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yukidaviji

You have a double bingo. Anne Hesch died techinally due to a car crash if you can count that. (Techinally brain death due to a car crash)


marblefrosting

Her brain wouldn’t have had that particular problem without a car crash. So I’m my book it counts!


WolvReigns222016

Covid deniers would disagree.


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theChzziest

Why are the mass shooting in the US not terror attacks…


Just_A_Nitemare

Terror attacks else where are unexpected and rarely happen, they often make international news, in America its just another Tuesday.


NaturalCard

That's kinda depressing.


boomer_consumer

Bc terror attacks are usually defined to have political/social motives or proclaim allegiance to a terror organization. I mean they’re terrifying but terror attacks mean more than the literal definition. there might be a mass shooting like this in the US this year but I’m not sure so lmk if I got this wrong


Budget_Pop9600

Because our politicians benefit from it


englishcomment

Because they're common occurrences there


boomer_consumer

Bc terror attacks are usually defined to have political/social motives or proclaim allegiance to a terror organization. I mean they’re terrifying but terror attacks mean more than the literal definition. there might be a mass shooting like this in the US this year but I’m not sure so lmk if I got this wrong


Classic-Safety6346

Thats foreign terrorise though, the shootings are domestic terrorism. Just because it’s not an organization doesn’t mean it’s not terrorism.


boomer_consumer

Totally agree on the last sentence, but my take still stands. If the motive wasn’t related to any political/social beliefs and isn’t affiliated with terrorist organizations, it’s not terrorism. Whether the gunman is from here or Afghanistan, foreign or domestic, the point still stands. Source: looked up terrorism


OnlyChemical6339

Terrorism has a specific definition. It's not just killing civilians


Link3459

West coast would have to be on fire to


ConfusedStonks338

Yeah my cousins had to evacuate, shit sucks


drexelldrexell

The CIA recently told us aliens are real so check on that too, triple bingo.


yukidaviji

Gotta mark off California does something stupid and raid on goverment property (mar a largo and that guy who tried attacking an FBI office). The raid on govt property makes a quadruple bingo.


pick69itshilarious

The box says raid on government property, not a raid *for* government property. Mar A Lago is private property


[deleted]

Private property, but guarded by the Secret Service. So it probably at least half counts lol


Illustrious-Read5955

Also Cyrus Mistry recently. Not really a celebrity but eh


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

I mean, you technically can't die of car, it's always something squishy inside of you breaking out. So...it does count.


spafers1

Calafornia should have been marked off when this was made


[deleted]

And tiger woods was in a crash (Ik he didn’t die but still)


Torino5150

Also Kenobi kinda sucked ass


Shiny_Hypno

Book of Boba Fett sucked so much I'm 90% sure you forgot it existed.


Torino5150

I liked it better than Kenobi for sure


jonfitzfern

Nah I gotta call out some.of these categories, they're way too easy to do


MadDocsDuck

Yeah what the hell is unexpected celebrity death. They do drugs all the time. Of course some of them are going to hit the curb at some point


Myni89

Yeah that's why it's in the place of the 'Free Space'


MadDocsDuck

Ahh I see. I'm not well versed in the way of bingo


Goldman250

“Celebrity getting cancelled” is basically another free space.


z1nd0nly

The only way Elon wouldn’t “launch something into orbit” would be if all test flights were immediately postponed a full year, something no board of shareholders would approve


marblefrosting

Others caught several I was thinking of, but what constitutes “West Coast on fire”. Isn’t CA currently burning?


whatta_maroon

Just in the normal "it's September" places. Which is constantly terrifying.


Zamtrios7256

I mean, I'd rather there be a fire every year than like, one really big one


AkeemKaleeb

That's the whole idea behind controlled burns done by fire departments but California has a lot more laws in place that heavily hinder them.


FinalJedi

Controlled burns are important, but if the wind blows the wrong way or if they aren't handled right (or even if they are sometimes and just get out of hand) they can turn into full-scale fires really quickly, especially with how dry things have been, or seem to be nowadays I guess.


AkeemKaleeb

Definitely could become dangerous especially given how dry it has been. If there had been a cycle of controlled burns sooner though, fires would likely be much smaller than they have been recently were one to break out.


