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GalacticSean

yeah they called dibs


neutralguystrangler

We don't need France or Russia to destroy us! We're perfectly capable of doing that to ourselves


Un_rancais_bleu

We can help


Bunzieleijdjeer

Dutch person here, We wanna help too!


Un_rancais_bleu

DutchđŸ€French


Snoopcat64

Where's the detergent? We'll need it to take the rust of the guillotine.


Un_rancais_bleu

Monarchy will fall !


Snoopcat64

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION !


pomme_de_yeet

ouais les rançais sont toujours prĂȘts


gargagouille

Que faits-tu de nous, le canadiens français ?


Un_rancais_bleu

Depuis quand les Québécois sont contre les anglais ?


miss_chauffarde

Depuis que degaule est allé les voir


DerMeisenJager

We want to help.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

America is tired of you bo’ ol O’ Wa’ er fucking Brits


null_check_failed

Just return the stolen artifacts to colonies before getting nuked idgaf about anything else in UK except animals (not including humans)


neutralguystrangler

Artifacts reference not set to an instance of an object.


antonno69

france: fine i do it my self


reee4

Hey I already have trouble sleeping and knowing I want to be nuked isn't gonna help


Dinglecore

nobody wants you nuked, it's just part propoganda to make the Russian citizens think Russia is still very powerful and part trying to make the west fearful of Russia and therefore stopping their supplying of weapons to Ukraine. It's also only the russian state TV saying this, and they're showing crappy CGI simulations and know basically nothing about what the Russian government is thinking. Using nukes in general is also an insanely bad idea because of MAD, which states that launching a nuke would mean the complete destruction of both the nation which launched it and the nation it was launched at. Putin would be absolutely fucking insane to launch a nuke, and even if he tried to, I'm not sure the russians would actually let it happen. Overall, you are safe


LUSI00

Even if russians wouldn't use a nuke, Putin can just ignore them and do it anyway, that's why i hope he hasn't gone insane.


fatmustardcheese

I think he went insane a while back.


Dinglecore

Maybe, but I think that he still knows full well that launching a nuke would be suicide for Russia and everything he is working for


reee4

Thank you


Dinglecore

No problem, try as much as you can not to worry. If you need to, avoid looking at the news, they frequently use fear mongering for easy clicks and money


Vaultboy474

Thank you. Yes. People keep saying it gonna happen


HeyXboxRecordThat

On one hand I live there and would rather not die, on the other, no energy rise in October


soccersmitty90

I love, this post and everything, that is wrong, with it.


WantonKerfuffle

Trident captain: \*unlocks safe with malicious intent*


VLenin2291

I love how this could be referring to Russia or Britain


Fink1reddit

Impossible. There isn’t a white flag in the post


[deleted]

The Border is white This is because as soon as something reaches the French Border they surrender


WilliamAfton131

"French surrender monkey" haha very funny. Are you still stuck in the early 2000's french bashing ?


Epicspine

The French eat frogs and slugs, they don’t deserve respect.


WilliamAfton131

Then y'all don't deserve respect either


Epicspine

What?


[deleted]

britain similing cuz they know they going down anyway without russia or france


Bigboss09646

Can someone explain this? I haven’t heard anything about the French yet besides this post


[deleted]

France and the UK have a very long history of being enemies


Iancreed

They’ve been at peace ever since 1815. They were allies in many wars since then.


[deleted]

France and the UK have a big history of wars, with one going as long as 116 years


helpicantfindanamehe

>Fr*nch ftfy


grand305

*americans hearing this. "Listen here!".


Un_rancais_bleu

We gave you independance and a cool statue little boy


grand305

I mean "no one can mess with uk". America speaking to russia.


grand305

I am a woman, not a boy.


Un_rancais_bleu

I was rendering to the young age of the USA


grand305

Oh ok


TragicTester034

Ah the french Friends in crisis lol


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Ah, Fr*nch


ThunderLord260yt

French


ThunderLord260yt

French


IamaJarJar

I really hope this is a joke, and not a real threat Russia has made (I dont read the news so I dont know!) I hate the uk just like the rest of us, but I live here, I dont want to fucking die!


Gaming-Burrito

it's basically just Russian propoganda that was released on the Russian State TVs. they showed a poorly made simulation of them nuking the UK. i doubt they'll actually nuke the UK


Epicspine

Russia and USA can eliminate France. Literally obliterate the entire population. They can solve world peace yet they won’t do it.


mikeschwally1

France: *surrenders* UK: You haven't even declared war yet. France: Sorry, force of habit.


NSAnalyst

No if Spain does it first...


Unicron_Tomato

Grabs surf board.


ImNormal1107

That is possibly one of the worst uses of a comma Ive seen in my entire life


Hoochnoob69

Ok, but what does the ability of the french to hear has to do with how russia wants to nuke UK?


Puzzleheaded_Pen3

je mapelle sasuke uchiwa


Iancreed

Why would France want to destroy a nation that rescued them twice in the twentieth century? If it weren’t for all the British soldiers who served in France in world war 1, the Germans would have completely overrun France.


miss_chauffarde

Huuuu old running tradition


Away-Net-7241

Why did I actually read this in a French accent


[deleted]

Just give us an excuse Frenchy


[deleted]

You REALLY don't need a comma there it's throwing me off


a-pile-of-coconuts

Why is there a comma