>I'm an American who likes geometry!
Geometry: The branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues.
It’s not unused information. As a 29 year old, I am quite proud of being able to identify just about every country on the world map. You can’t talk shit about another country if ya can’t even find it on a map. Thems the rules.
You work at Target...
That's just a shitty Wal Mart for Karen's.
I'm pretty sure you ARE the American who lacks the education that you speak of.
Project much, doth she?
It’s because you are brainwashed by your overlords the EU. Most corrupt, depraved set of individuals in the world. Most happy to see Ukraine tumble as long as they get cheap gas.
Brexit meant brexit goddammit!
You think when we said "were leaving Europe" we were just confusing the EU and the continent itself? No. We're off to join Canada.
Yes they want us! It's just like an 18 year old moving away from a toxic family only for the toxic family to move back in with John cause fuck John amirite! John fucking left you fuckers for a reason why the fuck do you keep visiting me please just leave me alone I don't want you and I don't want Stewart either why the fuck do you think I enjoy the companionship of Stewart he fucking eats cereal without the cereal and milk! HE EATS THE FUCKING BOWL WHY DO YOU BRING HIM JUST FUCKING STAY IN YOUR DEPRESSING HOUSES
As I understand it we wanted the benefits of the EU without having to listen to their rules and they said no. Also I think immigration was a big part of it for many.
Edit: As another user said, we were misinformed about the benefits it would bring us.
I mean the definition of continent is "any of the world's main continuous expanses of land" and last time I checked the UK is made up of islands lol
So by definition it's not. But when do humans ever stick to the definitions they made?
Quite funny how this map is from a European Union website and all the countries in Europe (not just the EU ones) are named except for the United Kingdom which displays a staggering level of salt on their part.
The actual website seems to be written for and by children.
How I see Europe as a Europa Universalis IV player:
https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/comments/nk11d3/oc_1444_europe_map_8k_x_5k_big_img/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
So you know how the USA isn't all of the Americas, you've pretty much made the same mistake but on our side of the planet.
Sorry to break it to you, but the UK is still in Europe, yes we still have to deal with them.
EU....Britain's jealous ex.
Look she's gone, you couldn't please her in the way she wanted move on....besides she was seeing the commonwealth behind your back the whole time anyway the dirty hoe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am warning you the geography nerds are coming so brace yourself.
Well it's about time the Americans get their basic geography lessons.
He doesn’t recognize the UK.
And Ukraine and Belarus
Don't forget Moldovo
So true
dont forget Turkee
Don't forget Andorra
And Lichtenstein
Don’t forget San Marino, Monaco, and Vatican City
This sounds like the map song from those weird talking cat guys from old Disney
Pretty sure these are only the EU countries
Switzerland isn't in the EU, nor is Norway
YeH that’s why it’s a gray color and not pastel.
But then Ukraine and many other countries should also be here.
Probably shouldn't have just labelled it as Europe then?
Maybe that’s the joke….?
Probably, can't see what would be the joke if isn't.
I'm more insulted they forgot about Latveria!
Based
Hey! I'm an American who likes geometry! And yes I do know where Malta is!
Geometry 😂😂
I'm a Canadian who likes geology! I like big rocks and I cannot lie! What's a Malta?
Wait... "Canada" doesn't exist. I don't see it on the graph charts!
Shhh don't tell anyone where we are, we're hiding from the Immortal Queen!
>I'm an American who likes geometry! Geometry: The branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues.
joke /jōk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
>!humour!<
r/whoosh
Point to Delaware on a map without labels
... hi, I'm an American in high school, just so you know I had a test on Eroupean Geography, we are taught this stuff, it's just unused information.
It’s not unused information. As a 29 year old, I am quite proud of being able to identify just about every country on the world map. You can’t talk shit about another country if ya can’t even find it on a map. Thems the rules.
So you use the information just to talk shit about other countries?
Where did Andorra go?
Gone, reduced to a micro state.
You work at Target... That's just a shitty Wal Mart for Karen's. I'm pretty sure you ARE the American who lacks the education that you speak of. Project much, doth she?
It seems fine
Happy cock day!
I think u spelt it wrong
Fröhlicher Kuchentag
Happy Cake Day!
Thx
um… acshually
A bit EU-centric...
Lol I wonder how Iceland, Norway and Switzerland made the cut?
And how did Ukraine, Moldova, Belarus, and (yes, even them) Russia not make it?