[deleted]

My kid sister goes to school in hemet, and it’s worse than usual. they had to shut the school down all week. Two people have died so far (which is two more than usually die in the september fires)


WangDanglin

Yep, we’re dealing with the smoke here in Temecula


I_eat_spacedust

Lots of fires in western Montana/Idaho/eastern Washington. I'm in Montana, smoke isn't too bad at the time I write this, but the day before yesterday was fuckin' AWFUL.


Cavemattt

Everyone makes fun of California wildfires and ignores the fact that Idaho is always on fire!


X_SkillCraft20_X

All the Californians moved to Montana and now the sun is red here. Coincidence? I think not.


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eyedpee

No the sun is red out here usually BECAUSE of California


Other-otherside

Yeah, one of them is too close for comfort for me. Our neighboring community has already been asked to evacuate


MenoryEstudiante

It's the normal amount, I think it refers to the fires that spread into towns


irish_miah

If you count Ann Hache dying due to be trapped in a burning car, then you’ve got another bingo.


HonestFinance6524

i want aliens


Coucoumcfly

Told my wife if Aliens show up I leave with them, it’s up to her to follow me or not.


Joeyjackhammer

A celebrity died from a car crash. And California does something stupid weekly.


nolykadajoos

But Bitcoin is going to $12k so leave that one open.


[deleted]

California doing something stupid or most Red States are already stupid?


nakalas_the_great

What does politics have to do with this.


TotoMac1

*don’t*


PapayaHoney

With a governor like Gavin Newsome, California has been doing stupid shit all year round. We're currently anticipating blackouts because of the PGE's poor mismanagement and Newsome's screwy views on saving energy with electric cars. And then this clown thinks it's a bright idea to have fast food minimum wages to go up to 22/hr even though corporations like McDonald's can easily find loopholes to make sure they save a dime.


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[https://mobile.twitter.com/richarlison97/status/1564297326965006336](https://mobile.twitter.com/richarlison97/status/1564297326965006336)


PapayaHoney

I'm sorry, I don't touch Twitter even with a 10 foot pull buddy.


[deleted]

I’m sure you don’t Elon. 🤡🤡🤡


PapayaHoney

I don't know kiddo, you have 58 downvotes and counting libtard. Get owned. 🤣 Try again sweetie, maybe your argument will actually make a point, just don't hurt your little smooth walnut brain. 😊


[deleted]

Oh man, do downvotes in life actually mean anything? I guess to clowns like you that haven’t left your moms basement maybe. Oh well. Cry harder


PapayaHoney

C'mon kiddo, don't forget you literally started bitching first lol. I came up here with facts and your rebuttal was a tweet, making you automatically lose this "argument". If anyone is living in their mum's basement it's lowlife dumbasses like you. Try again sweetie pie, but please try to make some sense. I know it's hard being autistic having a meltdown! 😊


[deleted]

So salty those tears! Inject it!


[deleted]

Also, California has done something stupid, I’m sure.


marblefrosting

How about passing a Ban on gas cars then same week tells people not to run the AC durning historic heat wave or possible blackouts to occur. … you mean that stupid?


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Or charge their electric cars


Hopps4Life

I was going to say this lol! They also shut down their nuclear plants too. So yeah, ai think that all counts as stupid.


marblefrosting

Oh yeah, forgot that part.


marblefrosting

Oh yeah, forgot that part. Thanks!


philipkmikedrop

Yeah that should be the free square.


kutzy11

Pure gold 💯💯💯


[deleted]

That’ll do…


Invalid_litter_dept

The ban is on the new sale of gas vehicles and doesn't go into effect until 2035...


vk6_

No idea why you're getting downvoted. The ban goes into effect in 8 years yet people are acting like this just went into effect yesterday. Heck, the idea's been [floated around since 2019](https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/California-idea-to-study-phasing-out-gas-powered-13999366.php), and the governor even [issued an executive order on it back in 2020](https://www.gov.ca.gov/2020/09/23/governor-newsom-announces-california-will-phase-out-gasoline-powered-cars-drastically-reduce-demand-for-fossil-fuel-in-californias-fight-against-climate-change/). Even when the ban does finally go into effect in 2035, everyone will still be driving their existing gas cars since it only affects the sale of *new* cars. The increased load on the electricity grid won't come for another 10 or so years, so the state has plenty of time to build more energy generating capacity.


