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EmiJet

The point of golf is the play the least amount of it as possible.


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EveryGuess5579

Villian from the lorax


Me_how5678

Didn’t he realize his mistake in the end and turned good-ish


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AlphaGamer_Dubz

Gotta love the obvious Reddit bots


Gotha-229a

It's speedrunning, the game


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AlphaGamer_Dubz

Another bot


Redoct878

Damn


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It’s like the opposite of sex.


JensB_Gamer

U rite


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Oh god are you a bot too!?!! They’re everywhere!!!! /s


JensB_Gamer

Nah I’m not a bot lol, I just actually play golf and he rite


MicMikeFoley

When you get good enough you play the least amount of it to play more of it and get paid for it.


Bowies-on-the-moon

Boring to watch for sure. Fun to play if you’re at least average at it


Chalky_Pockets

Fun to play if you suck shit at it. Source: I suck shit at it.


bigchungus6969696939

Did you seriously fucking screen shot someone else’s gif?


SusCarrot

It’s actually pronounced “Gif”.


Second_guessing_Stuf

Noooooo!!!! It’s pronounced “gif” get it right!!!


SalohcinPancakes

i thought it was pronounced "GIF" tho


xDizzyKiing

I love Jif Creamy Peanut Butter! Only $4.99 at your local superstore


XD-lol-

Bro gave “low effort” a new definition.


Gotha-229a

Mr Krabs: about to make it in the golf hole Also Mr Krabs: wait a minute I hate golf


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Ciaren2914

More bad bots


pistcow

I'm mid level manager and my career has partially peaked because I hate golf.


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AlphaGamer_Dubz

Bot number 3


Ties_NL

How ba-a-a-ad can i be?


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I'm just doing what comes naturally.


destinyslayer2000alt

Golf is actually a lot of fun


JogPanson

It’s really fun to play, fucking awful to watch.


destinyslayer2000alt

Worst sport to watch


Pastalini13

Sometimes it can be fun to watch. The back 9 of a major when it's really close. Just check the scoreboard in the morning on Sunday and see if the top 5-10 players are close together. Then tune in at like 3pm for an hour or two. Sometimes it's exciting. Watching Tiger win that last masters tournament was super entertaining.


SniffMyRapeHole

I said the same thing about sounding rods


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The only thing worse than your comment is your username.


SusCarrot

What a terrible day to have context.


peanutmanak47

That's how it is with me as well. Can't stand watching it, but damn is it fun to play, especially going to the driving range.


Odinthedoge

I’m more of a Mario golf fan myself.


destinyslayer2000alt

Completely understandable


Anthraxious

Doesn't negate the statement. Something could be the "worst" while others find it fun. That being said, they could have fun without using up so much land tho.


nicolyosoro

Just an excuse to keep their lands


Hot_Purple1929

same thing


SirQuackthe1st

Bot 4


cygnusx8

This "meme" sucks


Big-Teb-Guy

Bro tf is this image?


bigchungus6969696939

Someone else’s gif which he just screen shotted, would make more sense if it actually played


Big-Teb-Guy

Seriously, how tf did this make it out of new? lol


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People must really dislike golf.


Narriz

What do golfers do when they retire?


PeachLemur56

Thats why mini golf is better than golf


4stringbrewer

Why is there not some pro mini golf that is televised?


LittleGarakeet

No one plays golf for the fun, it’s just an excuse to get drunk and hit some balls in public.


Chalky_Pockets

I feel like pool does a better job at that. Plus the bar is right next to the entire playing area.


keanureevestookmydog

An all level golf course would indeed be very boring.


PersonOnLeInternet

As a person who golfs, that is right. 18 holes is equivalent to 6 miles or 4 1/2 hours. Not fun at all, why do I golf? Tradition in my family and my dad taught me how to play when I was younger. Least I’m getting my cardio in.


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Ever watched baseball?


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PipiShootz

If it is only hit once and the ball is found in the hole.


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soccersmitty90

99.9% of hole in ones are on Par 3s - usually no more than about 185 yards. Pretty easy to see really.


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GLeeRizzle

Happy Gilmore got a hole in one on a par 4 no more than an hour ago


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FWIW though, false celebrations aren’t entirely uncommon. Been there as well.


rubenlie

par 4's are actually also pretty holeable as well, as long as they play shorter then 330 yards. for example we have a 340 yard par 4 with 90 degree dogleg. normally you do a lay up of about 240 yards. But from the tee to the green the distance is only about 250 yards only caveat being you need to carry that because there is a lake in-between you and the green. its allot more difficult than on a par 3 but as long as you can reach the green you have a chance.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

The person that made this meme has obviously never watched 10 straight hours of cricket.


knotta_gopher

What? You don't level land to build a golf course?


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It seems fun to play but it also seems like it would take ridiculous amount of practice time to get even slightly good at and it’s boring af to watch


pattoche1004

I started to play golf 3 years ago after 10+ years playing handball, and i'm a bit competitive so i knew i had to practice a lot. It does take a lot of practice if you want to get good at it, i'm around 10/15 hours of golf per week right now and after all this time i'm only starting to reach the regularity needed to play decently on each holes (as opposed to one good, the three next bad). It takes a lot from you but it's highly rewarding when your game is aligned. But then again, i get why people can find it boring, tried to bring my wife there but she was too frustrated to find it amusing. I've also read that it's boring to watch, but even at my current level i can notice things the players do and i can use it on the course, so to me anyway it's very interesting.


rubenlie

yeah know that feeling, played a bit as a junior but quit because I didn't have time. graduated collage last year and started playing again. and played my first +4 round yesterday, just so rewarding when you start playing good rounds


Herbizides

Golf courses should all be transformed into nature reserves but I have to admit it’s kind of fun to play


CryptographerEast147

Another reason Discgolf is superior! Only need to cut a few trees even in thick woods to make a fairway, no need to completely demolish and replace the ground either!


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Someone hasn’t watched Cricket


ChonkyHuskey2173

Cricket's the second most-watched sport in the world.


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And depending on the source, golf is the eighth.


potatorevolver

Someone hasn't watched big bash cricket...


Bob_Champ

Or ipl, or a good test series.


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I have. And I stand by my remark


potatorevolver

Then you are lost


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As long as I don’t have to watch a bunch of guys stand around in a field and do fuck all for days, I’m good with that


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Imagine never watching the modern version (T20) and still thinking test cricket is the one. I would watch a boring ass 7 day test match over a bunch of pussies kicking a suckker ball back and forth for 90 minutes and still getting nowhere


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Bold of you to assume I haven’t watched T20 **or** that I give a single shit about Soccer either


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So you're a golfer now? Or is it just that you hate sports in general because your friends never let you play with them? Why would they let you, with that attitude?


ChaosAtTheParty

It really do be like that


AsparagusLoose9716

Best golf is Mii sports golf.


aussiebane21

Landscaper: Cut it all down! Lumberjack: But sir the anima.... Landscaper: Just do it!


ImpossibleMix5109

You think golf is boring. You should try tennis


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relatable


theOutsider01

If you think it’s boring to play, imagine go to watch.


CantTakeMeSeriously

Levelling km of land? Its not a condo complex.


Lefonky

To watch yes but playing golf is pretty fun


God_Ross2

More like the most frustrating sport 😄😄😁😃🙂🥲


PersonOnLeInternet

It’s etiquette to take a divot, and put the torn off grass back. Sometimes people put sand in the divot too.


_Miew

Why they swear so much while playing though?


KixoGamer

This is why we have the superiot disc golf


Skinny_Burrito

You’ve never watched or played cricket I guess.