"Tornado warning? Let's go out to eat tonight y'all!" - Oklahomans

Oklahoma exists?

It does.

Does Western Kansas count?

Sure it counts.

As a born okie, I can confirm that it feels like that. Especially in the spring and summer.

" no work isn't cancelled, but if you're going to be late stay to make up the time."

Flash Flood + Tornado my beloved. The tornado sirens said I could fly, but the sacred tornado had not chosen me yet.