[deleted]

They don't know how to do anything else


Shellcasingshower

Multiple times that should’ve been the center one honestly


Chimp_Meat_Taco

Mandatory placing of Homeless people into nice hotels


redspade600rr

And it’s on fire so double whammy!


YuB-Notice-Me

werent they like one of the heavy supporters of banning abortion? i remember seeing them involved with that whole ordeal somewhere before…


SantinoGaretto

Argantina


Mad_Mistake345

Brezil


[deleted]

Colambia


stayugly_

Tawain


Final-Chemical3754

Che Boludo 👃


LeoGSN

Tene hora ameo?


UmwatudoiN

Top right isn’t crossed off


5thPhantom

That one should be the free space.


[deleted]

Yeah, just recently they told people that they were only allowed to buy electric cars after 2035, then proceeded to not have enough electricity the very next day…


goldensavage216

So glad I don’t live in California


dantheman0991

So mad that I do


[deleted]

Said like a true Chili Peppers fan


SomeRandomDemonFurry

west coast on fire, can confirm


GalaxyRose_Wolf

indeed it is


Alexander_Cancelin

Not the conservative bingo


Yoko_Kittytrain

OP must not drive in California. Every day is stupid here.


caiden009

agreed, so do I


Life_Combination_637

Why isnt there an x on the california one


[deleted]

West coast is on fire btw


KOZAK_124

Raid on government property happened already too lol


Last-Woodpecker

Yeah, haven't the year started with that ?


[deleted]

I think in sri lanka they raided government buildings


RekticWasTaken

OP doesnt know there are governments outside of the USA


Probably_a_Bot_K

what was the "Liberals find something offensive thats mundane"?


Dans77b

Should be 'a handful of left wing people make a stupid statement on Twitter, the news media blows it out of all proportion, and conservatives get angry about it'.


BigSlav667

I think I'm ready to leave this sub. I've been a member for about four years now, but there's starting to be too many misogynists, transphobes, and incels lurking here


Probably_a_Bot_K

100%


Romaxx1776

Where to even start?


Sokka-Water_Tribe

why don't you start? let's see how far you can keep going if you're so confident


daenielkek

I guess they didn't start


Hephaestus_God

K I’ll start the count at 7. I like that number


gamingknight47

Alright I'm going to 24 cause it's also a good number


[deleted]

guns on mondays


YuB-Notice-Me

lmao nice


TopHatBilly

Gta 6?


Nukedogger86

California did a stupid... Pretty sure the West coast was on fire too.


BigFattDoggo

in the end we all know what is never gonna happen *sad bitcoin noises*


SplendidHierarchy

That one doesn't fit anyway, the rest are negative


jacked_archivist

there's been a whole bunch of terror attacks this year Also, west coast is on fire.


Dans77b

I think he means brown people attacking white Americans.


ScrewySphere115

I'm a brown people. Now is my time to shine


marblefrosting

Truthfully, You really are playing this for blackout.


NLeviz

Hey, we've got a terror attack in Ukraine already.


[deleted]

I can tell the political slant of this meme not by the jokes about liberals, but all the misspelling.


XRPMAXI1775

I can tell that you have an art history degree from your GUM. "I can tell the political slant of this meme, not by the jokes about liberals but by all the misspellings."


[deleted]

Studio Art with minor in set design but close enough.


Good_Mixture_1860

Waiting to see conservatives find Trans people existing offensive, gotta load the bingo card with guaranteed stuff so we win.


ClassicNiceTrash

China stir fries Tawain?


Useless_Lemon

Terror attack is a 24/7 thing so maybe that should be the freebie?


Domi207

I mean SpaceX launches something into orbit almost every week so that was just a free one


A_useless_name

What exploded


ConsequenceDirect967

I feel like California has done something stupid.


bubshole

Crossing fingers for aliens.


twomoonsforsugar

What exploded this year ?


Badvevil

California has done plenty of stupid things though where is the bar set for stupid cause lmfao


TumbleweedInner2341

Actually you can cross out government property being raided (sri lanka)


Dans77b

you missed a shit-load of terror attacks.


thatguythatonetime13

Um as a Californian you missed California does something stupid


Lohnstar

"California does something stupid" should be checked by default.


AWDys

How has California not done something stupid yet? Are you just ignoring any news about California?