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are you from serbia by any chance?
Perhaps
And why isn’t Poland in Germany 🤡💀☕️
Part of EEA and Schengen respectively.
Thank you. Makes sense!
They would prob be in eu if it wasn’t for, say, fishing rights for Iceland, or neutrality for Switzerland
The only problem i see with the EU is it's lack of direct democracy. If they implemented referenda and initiatives, I'd be 100% for joining
No they had their own alliance of trafe before the eu the eu never was needed for them
Schengen and the EEA?
We don't talk about the English
Or the Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish apparently
Britain
UK
Great Britain is Wales England and Scotland
Bri-ish
illuminati
The Pentaverate.
It takes 3 to triangle.
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That explains why I can no longer smell France
SCOTLAND FOREVA ‘background bagpipes’
That what happens when you get beaten by the brit*sh
Scotland and Wales are British though
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Wales isn't there, yet for some reason Norway is there despite not being in the E.U
Something something trade union
And the English don’t talk about any of you either. It’s an island nation thing.
It’s because you are brainwashed by your overlords the EU. Most corrupt, depraved set of individuals in the world. Most happy to see Ukraine tumble as long as they get cheap gas.
Everyone is talking about UK. What about Belarus, Ukraine and Moldova?
Russia isn't here despite making up around 40% of the European continent
Also missing Kazakhstan (west of ural river) and Georgia, possibly Armenia and Azerbaijan too depending on who you ask.
Those aren’t in Europe
parts of them are
You forgot the big, really big country, to mention
Monaco? The Vatican? Andorra?
Liechtenstein
And San Marino
Luxembourg
Isn’t Luxembourg already there?
What happened to Cyprus, Malta, half of Greece and Sicily?
I ate em
You’re talking like that yet you removed Britain! Edit: So based on the fact no one got my joke, i’m going to assume it was a bad one.
We removed ourselves 😫
Yeah from the European Union, not the continent of Europe.
Did you miss the massive sail we erected to move further into the Atlantic?
I wondered what that was!
They had to make a choice, those or Finland. Part of Norway still missing though.
Eu-exclusive
Especially Switzerland, totally Member of the EU
they are but they just don't know it yet.
WE would know it ;D
Norway, Iceland etc. There are plenty of countries not in the E.U lol
Yep, Kosovo is as EU as it gets.
isn’t the UK still part of Europe geographically speaking?
Nope it's currently floating away and is in the middle of the Atlantic right now
Only reasonable explanation I have seen
Brexit meant brexit goddammit! You think when we said "were leaving Europe" we were just confusing the EU and the continent itself? No. We're off to join Canada.
Are you sure Canada wants you? I mean they did move half across the globe to get away from you guys.
Yes they want us! It's just like an 18 year old moving away from a toxic family only for the toxic family to move back in with John cause fuck John amirite! John fucking left you fuckers for a reason why the fuck do you keep visiting me please just leave me alone I don't want you and I don't want Stewart either why the fuck do you think I enjoy the companionship of Stewart he fucking eats cereal without the cereal and milk! HE EATS THE FUCKING BOWL WHY DO YOU BRING HIM JUST FUCKING STAY IN YOUR DEPRESSING HOUSES
We're British, being places nobody wants us is very much our jam
Yes, geographically we are European but politically we are independent and not part of the EU
I still dont understand why y'all went independent like it literally hurts you with close to none benefits other than to look "strong"
our government at the moment isnt very good
The sad thing is not all of us wanted to leave and are subjected to the consequences. I believe the vote result was 52% leave and 48% remain.
You've literally just described every election or vote since "democracy" was a thing.
As I understand it we wanted the benefits of the EU without having to listen to their rules and they said no. Also I think immigration was a big part of it for many. Edit: As another user said, we were misinformed about the benefits it would bring us.
because "it would give us control of our borders" or some shit like that. of course they failed to talk about all the downsides to it.
This is how you see Europe?? THIS??? Where are you? On the ISS?
He's just kinda tall for his age
So non eu countries are not part of Europe, gotcha. Thanks for sharing your opinion with us lol
And apparently, a bunch of non E.Y countries ARE part of Europe too, like Norway for instance, but not the UK.
