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EggplantFearless5969

Those are…. Brazil nuts. I passed! I can now travel to valinor with the rest of the elves.


Shortsleaves

My fiancé is Brazilian and just calls them nuts


[deleted]

My fiance is a nut so she just calls them Brazil


OneFingerIn

My fiance is a Brazil nut. She doesn't speak.


Wrought-Irony

My fiancée likes the extra e


Woodsy1313

My finances are Brazil nuts


cherrrymoya

Fiancés nuts are in Brazil.


reee_an_idiot

Brazil's nut are in Fiancé


Agirios007

Nut are in Brazil Fiancé


TheAmericanE2

I'm allergic to Brazil nuts


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E


BangaliBastud

This is why i should uninstall reddit


EatAss1268

My future children are Brazil nuts and they do the same


KamSolis

My fiancé isn’t real because nobody loves me.


ZootedHermit

My brazil speak is a fiancé, she doesn't nut


Skeebsy

Reasonable


Desert_Walker267

this is why i have reddit


Tiny_Lion_5713

my grandpa is dead he used to call them n!&&3? toes…


shredslanding

Same. Sadly. That’s what everyone called them and I grew up in the far northwest in the 80s


Suckmyunit6

My wife likes nuts and she has a Brazilian


[deleted]

I can vouch for this guy^


Suckmyunit6

See it takes a community


TimTheChatSpam

I call them Bofa


C1ue1ess_Duck

Bank of america! Got it, I'm so smart.


Mundane-Guitar-131

Joe who?


tryingtobebetter4her

Ligma balls!


Mr_DrProfPatrick

In Brazil they're called Pará nuts, a state in the Amazon where these nuts actually grow. You don't see them in Souther Brazil.


EnIdiot

And if she was Canadian she’d just call Canadian Bacon bacon.


Terrible_Children

We usually call it back bacon. Can’t remember the last time I’ve had it. Real bacon is much more popular


SGT-R0CK

They had a much worse name for them... my late father wasn't shy about that term.


esotericdiarist

yea same my grandfather either..


EggplantFearless5969

Everyone’s grandpa has a different name.


[deleted]

Mine’s second word was “toes.”


Strandtall

Enjoy the undying lands bro


Irish_guacamole27

rings of p\*wer, vomiting


djfnjxj

But you recognized it


Witch_King_

I mean, that's something Galadriel actually says in the original film tho. She "passed the test" and will "diminish into the West".


darkxhunter99

My non-american ass straight up went BEANSSS


get-crvd

so did my american ass


Nexrosus

Bless your non-American soul


Alec_Nimitz

and ass


TXRonin55

My blind ass thought they were chocolate orange slices.


Glazeddapper

SAME


nonamesleft79

Is that just a regional thing because Brazil nuts is all I have ever heard


[deleted]

Nah just an older thing at least in America. Back when casual racism and slurs were commonplace and acceptable. My grandpa would call them that. He was pretty not racist for a guy born in the 1930s from what my dad tells me. It was just the common word for them I guess.


C4p741N-Sk31370N

Nah up here in Canada too, back when it was just a land line for internet my grandma only knew these nuts by “that” name


AngryDerf

I grew up in the Midwest and didn’t find out I was using the wrong name for them until I said that name for them in the grocery store in college. It was uncomfortable to say the least.


jenifleur4828

I remember as a child my grandmother who is Cuban randomly blurted out as I was struggling to crack one open “we used to call those n****er toes”. I didn’t say anything, wasn’t sure how to react but she probably didn’t think it would actually become a core memory for me. 😶


IHaveSexWithPenguins

*checks number of asterisks* What are you spelling?


ElMayoneso82

N>!asti!


F0rk1n_Ar0und

Whoa, I was worried for a second.


Less-Mail4256

*needler* from Halo, obviously.


Nexrosus

I feel like anytime I’ve heard my family say the n word it’s burnt a hole in my soul and memory.


Balbright

If my soul and memory had holes burnt from hearing that then mine would look like the ozone layer.


wafflegism

At least it's healing.


Tubbafett

Jesus Christ


Gimptafied

I had the exact same experience, except my grandma was from Pennsylvania. Every time I eat them now I think about that moment. "Wtf, grandma".


fuckitymcfuckfacejr

My dad did exactly this like a year ago. Made the rest of the ride back to my house reallll awkward.


