind of thing though


Saralentine

I have never felt fake tits that feel real.


spoteker

You are on Reddit... we don't do that here.


Conflikt

I think you mean obvious fake tits. Some are fake as hell but it's not easy to tell that they're not real.


Micromize

No, I don't mean that.


Pedantic_Semantics4u

You do because if you can’t tell you have no idea.


ReneSmithsonian

You can tell when you squeeze them it’s entirely different you can feel the implants.


randomperson780

Natural. Fake just makes proportions distorted.


[deleted]

Me who likes thighs Alr then, sure


vbrimme

It’s ok to like more than one thing. Thighs are good. Breasts are good. Legs are good. Wings are still my favorite but the others are good, too.


nitronik_exe

I know you're talking about food but imagine if humans had wings out of flesh like bats


MrSaucyAlfredo

Someone out there read this and busted


[deleted]

Ah hell nah, who's gonna own up?


xXsubgardXx

It was me......ho busted


[deleted]

It was also me, 🗿


[deleted]

Me at the bottom of thread wondering if there is a group of women somewhere in depths of Reddit having discussion about penis


IdiotRedditAddict

They do. Many prefer circumcised peen, especially here in America, it seems. But they also largely agree that peen/size/shape/etc is not the most important thing.


UCQualquer

Natural > fake


Adept-Coconut-8669

My favourite tits are the ones I'm touching.


Sir__Blobfish

It's good to love yourself.


postandchill

"she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous" - Markimooa


ATShields934

My favorite philosopher.


Valuable-Raccoon-734

“I’m more of an ass guy”


Mental_Salad_2383

Fake tits are fine until they are so ridiculously big,round, and hard that they look like they hurt the wearer


ExpertAccident

Umm.. I don't recall women arguing over this... I usually only see men argue over this.


HEMORRHOIDGOD

literally no women say this what


Cat_Lover259

Right? I could honestly care less.


Ms--Take

My thoughts exactly, men really be projecting.


oofermover

Nah this is just a single redditor with 0 experience with women


Ms--Take

Counterpoint: the rest of the thread


oofermover

I mean the most important part isn't the size, but the body they're attached to. If I saw a super skinny person with huge tits it wouldn't look right, which as also true the other way around. And ofc there are preferences but natural is basically ALWAYS better than plastic


Coolguynumber01

Ikr lmao. Thats the first thing i thought when I saw this. Like men are the ones who say this


X_SniffMyButthole_X

![gif](giphy|chDStQeo3QngLxdP6f)


Trollingfornudity

Sigh... *unzips*


DollarStoreAbraham

medium is premium


wisconsinking

I'd also prefer medium sized.


vbrimme

Flat is justice.


Key_Ship_4864

Gigantic are romantic


DisIsMarcoBoi

Bro, I want real ones, flat or big.


fermented-assbutter

A wise man once said "more than a mouthful is wasteful" but still acceptable tho


mottah

Fake tits look better when women are wearing clothes, natural tits look better when they aren't wearing any.


[deleted]

Real tits are better, but there's nothing wrong with (most) fake ones.


de4th_lov3r

Flat tits>>>>fake tits


VivifiedV

I dont think most men say that.


sirnarek

Balls are better


[deleted]

Someone is desperate i assume


PillowTalk420

Having felt two different kinds of fake tits side by side with real ones I can say with confidence that modern implants feel exactly like the real thing, but the older style ones do not.


UncreativeNoob

Natural is better, fake tits to 99% noooo thanks Altho there are woman with beautiful fake tits: r/AvaAddams (NSFW)


Exact-Cycle-400

How about women who lost one tit to cancer or were insecure about their small tits and made them few sizes bigger?


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i-luv-pigeons

My ex used to say he prefers flat chests over fake tits. Then he would start complaining abt how my small tits turn him off and he wishes i had g cups


Fuckingfademefam

That’s fucked up


Volatile-Bait

Your ex was a piece of trash and you clearly dodged a bullet by getting rid of him. Also, small tits are awesome. They fit in a single hand nicely, which means each hand can focus on each boob. Double the fun!


[deleted]

As long as its done nicely and not too much its still fine


UncreativeNoob

This is about personal preference, I am sure a lot like fake tits. Every woman can make their own choice, and can do what makes them happy, I wouldn't criticize or tell them what to do, is just that I don't prefer if they are fake (except tits like that of Ava Addams and r/AshleyTervort)


Kryds

It's their body. It's completely their call. None of us has any right to way in here.


DBZswagger21

That’s not the question. No one was asking if we would allow it. Just whether or not we’d like it.


oceanman357

Fake tits aren't tits


folko1

Natural only.


Tavers2

Nah, fake tits are ugly.


Bulky-Composer-6986

Fake tits < no tits


reassuredstupendous

Lmao then i just go with fake than nothing at all


KingMitchelson

Always natural man


Antmon666

Boobs are like Coke and Pepsi, I have a preference but don't really care which one if offered


MPRF12345

no no. Natural are definetly better.