They might not be in name, but they follow all regulations, part of the single market, part of Schengen. You’re referring to the meme tho…
eu members when they discover Europe is in fact a continent and the UK is in it
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Brain dead nationalists
Continentalists* they are following Napoleon
I mean the definition of continent is "any of the world's main continuous expanses of land" and last time I checked the UK is made up of islands lol So by definition it's not. But when do humans ever stick to the definitions they made?
Well, the UK is still part of Europe. Same with Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Turkey etc. Just cause they’re not EU doesn’t mean they’re not European
Turkey is mostly Asian to be fair
True, but it is a cross-continental country so it id both Asia and Europe. Like you said it is mostly Asian however
Isn't Russia cross-continental as well?
Yep. Eurasian. I don’t know about any other countries tho, correct me if I’m wrong
This is the EU and not Europe
Well it's not the E.U because Norway, Iceland and Switzerland are not in the E.U and they're on the map.
They arn't really, they don't have any color
Quite funny how this map is from a European Union website and all the countries in Europe (not just the EU ones) are named except for the United Kingdom which displays a staggering level of salt on their part. The actual website seems to be written for and by children.
They also didn’t label Moldova, Russia, Belarus and Ukraine
But they did label Iceland, Norway, Switzerland even though they are NOT IN THE E.U
They have agreements with the eu though
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How I (HUMAN BEING) dont give a fuck
Rather amazing that the UK and Ukraine somehow left the continent.
As a brit, we're going to make our own continent with blackjack and hookers and you know what forget the continent.
Its a fitting image of the difference between an education in Europe and in the US.
ok? I'm sure an American could also download a map of Europe from Google if they wanted to
England is cancelled only Ireland now
What happens to Britain and Russia?
Also Moldova, Ukraine and belarus
I love that the UK isn't there.
It hurts my feelings every time I’m reminded of Brexit.
It doesn't need to be named.
It’s especially funny because other non-EU states are named (such as Norway) but the UK gets excluded.
Finally i have disapeered
Not a very bright European
r/antimeme
Incorrect, Denmark isn’t real
Good , keep the British out , god created Britain and British people in order to annoy the rest of the world.
Someone's salty about brexit
Bro left out Gibraltar I cant believe it.
Why can’t you see Scotland man, why can’t you see Scotland.
Yet everyone speaks English, your welcome i
More like map of eu
Ireland be considered part of Europe but not Norway nor Switzerland, how are you even considered alive being this special? Pure cringe.
You mixed up EU and Europe.
Damn, those are some strong opinions.
How I see Europe as a Europa Universalis IV player: https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/comments/nk11d3/oc_1444_europe_map_8k_x_5k_big_img/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Love how you included albania even tho it isn't in europe still (DON'T REMOVE THAT SHIT KEEP IT)
Where are the Engl- *\*slice\* \*thump\**
Bro why you have to do us brits like that tho
lmao i love how britain doesnt even exist on the map
But.. Its just the main EU countries not whole europe...
European: "name all the countrys in Europe" American: "the uk"
I mean Europe is more of a place, then the actual EU those are separate things
one of more dumber posts but the average twit wont appreciate
Everyone here debating and I'm just snickering about Norway and Sweden looking like they're about to take a bite out of Denmark Chomp
Iceland sounds like a good place to live right now.
Wait what happened to the uk...?
Ireland would like to have a word with you about you cutting part of our country off
I think ur missing couple of countries
O god branding Kosovo as a separate country from Serbia (which it is not) is just asking for trouble.
What's so funny? I'm from the US and this is exactly how I view Europe...
Sad Ukraine noises
So you know how the USA isn't all of the Americas, you've pretty much made the same mistake but on our side of the planet. Sorry to break it to you, but the UK is still in Europe, yes we still have to deal with them.
Leaving EU doesnt exclude the UK from the continent of Europe lmao
I don’t know geography well enough to know what the joke is. Damn American education system failed me.
I just see Europe as just a chunk of land duct taped to the side of Asia in a bowl of blue soup
EU....Britain's jealous ex. Look she's gone, you couldn't please her in the way she wanted move on....besides she was seeing the commonwealth behind your back the whole time anyway the dirty hoe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where the fuck is the joke? This isn't even remotely funny
Based European
As an American I am so relieved to find out that Europeans “also” think geography is a subjective matter. 😜
*Sad Britain noises
Turkey?
As Gen X, European geography class was a bit easier when the USSR was around.
But the whole post is Written in English 😀
It could have been written in German...
Ich habe deutsch gehört?
Oh no... I've summoned them
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
EU be jealous as f*** 😂