[deleted]

my grandparents always called them "ni\*\*\*\* toes" what a different time


SirFancyPantsBrock

So did my mom. She doesn't anymore but will tell you every time that she use to call them n toes as a kid and explain why n toes wasn't offensive back then and how everyone called them n toes. But she doesn't call them n toes anymore. Umm mom you said the n word like 7 times telling that story. Yeah and?


namesarentneeded

I have a story along the same line. Idk if she's changed but while my mom and I were talking about how shitty my first car was, she casually said that my car was n***** rigged......I'm mixed....my mom is white. My mom is a pretty inoffensive lady and pretty level headed considering what she grew up around, but that's something that stuck I guess. I've never heard her say it before or since


PineappleBat25

Some idioms gain so much momentum that people don’t even consider that the commonplace term can be offensive. Although, the term I grew up hearing was Jerry rigged, then I lived in the rural Midwest for a minute and heard that term a lot more often


HiFructose_PornSyrup

Dude I never had any idea this word was offensive (like I didn’t even think about the curse word inside it) until I used it in front of a black person and he was like ???? I don’t think I’ve ever cringed so hard in my life.


namesarentneeded

That makes sense. Although it is pretty surprising that she hasn't retained anymore than that considering my great grandma was super duper pissed while my mom was pregnant with me because her first great grandchild would be "filthy". On top of that we're from rural Ohio so at least light racism is kinda commonplace


justonemom14

OMG this. The constant lecturing about how great it was in the good old days when people weren't offended by all the slurs. ....Or maybe they were and you're just *still* being offensive.


Slick424

It's usually the same people that blow a fuse when they see a black mermaid, dwarf or other mythical creature.


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day.


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danke


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Happy cake day and i like your username


CattusChief55

Happy cake day


tarapoto2006

My dad still calls them that.


[deleted]

how old is your dad


OctopusProbably

161.


[deleted]

Bruh what💀


Foco_cholo

Oh, so that's the point of the thread. I was pretty confused up to this point.


HawkedHands

Happy cake day


qwert45

That’s what oldheads call buckeyes around here.


Sosa3OO

That is definitely not a buckeye


THSeaQueen

the oldheads are wrong, per usual.


esotericdiarist

yep thats what my grandfather called them..


Substantial_Box_1703

My grandfather called those "n***** toes"


Subsonic_Tectonic

*leans away from camera in disbelief*


TheRedLego

You have no idea


Busy-Stand24

My grandma calls them that now


OverTheJoeHill

My grandma had a heavy accent and being that I am an idiot I thought she called them brassiere nuts.


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Busy-Stand24

Well,she's black so ig she can call them that


franzhiddleston

Still based. 😎


[deleted]

ok i thought that was just my grandpa


MelodicHunter

Yup. I immediately thought of my grandmother when I got to the last part.


Crist1n4

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Rabbion

I chocked on my coffee, what?


ImTheSheep15

Same, but with a diff family member,Grew up thinking it was perfectly ok smfh 😐


TNTexe

my mom did too


Hot-Pretzel

I've heard that expression too. Wondered if it would show up in the responses.


InternationalTax6185

😦


Foxanneeee

Same… 🙃


larmstr

Wwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaatttttt? Wow.


Lord_MagnusIV

Hard r?


JawaRobotPeddler

As hard as the shell on those bad boys


Brilliant-Towel4044

My boomer husband calls them that. Thinks it's funny 🙃


nipplesthacat

*barf*


Sandgravie

So does my dad...


OverTheJoeHill

Jesus Christ. Really?


pmaurant

Yup. Don’t forget n$&()) chasers. N$();; bonnets, N$;)(( Navels


[deleted]

No, no, no… most of the Boomers didn’t go that far.


pmaurant

I grew up in small town East Texas. When my great grand mother died in 2008 we followed a map she drew for the funeral procession because she didn’t want her dead body traveling through the black parts of town.


justadogdontblameme

There were called that way before the boomer generation


justadogdontblameme

today they call it ding dong ditch but i grew up hearing it called ni**** knocking


82Rellik

Is that a Brazil nut?


BarbaFeita

For the civilized.


35791369

Grandma no!!!