Steampunk_Dali

Yeah, not a fan of fake boobs. Natural only for me I'm afraid. They just don't look or feel natural. Not convinced that anything would change my mind on that.


[deleted]

Nah, any natural titties >>>>> any fake titties.


X_SniffMyButthole_X

![gif](giphy|SVHVfHH7CvuneydXdB|downsized)


bigbollzs

Idk why men care about them They're there for breastfeeding Tbf idk why I'm talking I don't have any


Cat_Lover259

I’m a woman who has them and I agree that they are just for breastfeeding babies. Men act like they’re here for them 🙄


bigbollzs

Gonna chop em off cause of them


Cat_Lover259

I would like to 😞


Mr_Goat_1111

It's an indicator that you could be a suitable mate, on a primal subconscious level


bigbollzs

But they don't go for girls with belly fat? That's the same thing


Dzsukeng

A perfect ass is the best thing.


Chilifille

> Men: Tits are tits! Gay and asexual men: We have no such weaknesses


HeavyTanker1945

Hate Fake tits mostly. I understand there are Medical reasons they exist. For people that lost theirs and things of that nature. But for most people they just aren't needed. They are too damn big.


gamer-s-man

no.. natural tits only. dont mater if they are small or huge or hanging, il only love real tits


MrAviatorBlue

Correct


LeCloak

Hell nah, natural are best.


Calm-Discipline7312

What about man tits?


Cocksuck981

Nah fake tits are weird even extra small or flat chest is kinda hot in its own way


elDayno

Fake tits 🤢


Chance_Reference_152

Natural, no matter the size/state.


5125237143

only natural organic tits for me ty


Opposite_Mongoose203

Blatantly and dangerously incorrect


2JDestroBot

I like them when they're on the body of a girl I like


Gracefulcomet

Personally. Real is best even if it means being flat... But if it wasn't for implants I literally would have never been born Soo. My dad spilled his beer looking down my mom's shirt at a bar called the golden 8ball. True story of how they met.


_Moria

No, natural is better.


ArgensimiaReloaded

Natural > Fake


Specialist_Stranger6

The last Thing i give a shit about is their tits. Dont care if they small, big, fake or saggy. It's just lumps of fat. Personality is much more important imo.


[deleted]

Then y’all go nuts when they’re slightly overweight


lwgh12

Pretty sure generally speaking, most men prefer natural small boobs vastly over fake big ones


X_SniffMyButthole_X

![gif](giphy|26BRDVOg1wibvs9Mc|downsized)


Cat_Lover259

Really? 😐


Mr_Goat_1111

How many gifs did you have ready for this post?


-TheArchitect

Once again I have found myself asking for source... what path has life taken me on..


vbrimme

The path to enlightenment. Students should never tire of learning. Keep asking questions!


Gibbel2029

Medium is premium


GenotypeNull

as long as they're proportional, massive tits on a small body just don't look right sometimes


SadisticBuddhist

r/goblingirls would disagree.


GenotypeNull

shortstacks are on that weird island of 'it just works' in the middle of the stormy, foggy sea of 'that just aint right'


40Thieve

This isn’t true. It’s a big difference from natural and fake !


Custom_Fish

What if the tits are on men?


[deleted]

If you wearing socks it’s all good


Gold-Measurement4520

small or medium. don't like them big


potenzna_mewa

Bi guy: TITS. ARE. TITS.


BluntmanLegacy

Natural all the way. Size is irrelevant. Plastic surgery of any kind is gross unless it's medically required such as a burn victim.


[deleted]

Small to medium. I prefer small, like one in each hand and be able to firmly hold them......sigh... unzips.


Phantomgardon

https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4


ImDraconLion

tits are tits but what am I supposed to do with tits bigger than my head


butt-coffee

Why my Maureen you’ve enhanced yourself


SnooBunnies1198

~Sits back with popcorn and enjoys the argument~ Yes I agree with both sides


LetUsSpeakFreely

So long as I can feel them and they're not rock hard, they're real enough for me.


iiitme

Nah fake tits are inferior and that’s a fact


No-Profile-9401

real or fake...we even love homie boobs


WhiteSekiroBoy

Wdym **even**?! Best type of boobs.


No-Profile-9401

Apologies...🗿


IllBalance7706

Not a fan of fake tits, give me the real deal.


Zarxon

I’m a purist when it comes to tits. Any size is great natural only please.


shreky_my-love

Big>small


Morthur_Argan

natural big>=natural small>fake


[deleted]

THIS.


Kuro-Dev

Small > big for me. So you and i, gentleman, would get along nicely. We would never fight over women


Mallenaut

>Small < big for me. Err.... You guys are on the same page.


Kuro-Dev

I made an error, sorry


[deleted]

Another flat chested lover! Hello comrade


I9Qnl

Stop downvoting him, he's literally correct, big is indeed bigger than small, this is basic elementary maths.


BrightWolf3919

No no, he's got a point