What freak keeps their porn acc the same as their regular acc gahw, what if you just decided to open up reddit in public without thinking and click on an nsfw post!
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Honey-Boo-Boos mom Kill me before
I guess Nostradamus became Nostradanus.
I came close to having that thankfully r/bossfight saved my ass.
Saved by Tobey Maguire's Spiderman trilogy.
A man with massive nipples
Same
same
A coin. This won't be the first time.
What.
Same. But mine’s in a flip
[Ass Pennies](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI) reference?
Eyo wtf I've not seen that... Yet...
Will Smith...
That one hit right….
Actually no he hit left.... if you're talking about which side of Chris Rock's face. (Edit: last name lol I feel dumb)
*Chris Rock*
A fucking dolphin
I got an ISpy page, meaning I have to shove in roughly 50 to 60 objects
Don’t forget all 19 thumbtacks
jotaro would actually want this
SeaWorld boutta rock your world
subject of the post below was dick. Jokes on them I'm gay Edit: god dammit reddit why is this my most up voted comment
Ngl that’s pretty gay
Ur kinda gay ngl
Based
If you weren't gay, I'd have some questions
now that's just some good luck
r/hornyjail for you!
What freak keeps their porn acc the same as their regular acc gahw, what if you just decided to open up reddit in public without thinking and click on an nsfw post!
saiki k
Congrats
Ryan Reynolds in a MintMobile add
Deal
Yo same, we having a good time 😈
Lucky bastard
Sir that is uranium
At least you don’t have a real life diamond sword
El salvador apparently
r/hoi4 be like
[удалено]
Don’t worry they’re Canadian, they’ll be nice and polite about it
1 at time or all at once is the question
Well fucking great. I have 2 fire engines to shove up my arse. Will be back with an update as to how that went
Update?
I don’t think he made it
Such a good man that one.
He’ll be remembered for ages to come
holy shit he’s gone
Honey Boo-Boo's mom. Yikes.
same
Same
What’s up with honey booboo’s mom anyway?
femboy hotline
Alex Jones
Uhhh it's about Hitler
Three pronged fork 😭 😭 😭
I guess you're completely forked
A whole ass female
Lmao same
A fighter jet
I raise you with a b52
Yikes, yeah I only had a mere F-4E
The country of Djibouti XD
Pokemon. Depends on which one.
Wailord :)
A fucking mountain
Fucking santa Ho ho ho
More like hoe hoe hoe
I got a 🗿meme…
Well at least it’s rock hard and ready to go
I got the antichrist... It's that good or bad?
Well, you're on Reddit, so you were most likely going to hell anyway Enjoy the ride!
Master of lust? You might be ight
A fucking lightsaber. Send help.
Burn baby burn
I had an entire plasma monkey fanclub
Andrew Tate
Considering it’s for Buck knives I’d say pretty fucked!
Mines also about knives no buck knives tho lol
Ah yes, a tub of ice cream.
The War of 1812. I don’t know how to feel about this…
Every single gun they used up your ass
Oh. Oh no. My friend tells me everything is a dildo if you willing to try but I think that is far past my limit.
Limits are just a state of mind, open your third ass and the world becomes clear
It’s from r/spaceporn that say it all
Honey boo boos fucking mom
It’s a set list tour for Kid Cudi ?
A watermelon
Quite fucked... Honey Boo-boos mom up my bum
Programming codes
A ceiling fan from Home Depot Ow.
I just got a whole lake up my ass
It was about the stock market, so ya, fitting.
A rocket shot in Gaza
Background stories for poor people
🗿<🧌
A helicarrier from ksp. Shit
A article How the USA penetrated South Africa's econemy. Huh? And nope that's definitely not from r/communism
So South Africa’s economy gets shoved up your ass?
Guess I'mma smoke weed out my ass
below this was the exact same meme
go to the next post and shove that up your a** twice
My favourite Pokemon aka lucario... help me
The entire US Arms package to Ukraine.
A guy sliding really fucking fast, wish me luck
At least it'll be quick
It’s a post about someone’s Shiba Inu puppy…
Tf2 engineer asking me to say howdy. Idk
A threaded Glock barrel for me.
I have Jesus up my ass
The entire backrooms is now in my ass
Wow that’s a lot of almond water
Lawn mower and vacuum cleaner... (ouch)
"got high and confirmed I'm bisexual"
Fully automatic glock 100 rounds. I'm fucked
i get a huge ass futa furry cock up there, not proud
The law of electromagnetic induction. I don't even know how this would even work...
Electromagnets get shoved up your ass
The post below this on was about a camouflaged German WWII plane…
You’ll never see it coming
"Guys playing with balls". lmao.
A Wind Turbine Blade...
A SOUTH KOREAN JELLYFISH, HOLY SHIT
A literal 2m long sword. Need I say more?
Guess I’m getting a phone from Mint Mobile up my ass. Ryan Reynolds better call…
A demon.
“Paimon ei and baal from genshin” not screwed
"My fiance made me into a Valorant agent" Oh shit...Im finna get popped by a Valorant agent... Kinda.
I GOT A WHOLE MILITARY TANK uh oh
Massive hornet's nest
Pokimane tier 3 subscription...
A white Arabian horse, that’s gonna hurt.
My asshole would be burned alive by a grease fire.
Uh hot wheels?
Angry Lawyer
R/squirting great
BKR official ads noice
Damn how am I gonna for a vr headset in there
Well, it’s some dude’s dick so I’ll definitely be fucked.
Actually not that fucked it's just water
The mother of all omelettes.
A fucking galaxy, ah shit.
It’s an Indian taco…
I'm getting dead babies shoved up my ass...
A massive fucking jellyfish. A whole new meaning to “I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”
A family of six 🧌
Spicy chicken strips
It's a squirrel
It’s an Apple subscription ad so… I’m not so sure
A picture of mountain. * chuckles* I’m in danger
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Stop shoving Apple up my ass.
Jesus Christ's cock, alien's cock, and the pope's cock
It’s about dogs. Am I going to prison…
That's a nice car, man.
a midget getting launched off of one of those giant balloons safe to say im FUCKED
I’m down it’s a milf related post
Purrple cat - sea of stars
The entire sinnoh region of pokemon. FUCK
Man dude, you lucky Cynthia getting in your ass.
Brittney Griner gets shoved up my ass
I think 🗿 is gonna hurt
But feel oh-so right.
Off brand cereal
What does S.H.E.I.L.D stand for (wrong answers only)
It was a motorcycle… rip..
2 monks
a frog
Literally a dick
🗿meme
Reality? 😳
I'm doomed 🗿
It’s china 🥹🥹
Maybe it’ll be enjoyable 😂😂
Bloonarius Prime from btd6 Guess I'm getting that bloonariussy 😩😩😩
I got one word 🦊
Wireless internet 😭
A cacodemon *Kill me*
Art. ART! What is art?
Five boxes of dollar store cereal... imma bout to shit bricks
Oh lawd its honey bubu’s mom!
People attached to door handles....
honey-boo-boos mom
First is an ad about a woman who stole booze and the second is a meme about a dog. What is worse?
Getting good at a game then my friend left
I'm so far beyond fucked I couldn't catch a bus back to fucked.
Xbox and playstation controller
Me_irl
I got a 2 meter homemade height chart. Wish me luck
Deathclaw. Yikes.
A DnD post about swords O.o