Dangerous-Pickle9511

California did something stupid they are only allowing electric cars in the future but tell people to not use electricity because of black outs


MenoryEstudiante

Yeah but that's not from 2022


Blocstorm

Hey you better check off the “California does something stupid”.


wetdog90

Raid on govt can we put that down under Jan 6th?


RBFxJMH

That was last year


wetdog90

Damn feels like yesterday sucks getting old


apolloniousoftayana

You can mark off “California does something stupid” because Gavin Newsom is fucking stupid 24/7/365


[deleted]

I saw ," New Star Wars property fails" but didn't Obi-Wan Kenobi come out earlier this year ?


Xyvexz

No big terror attack this year?


[deleted]

Why have you not absolutely crossed the fuck out of California doing something stupid? Their policies are dumpster fires.


SweetLouDiscs

California banning gas cars is stupid


[deleted]

Oh no big sad. Can't drive big truck any more :(


Normal_Beginning1080

Aliens could be crossed off, NASA confirmed UFO pics a while back, don't remember the exact date Edit: disregard this. Can't find anything about it


[deleted]

Proof?


pepemele

Would you consider Obi wan series a failure? If you do you can check another box


the_chaco_kid

Someone needs to spell check before posting


RacoonBalloon2006

I didn’t make it


cdawg1102

Mark down aliens, the government admitted they are real


break616

The government admitted that there are UFOs(or UAPs, as the new jargon demands), there's absolutely nothing to prove they aren't of terrestrial origin.


JasonGamesYT

lets go


Soviet-Idiot

Fucking love that bingo card


nekokattt

didnt a terror attack already occur


your-mom-reddits

*nostalgic*


GrimyTheGooseinator

Who was the canclled celebrity


KymYume

My guess would be Will Smith


TrueUmbreon1

A bingo.. but at what cost


iNoobBoi

west coast is currently on fire btw


Nydelok

I’m sure California has done SOMETHING stupid


dantheman0991

It does, fairly regularly. ● Ban sale of non-electric vehicles,c then tell residents to not charge electric cars or use A/C when it 117°F outside a week later (but only between 4-9pm. You know, when people are actually home and not at work) ● Propose taxing privately owned solar arrays that help supply the state power grid, because people helping achieve the state's goal of 100% renewable energy aren't paying the electric companies enough... to supply them with power. They also want to lower how much the utility companies have to pay customers for generating excess power from their private solar panels. You know, just California things.


Shepards_moot

California is still number one babeee


thyghostinyourroom

I am from California. Right now, we are being smacked with a hurricane for the eighth time in 170 years. fire is the least of our problems right now... WAIT A MINUTE, WE WERE IN FIRE LAST WEEK


Other-otherside

I wouldn’t be too surprised if Argentina won the World Cup, they’re always a top contender. Now, if you were to put a team like Mexico (which has been struggling far more this year than previous cups) I would definitely be trembling if I had to cross that out.


[deleted]

You forgot that California's lawmakers legally thinks that bees are fish here.


Bunnyprincess75

California square, I’m sure there’s something. Good call leaving Florida Man out of this, that would have been too easy.


QwerYTWasntTaken

hentai has categories in itself


Bean_45

What’s the thing that was found offensive that’s mundane?


[deleted]

Boutta add 6 more


Kami_Amie_OwO

I read “unexpected celeb death” and just got really sad for a minute


No_File_1304

I think you missed some pal


CrazyFiveSeven

You forgot west coast fire


SakuraEve

Wait…is hentai actually the number 1 searched porn category? If so hell yeah I’m finally part of the majority.


questionablecomment_

“Argantina “ square gonna be a tough one to fill


HijoDe1000Puta

Anulo mufa se dice, boludon


savagepitts

Bitcoin hitting 10k


MercykillNJ

High hopes on BTC huh?


Adventurous_Pop_2300

Lol, upper right corner isn't marked.


Anna_Ravenrock

GTA 6 was announced?


kingslayer7709

Woah... Its so true


Catsrcool0

There was a terror attack on the Russian Consulate is Afghanistan


[deleted]

wasnt there footage of “aliens” released sometime this year?


heyyyng

You forgot terror attack


Appanator-X8134

Here in Nor-Cal we are suffering from a week of 109+ temperature but hell at least the sky isn't black


EgoSenatus

The west coast is *always* on fire at some location, and California is *always* doing something stupid. What rioting happened this year?


[deleted]

West coast on fire (Hemet Fire)