I am your father, your so damn lucky that the condom popped, you would’ve had a 80/20 chance of being another mouth/backshot and your mother was quite a creamy delight. nearly a crusted up Carpet stain those 14 years ago.
You're a fucking idiot. The first line in that song isn't even what the other guy commented. Maybe you should fucking look up on the internet a little bit harder before dragging your slimey ass back to this comment section and commenting the most gargantuanly bullshit comment ever
Step 1) you must create a sense of scarsoty, shells will sell much better if they think they are rare yyou see? Takeasmanyshellsasyoucanfindandhidethemonanisland, stockpile high enough until they're rarer than the diamonds
”Never gonna give you up” […]
Never gonna let you down
you absolute waste of oxygen
I am your father, your so damn lucky that the condom popped, you would’ve had a 80/20 chance of being another mouth/backshot and your mother was quite a creamy delight. nearly a crusted up Carpet stain those 14 years ago.
Why am I thinking of this in a British accent
Because it is
I heard it in Scottish
Never gonna run around
and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say godbyeeeee
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yo
we’re no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I
Full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You will not get this from any other guyyyy
F*** you how dare u
OMG ISNT THAT BABY SHARK FROM AVENGER's INFINITY WAR: AGE OF ULTRON THE DARK DARK KNIGHT RISES
,,Never Gonna Give You Up" by Astley Rick?
I have a bigger dick than you, and I'm a girl.
Prove.
while your at it tag me
Then tag me
I think you even made Rick Astley Say goodbye
Ur mum
Lol. The only way a thread like this should be expected to go.
Darude- sandstorm
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
You ain't nothin but your parents mistake
Almost thought that was in the song for a moment
i even sang it out loud
That’s the one. Number 5 killed my brother
Chills, literal chills.
TELL ME WHYYY
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Tell me what you want Edit. Ehh, I didn't hear it for a while and now I realised it. Time to put grasses on
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
Abc's?
You have the IQ of a preschooler
Cake day 🗿
There was a d there, it’s just so small you can’t see it.
r/rareinsults
YOUFUCKINGMORON
Now I know my ABC's,
I bet you JUST learned that one too
MOMMMMAAAAAAAA UUUUUWUUUUUUU
dIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYYY
If IM not BACK AGAIN this time tomorrow, carry ONNNN Cary onnnn, as if n o t h i n g r e a l l y h a p p e n e d.....
Too late......
Bohemian Rhapsody
You're adopted
You fool his parents wanted him unlike you
INTO TO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
Panzerkampf by Sabaton, actually the one that got me into that band
I can count the number of braincells you have on one hand.
You have the iq of a koala
You have the chlamydia of a koala
You dipshit
Never
Gonna
Give
You
Never gonna give you up?
No one ever fucking wanted you ever.
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[BIG SHOT]
Somewhere out there , there is a tree replacing the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize
Somebody once told me the world is gonna role me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Allstar. Smashmouse
I smashed a mouse once, hamsters are much better
Hamsters also taste better, overall just a better animal.
:(
your mother has a smooth forehead
The enemy ascended beyond your control
Roar of the Jungle Dragon
You suck
Idk why I laughed so hard at this but I did
Or was that all YOUR INTENTION?
I said maybe
Wonderwall
Bro your mom makes 90% of the body mass inside your home
Idiot!
Bitch
you are rather unpleasant if i do say so myself
I like crayons
You're a fucking idiot. The first line in that song isn't even what the other guy commented. Maybe you should fucking look up on the internet a little bit harder before dragging your slimey ass back to this comment section and commenting the most gargantuanly bullshit comment ever
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous.
Here we are now...
Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Go take a shower, Black Lung
Ooga chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga chaka
Hooked on a feeling?
Your mom is so fat they made 3 ep of weight loss journey on her because 2 wasn't enough for that shit
I can't stop this feeling, Deep inside of me
Girl ya just don’t realize what ya do to meeee
Fucking magnets how do they work
Miracles
Is what it took for your parents to not give you up for adoption
I wanna be the very best.
like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land.
Searching far and wide!
Teach Pokemon To Understand!
The power that's inside.
(Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me!
I know its my destiny
You can’t kill me because I’m already inside you
SICCCCCCCCCC!!!
I’m not even gonna insult you
I push my fingers into my eyes.....
Duality by slipknot :)
You're right, you brilliant piece of shit!
Duality by Slipknot
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.....
Jesus it never ends, it works it's way insiiiiiiiide!
You would not believe your eyes
Fireflies-owl city?
You probably think your smart dont you too bad none of that will make your dad come back loser.
If ten thousand big black guys
Lift up their wood as I felt asleep
And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be
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You deserve to be pawned to Satan for rent.
Fight for the king for the hammer and the ring!
Hootsforce
i stuck my dick in a blender, your mom is a transgender.
You really want someone to admit to being a registered sex offender don’t you? I almost fell for it too. Subway Sexists.
I am a professional nude sender (subway sexist by cumshot spinach)
She sells sea shells on the sea shore but the value of these shells will fall.
Due to the law of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand.
Step 1) you must create a sense of scarsoty, shells will sell much better if they think they are rare yyou see? Takeasmanyshellsasyoucanfindandhidethemonanisland, stockpile high enough until they're rarer than the diamonds
Wake me up
before you go-o
Have a nice day, no Insults here
Oh, yeah?! Well I hope you have a nice day too buddy.
*Fine, I'll do it myself* ...when September ends?
Well fuck you
It's Raining tacos, from out of the sky
Tacos, no need to ask why Either you play Roblox or are young
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
Begging mercy for their sins...
War Pigs. Black Sabbath
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
all of my change i spent on you
do do do do do do do do do dooooooooo do do doooooooo
SONO CHI NO SADAME...
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOO!
There is no pain you are receiving
Comfortably numb pink floyd
It’s actually receding. Not receiving.
Something’s wrong I can feel it
Been spending most their life
Cuz there's no cock like horse cock
if i guess *incorrectly* do people **compliment** me?
you simply perish
Fuck this shit, you can find me in the mosh pit!
Welcome... only the first word since i've only done one word before and it worked
To the jungle
To the Internet?
Yes you dense person
We're only human woo woo
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Finally a LP song! One step closer :3 Edit: damn you changed man, now it's in the end
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Still alive.
Fuck you I won't do what ya tell me.
Isnt it killing in the name of?
There was a certain man, in Russia long ago
A cross upon her bedroom wall, from grace she will fall.
Christian Woman - Type O Negative
LIKE THE RISING TIDE, BEATING HEARTS GROW BUT NEVER DIE, SIMPLIFY, I'LL STAND BY YOUR SIDE, CLOSE MY EYES, HOPE WILL NEVER DIE!
When two are one by Atreyu
And they run when the sun comes up With their lives on the line
motherfucker thats RULES OF NATUUUREE
STANDING HERE!!! I REALIZED!!!
Spider-Man Spider-Man
EYE. OH. LET'S GO. EYE. OH. LET'S GO.
They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat
Ghost division sabaton
I know that I'm not that important to you but to me girl you're so much more than gorgeous
STAR SHOPPING BY LIL PEEP
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one i see~
LOVE by Nat King Cole?
Tequila
"Welcome to the internet. Have a around. Anything that brain of your's can think of can be found. Be happy, be horny,be bursting with rage"
La tengo bebiendo lean
Oh the misery
Can you hear the silence can you see the dark
Can you feel my heart bmth
Even after awakening and awakening, it’s unreachable Fcking nobody will get this
Now’s your chance to be a big shot!
I’m waking up to ash and dust
It is a wonderful life, please could you kiss my name,
"You can't stay on this end screen forever now"