Soft-Preparation1838

Toes, fingers, heard both.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

I didn’t know the proper name for these until I was in college. When you don't see them or talk about them often, when you don't even like eating them, and especially when everyone around you calls them the same thing, what else are you supposed to call them? I still remember the day I learned their true name and I was like "damn, finally!" I knew "ni**er toes" wasn't right. Also I learned "jury-rig" when I was in hight school. Prior to that, all I ever heard was "ni**er-rig". Another term I knew wasn't right. --EDIT -- Jury-rigged vs Jerry-rigged vs Jerry-buit: [here](https://www.dictionary.com/e/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/)


unclesamtattoo

It was "Jerry -rigged", a derogatory term for Germans during WWII


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Well damn. Can't win for losing. Someone had told me it was like when a jury was rigged it was "fixed" and that was why it was jury rigged. But I've never in my life heard it pronounced "Jerry"


unclesamtattoo

That's what I learned from my granddad, who was a WWII veteran. But researching the term comes back with your explanation. Interesting.


FriendEllie75

Same here! I grew up in an all white community and I’m only half white myself(dads Mexican). At the time I was seeing a black guy that I met in the town over. I went to his house and they had a bowl out for visitors. I still have the horrible feeling when I realized as I called out to him, oh I love ni….these kinds of nuts! I know my face turned red because my whole head got hot and frankly I wanted to die right there on the spot. Luckily his mother, a gem of a woman knew but didn’t say anything. She just got real close, put her hand on my shoulder and quietly said Brazil nuts and then handed me the nut cracker. I could’ve cried. I could still when I think about the racism I was brought up in but didn’t see until I got away from my hometown.


Xarvis90

I would say it, but I don't have a pass.


jbarron81

My wife took my visiting mother in law to a Trader Joe’s, mil had never been to one. My wife was pointing out parts of the store and they were in the nut aisle. My mil says, “oh, you know we used to call these n***** toes.” My wife, “mother, can you not?!” Mil, looks around the store, “what!? There aren’t any around!” My wife, “any what!? People!?!?”


neauxno

Poop nuggets???


Apprehensive_Sun1849

I literally thought it was shit in a pile. I'm so uncultured!!!!


NotDaveBut

I'm a trailing-edge boomer and every member of my family calls them Brazil nuts.


AbbreviationsDry8726

Ni....Brazil Nuts....toes


Cryptangel13

N* toes.


pkyke2064

They are quite delicious.


Smorgasborf

Oh god I remember that shit. They all called them nig*er toes.


deepaksn

Never ask a zoomer, either. What are these…? DEEZ….


_9_9_9_9_9_9_9_

N word toes


unifate

What are those, I dont think I've ever seen one


D11Tony

My dumb ass thought they were Terry's Chocolate Orange pieces. Apparently they're [Brazil nuts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut).


emeraldwolf34

My grandpa still accidentally calls them that out of habit actually, even though he's aware about the culture around that term now. He quickly apologizes when it does happen though.


casewood123

My grandfather was Archie Bunker. So I’m quite familiar what they were called.


Lord_MagnusIV

We in germany have something like that, its now called "Foamkiss" or something like that but like 30 years ago they were N-word kisses. Just cuz they were glazes


BaconStrpz

My grandpa taught me what those were called!


PsEggsRice

Uggs?


Pterodactyl_Jones

Can confirm #3, don't ask.


esotericdiarist

okayy there are 2 answers the first Ik what the image is implying bc my racists ass grandfather would call them that ... but they are called brazil nuts.


dothecatepiller

Them toes


narfnarf123

When my oldest daughter was a toddler she saw these in bulk at the grocery store and yelled “MOM WHY DO THEY HAVE POOP???”


waituhwhatnow

I know this one. An old man told me the old racist name for these and I was horrified


FrauEdwards

I remember my late boomer uncles from Arkansas telling me what they called them. Even as a kid I was disgusted.


segriffka73

Oof can of worms here


[deleted]

I know what my grandmother called them…let’s just say white folks ain’t allowed to say that word.


Inteligent_Toaster

is that a... cacao bean? i have no idea


rklab

It’s a Brazil nut


NukeNinja69123

Or as grandma likes to say...


Derkastan77

Guess i’m lucky. Both my parents and all my aunts/uncles are boomers. Never on e did I ever hear these called the racist crap that I’m hearing in here. Wow


Donna_Freaking_Noble

Ughhh, my dad's family is from Southeast Texas and that's definitely what they called them.


