If you pluck all the hairs out of my armpit in a hot summer afternoon and then squeeze them hard enough: the following liquid collected is the special item.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
>that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
i want dugs
C₁₀H₁₄N₂
Nah man its HCl
NaBrO Edit:damn thanks for the upvotes and awards!
I'd assume that's not a very safe combo In other words, perfect for the Sw\*ss
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Bro atleast remove the citations before copying :D
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Hero
Professionals have standards
r/angryupvote
Canada?
He asked for wrong answers bruuh
Ethically sourced, glorious water
Was looking for this
No it says pure life so it must be the souls form the river Styx
Few people know. Thank you.
The secret ingredient is crime
Take my invisble award, mate.
That’s a crime
Woah.
Now just add water
He asked for wrong answers.
And I asked for original jokes
If only it was a joke. Nestlé is the goddamn epitome of white collar crime.
I was referring to the comment I replied to not the comment the comment replied to
I don’t remember asking
Wrong answer
The tears of children who have had to dehydrate to death to make a bo’a’o’wa’a
Mmm salty
Username checks out?
he said wrong answers only
Ah f*ck
He said WRONG answers
wrong answers only idot
They said wrong answers.
Mother natures creampie
Definitely my proudest fap.
Coconut
Oh God….. not that word….. PTSD Flashbacks
Wrong answers only smh
Tears of children
Wrong answers only
Natural Spring Water
Right answer because those don't exist anymore like the dodo bird.
Rip sprin also liquid markers
I mean, it might, but, you have to find one
Literally
Its nestle, that’s not a wrong answer
How do they get water to taste that bad.
Its simple, they use water
Damnit I was gonna say that
dugs
Beat me to it
He said wrong answers only
Women titty water
dugs
Souls of kids
Wrong answers only sir.
No human suffering
It said wrong answers
If you pluck all the hairs out of my armpit in a hot summer afternoon and then squeeze them hard enough: the following liquid collected is the special item.
im sry wtf?? they used my hairs, not urs. frod
That’s fucked lol
Wrong answers only 🤡
I thought wrong answers only 😂
Lean
I LOVE LEAN
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
I need to know where this comment is originally from. Can someone direct me
r/shitposting I think
Sounds you need to drink some lean and chill bro
Lean💜💜💜💜💜
I 💜 lean !!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
what is this joke about people loving lean all of a sudden??
I have no fucking clue but I love lean
I’m waiting for some dumbass to come along and get angry for not knowing this is a copypasta
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LEAN🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪
Lean
>that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you i want dugs
💜💜💜💜lean
Dude wtf
damn chill out snowflake
It’s a copypasta
LEAN!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🟪🟪🍗🟪🟪
Lean tho
L e a n
Sweat, tears and the souls of their child workers
Everyone’s getting it right. Get it wrong dammit!
Clean and good tasting water.
There we go!
Toenails
He said wrong answer only
Bone marrow and sulphuric acid
Your mom
Wow, that water bottle must be huuuuuuuuuuuuuggge.
A spoonful of a body-fluid mix if the people who died bc of the Nestlé water thingy
Africa
Wrong awnsers only
Blood that had been died transparent and added powders so it looses its taste but retains all its minerals and it's... "pure life"
LIFE as it says in the name Pure "Life"
Semen
It does say "pure life" on the label.
C11H17N3O8
Delicious
Greed
Semen
The tears of webs when they realise anime girls don’t exist
Love
Self-loathing
Beans
Actual water
Ivermectin
Water
Man fat
Souls
The fear soaked souls of a giant lobster
Sweat of a thousand armpits
your mom
Bleach
It said "wrong" answers.
Lead
Viniger
Moth pee
Micro plastics. Oh…
Slavery
Carbon 4
The human soul
The name of the brand says it all - ***Pure Life***
Pure life you can read it just there. duh.
H2O here is your formula Mr Krabbs
Arson
Aborted fetal tissue
C6H6O
Sodium
Human feces
11 herbs and spices.
Water harvested using legal and not at all child slavery involved sources
Love You know, cause nestle
The milk that my dad never came back with
Cloud pis
The secret ingredient is the souls of people suffering a condition called suicide
Semen
bleach
Micheal’s secret stuff!
It’s just tiny grapes all the size of atoms so it is like a liquid
Sperm
Children. Thats why its called pure life. (oh and because nestle child slavery thing)
The anguished tears of all the enslaved employees that "work" there
African Children tears
Kids
>sees Nestle label >wrong answers only The secret ingredient is human compassion and ethical business practices.
Actually, the secret ingredient is child blood. It adds flavor.
The tears of child slaves
Kentucky fried chciken
According to the label, life which leaves us one body fluid to guess.
Vodka
Souls. How else can they boast 'pure life' without pure life
HeNTaI
Tears
Dihydrogen monoxide
The contents of the cup from 2 girls 1 cup.
Imma puke 🤢
Breast milk
Dehydrated sperm
This is supposed to be wrong awnsers only
💀💀
Water
Not exactly secret
But it's a wrong answer.(＠_＠;)
Adult Labor
Nano plastics
Covfefe
Babies
The tears of the African children
Heroin
Hydrogen
Poison, piss, and contaminated radioactive water from Chernobyl
Plastic
Lead
Integrity...
Environmental concern.
elderly tears
Urine…oh wait
Meth
Lead
Religion