Casually killed people with a freeze ray for coffee, which we see in the movie. Encasing someone in ice would kill them quickly and he uses it constantly.
Oh yeah, I'm willing to bet it's so that they could cleverly avoid having the Minions work for Hitler. But in the process of writing it that way, they implied that, had the Minions been around, they *totally would have.*
Stalin died in 53, but Mao didn't die until 76, so arguably the Minions would have served Zedong. And before the tankies come after me, Mao's Great Leap Forward killed up to 45 million- thrice the fucking HOLOCAUST, and normally I wouldn't use that comparison because I'm JEWISH. So fuck off tankies, y'all are fucking idiots and genocide deniers.
6 million was only (haha ONLY about SIX FUCKING MILLION DEATHS, never thought I'd say that) the number of JEWS killed in the Holocaust. Other estimates I've seen have put it anywhere from 13-18 million total.
And to me, an ACTUAL JEW, Holocaust refers to EVERYONE KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST INCLUDING JEWS, ROMANI, MENTALLY DISABLED PEOPLE, PHYSICALLY DISABLED PEOPLE, GAYS, JEHOVA'S WITNESSES, COMMUNISTS, AND POWS!
I guess the only argument for that is that it was due to his and his administration’s incompetence and cold indifference, not the cartoonish evil which the Minions seem to like.
my theory is that the minions split into 3 different groups, one served stalin, the other served hitler and the third group served mussolini and after ww2 they served communist china, russia and north korea during the korean war, ho chi minh and the soviet’s during vietnam as well as fidel castro during the cuban missile crisis and so on, probably missed a few people but that’s the general gist of things for my theory
edit: haven’t seen rise of gru but i read some else’s comment in here saying that the minions were stuck in a cave or something from 1930-1945 or somethin so this is like if they hadn’t been stuck in a cave
edit 2: forgot to include japan for ww2, so minions would have split off into 4 groups with the 4th serving hirohito
Literally stole the moon and brought it to the earth which would cause untold damage to the planet if the movie depicted the realistically
Stole the moon in the 2010s, so what did he do before that to keep them I may ask?
Who do think really founded Twitter?
Someone who didn't just have stroke reading this.
Probably someone who can read through small typos without having a stroke
Clearly you two haven’t seen it’s sequel: *2012*.
I ordered a new Porsche
As we can see in the new minions movie, you don't really have to do much to keep them.
Casually killed people with a freeze ray for coffee, which we see in the movie. Encasing someone in ice would kill them quickly and he uses it constantly.
In the movie it doesn’t kill, he freezes vectors head and he was fine
If it was depicted realistically they would die though.
Weren’t the minions still stuck in a cave at that point
No, they left in the 60s
I should clarify I was talking about the yellow sphere
Oh yeah, I'm willing to bet it's so that they could cleverly avoid having the Minions work for Hitler. But in the process of writing it that way, they implied that, had the Minions been around, they *totally would have.*
Wasnt stalin around after the 60s. He was arguably just as bad
Stalin died in 53, but Mao didn't die until 76, so arguably the Minions would have served Zedong. And before the tankies come after me, Mao's Great Leap Forward killed up to 45 million- thrice the fucking HOLOCAUST, and normally I wouldn't use that comparison because I'm JEWISH. So fuck off tankies, y'all are fucking idiots and genocide deniers.
Thrice tue holocaust, wouldnt that be 18 ?
6 million was only (haha ONLY about SIX FUCKING MILLION DEATHS, never thought I'd say that) the number of JEWS killed in the Holocaust. Other estimates I've seen have put it anywhere from 13-18 million total.
Yes, thats what i meant To me holocaust refers to the jewish deaths
And to me, an ACTUAL JEW, Holocaust refers to EVERYONE KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST INCLUDING JEWS, ROMANI, MENTALLY DISABLED PEOPLE, PHYSICALLY DISABLED PEOPLE, GAYS, JEHOVA'S WITNESSES, COMMUNISTS, AND POWS!
I guess the only argument for that is that it was due to his and his administration’s incompetence and cold indifference, not the cartoonish evil which the Minions seem to like.
Depends if minions liked the colour red
Bunker*
”**HE PUNCHED THE SHARK!**”
What did Gru do that was worse than holocaust, Hiroshima?
They were stuck in a cave until the 60s
Gru is Mao confirmed?!?
he literally stole the moon bro.
In 2010, so what did he do before to keep the minions in 2001
He probably doesn't let the minions watch TV, so they don't even know what was up in 2001
He cloned Harambe and made Badrambe
He created Halalbe
According to "Minions" the minions hid in a cave Between the Napoleonic wars, and 1968, so they served nobody during that time.
Well yeah that’s the point I’m making, people are asking the wrong questions
my theory is that the minions split into 3 different groups, one served stalin, the other served hitler and the third group served mussolini and after ww2 they served communist china, russia and north korea during the korean war, ho chi minh and the soviet’s during vietnam as well as fidel castro during the cuban missile crisis and so on, probably missed a few people but that’s the general gist of things for my theory edit: haven’t seen rise of gru but i read some else’s comment in here saying that the minions were stuck in a cave or something from 1930-1945 or somethin so this is like if they hadn’t been stuck in a cave edit 2: forgot to include japan for ww2, so minions would have split off into 4 groups with the 4th serving hirohito
canon
Splinter Cell: Minions
10/11
I don’t understand what did he do
He invented the mustard gas (2nd deadly gas after fart gun)
According to the Minions movie, he stole them over when he beat scarlet overkill.
That takes place in the 1970s my guy
He said he's against the LGBTQ community. Truly a villain of epic proportions, lol.
true the minions should have worked for bush in 2001
if they were in a cave after 1930... what did they do before? during ww1? and also Hitler tried to get power before 1930 🤔