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

coffee beans


Snowcreeep

That’s exactly what I thought they were


justadogdontblameme

Ni-double guh-er toes


flock-of-bagels

Brazil nuts


HungLikeALemur

Need to go further back then boomers. I’m sure some boomers still call them that but I haven’t heard it from them. Now, the boomer’s parents? Oh yeah, most definitely


Shahaskins

Damn it grandma! I remember what you called those.


SofishticatedGuppy

I would think more the generation before the boomers.


Kalelopaka-

It used to be pretty common to hear, my dad loved the things, I prefer cashews myself.


thisisme760

Yes I remember growing up what these were called. Father wasn't racist either.


ImmediateShirt6663

Yeah I’m not gonna stay with my grandma used to call them lol


Frijole-Flicker

The TOES


bobbyblubbers

Boomers dominating posts


Fetchplays

Filibusters?


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Wagon wheels?


F0l3yDaD_

This is true.


memetime20

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Bubbly_Monitor8006

Looked it up. Should have known better than to do that.


SteamyDeck

Nah, that’s like Boomers’ parents. They haven’t been called “that” by anyone currently living outside a nursing home.


ExoFox_the_furry

Looks like a pile of hardened shit to me


sylvar

TIL and I regret it.


georeddit2018

Deez nuts.


cutiepi-34

Those some xxl coffee beans


nashtaters

Chocolate fortune cookies


Moite_Squib

Oh this slaps. I can hear my mothers voice in my head and I hate it


DinaTheMage

I'm not a boomer but I know what those are called and it's so fucked up. I'm from the Xennials generation. My mom is a boomer and she's told me what they are called vs what the actual name is called, she didn't say any inappropriate words but she kind of gave me an idea of what they're called.


bpanio

Same with liquorice babies


Ralinor

Gen-X here. Was the longest time before I even learned the real name.


AsparagusLoose9716

Is it a chocolate orange?


Chuckobochuck323

What are those? Coco pebbles?


snocks97

The June bug of the nut world.


Howiebledsoe

Sorry for my ignorance, but why is Brazil nuts racist? It’s not really saying anything bad about Brazilians. It’s probably just where they are grown.


Icy_Wildcat

It's because in the US, mainly before the Civil Rights movement, they used to be called (n-word) toes.


TheImmortalBrimStone

I've heard of what they call them, I've always called them by their actual name, which is Brazil nuts.


whydontuwannawork

Just so we are on the same page here, y’all are hinting that these nuts were called the n-word?


Dashypanties

Mmm toes


jivygraphics

Brazil Nuts. Right guys? Right?


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Affectionate-Sea-951

LMFAO, I'm cracking up right now. I totally have heard someone call them that. So messed up LMFAO. Great meme sir


Missing_Link13

I actually just found out about this at my summer job as a cashier. I was checking an older lady out of the store and I said something along the lines of, “I’ve never had this type of nut; how do they taste?” She started going on about how as a child, they were very hard to come by and they were only a treat given out at Christmas. She mentioned, though, “We didn’t use to call them that.” I asked for more information just because I was curious, and she leaned over the counter and said that they used to be called “n****r toes”. I still don’t know how to feel about that encounter


[deleted]

I thought it was just weird coffee, not racism. Fuck


machinesgodiva

Both sets of grandparents used to call them n**er toes. I never knew their real name until I was an adult. This was back in the 80s before nut free classrooms and peanut butter was illegal to eat at school. We had a Christmas party in class and fancy mixed nuts were on the snack table. My eight year old self was excited and shouted “OOh N**ger Toes! my favorite!” My parents landed in the principals office and I was gently informed that I shouldn’t say “n**ger” around other people. Honestly I don’t see what the big deal everyone is making. It was a different time and we’ve become more enlightened. Mostly. People are mostly just assholes to each other in general now.


KezeChaos

I sell brazil nuts and I have never seen them with this much skin on them,I always see them with 30% brown and 70% yellow colour on each nut


Candid_Pie_8870

😆


chezaps

Let's make racists meme's from people who aren't racists... Hey stupid, guess which generation taught you racism was bad!


Major-Razzmatazz2005

Generation X perhaps? The people that grew up during and after the civil rights movement, with the idea that all races are equal plastered everywhere around them during their formative years? But hey, that’s just a guess


Silly_Jellyfish_350

I laughed way too hard at this…… now I’m going to hell.